The whole mountain is my hunting ground

Chapter 1256 Little Gudong scares Li Ruhai to pee, Zhao Baotou gathers the hunting gang again

"My dad always used a triangle belt to beat me." Under the branches, Ma Yang sat in front of the fire and complained to Li Ruhai, saying, "That guy whipped me, and there were streaks of squirts all over his body."

At this point, Ma Yang suddenly turned to Li Ruhai and said, "I'm telling you this, don't go out."

"Hey, what are you doing to me?" Li Ruhai sighed and said, "My dad also beat me with a triangle belt."

"Really?" Ma Yang's eyes lit up when he heard this, and Li Ruhai curled his lips and said, "What's the good thing? I'm still lying to you?"

Hearing what Li Ruhai said, a smile appeared on Ma Yang's face, and then he heard Li Ruhai say: "Not only my dad, but my mom also whipped me with a triangle belt that day!"

"Ah?" After hearing what Li Ruhai said, Ma Yang moved his butt towards Li Ruhai and asked, "Who is this, Aunt Li?"

"Oh my god!" Li Ruhai waved his hand and said, "If I don't hug her today, can I run out of the house?"

"Yes, why did you rush out with a hug?" Ma Yang asked out of curiosity, but Li Ruhai didn't think much and said casually: "Just give me a hug."

"Huh?" Ma Yang was stunned. As he slowly turned his head towards Li Ruhai, his eyes widened.

At this time, Li Ruhai didn't realize the seriousness of the problem. He spread his left hand and patted his thigh three times with the back of his hand, and said: "The hairpin is not hers, my sister exchanged it with me. I promised my sister to give it to me." She buys a down jacket, just like your sister’s.”

When he said the last sentence, Li Ruhai raised his arm and hit Ma Yang lightly with his elbow.

Ma Yang's cheeks twitched, and while he clenched his fists, he asked Li Ruhai again: "Where did your sister get the hairpin?"

"My eldest brother..." Li Ruhai said, nodded Ma Yang again with his elbow, and said, "Your brother-in-law gave it to me!"

As soon as Li Ruhai said this, Ma Yang gritted his teeth and asked again: "Red?"

"Ah!" Li Ruhai was startled and blurted out: "How do you know? Ah..."

Before Li Ruhai finished speaking, Ma Yang rushed towards him viciously, grabbing Li Ruhai's throat with his hands.

"Huh?" Li Ruhai reacted quickly, leaned to the side, avoided Ma Yang's chokehold, raised his leg and kicked Ma Yang's chest.

After kicking off Ma Yang, Li Ruhai got up from the ground, turned around, pointed at Ma Yang and asked, "What are you doing?"

They were brothers in trouble just a moment ago, but in the blink of an eye they are about to kill each other.

Ma Yang didn't say anything as he got up from the ground, mainly because he couldn't say anything, so he just threw himself at Li Ruhai.

Li Ruhai dodged to the side, but Ma Yang grabbed his arm. Just when Li Ruhai was about to fight back, a strange sound suddenly came from his ears: "Ho, ho! Ouch! Ouch..."

Li Ruhai paused. As soon as he stopped, Ma Yang hugged him from behind.

"Get off!" Li Ruhai yelled, struggled to break away from Ma Yang, then slapped him on the arm and shouted: "Run! Shoot the eggs!"

After saying that, Li Ruhai ran away.

Some besiegers, after being chased away by mountain animals, become extremely frightened when they hear the beast's calls again.

There was a time when Zhang Yuanmin heard someone mention Black Blind Man, which made his calves tremble.

Last winter, Li Ruhai secretly followed Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu up the mountain, but was frightened by the cannon eggs and peed his pants.

After that, there was a period of time when Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu brought back Pao Zi from hunting. When Li Ruhai saw the body of Pao Zi, he walked around.

It wasn't until he ate too much wild boar that Li Ruhai gradually got better.

At this time, the sound coming from the back of the branches was exactly the same as the cannon eggs that hit the tree in anger that day. This moment made Li Ruhai's hair stand on end.

But what should be said should not be said. Although this child has many problems and a bad mouth, he did not forget to call Ma Yang even though he was trembling with fear.

"Cannon eggs?" Ma Yang hurriedly followed Li Ruhai and ran away, but at this time, a strong wind caught up with Ma Yang, and a force knocked him down in the snow.

"Ah..." The unknown fear frightened Ma Yang. He held the snow with his hands and pushed his feet on the ground. The moment he tried to get up, Ma Yang saw a familiar figure through the fire they had built not far away. .

"Zhao..." Ma Yang was about to speak when he felt a pain in the back of his head. Ma Yang turned around and saw Ma Ling. Before he could speak, Ma Ling grabbed his ear.

"Ah..." Ma Yang screamed again, and this scream frightened Li Ruhai.

In a panic, Li Ruhai fell to the snow. When he climbed up on his knees, Zhao Jun grabbed the back of his cotton-padded jacket with both hands, lifted Li Ruhai with force, and chopped it directly onto the straw next to him.

