The whole mountain is my hunting ground
Chapter 159 Only a big crotch can come up with this trick
Zhang Laibao hurriedly entered the house, returned to his room, and began to put on his leggings in a hurry.
Zhang Laibao has a younger brother named Zhang Laifa, who is two years younger than Zhang Laibao. He is lying on the kang and reading a little book.
"Brother, what are you going to do?"
"Go up the mountain and hunt!" Zhang Laifa was stunned when he heard this. He thought that the dogs were injured. You don't have a gun yet. Who can you beat when you go up the mountain with bare hands?
At this time, Zhang Zhanshan heard some noise in the room and came over and asked, "Laibao, what are you going to do?"
"Hunting." When his father came, Zhang Laibao must have explained, "I saw Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu at the door. They were going to the mountains to hunt. I said I would go with them."
"Hunting?" Zhang Zhanshan frowned when he heard this and said, "Didn't I kill his flowery neck with medicine?"
"Myrrh will kill you." When Zhang Laibao said this, he saw Zhang Zhanshan's face darken and said hurriedly: "But I heard from Zhao Jun that the dog is half dead now and he didn't even lead the dog out today."
"Well, no wonder." Hearing what Zhang Laibao said, Zhang Zhanshan felt relieved. Yesterday afternoon, he pretended to be passing by and walked around Zhao Jun's house. At that time, he did not see Hua Xiao'er in Zhao Jun's yard.
For this reason, Zhang Zhanshan was also worried that Zhao Youcai would retaliate against their family if the Dongchuang incident happened.
At this time, they heard that Hua Xiao'er was not dead after being poisoned. Zhang Zhanshan and Zhang Laibao had the same idea. Since Hua Xiao'er was not dead, Zhao Jun's family would not know that he was the poisoner, and they would not take revenge now.
"Why don't you die without medicine?" Suddenly, Zhang Laifa, who was in the kang, asked curiously. When the boy asked, there was only curiosity in his tone and indifference on his face.
"Maybe it's because the medicine has overacted." Zhang Zhanshan said: "That's still medicine left over from before the steel-making in 1958."
While talking, Zhang Laibao had already put on his leggings. He stood up and took off the shoulder bag hanging on the wall, took out a knife from it and stuck it on his lower back.
"Son!" Seeing that Zhang Laibao was about to leave, Zhang Zhanshan hurriedly stopped him and told him, "Why don't you go, I'm afraid they will harm you."
"No way." Zhang Laibao said with a smile: "Zhao Jun is stupid, Li Baoyu is also a bitch, you have to use your brains, they are not like me even if they are tied together!"
Zhang Zhanshan still pulled Zhang Laibao and said uneasily: "I understand a little bit about this siege. You can do it, but don't go forward. Especially when his dog barks, you stay away and look. If you are a blind man, look If it’s not right, run back. If it’s a wild boar, go up a tree and don’t let them trap you.”
"Okay, Dad, I understand." Zhang Laibao responded, opened the door and walked out.
Looking at Zhang Laibao's leaving figure, Zhang Zhanshan thought for a long time. They all lived in the same village, and he had watched Zhao Jun since he was a child. Although he looked at him with hatred, he also knew Zhao Jun.
As Zhang Laibao said, Zhao Jun was not very smart in the past, and he was far worse than his father Zhao Youcai.
Another thing is that Zhang Zhanshan firmly believed that Zhao Jun did not dare to attack Zhang Laibao. The only possibility was to set a trap for Zhang Laibao during the siege.
But the beast is not domesticated, so it will not listen to Zhao Jun's arrangements, and Zhang Laibao is not stupid. Zhang Zhanshan believes that his son can escape unscathed.
Zhang Laibao left his house and ran all the way south. When he chased them outside the village, he saw Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu from a distance.
Zhang Laibao took a few breaths and ran all the way over again.
Hearing the movement behind him, Zhao Jun winked at Li Baoyu, who nodded.
"Jun... Brother Jun." By the time Zhang Laibao ran to Zhao Jun's side, he was already out of breath.
"Stop talking now and walk slowly." Zhao Jun warned him.
Zhang Laibao nodded, still breathing heavily. After a while, Zhang Laibao recovered and said to Zhao Jun: "Brother Jun, what are we going to do today?"
