The Whole Family Went Crazy Listening To My Thoughts, I Was Responsible For Feeding
Chapter 84: Emperor PUA Himself
Chapter 84 The Emperor PUA Himself
What a simple wish.
Silenced the gods directly.
He rarely appears in the human world, and the human world cannot withstand his power.
But every time he comes, there is a record in the southern kingdom.
Every wish made will be included in the divine book and passed down from generation to generation.
This time’s wish: Do you want to eat my roast chicken?
Gods……
“I can give you endless money, and you can buy countless roasted chickens.” He paused, and when He came, He gave him a roasted chicken. He could not afford to lose this person.
Lu Chaochao curled his lips.
“Mud is so stupid.”
"The money, Liangqin will take it away and keep it safe." That doesn't belong to me!
“Roasted chicken is the most fertile!” She raised her head and looked at the gods like she was looking at a fool.
The emperor was already stamping his feet angrily on the altar.
"Did you find it? What kind of roast chicken does she want? I'll give her enough to eat!"
"What a waste of nature, what a waste of nature, hurry up, help me, I'm going to faint from anger." The emperor was shaking with anger.
Because of the dialogue with the gods, they can also hear the voice of prayer.
It's just that the sound is amplified and appears distorted.
It sounded vaguely childish, with a milky feeling.
The emperor is so angry.
Stomping his feet in anger.
I really want to stuff roast chicken into that child's mouth.
But Lu Chaochao yawned and gradually lost his patience: "Roast chicken, do you want to give it to me?"
If you don’t give it, Wo will leave.
God is so stingy.
He also said that everything in the world can be given.
Can’t even part with a roast chicken.
Lu Chaochao stepped on his feet and reached out to rub a handful of the roast chicken on the table, and then smelled the smell on his hand. It was so fragrant.
She decided not to wash her hands tonight.
Sleep with fragrance.
The gods were silent for a long time.
The voice seemed to become a little dull: "I will grant you what you wish for."
That roast chicken flew into Lu Chaochao's hands.
Lu Chaochao's eyelids were bright and burning: "Wo, from now on I will be a believer in Mu!"
There is no way to repay the kindness of roasting chicken.
She hugged the chicken **** and took a big bite. Her happy brows and eyes stretched out, and she almost jumped with joy.
Then…
Take the chicken **** out of your mouth.
“Are you the first time?”
The god’s gaze fell on the chicken’s buttocks and gradually disappeared into the night sky.
Lu Chaochao tilted his head, his voice sounded familiar, but he couldn't remember anything.
She has been assimilated into this world.
She held the roasted chicken in both hands, squealing happily, and her face was shiny as she gnawed. The roasted chicken was so tender.
“It’s good to worship God.” There is roast chicken to eat.
The emperor was so angry that he kept pressing his heart, his face turned livid.
“Look, I’ll dig three feet into the ground to find that idiot!” The emperor gritted his teeth.
The prince looked strange.
He lowered his head and said nothing.
【Roast chicken, roast chicken, roast chicken, roast chicken, want to eat roast chicken...】
【The roast chicken is so delicious...】At this moment, his mind was filled with Lu Chaochao’s thoughts, roast chicken, roast chicken...
He probably knows who the culprit is.
The whole city is wondering which little fool asked the gods for roasted chicken.
“I guess it’s a child.”
The voice that could be heard faintly was the childish voice of a child.
Not long after the emperor returned to the palace, he heard someone coming to report.
“Your Majesty, we found it.”
“I just met a baby outside, holding a roast chicken, saying it was a gift from God.” The Imperial Guard reported outside. “Bring people in.” The emperor’s eyebrows were slightly raised.
Not long after, a woman came forward holding a girl.
The little girl is about one year old, with dazzling eyes. She is obviously a child, but it is a bit inconsistent.
“You said the roast chicken was given to you by the gods?” The emperor stood on the high platform with a majestic expression.
Eunuch Wang said in a low voice: "This is..."
“Lu Jinghuai’s sister, named Lu Jingyao, is about to be one year old.”
“The woman standing behind her is her mother, Mrs. Pei.”
The emperor and the prince's eyes froze slightly, Mrs. Pei? Lu Jinghuai?
Lu Yuanze’s outer room!
Pei Jiaojiao held Lu Jingyao, her heart beating wildly, and she lay on the ground.
“Long live your Majesty, long live your Majesty.”
Lu Jingyao kowtowed twice.
Pei Jiaojiao did not dare to look up at the king, and the hand holding Lu Jingyao was trembling.
Jingyao is so smart.
Children who are favored by the gods are all loved by God. At least they have a good impression in front of His Majesty.
Master Lu also thinks more highly of them.
The evil offspring born to the Xu family were reduced to dust by her.
“Report to Your Majesty…”
"Shut up, His Majesty didn't ask you!" the prince immediately interrupted her.
Pei Jiaojiao panicked, Lu Jingyao squeezed her mother's hand, and she imitated an adult and said, "Yes, Your Majesty."
“This is Jing Yao, asking...the **** for roast chicken.”
The emperor didn't want to see Lu Yuanze's outer chamber, and now he looked at them with eyes full of disgust.
Lu Jingyao is only one year old, and his eyes are extremely worldly and utilitarian. Is this really a one-year-old child?
Wherever it looks like a pilgrimage, it is full of pure stupidity.
“Idiot!” the emperor was furious.
The two of them were frightened by the angry voice.
“Beizhao is short, have you eaten and clothed?”
“You are actually asked to ask the gods for roasted chicken?! You are an idiot who doesn’t understand the general situation and can’t distinguish the situation! What a disgrace to Beizhao!”
"As her mother, how do you teach your child? She is not sensible. She is only one year old, are you not sensible either?" The emperor pointed at Pei Jiaojiao and scolded her angrily.
Pei Jiaojiao's face turned pale with fright.
She only wanted to take the credit, but she didn’t expect to be scolded.
Lu Jingyao pursed her lips, her eyes a little confused. Why was it different from what she imagined?
“Get out! You are full of lies at a young age and have no education!”
The emperor's words frightened the princes and princes and sent them out immediately.
As he walked, he complained: "This woman, you said you were Lu Jinghuai's mother, and I believed you. How dare you deceive the emperor?"
“If the child hadn’t been young, I might have been spared the punishment.”
Pei Jiaojiao was driven out of the palace with her face red and her ears red.
However, the news that Lu Jinghuai's mother pretended to be the leader spread throughout the capital.
“Father, how do you know it’s not her?”
The emperor glanced at the prince angrily: "I am not blind, nor am I blind. Besides Lu Chaochao, who else can do this?"
“Go and invite Lu Chaochao into the palace without disturbing others.”
The prince and his father-in-law hurriedly went to invite him.
Hand in my heart, I am afraid that His Majesty will be angry with the little girl this time.
When Lu Chaochao comes over with his mouth full of oil, he will give him a stone hammer.
“Uncle, eat chicken...” She even handed the chicken bones to the emperor.
The prince couldn't help but raise his forehead. How should he persuade his father to spare Chaochao?
Then the emperor asked: "Chaochao, is it the roast chicken you asked God for?"
The little guy pointed his head straight: "Yes, yes, it looks like meat. It's delicious..."
The prince was about to step forward to plead for mercy.
He then heard his father say: "Chaochao is such a good boy."
“I don’t value fame, fortune, or power. What a good boy. What a good boy…”
"If it were anyone else, he would definitely want my throne. But Chao Chao only wants a mediocre roast chicken!"
Prince? ? ?
Just now, that’s not what you said!
The emperor's self-PUA is serious!
(End of this chapter)
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