The whole mountain is my hunting ground

On the way down the mountain, Zhao Jun and Zhou Chengguo parted ways and went home.

Before leaving the mountain range, Zhao Jun took off his white coat and leggings and put them all into his shoulder bag.

When he got home, it was only around two o'clock in the afternoon, which surprised Wang Meilan. After asking Zhao Jun and knowing that he had not encountered any problems at work, the mother felt relieved.

When Zhao Youcai came back in the evening, Zhao Jun didn't tell him that he went to hunt tigers in the mountains today. He just had dinner and went back to his room to sleep.

It was only after six o'clock, but it was already dark, and there were no entertainment activities these days, so it was not surprising to go to bed early.

Not only Zhao Jun, many tenants in the tenant shacks in 77 Lengchang also lay down after a tiring day, and some even started to snore.

It’s not easy for any worker, and it’s even more difficult for workers who pull harpoons. They have to get up at around two o’clock every morning to feed the animals, and have breakfast at around five o’clock to get ready to go up the mountain.

In this shack, there were more than twenty people sleeping on a big bed. At this time, most of the people were lying down, sleeping, or chatting.

But there was only one person sitting leaning against the pillow, reading the little book in his hand with gusto by the kerosene lamp above his head.

This person is none other than Zhang Yuanmin.

At this time, Zhang Yuanmin faintly heard that two tenants on his left, three people away from him, were chatting.

There was a man named Ma Xiaoguang, who faced the person next to him and said, "I want to tell you something."

"What's the matter, tell me?"

"Today, when I was returning from hauling wood with my trumpet, I saw a jumping cat with a condom walking by the side of the road."

"Then you didn't chase?"

"Chasing." Ma Xiaoguang said somewhat mysteriously: "Guess what happened after I chased him."

"what is wrong?"

Ma Xiaoguang said: "I looked at the footprints of the jumping cat and ran into a hole."

"What happened? Didn't you dig it out?"

"No." Ma Xiaoguang pursed his lips and said, "That's a fucking bastard."

"What?" The listener exclaimed, "How do you know?"

Ma Xiaoguang said: "There is a layer of frost on the entrance of the cave, and there must be a black blind man living inside."

"We can't fix the black blind guy." The listener said, "That thing needs to be dealt with by someone who understands."

Ma Xiaoguang smacked his lips and said, "What do you think? A black blind man's guts cost more than a thousand dollars. He has been working for us for several years. How about we get some big axes and do it?"

"Fuck your grandma and grandson, no matter how many years you work, you can't go." At this time, the person on Ma Xiaoguang's right said: "At most, you can kill Tiancangzi with a big axe, but this is Dicangzi, you How to kill? I said you should calm down as soon as possible, we don’t have that method, wouldn’t you just lose your life if you go?”

When Ma Xiaoguang heard this, he turned over and said to the man on his right: "Old Xu, tell me, can I find the nephew of that old cook from 78 Lengchang?"

"It's impossible to find him." The man shook his head and said, "It seems that when you go to him, he said that people with guns and dogs can't tell you apart."

"Ah, yes."

"Hehehe..."

At this moment, a burst of laughter was heard not far away.

Ma Xiaoguang followed the sound and saw Zhang Yuanmin sitting up from the bed and looking at them with a smile.

Meeting Ma Xiaoguang's gaze, Zhang Yuanmin closed the little book in his hand and burst into laughter.

"Who is calling what?"

"If you don't sleep, others won't sleep?"

"Howling and screaming at night, are you seeking death?"

For a time, the crowd in the shack was furious, and Jiang Jinyou, who was sleeping on Zhang Yuanmin's left, was also woken up by him.

Jiang Jinyou pushed Zhang Yuanmin and said drowsily: "Old Zhang, what are you going to do if you don't sleep at night?"

Zhang Yuanmin's laughter stopped abruptly when he was pushed by Jiang Jinyou, but he turned around, reached out and patted Jiang Jinyou and said: "Old Jiang, don't sleep, get up quickly, there is something good going on."

"You're a fucking bullshit." Jiang Jinyou became even more angry when he heard this, and said angrily: "What good can you do in the middle of the night? Go to sleep now. I open my eyes and read the whole book every day. I don't know what you can do." See something."

"Okay." Zhang Yuanmin nodded and said, "Don't blame me if you don't get up. When the time comes, I will lead Ma Xiaoguang to kill Heixiazicang. Don't say I won't take you with me."

"What the hell?" Upon hearing this, Jiang Jinyou stood up as soon as he turned over. He looked at Zhang Yuanmin in surprise and asked, "What did you say?"

At this time, not only Jiang Jinyou, but all the tenants who were awake in the shack turned their attention to him.

Especially Ma Xiaoguang, who discovered Heixiazicang.

"What's going on? With a big crotch, you can still kill Heixiaizicang?" Ma Xiaoguang asked, looking at Zhang Yuanmin from a distance.

Zhang Yuanmin smiled coldly, raised his head slightly, pointed his nostril at Ma Xiaoguang, and said very arrogantly: "Remove the word 'ah' before talking to me."

At this time, not only Ma Xiaoguang was surprised, but also several tenants around him looked at him in surprise.

