The whole mountain is my hunting ground

Chapter 161 I will never get a wife in this life

"ah……"

Zhang Laibao held his head high, pulled his neck, and screamed.

Not far away, in the forest, a few sparrows that had landed on the branches were frightened and flew up.

At this time, Zhao Jun was behind Zhang Laibao, and his screams stung his eardrums.

A big badger opened its mouth and bit Zhang Laibao. He held on tightly and refused to let go!

Zhang Laibao couldn't bear the pain and immediately released his hands holding Badger's hind legs.

He thought that as long as he didn't catch the badger, the badger wouldn't bite him. But in his desperation, he forgot that a badger bites hard and won't let go once it bites.

It was a good thing that Zhang Laibao didn't let go. As soon as he let go, the badger fell directly.

The big badger weighs more than 20 kilograms, and its teeth are sharp and sharp. One bite is enough to hurt people.

Now it is falling down, as if Zhang Laibao has more than 20 kilograms of something hanging under his body. Not only is it biting, but it is also pulling!

At this moment, Zhang Laibao couldn't bear it any more. He plunged into the snow, rolled his eyes, and passed out.

"Woof! Woof..."

The approaching Daqing and Bailong immediately pounced on the badger biting Zhang Laibao.

"Alas! Alas!" Zhao Jun seemed to want to chase the dog away, but it was too late.

Daqing and Bailong took the place of Zhang Laibao, both biting the badger's hind legs and pulling them back.

This pull is broken.

When Zhang Laibao fell to the ground just now, the big badger stopped falling on him, and it actually didn't hurt so much.

But when the two dogs pulled the badger, and the badger bit Zhang Laibao, it was just like the two dogs pulling Zhang Laibao.

"Ah..." Zhang Laibao, who had just fainted from the pain, suddenly woke up from the pain again!

At this moment, he was sitting on the snowy ground, his face flushed, and there were big beads of sweat on his forehead.

The two dogs pulled at Badger's hind legs. Zhang Laibao stretched out his hand and pulled Badger's front legs. Only in this way could he be closer to the two dogs so that he would not be in so much pain.

"Brother Jun! Please save me!"

Seeing Zhao Jun rushing towards him, Zhang Laibao seemed to have seen his relatives and screamed for help from Zhao Jun at the top of his lungs.

Zhao Jun swung his fist and punched the badger on the nose.

This punch caused the badger's head to sink, and then moved the place where Zhang Laibao was bitten.

"ah……"

"ah!"

As Zhao Jun punched down for the second time, Zhang Laibao screamed again.

Fortunately, when the second punch hit Badgerzi's nose, Badgerzi let go of his mouth and was instantly pulled out by Daqing and Bailong.

Looking at Zhang Laibao again, he leaned back and fainted again.

"Zhang Laibao! Zhang Laibao!" Zhao Jun squatted beside Zhang Laibao, reached out and patted his face. Seeing that he was not awake, Zhao Jun looked at him.

A large area of ​​the gray coarse trousers had turned black at this time, which was soaked in blood.

"Stop watching the fun." Zhao Jun greeted Li Baoyu with a smile and said, "Hurry up and wake him up. Let's go back quickly. We still need to meet his father."

"Okay." Li Baoyu came happily in front of Zhang Laibao, plucked his hands, grabbed snow from the ground and rubbed it on Zhang Laibao's face.

The snow water stirred up, and Zhang Laibao woke up instantly, but he only felt a sharp pain in the place where he had just been bitten. The feeling was almost excruciating.

"ah……"

Zhang Laibao cried again, howling at the top of his lungs.

"Stop crying!" Zhao Jun said eagerly from the side: "Take off your clothes quickly and take a look. What if you want to be recruited all at once? When you're done, hurry down the mountain and find a place to look."

"That's right!" Li Baoyu continued: "If you wait a little longer, you will never be able to marry a girl in your life."

"Ah..." Zhang Laibao cried while untying the rope around his waist. When he untied the rope, he couldn't take it off while sitting on the ground. He could only call Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu, "Help me up!"

Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu suppressed their laughter and lifted Zhang Laibao up from the snow, but they were seriously injured and the slightest movement would cause severe pain.

Zhang Laibao was howling and shouting. He stood up, ignoring the biting cold wind, and stood up to take a look.

"Oh..." Li Baoyu glanced at him and immediately turned his face to the side, grinning.

It's too awful!

I can’t bear to look at it!

However, Zhang Laibao was quite lucky. The badger did not bite his main body, but the part connected to his thigh.

The sharp badger teeth bit through the cotton pants, the canine teeth pierced the skin, and the entire right side of the cotton pants was in his mouth.

Some people say that the bite force of a badger is comparable to that of a tiger.

Whether this is true or false cannot be verified.

But looking at Zhang Laibao's area, the right side was exposed, as if it had been bitten flat.

This is nonsense.

There are badgers who pull hard, and dogs who pull hard.

Seeing the injuries and bleeding, Zhang Laibao burst into tears and said vaguely: "Zhao Jun, how can we deal with this!"

In desperation, he even stopped calling Brother Jun.

Zhao Jun seemed to be panicked. He looked left and right, slapped Li Baoyu on the arm and asked, "Isn't it a shame to smoke?"

