The whole mountain is my hunting ground

After breakfast, Zhao Jun went to the yard and pulled out a brown bear leg from the large tank in the corner of the room.

This piece of leg was cut off from the thigh. It is about three inches long and weighs about ten kilograms.

Zhao Jun took another long strip of black bear meat from the last hunt, packed it in a linen bag, and prepared to go out to see Zhang Yuanmin.

The last time he went to see Zhang Yuanmin was on the day he came back from Yongshengtun. He took a quick look at Zhang Yuanmin.

When leaving Zhang Yuanmin's house that day, Zhao Jun said he would visit him another day, but he was too busy these days.

Kill the bear tyrant, trap the jumping cat, kill the black bear, hunt the lynx, and yes, I even took care of Zhang Laibao in the middle.

Seeing that the day after tomorrow was February 2, Zhao Jun wanted to come and see Zhang Yuanmin, and then ask about asking for a dog from Lao Yang's house in Yongfu Tun.

As soon as Zhao Jun came out of his home, he saw Li Ruhai coming out of his courtyard looking good.

"Like the sea!"

"Brother Jun."

Zhao Jun said to him: "Help me call your brother out."

"okay."

Li Ruhai turned around and went home to call Li Baoyu, while Zhao Jun let out a sigh of relief. He was just thinking about finding bear meat for Zhang Yuanmin, but he forgot that there was another disaster.

Within two minutes, the Li brothers came out of the courtyard.

"What are you doing here?" Li Baoyu asked immediately when he saw Zhao Jun carrying the linen bag.

"Come here, let me tell you something." Zhao Jun waved to Li Baoyu, and then said to Li Ruhai: "Ruhai, go ahead and play."

With a smile on his face, Li Ruhai nodded to Zhao Jun and skipped away.

"What's wrong?" Li Baoyu was a little curious, but he quickly remembered something and said to Zhao Jun: "If you don't look for me, I still want to look for you."

"Don't talk about this yet." Zhao Jun interrupted Li Baoyu and said to him: "Listen to me..."

Zhao Jun briefly explained something to Li Baoyu. After listening, Li Baoyu couldn't help but widen his eyes when he raised his head and murmured: "Can't you?"

"Why can't you!" Zhao Jun pointed at Li Ruhai, who was about to disappear, and said, "You'll know if you catch up and take a look?"

Hearing this, Li Baoyu stopped talking to Zhao Jun and went straight to chase after Li Ruhai.

Li Ruhai walked all the way, touching left and right, but no one was in sight.

Suddenly, a middle-aged woman wearing a floral cotton-padded jacket walked out of the roadside toilet.

"Aunt Liu!"

Li Ruhai shouted, startling the woman.

"It's like the sea." The woman's surname is Liu, Liu Shulan. She lives in the front room and comes out to relieve herself. After she is done, she is anxious to go home and cook.

Therefore, even if she heard Li Ruhai calling him, Liu Shulan didn't want to say too much to him.

But she didn't want to say it, and she couldn't help but Li Ruhai was willing to say it.

"Aunt Liu, I'm going to the grocery store to buy something. Can I bring you something?" Li Ruhai asked.

"No need." Liu Shulan said no while walking forward.

Seeing that Liu Shulan didn't answer, Li Ruhai said again: "My mother gave me money and asked me to buy more delicious food."

"Then buy more."

Li Ruhai thought that this woman was really a Gen, but he said, "My mother gave me twenty yuan today, and I spent all of it."

"What?" Liu Shulan was stunned. There are five people in their family, including two of them, two children, and an old lady. Five of them may not be able to spend twenty yuan a month. If Jin Xiaomei can give it to Li Ruhai, then give it to Li Ruhai. ?

Liu Shulan took a deep look at Li Ruhai and continued walking forward.

Seeing Liu Shulan about to turn to the left, Li Ruhai hurriedly said: "This is all rewarded to me by my mother."

"A reward for you?" Liu Shulan finally became curious and asked, "What did you do? Xiaomei rewarded you with so much money?"

"My report was successful yesterday, Aunt Liu, let me tell you..."

Before Li Ruhai could say anything, he flew forward and plunged into the snowdrift beside the road.

This startled Liu Shulan. She turned around and took a look before she felt relieved and said, "Baoyu, what are you doing? Why are you beating your brother?"