"Big crotch, how can you kill Heixiaizicang with a small amount of height like you?"

"Do you still believe him? Do you listen to what he says? When the black blind man comes out, can he run away with his big crotch?"

"Hahaha……"

The crowd burst into laughter.

This smile was so good that all the tenants who were sleeping in the shack woke up. When they asked, they found out that there was such a big fuss.

Faced with everyone's doubts and sneers, Zhang Yuanmin didn't care. He only smiled coldly, then raised his right hand, raised three fingers, waved it in front of everyone, and said: "I killed three black blind men this winter. warehouse!"

"What?" Zhang Yuanmin's words immediately shocked everyone in the shack.

Zhang Yuanmin looked so arrogant, he really had that attitude. And his confident words made everyone even more trustful in him.

But how did they know that Zhang Yuanmin had killed three black blind men, but not only was he unable to kill any of them, he even narrowly escaped death several times.

Seeing Zhang Yuanmin's behavior, these traders thought that he had killed three black bears in one winter.

"Are you blowing?" Among the more than 20 people, there was still one who was sober. One named Li Yuan asked Zhang Yuanmin directly, saying: "For a little guy like you, the tree hole needs to be higher. You can't even step on the ladder." If you can’t reach it, tell me how you killed it?”

Zhang Yuanmin snorted coldly, raised his neck and said, "Okay, Brother Zhang will tell you today."

Several people immediately surrounded Zhang Yuanmin, and they saw Zhang Yuanmin sitting in the middle. Because he was the shortest, he was immediately obscured by the people around him.

But seeing Zhang Yuanmin's high aura, he said loudly: "The first Heixiazicang I killed was with a big axe, so I won't mention it."

"Don't forget to mention it..."

At this time, Li Yuan wanted to say something again, but Zhang Yuanmin slipped past him. He could only hear him speak faster and said: "The second Cangzi I killed was also a Tiancangzi. I led us to camp Chen Dalai. He just took a No. 16 stick that plays alone."

Hearing this, all the tenants were silent, and they all looked at Zhang Yuanmin with all their attention, because what he said had a nose and an eye, so people had to believe it.

Zhang Yuanmin continued: "We all know that the black blind man is very powerful. He won't die even if he doesn't hit his head or heart, but I just have one trick and it won't take any effort!"

"What a chicken?" A tenant with a low education level asked in confusion and asked, "Did you wrap the big cock around Zha Zi?"

"A plan, not a chicken, a brilliant plan!" Zhang Yuanmin explained to them, and then said: "I asked Chen Dalai to shoot directly and suffocate the black blind man to death in the tree barn."

"Isn't your courage in vain?" Even if these people don't know how to hunt, they have been living in the mountains all year round, so they all know something about it.

Zhang Yuanmin waved his hand at this man and said, "You don't know something. When I went there that day, I went to our forest farm to ask Leader Zhou from the logistics department to borrow a chain saw and beat the black blind man to death. Here, Just use the chain saw to remove the tree."

"Oh! This is a great move." Someone in the crowd praised: "We are not short of chain saws."

"Yes." Another person added: "We don't have guns, we can stab it with knives, and just stab it to death in the tree."

"I said big crotch, you are awesome, did you think of this move?"

"That's right!" Zhang Yuanmin smiled proudly, raised his head, looked around everyone, and asked: "Then do you know how I killed the third warehouse?"

Everyone shook their heads, only to hear Zhang Yuanmin say: "I will kill this Cangzi without a single blow."

"Stop being so pretentious, just tell me."

Zhang Yuanmin smiled and said, "I used explosives."

Everyone: "..."

This chatterer doesn't need a knife or a gun, you use explosives.

Someone said: "Throw explosives inside and you saw the tree again?"

"No." Zhang Yuanmin bowed slightly and lowered his head, causing everyone around him to lower their heads. Zhang Yuanmin then heard Zhang Yuanmin say: "This is a stone warehouse. In the big stone pond, the chain saw is completely useless."

"Then you blow up the black blind man inside, how do you get rid of it?"

"Who said it was a blind man?" Zhang Yuanmin raised his eyebrows and said, "This is a big bear!"

Bear bully!

As soon as he said this, a gasp of air could be heard from the crowd. Zhang Yuanmin raised two fingers again and said proudly: "The big bear of 1,200 kilograms!"

"Oh my God! How brave is that?"

"How big is it?" Zhang Yuanmin's hand changed, and the two fingers turned into three, and he said: "The bile of a big bear weighs more than three kilograms!"

Hearing that Zhang Yuanmin even knew how much the bear's bile weighed, it must have been killed by Xiong Cangzi, and all the traders immediately started talking about it.

"Old Zhang, what did you do?" The only person in the whole village who called Zhang Yuanmin "Old Zhang" was Jiang Jinyou. At this time, he was completely sleepless and asked Zhang Yuanmin: "Old Shen, you blew up the stone cave for him. Even if you put an old cow in it, you can’t pull it out.”

"Ha, old cow!" Zhang Yuanmin said with disdain on his face: "I put the explosives at the entrance of the hole, then called Cangzi, and let the big bear climb out on his own. When most of its body was exposed, I pulled the lead and directly Two of its legs were blown off."

