The Whole Family Is The Protagonist, Only I The Salted Fish

[24] Is this a poison gas nest? (Seeking evaluation~) 4/5

This is how a class ends when the students introduce themselves.

After class, Li Youwei asked Ye Tian curiously:

"Have you noticed that Teacher Ye Wuchen looks a bit like you?

And what alliance Yasuo you said... Yasuo is silky, what do you mean? "

Li Youwei doesn't usually play games and doesn't understand the content of games, so she doesn't understand what Ye Tian said about Yasuo Thief Six, Thief Silky.

She thought Ye Tian was talking about heroes in history.

Li Youwei expressed her doubts, she never knew which hero in history was named Yasuo, and then searched hard for the two terms Alliance and Yasuo in her memory.

"Yasuo, what do you say? Put your ear close to me and I will whisper to you."

Hearing Li Youwei say this, Ye Tian suddenly became interested in teasing this little girl.

"Ah? Oh~"

Li Youwei, who had been searching in her mind for a long time, also tilted her head when Ye Tian said this.

Get close to Ye Tian.

Then she only felt that her ears were gently blown by Ye Tian, ​​and she felt a little strange.

moment.

Her face was as red as an apple.

But driven by her great curiosity, she still wanted to hear Ye Tian tell her the story of the hero Yasuo.

"That's a fiction in the game, idiot!"

Li Youwei's body froze for a while, and then he realized that he was being teased by Ye Tian again, and he angrily raised his small fist to hit Ye Tian's waist.

"you!"

Ye Tian easily escaped by relying on his excellent movement, and then joked:

"Can't fight, can't fight, bye bye."

After speaking, he ran out of the classroom.

Seeing Ye Tian like this, Li Youwei was angry and annoyed, her teeth rattling.

I can't wait to scratch Ye Tian with my little claws.

Don't be angry or angry, he is this bastard, there is no need to be angry with him.

Li Youwei patted her chest and comforted herself.

And these Ye Tian didn't see, he ran out of the classroom long ago.

"puff!"

After finally reassuring her anger, Li Youwei suddenly heard a loud noise.

The sound was like an explosion, thundering through the classroom.

And everyone in the classroom was attracted by the sudden sound.

They all looked at each other, and then someone said loudly:

"Fuck, who farts? This sound is eating firecrackers!"

"No, someone throws gas bombs, run!"

Everyone looked for the source of the sound, but saw it in a corner at the back of the classroom.

Several students are gathered around.

These people are the people who spread rumors about Ye Tian.

One of the boys blushed.

The loud noise just now was made by himself, and he could feel the vibration himself, like an earthquake.

He himself was startled.

Then the whole face quickly turned red.

f*ck!

What a shame!

Look at his classmates looking at him with strange eyes.

His shame grew stronger.

Now he can't wait to find a hole to dig in, and never come out like that in his life.

But he was also very puzzled, how could he do this?

They don't know, it's all because of Ye Tian.

Because it was close, a girl pointed at this classmate and said with a gloomy expression:

"Fuck, Wang Bing, put your hidden weapon!"

Then they smelled a foul odor.

Disgusting suffocation.

"Puff~ puff~ puff puff puff~"

"Fuck, are you still coming?"

"Is this a poison gas nest?"

"Go, go, go..."

The female classmate who originally wanted to accuse Wang Bing suddenly heard the familiar voice.

And the source of the sound seems to be...

It looks like it came out by myself!

"Pfft~"

Before she could react, several people next to her also made such sounds.

Like lit firecrackers, they exploded one by one.

And those who just ran to the door also heard the sound of firecrackers. They pushed each other and left the classroom as if they were running away.

"Again?"

"Let's go, go, let's go again!"

"I can't take it anymore, I'm going to vomit! Vomit~"

...

Li Youwei walked out of the classroom and wandered on the playground with no purpose.

When the firecrackers sounded in the classroom, she had already fled the classroom.

Fortunately, she was very close to the door, so she was one of the first to escape.

Now the entire classroom is full of the roar of firecrackers.

I won't be able to return to the classroom for a while.

She found a place and was just about to sit down and rest for a while.

But found a familiar figure.

It was Ye Tian.

In fact, Ye Tian knew about the situation in the classroom for a long time, and that was what he did.

So in order not to be hurt by the poisonous gas, he had already run away.

At this time, he was holding two bottles of drinks, one was soapy water and the other was juice.

The juice was prepared by him for Li Youwei.

He also just bought a drink and came out when he saw Li Youwei on the playground.

Handed the bottle of juice to Li Youwei and said:

"Does it taste bad?"

"Would you like to try it?"

Taking over the juice in Ye Tian's hand, Li Youwei glared at Ye Tian viciously.

Unscrewing the cap with her hand, she raised her head and drank the juice.

Ye Tian saw Li Youwei's appearance, and a thought came up in his heart.

If you marry this girl back home in the future, life will definitely not be too boring.

Of course Li Youwei didn't know what Ye Tian was thinking. If she knew, she would definitely use her Jiuyin White Bone Claw to kill him.

...

The morning ended with Ye Tian and Li Youwei fighting, of course, Ye Tian was lying on the table and sleeping.

Where are the classmates who set off firecrackers?

They are in the school infirmary at the moment, Ye Tian estimated that they should not be able to go to school today.

Better to estimate it in the afternoon.

Ye Tian still knows in his heart that the torture will not be too serious.

Just a little punishment.

Time comes to afternoon.

Since Ye Wuchen only came today, the teachers of several subjects are also very respectful.

All the afternoon classes were given to Ye Wuchen, and he arranged them all.

And they are comfortably blowing the air conditioner in the office.

Come to the classroom.

Ye Wuchen pretended to be heavy and said:

"Today, there are several students in our class who are absent from class due to physical reasons. This shows that the physical fitness of the students still needs to be improved..."

Ye Wuchen was talking on the podium, while Ye Tian was very bored.

Soon Ye Wuchen finished speaking.

To put it simply, Ye Wuchen felt that his physical fitness was too poor to learn something, so he prepared all afternoon classes for the students to exercise outside.

Or play games like that.

When he finished speaking, the whole classroom was full of roars.

Some said that Ye Wuchen was fine, and some discussed what to do after leaving the classroom.

But Ye Tian is different, he has fallen asleep on the table.

Soon Ye Wuchen also noticed Ye Tian.

He frowned, grabbed a piece of chalk on the table and smashed it on Ye Tian's head with great precision.

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