There was a haystack underneath, so it couldn't be broken at all, but this time it frightened Li Ruhai. He thought he was picked up by a cannon egg.

"Ah..." Li Ruhai burst into tears, but at this moment he heard Ma Yang shouting over there: "Sister, don't pull your ears, I was wrong!"

"Huh?" Li Ruhai, who was lying on the haystack, stopped crying and tears before he dared to open his eyes.

"Brother!" Li Ruhai shouted angrily when he saw Zhao Jun, but Zhao Jun shouted: "Go home!"

"Hey." Li Ruhai's momentum suddenly fell to the bottom and he got off the straw chop.

Zhao Jun took Li Ruhai to meet Ma Ling and Ma Yang. As soon as they passed, they saw Ma Ling holding Ma Yang with one hand and slapping Ma Yang on the back with the other.

It is natural for a sister to beat a brother.

But when Zhao Jun saw it, he had to pretend to be a good guy.

So, Zhao Jun stepped forward and stopped Ma Ling and said, "Ling'er, stop fighting. It's a joke."

Where is there anyone in this land?

But after Ma Ling glanced at Li Ruhai, she put down her raised palm without hesitation.

Ma Yang was suppressed by his bloodline and became obedient. Zhao Jun said to Ma Ling, "Ling'er, I'll take you back."

"No need." Ma Ling refused and said, "What are you taking? I have to take him back."

Hearing what Ma Ling said, Zhao Jun laughed, and Li Ruhai also laughed. But then, Zhao Jun said, "Okay, Ling'er, I'll take Ruhai back too."

Li Ruhai's face was slanted, and Zhao Jun grabbed him and said, "Let's go home!"

The Ma siblings walked back, and Zhao Jun was ready to take Li Ruhai on a motorcycle. But when the two came to the motorcycle, Li Ruhai refused to get on.

"Come up!" Zhao Jun called Li Ruhai and said, "Can you stay away from home forever?"

"Brother..." Li Ruhai glanced to the side and saw that the Ma siblings had walked three or five meters away. He leaned close to Zhao Jun's ear and whispered, "I peed my pants."

"Ah?" Zhao Jun was startled and blurted out, "You peed your pants?"

When Zhao Jun said this, Ma Ling and Ma Yang turned back at the same time. Li Ruhai shouted in panic, "No, you heard it wrong, I said I had a stomachache!"

Wetting pants and diarrhea, it's reasonable to say that you heard it wrong. After hearing what Li Ruhai said, the Ma siblings turned back and continued on their way.

At this time, Zhao Jun asked Li Ruhai, "What's the matter, you have a stomachache, why are you pooping here?"

Zhao Jun thought this kid was going to run away.

"What am I peeing!" Li Ruhai threw Zhao Jun and complained: "Brother, stop making noise!"

After saying this, Li Ruhai lowered his voice and said: "I peed my pants. If I sit on your motorcycle, won't I mess up your seat?"

"How can you pee in your pants?" Zhao Jun looked at Li Ruhai, but Li Ruhai said unhappily: "Aren't you scared?"

When Zhao Jun threw him on the haystack, Li Ruhai mistakenly thought that it was a cannon egg that picked him up, and he was so scared that he didn't hold it.

"Hehe..." Under Li Ruhai's embarrassed gaze, Zhao Jun still laughed unkindly. He looked at Li Ruhai and said with a smile: "You, where did you say that Gu Yang peed his pants? Why didn't you say that you peed your pants?"

"Don't make a fuss!" Li Ruhai said anxiously: "Brother, you can't say it out loud."

Zhao Jun smiled and nodded repeatedly, then said to Li Ruhai: "Should we go home or warm up here by the fire?"

Last year, when he sneaked up the mountain, Li Ruhai was scared and peed his pants, and he was warming up by the fire in the mountain.

At this time, Li Ruhai thought for a while, and then said: "Go home, I'll take off my butt and warm my pants here, and people will see me?"

"Hehe..." As soon as Li Ruhai finished speaking, Zhao Jun laughed again.

"Don't laugh!" If it were usual, Li Ruhai would not talk to Zhao Jun like this. But Li Ruhai lost his good attitude towards the sponsor in anger and grumbled unhappily: "You are a grown man, but you are always so cunning. You know what I am afraid of, and you still use that to scare me."

"Hahaha..." Zhao Jun had stopped laughing, but he laughed even louder after hearing what Li Ruhai said.

After he laughed like that, Li Ruhai left angrily. Zhao Jun hurriedly rode his motorcycle to chase him, and asked Li Ruhai to get on the car, saying: "Get on the car, I will take you back."

It was so cold outside, and the child could not go back in wet pants.

Li Ruhai glared at Zhao Jun, and then sat behind Zhao Jun.

Riding on the motorcycle, they soon arrived home.