Li Baoyu looked at Liu Shulan and said, "Aunt Liu, don't listen to this kid's nonsense. How can my mother give him money? It was all stolen by him. My mother asked me to come out and catch him."

"What?" I heard an exclamation, and then Li Ruhai, whose hair was covered with snow, shouted at Li Baoyu: "Who said I stole money? When mom gave it to me yesterday, didn't she also give it to you... you... "

Li Baoyu stepped forward, held Li Ruhai in his arms with his left arm, covered his mouth with his right hand, and said to Liu Shulan: "It's okay, Aunt Liu, please go home quickly."

"Ah." Liu Shulan responded and left, but as soon as she took a step, she stopped, turned around and looked at Li Ruhai and said: "Ruhai, if Aunt Liu didn't tell you, then how could you steal the family's money?"

With his mouth covered, Li Ruhai couldn't defend himself, so he was dragged home by Li Baoyu.

The atmosphere in Li's house was very strange.

Li Dayong, who has been married for 20 years, washes dishes at home for the first time in 20 years.

Li Dayong had just finished washing the dishes and was about to go into the house to rest for a while when he heard someone making a noise in the yard, and it was the sound of his two sons.

Li Dayong was looking for someone to vent his anger to. When he heard the two boys making trouble, he immediately became worried. He looked around and directly picked up the broom that Jin Xiaomei had used to whip him yesterday.

At this moment, Li Baoyu dragged Li Ruhai into the house. As soon as he entered the house and saw Li Dayong, he asked: "Where is my mother?"

Li Dayong said angrily: "Don't talk about your mother first, let me ask you, why do you always poke your brother? You are his brother, why can't you touch him."

"What did I ask him to do?" Li Baoyu immediately told Li Dayong what he had just seen and heard.

As soon as Li Baoyu started speaking, Jin Xiaomei rushed out of the room. After a few words, a mixed doubles match was born.

"I'll let you lie, I'll let you lie..." Li Ruhai dodged Jin Xiaomei's blow, but he didn't expect to be defeated by his own brother.

…

Zhao Jun came to Zhang Yuanmin's house and was warmly welcomed by the family. Zhang Yuanmin asked Yang Yufeng to prepare a meal and made sure to keep Zhao Jun at home for lunch.

Yang Yufeng went out to buy things, while Zhao Jun sat at home chatting with Zhang Yuanmin, talking about his experiences in the past few days.

When Zhao Jun heard that he dug out two black blind bastards from a tree, Zhang Yuanmin asked: "Brother, what are you going to do with these two black blind bastards?"

"This..." Hearing Zhang Yuanmin ask this, Zhao Jun was also a little confused.

Black bears have good stomachs and are omnivorous. They are not difficult to raise, and can even be said to be easier than raising dogs.

But they are wild beasts after all, with the power of claws and claws. If they are raised too big, humans cannot control them.

Besides, with its appetite, it could easily kill people if kept for a long time.

Therefore, there are two ways to deal with those two black blind bastards. The first is to kill the bears for their bile when they reach more than 100 pounds, eat the bear meat, and sell the bear bile; the second is to wait until there is an opportunity to sell the bears to the zoo.

Zhao Jun couldn't bear to kill those he raised. But when it comes to selling bears, you have to try your luck.

Suddenly, Zhang Yuanmin suddenly turned over, sat up from the kang, and said to Zhao Jun: "Brother, I have come up with a trick, I'm sure I can help you sell it to that black blind bastard."

At this point, Zhang Yuanmin paused, and when he spoke again, his face was full of smiles: "If you don't believe it, just look at me!"

Today is the 14th and tomorrow is the 15th. Is there any lottery at the starting point? If I update more, brothers can draw.

So I think tomorrow will be at least 10,000 words.

Vice President Deyun, from withdrawing from the mainstream to starting snow-colored champagne

"Uncle Master! Uncle Master! Please tell us the story of how you assisted Master through several crises in the Deyun Society, angered traitors, and turned all your fellow apprentices into idiots!"

"Haha, if we want to talk about this, we have to start with the cross talk sketch contest held by Yang Ma in 2003. The contestants that year were me, Jia Ling, Tao'er, and you, Uncle Qian, your master, and Uncle Qian won the third prize, but I regretted that I only won the first prize..."

Many years later, at a party at Deyun Club, with the expectant eyes of the actors from Yunhe Jiuxiao, Chen Huanyu leisurely lit a cigarette and spoke very humbly.