The whole family is the protagonist, only I am the salted fish

"Brother, let me go with you. I happen to have nothing to do."

Since Ye Tian and Ye Xuan have taken a short vacation from school these days, they don't have to worry about going to school.

Of course, there is no need for the two of them to go to school anymore.

After all, they are both immortal cultivators. Who else will What about learning secular things?

Ye Xiu was startled. He didn't expect that Ye Tian would want to go with him to worship his master.

But he thought that Ye Tian chose to accompany him because he was afraid that he would be lonely and bored alone.

"This is... okay."

After hesitating, Ye Xiu chose to agree.

After all, this was Ye Tian's good intention.

Ye Xiu had just agreed, and Ye Tian was overjoyed.

If Ye Xiu gets the inheritance and bloodline awakening this time, maybe he can still... What kind of treasure chest can he pick up?

He hasn't picked up a treasure chest for a long time, and he feels that the system is a little rusty.

……

In the afternoon it was almost time for dinner.

Ye Wuchen returned to the villa just like this.

First, he exchanged pleasantries with Ye Tian and his family for a while, and then he mysteriously called Ye Tian to go out.

Just after leaving the gate, Ye Tian looked at Ye Wuchen who looked mysterious and felt puzzled.

"Little...little Chenzi, what did you ask me to do?"

Originally, I wanted to call him uncle, but when he thought about how Ye Wuchen would trouble him from time to time when he was in school.

He had to make up stories several times to get through it.

So Ye Tian felt that he would only be able to get through it in front of his family. If he knows how to call him uncle, he will call him Xiaochenzi in private.

Of course, Ye Wuchen doesn't take it to heart that Ye Tian calls him like this.

Instead, he said thoughtfully:

"Can you drink? I'll take you to skewers!"

Um?

？？？

"What's wrong? Did you break up?"

Ye Wuchen: Bitter!

Seeing that Ye Wuchen was speechless, as if he was really right, Ye Tian quickly shut up and stopped teasing him.

"Let's go, I know a good store."

After saying that, he strode forward to lead the way.

"Boss, please bring three boxes of snowflakes, and some kidneys and leeks.……"

Soon the two of them came to a barbecue stall not far away. They both ordered some food and a few cases of beer.

Gudonggudong!

The beer had just been brought by the boss, and Ye Wuchen bit open the bottle cap with his teeth.

"Pooh!"

Spitting out the bottle cap in his mouth, Ye Wuchen raised his head and drank.

If it weren't for the pair of gold-rimmed glasses he was wearing, people who didn't know would have thought he was a hungry drunkard.

Seeing Ye Wuchen With this look, Ye Tian's mouth twitched.

"Damn it, don’t you show off by blowing a bottle?"

Hiccup~

Soon after he drank a bottle of beer, Ye Wuchen burped again.

Looking at Ye Tian, ​​he didn't understand what dazzling meant.

"Show off? How to show off?"

"I teach you!"

Ye Tian picked up a bottle of beer, put his mouth to the mouth of the beer, raised his head and shook the beer regularly. Soon

Ye Wuchen watched in disbelief as a small vortex appeared in the center of the transparent glass bottle.

Until Ye Tian After drinking the whole bottle, he couldn't help but exclaimed:"Fuck, this is cool, I'll do it too!""

After saying that, he imitated Ye Tianxuan.

Ye Tian wiped the wine foam from his mouth and looked at him with a look of relief.

"Deal with each other one by one, that's it!"

"Another bottle!"

……

After showing off several bottles of beer in a row, Ye Wuchen didn't use the strength in his body to suppress it, and soon felt a little tipsy.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Ye Tian asked:

"Xiaochenzi, so you are really lovelorn?"

"suffer!"Ye Wuchen looked at Ye Tian with some disappointment, then sighed and said with relief:"It doesn't matter if you don't mention it, you must have fun with me today!"

Seeing Ye Wuchen like this, Ye Tian's inner doubts deepened.

He turned on the destiny of heaven and looked at Ye Wuchen.

Soon he saw the reason from the prophet.

It turned out that it was when Ye Wuchen went to chase Shen Ziwan , but was strongly rejected by Shen Ziwan.

Afterwards, she cried to him and told him that they were originally from two worlds.

And Ye Wuchen's love that had not yet begun ended like this. Although he had never been in love, he It’s okay to think that the two of them are just like that.

Of course, they may have the blessing of the protagonist’s destiny, and it’s outrageous to say that Shen Ziwan has only known Ye Wuchen for just one day. How could Shen Ziwan be like this after only knowing Ye Wuchen for one day? Ye Tian felt that the pen was in the author’s hand, so he could write how he wanted to Just write it how you want.

Inhumane!

When Ye Wuchen was drinking to his heart's content, he held a bottle of beer, stood up and chanted while drinking:

"belch~"

"Ask what love is in the world, and tell us about life and death?……"

"Boss, two more bottles of strong wine, the strongest one!"

Ye Tianzai just came back to his senses and saw that the ground was already full of wine bottles.

Looking at Ye Wuchen, it was obvious that he was not satisfied with the beer and wanted to drink liquor.

Ye Tian immediately wanted to stop him, but when he saw Ye Wuchen He couldn't bear Wu Chen's behavior.

After sighing, Ye Tian thought it would be better to let him get drunk. Anyway, he had some cultivation, so at worst he could inject some spiritual energy into him.

"Well, the strongest wine is Erguotou. How many bottles does the boss want?"

Ye Wuchen staggered and drank the last sip of beer, then smashed the bottle as boldly as a martial arts hero.

He stretched out five fingers and said:

"Five bottles... No, no, no, ten bottles!"

The owner of the barbecue stall was ashamed and said weakly:

"Brother, can you really finish the drink?"

Seeing the boss's behavior, Ye Tian also raised his eyebrows at him and said:

"Boss, give it to him. If you don’t finish the drink, just return it!"

He looked like he was just watching the excitement, but the boss was a little hesitant.

Looking at Ye Wuchen, he was not a drinker. He was already drunk after just a few boxes of beer?

But when he thought that his food hadn't been served yet, he He just drank a few boxes of beer, and he didn't know how he could hold it in his belly.

But wouldn't he be a fool if he didn't do business?

He directly carried out a box of Erguotou and the cooked barbecue.

"Brother, please advise your brother to eat more vegetables and drink less!"

Before leaving, the boss gave a kind reminder.

Seeing the wine on the table, Ye Wuchen continued to show off by raising his head and making a show off.

"Today... hiccup~, there is wine today~ I am drunk today, I will be worried tomorrow~"

Ye Wuchen couldn't help reciting a poem again, but when he saw Ye Tian was unmoved, he frowned slightly

"You...you say something, burp~"

Ye Tian's eyes widened, and he didn't expect that Ye Wuchen actually asked him to recite a poem.

But seeing that Ye Wuchen was obviously drunk now, if he didn't respect him As he said, I am afraid that Ye Wuchen will not let him go so easily.

After thinking for a while, Ye Tian found that he could not find any poems suitable for the occasion.

Suddenly,

Ye Tian's eyes lit up, and he mysteriously took out a poem from his pocket. A pack of cigarettes and a lighter came out.

I lit a cigarette very stylishly, took a deep breath, and blew out a smoke ring.

"Ahem."

Ye Tian coughed and said seriously:

"I'm drinking~"

Just as someone said this, Ye Tian lit up the lighter.

He put the flame towards the mouth of the Erguotou bottle.

"Light the solitary lamp~"

"I drink strong wine and light a solitary lamp. Some people get drunk and some of me go crazy.

I feel cold. Some people are in pain and some are supporting me.……"

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PS: Fourth update~

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