Normally, Zhao Jun would ride the motorcycle into the yard, but for Li Ruhai's consideration, Zhao Jun parked the motorcycle at the gate of Li's yard first.

Watching Li Ruhai running home, Zhao Jun couldn't help laughing again.

Zhao Jun turned his motorcycle and rode into his yard. When he parked the car, Jin Xiaomei came out of the house carrying a swill bucket.

Seeing Zhao Jun, Jin Xiaomei asked, "Xiaojun, have you found your brother-in-law?"

When Zhao Jun came back to get the motorcycle, the barking of the dog at home led Wang Meilan out, so everyone in the family knew that Ma Yang had run away from home.

"I found him, aunt." Zhao Jun said, "I not only found Ma Yang, but also Ruhai."

"Huh?" Hearing Zhao Jun's words, Jin Xiaomei subconsciously looked into her yard and saw the light on in her east room.

The rule here is that the elders live in the east room and the younger ones live in the west room.

So when Jin Xiaomei saw the light on in her east room, she subconsciously said, "What is this kid looking for in our house again?"

As she said that, Jin Xiaomei put down the bucket and ran to the wall, ready to climb over the wall and go home to catch Li Ruhai in the act.

At this moment, Zhao Jun stopped Jin Xiaomei and said, "Aunt, he is not looking for anything, he is going to put his pants on the fire wall in your room."

"Roasting pants?" Jin Xiaomei was startled, and then she heard Zhao Jun say, "Aunt, I did something wrong today."

"What's the matter?" Jin Xiaomei asked, and Zhao Jun told Jin Xiaomei what happened just now.

"Okay, Jun!" Jin Xiaomei waved her hand after hearing it, and said, "It's not your fault, he deserves it! He has been so arrogant all day!"

When saying this, Jin Xiaomei gritted her teeth and ran to the west wall. Seeing that Jin Xiaomei was still going to climb the wall, Zhao Jun hurriedly asked, "Aunt, what else are you going to do?"

Jin Xiaomei, who was climbing up the wall, said unhappily, "He roasted it in my room, and the whole room was so hot, how can we sleep at night?"

...

To celebrate the reappearance of the Zhao family treasure, Wang Meilan organized seven families to eat shabu-shabu together today.

Hand-cut mutton, shaved roe deer meat, vermicelli, black fungus, cabbage, potatoes, carrots, pickled cabbage, frozen tofu and other side dishes.

When Zhao Jun entered the house, the outer room was busy. When Zhao Jun walked into the west room, he saw such a scene.

The little black bear stood on the edge of the kang like a human, holding a carrot between its front paws, and then ran into the kang like a human, and then dived into the pine box.

Seeing Zhao Jun coming in, Wang Qiang smiled at him and said, "Nephew, look at how interesting that little thing is."

Zhao Jun glanced inside, and at this time Zhang Yuanmin, who was lying on the kang, asked Zhao Jun, "Brother, who called you?"

"Uncle Tao from Yongxing." Zhao Jun answered, then sat sideways on the edge of the kang and asked Wang Qiang, "Uncle, what is a bear ghost?"

"It's a blind bear." Wang Qiang said first, and then changed the subject and said, "But, I heard your grandfather say before that there are some smart bears inside, they can play tricks on people, and they will kick people after that."

Bears are very smart animals, much smarter than dogs, and they have a strong sense of revenge.

After the scientific expedition personnel capture and mark wild animals in the wild, once they are released, even lions and tigers will run away immediately after they are out of the cage.

But the bear is different. After it gets out of the cage behind the car, it will turn its head and attack the cab.

Also, during the hunting, even pig gods and Siberian tigers will run when they hear the gunshots, but most bears will charge at the gunshots.

As a result, it is difficult for the old hunters who used foreign cannons to fire a second shot.

After listening to what Wang Qiang said, Zhao Jun squinted his eyes. At this time, Zhang Yuanmin asked beside him: "What's going on, brother? Are there bear ghosts in Yongxing?"

"Yeah!" Zhao Jun nodded, and then said to Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, it's on the top of the bluestone where our big bear is, the stone pond we passed by. It's said that someone dragged the warehouse there."

"That's it." As soon as Zhao Jun finished speaking, Wang Qiang followed up and said: "If it's a bear ghost, that person is finished."

"Yes!" Zhao Jun said: "The key is that there are no footprints nearby."

...

When the Zhao family gang was discussing the bear ghosts at home, on the commuter train from Yong'an Forest Farm to Yong'an Village, the Zhao family hunting gang that had been disbanded, Zhao Youcai, Li Dayong, and Lin Xiangshun sat together. Li Baoyu, who was excluded by them, pricked up his ears, but could only vaguely hear a few words.

"I'll leave tomorrow!" As soon as Zhao Youcai said this, Li Dayong said, "Brother, I asked for you, and the timber truck will be available the day after tomorrow."

"No more waiting!" Zhao Youcai said firmly, "I'll dig through the mountain!"

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