I have to say that Zhang Laibao was really not reckless and asked Zhao Jun first.
Zhao Jun smiled and said: "Yesterday Baoyu and I saw a badger hole in the mountain. Today we are going to pick out badger holes."
"Badger... badger." Zhang Laibao felt more relieved this time, and he had a plan in his mind. Since Zhao Jun said it was a badger, if there were wild boar footprints or black bear footprints along the way, that would be trap.
If this is the case, turn around and leave.
Or when you get to the place, if you see that it’s not Badger Cave but Xiong Cangzi, then it’s still a trap and you’d better turn around and leave.
If it is really a badger cave, it means that Zhao Jun will not harm him. He will hang out with them a few times, and after he gets familiar with them, he will let Zhao Jun help him drag the dog. Wait for your dog to be dragged out, and then you can harm Zhao Jun.
As for picking out badgers today, Zhang Laibao has grown so big that although he has never been surrounded, he has picked out badger holes twice with his uncles. He does not believe that a badger can do anything to him.
But he had a question. He said to Zhao Jun: "Brother Jun, you are picking at badgers, why don't you take anything?"
Zhang Laibao had picked out badgers before, and he knew that picking out badgers had to be tricky. However, Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu didn't take a shovel or a pickaxe, so Zhao Jun carried a gun.
Hearing Zhang Laibao's question, Zhao Jun laughed and said, "What are you doing with that thing? Don't we have a dog?"
"Then the dog can't get in?" Zhang Laibao now did not doubt that Zhao Jun would harm him, but he had some doubts. He suspected that Zhao Jun had never dug out the badger's hole.
Zhao Jun waved his hand at Zhang Laibao, then brought the bag in front of him and motioned for Zhang Laibao to take a look.
Zhang Laibao saw that there was only a marlezi in his shoulder pocket, and he was even more surprised, "Brother Jun, what are you doing with this thing?"
Zhao Jun did not answer but asked: "Do you know how many blind bears I have done this winter?"
Zhang Laibao shook his head and thought about it again: "I don't know how many jobs you have done. I just heard everyone say, Brother Jun, you will make a fortune this winter just by killing bear bile."
"That's right!" Li Baoyu said with a smile: "Brother Jun's father, every time my uncle goes down the mountain to sell bear bile, he has to sell him two or three thousand yuan."
"So many..." Zhang Laibao's eyes grew long after hearing this.
"That's not a good idea." Zhao Jun smiled at him and said, "Why can't others kill them, but I can kill them all with certainty?"
"Why?"
"I play siege differently than others."
"Brother Jun, please tell me."
Zhao Jun closed his shoulder bag and said to Zhang Laibao: "Let's just kill this badger's hole. You all have to dig it out hard. I'm different from you. I don't pick it out. So how hard is it to dig it out?"
I lit the firecrackers, stuffed them into the hole, and when the firecrackers exploded, didn't all the badgers run out? When the time comes, no matter where they come out, we will catch them with dogs. We don’t need to catch many badgers. If we can catch three badgers, the three of us will go back to stew the big radish and eat them one at a time. "
"Oops!" Zhang Laibao's eyes lit up when Zhao Jun said this. This is the first time he has heard that badger holes can be dug in this way.
But when he thought about Zhao Jun's shoulder bag and looked at the four dogs Zhao Jun and the others were holding, Zhang Laibao's eyes changed when he raised his eyes to look at Zhao Jun.
Zhang Laibao thought to himself: "This Zhao Jun is usually stupid, but he is really good at hunting! No wonder he killed so many blind men in one winter. Maybe he really has a special trick. I want to learn this from him, and I will Kill the blind bear, I will get rich and get a wife..."
Zhang Laibao was thinking in his head as he walked, and praised Zhao Jun: "Brother Jun, you are so powerful. What did you think of this move?"
"This is nothing." Zhao Jun said it was nothing, but his face was full of contentment. This posture made Zhang Laibao even more convinced that Zhao Jun was a wizard in hunting.
But he didn't know that what Zhao Jun was thinking was: "How can I have such a brain? Only a big crotch can come up with this 'cool trick'."
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