"No!" Li Baoyu said, "Just pick a badger. Who would bring that thing?"

"You!" Zhao Jun turned his back, laughed, and ran back. He ran to the badger hole where the firecrackers were packed.

Because the Marleite collapsed, there was some broken soil around the entrance of the cave. Zhao Jun gathered the soil with his hands, grabbed two handfuls of soil, and rushed to Zhang Laibao.

"There's nothing else to do, just leave this mud for a while."

"Is this possible?" Zhang Laibao asked choked with tears.

"Then what can we do if it doesn't work?" Zhao Jun was trying not to laugh.

"Stop talking nonsense!" Li Baoyu pressed Zhang Laibao's body and said to Zhao Jun: "Paper him quickly, otherwise he will bleed like this and he will freeze in a while!"

"Be patient!" Zhao Jun immediately put soil on Zhang Laibao's wound.

Not to mention, two handfuls of soil put on it really stopped the bleeding.

This is not Zhao Jun cheating!

If the bleeding in Jiuhantian doesn't stop and the guy is frozen again, Zhang Laibao will have no thoughts at all.

Zhang Laibao tied up his cotton pants tremblingly. There was no way to bandage the injured area. Moreover, as long as he moved his body, it would be unbearable pain.

"Brother Jun... I can't leave, please carry me back!" Zhang Laibao had runny nose and tears and couldn't stop crying.

"Alas!" Zhao Jun sighed and said to Li Baoyu: "Baoyu, hurry up and cut the stick, and we can put it back together."

"Ah?" Li Baoyu was unhappy and curled his lips and said, "We still have to carry him?"

"How about fixing it then?" Zhao Jun said, squatting down and starting to untie his leggings, untying his own, and then untying Zhang Laibao.

When Li Baoyu came back with the stick, he and Zhao Jun began to wrap the stretcher.

After wrapping the stretcher, they helped Zhang Laibao lie down on the stretcher, but every time Zhang Laibao moved, he screamed heartbreakingly.

After Zhang Laibao lay on a simple stretcher, Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu picked up the four badgers.

As soon as Li Baoyu put the badger on the stretcher, Zhang Laibao threw him out.

Li Baoyu immediately became angry and shouted: "Zhang Laibao, what are you going to do?"

"I fucking let them bite me. Ahh..."

Still crying.

Zhao Jun advised: "Don't cry, don't cry, why don't we just say it? You're the only one of these badgers."

"I do not want!"

"Don't pull him down." Zhao Jun said to Li Baoyu again: "If he doesn't let him go, let's carry him on his back. Baoyu, hurry up and tie the badger up with a rope."

Li Baoyu glared at Zhang Laibao fiercely and said, "You have nothing to do all day long!"

Zhang Laibao cried: "Oh, you two, go away quickly, don't want that badger."

Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu didn't listen to him. Li Baoyu tied the four badgers two by two. He originally wanted to carry them on his back, but the badgers were eating and sleeping in the cave and the smell on their bodies was too great.

In desperation, they had to hang Badger on both ends of the stretcher. Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu carried the stretcher, Badger and Zhang Laibao in a hurry down the mountain.

The mountain road was bumpy and difficult to walk. Zhang Laibao suffered a lot along the way, and there were two badgers hanging on his head. The smell almost suffocated Zhang Laibao, but it was better than walking on the mountain road by himself.

After more than two hours, the three people and four dogs finally left the mountain. As soon as they left the mountain, the four dogs ran home in a hurry.

When Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu entered the village carrying a stretcher, they saw Li Ruhai jumping up and down.

"Ruhai!" Zhao Jun, who was walking in front, shouted loudly.

"Brother, you're back." Li Ruhai took a few steps to greet him. He felt something was wrong and hurried over to take a look. He was startled when he saw Zhang Laibao being carried on a stretcher.

Li Ruhai pointed at Zhang Laibao and asked, "What happened to him?"

"Let the badger dig between the two legs, and pull one out for Dan." Zhao Jun answered with a smile, his back to Zhang Laibao.

"Oops!" When Li Ruhai heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, he moved closer to Zhang Laibao, then reached out to pull the hemp rope around Zhang Laibao's waist, and said, "I have to take a look at this."

"Get lost!" Li Baoyu shouted: "Go home and report the news!"

"Go to his house?" Li Ruhai pointed at Zhang Laibao again, then waved his hand and said, "I won't go."

"Go back to our home." Zhao Jun said, "Your brother and I will send him back. You should hurry back to our home to report the news."

Hearing what Zhao Jun said, Li Ruhai seemed to understand something, turned around and ran home.

Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu were watching from behind. They saw Li Ruhai running four or five meters away and suddenly saw an old lady turning out from the side.

Li Ruhai twisted his body and rushed to the old lady in one step, shocking the old lady.

Zhao Jun and others vaguely heard Li Ruhai say: "Han Nai, let me tell you, Zhang Laibao will be ruined by the badger, and he will never be able to get a wife in this life!"

"Get out of here!" Li Baoyu shouted loudly.

At the same time, Zhang Laibao, who was on the stretcher, raised his head and looked at Li Ruhai running away, his teeth itching with anger.

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