The whole mountain is my hunting ground
Chapter 270 He wants to chop me up
"I didn't bully him!"
Zhang Yuanmin still felt that he was unjustly accused, and said to Zhao Jun: "I was chasing a group of roe deer that day. One of the roe deer happened to get into the trap he had set. I beat the roe deer to death and opened the barrel. As I was dragging me back, he caught up with me and tried to snatch my roe deer, so I started to fight with them."
After hearing what he said, Zhao Jun pursed his lips, lowered his head, and when he raised his head again, he asked Zhang Yuanmin helplessly, "Brother, after you tortured the roe deer to death, didn't you chop off a thigh and hang it on a tree?" "
"No!" Zhang Yuanmin said confidently: "I chased the roe deer myself, why should I leave a leg for him?"
"You..." Seeing his confident look, Zhao Jun was so angry that he couldn't speak for a moment, but then he thought about it. This was his first time playing in Xiaowei. He didn't understand the rules. It's not strange for those who don't know.
"Brother." Zhao Jun patiently told him: "You chased that roe deer, but if there is no one with the tricks, how can you catch him?"
"Hiss... Oops!" Upon hearing this, Zhang Yuanmin took a breath first, then blinked, looked at Zhao Jun and said, "That's what happened."
"That's not true." Zhao Jun asked again: "You killed the roe deer, and then you just let him put on the sleeve and open the chest?"
"Yes!"
"Then people think you stole someone else's condom." Zhao Jun said: "Then how difficult is it for the old Zhang family? If you think you stole someone else's roe deer and didn't even keep a thigh, how can you not Are you anxious?"
After hearing what Zhao Jun said, Zhang Yuanmin's eyes narrowed and he stopped talking.
After he beat the roe deer to death, he took it off the harness and disemboweled it on the spot.
After disemboweling, he dragged the roe deer down and inevitably left traces of blood along the way.
It happened to be a coincidence that Zhang Lifu was going up the mountain to slip the trap. At first glance, he thought Zhang Yuanmin had stolen the prey he trapped.
Zhang Lifu has been setting traps in the mountains for nearly twenty years. This kind of thing happens often, but what really makes Zhang Lifu angry is that if the person who steals the prey knows the rules, even if he is left with a hind thigh to hang on the tree next to him, this matter will not happen. Just forget it.
But when he looked at the surrounding trees, he saw that instead of the roe deer's thighs, there was a roe deer's intestines.
This made Zhang Lifu so angry that he chased him along the blood trail. When he met Zhang Yuanmin, they just exchanged a few words before the two of them started fighting instead of talking to each other.
Who can Zhang Yuanmin beat?
The reason why Minister Li and Li Erchen were chased away was because they had big axes in their hands. When I met Zhang Lifu, he was instantly knocked down.
From then on, Zhang Yuanmin wanted to settle the score with Zhang Lifu, but when he heard this, he realized that he had done something wrong.
Seeing that Zhang Yuanmin stopped talking, Zhao Jun took the opportunity to scold him and said, "It's enough to talk about this matter. How about taking action? Brother, it's a shame you didn't bring a big ax, otherwise you would have to chop it down." Where are they?"
When Zhao Jun said this, Zhang Yuanmin's heart suddenly rose up. He just heard him say: "I didn't hold a big axe, I have a gun. If he hadn't grabbed the muzzle of my gun, I would have been shot dead." Got him."
"What the hell?" Zhao Jun was startled by him. He stood up from the kang, walked up to Zhang Yuanmin, looked at him condescendingly and asked: "It's just such a trivial matter, why would you use a gun? Are you crazy? "
"No! Brother, you don't know!" Zhang Yuanmin looked up at Zhao Jun and said with great grievance: "That big tongue said that if I didn't give him the roe deer, he would chop me up. Even if I don't think about it, he would even move against me. If I have a knife, I will..."
Before Zhang Yuanmin finished speaking, Zhao Jun turned around and left, walked back to where he had been sitting, then sat down on the kang, turned his face, turned his back to Zhang Yuanmin, and stopped talking angrily.
"Brother, brother, why are you still angry?" Upon seeing this, Zhang Yuanmin hurriedly stretched his legs from the kang and came to Zhao Jun's side.
"Alas!" Zhao Jun sighed heavily, tilted his head and glanced sideways at Zhang Yuanmin, and then turned his head away from Zhang Yuanmin.
"What's wrong, brother? He wanted to stab me first, so am I not afraid?" Zhang Yuanmin felt aggrieved. He was obviously being bullied, but when he got home, his wife scolded him. Now, even the best brother blames himself.
Is there any law of heaven or king in this?
"Alas!" Zhao Jun sighed again after hearing this, then turned around, looked at Zhang Yuanmin, and asked him, "Brother, how do you live so long?"
"What's going on?" Zhang Yuanmin felt even more aggrieved. Why did he also launch a personal attack?
Seeing that he really didn't understand, Zhao Jun said, "You don't know? People in Shandong call kicking people and stamping on them."
"Ah?" Upon hearing this, Zhang Yuanmin froze on the spot.
Zhao Jun added: "No matter what people think, you chased the roe deer and got into their trap. According to the rules, you have to leave a hindquarter for them.
When people get there and see that there is nothing but blood, they think you are not respectable. They catch you up and tell you that if you don't give it, they will kick you. After that, you will take the gun. How can they not beat you? "
Zhang Yuanmin came to his senses after being scolded by Zhao Jun. He walked back to the other side of the kang table and sat down, eyes wide open, and then said after a while: "Brother, this is the big brother's fault. I won't find anyone to beat him."
"Why are you hitting?" Zhao Jun said angrily: "How difficult is it for that big-tongued family? No matter if it's right or not, you can't hit such a family."
"Don't I want to vent my anger..." Zhang Yuanmin muttered in a low voice, and then asked Zhao Jun: "Brother, what should we do now?"
"Then what else are you going to do?" Zhao Jun stretched out his right hand, clenched his fist, knocked his fist down on the kang table a few times, and said, "You still want to go find someone else? When we meet next time, just apologize to them. It’s over.”
"No, brother, listen to me." Zhang Yuanmin waved his hand and said: "You haven't been at home these two days, you don't know. Your eldest brother, I'm laying a condom in the mountains right now, and the place where I laid the condom is far away from the place where he laid the condom. It’s not far away, if I try to slip on the condom again, I’ll run into him.”
"Then we'll just bump into each other." Zhao Jun didn't understand what he meant, so he just said, "It's just a good time to meet each other. Let's talk about it when we meet, and that's it."
"Well..." Zhang Yuanmin said weakly: "That guy with the big tongue is quite stubborn. He said that day that he would stamp on me once when he saw me next time. When I meet him next time, he doesn't wait for me to say anything, and just... stomps on me. What should I do?"
People in the mountains are stubborn these days, and Zhang Yuanmin is no exception. But when he knew that he was wrong, he couldn't be stubborn anymore.
"Ha!" Zhao Jun sneered, and then said angrily: "Don't you have a gun? If he stamps on you, you will kill him!"
After Zhao Jun finished speaking, he stood up and walked out.
Seeing this, Zhang Yuanmin hurriedly chased him out. As he chased, he shouted: "Brother, don't leave. If you are angry with me, you have to stay home to eat!"
"Alas!" Zhao Jun had no choice but to turn around and said to Zhang Yuanmin: "What time is it? I'll eat when I'm back later."
"Then what are you going to do?"
Zhao Jun glared at him and said, "I will go to my Uncle Zhang's house and tell you so that he will stop stepping on you in the future."
Zhang Yuanmin: "..."
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