After Zhang Yuanmin finished speaking, he heard a burst of admiration from the shack.

But at this time, someone poured a basin of cold water over. It was Li Yuan who had just spoken. He only heard him say: "You are an explosive and a fuse. You can rectify it. Where can we rectify it?"

"That's right." Ma Xiaoguang said, "We don't even have guns."

"Hmph." Zhang Yuanmin glanced at Li Yuan with disdain, then looked at Ma Xiaoguang and said, "You have to believe me. Come with me tomorrow. See if I don't use guns or explosives, how can I do this to you? Come down."

"Old Zhang, please don't make trouble." Jiang Jinyou felt something was wrong when he heard this, and hurriedly took Zhang Yuanmin's arm and said, "That black blind man is not joking."

"Ha!" Zhang Yuanmin raised his big face to the shed, tugged his arm and said to Jiang Jinyou: "When you get up early tomorrow, you and Ma Xiaoguang don't pull the condoms. Listen to me and tell you a trick. You will know that you can It’s okay or not.”

Hearing what Zhang Yuanmin said, Ma Xiaoguang's face lit up with joy, mainly because the record Zhang Yuanmin mentioned just now was so shocking, and it looked like his big crotch was indeed impressive.

Furthermore, we will know tomorrow morning whether it succeeds or not. If it fails, there will be no delay in work.

Thinking of this, Ma Xiaoguang said to Zhang Yuanmin: "Big crotch, then I will..."

"What did you call me?" Zhang Yuanmin raised his hand, stopped Ma Xiaoguang's words, and said to him: "You have to call me Brother Zhang, and if you call me Big Crotch again, I won't go with you. Don't think you know a black man. The blind warehouse is like this, I, Zhang Yuanmin, can kill one or two bears with my sword."

"Oops, Brother Zhang, Brother Zhang, I was wrong." Hearing this, Ma Xiaoguang quickly admitted his mistake.

At this time, someone stood next to Zhang Yuanmin and said to him: "Brother Zhang, why don't you take me with you?"

"You?" Zhang Yuanmin glanced at him and said, "It's safe if there are five of us. Me, Lao Jiang, Xiaoguang, and you can be added."

"Thank you, Brother Zhang. Thank you, Brother Zhang."

"Brother Zhang, please take me with you too."

"Take me."

"Ha, now I know I'm called Brother Zhang." Zhang Yuanmin said with a smile: "Don't be anxious. We have a lot of clever ideas and schemes in our heads. If you don't get the reincarnation this time, you'll find the black blind manger next time. , I will take you there, no matter it is Tiancangzi or Dicangzi, I can kill it."

The more Zhang Yuanmin talked, the more evil he got. Li Yuan squeezed aside, smiled flatteringly at Zhang Yuanmin, and said, "Brother Zhang, you still need one person, why don't you take me with you."

Zhang Yuanmin glanced at him. When Li Yuan was feeling uneasy, Zhang Yuanmin nodded and said, "Okay, it's up to you."

After saying that, Zhang Yuanmin waved his hand, kicked his legs, pressed the quilt next to him, and said: "Sleep."

Zhang Yuanmin turned over and went to sleep, but in this shack, all the tenants had no sleep that night.

If a bear bile sells for 1,500 yuan, then the five of them will share it, and each of them will get 300 yuan. For them, that is a huge sum of money.

Although they didn't sleep well all night, all the tenants had to get up the next morning to feed their animals.

Only Zhang Yuanmin was left sleeping on the kang in the house.

When it was nearly four o'clock, the tenants came back from outside and saw that the kerosene lamps in the shacks were already on.

"Big...Brother Zhang may be awake." After last night, all the tenants forcibly changed their previous names for Zhang Yuanmin, but this was not something they could adapt to in a short time.

Jiang Jinyou took the first step and opened the shack door. He saw Zhang Yuanmin sitting cross-legged on the kang with a kerosene lamp on his head.

"Old Zhang, what are you doing?"

Go to bed early and wake up early.

Zhang Yuanmin glanced at Jiang Jinyou and did not look at the tenants. He just picked up the little book next to him and opened the page inside. In the picture on the page, he saw a one-eyed man fleeing hastily on horseback. Although behind him There are only black and white pen and ink, but it depicts the raging flames.

Under the picture, there is a line of poem: I don't want the Marquis of Xia to praise his bravery, so I teach Zhuge to show his majesty. Zhixu shocked Cao Cao's courage, his first achievement as a fledgling!

What’s even more remarkable is that on the word Xia in Xiahou’s name, there is a word “下” written in pencil. This is because Zhang Yuanmin knows little about Chinese characters and does not know pinyin. His considerate little cotton-padded jacket specially used this method to teach Zhang Yuanmin how to read Chinese characters. Character.

Zhang Yuanmin glanced at the book, then raised his head to look at the crowd, and chanted: "I don't want the black bear to boast about his bravery, so I teach the aiding people to show their majesty. I have to shock the courage of my co-workers, the first battle when I first arrive at Lengchang!"