The whole mountain is my hunting ground

"Uncle Zhang, your nephew is here just for the roe deer."

"Ah?" As soon as Zhao Jun said this, Zhang Lifu was stunned. He frowned and looked at Zhao Jun without saying anything.

Zhao Jun was afraid that he would think too much, so he hurriedly said: "Uncle Zhang, did you fight with anyone that day?"

"How do you know that?" Zhang Lifu's Shandong accent was particularly interesting. He said, "Do you know that big crotch?"

"Haha..." Zhao Jun chuckled and said: "Uncle Zhang, my eldest nephew is telling you, this Zhang Yuanmin, he just used his weapons in the first two days before he started to siege. He doesn't understand the rules here, what should he do? What's wrong, Uncle Zhang, please look out for your nephew, don't be like him."

"Jun! Alas..." Zhang Lifu sighed, shook his head and said: "You're here today. I'm telling you, that kid is really nothing. I'm just going to say a few words about him. He's going to do it." If he wants to hit me with a gun, do you think I can stop beating him?"

"No, no." Zhao Jun hurriedly explained for Zhang Yuanmin: "He doesn't understand what we say in the prison. When he heard you said you were going to stamp on him, he thought you were going to stab him with a knife. He was frightened. Isn't that just a quick gesture?"

"Ah? Hi!" Zhang Lifu patted his thigh upon hearing this and said, "What I said is that this kid has such an acidic temper."

At this point, Zhang Lifu pointed outside and said to Zhao Jun: "The roe deer is outside. I'll ask your aunt to find you a sack later, and you can carry it back. Leave some for him."

"No, no." Hearing this, Zhao Jun waved his hands quickly and said, "Uncle Zhang, your nephew came here today for no other reason than to talk this matter out between you two. What should you do if you two meet again in the future? Wherever you are.

As for this roe deer, my nephew told you this, he was the one who got you into your trap, but he doesn’t understand the rules, so you won’t hit him much. "

As soon as Zhao Jun said these last words, both Zhang Lifu and Cai Fang laughed, and then they heard Zhao Jun say again: "Uncle Zhang, just keep this roe deer. Whether it's for eating or selling, you don't have to worry about him. Your eldest nephew No, I have all kinds of meat at home, I came from his house today, maybe I want to get you some wild boar meat."

"Then don't talk about meat." Zhang Lifu said: "Jun, you made a special trip today just for this matter. I know what's going on. I will see him one day and I will apologize to him."

"Is this impossible?" Zhao Jun heard this and waved his hands hurriedly: "Uncle Zhang, how can this be impossible? You are the elder and we are the juniors, how can you apologize to him?"

At this point, Zhao Jun lowered his tone and continued: "Uncle Zhang, you have to stay in the mountains and watch him, and take more care of him."

"That's no problem." At this time, Zhang Lifu also understood that Zhang Yuanmin was Zhao Jun's friend, so no matter what happened, he had to give Zhao Jun face.

"Child, don't just sit there, drink water." At this time, Cai Fang advised from the side.

"Hey, I'll drink it." Zhao Jun opened the lid of the tea jar and took a few big gulps. Zhang Lifu and Cai Fang looked happy.

Their family was poor, and they didn't have much to offer when visiting guests, for fear of neglecting the guests.

There is always some sugar throughout the year, and on the day I bring it back, let the children dip some in it and eat it. The rest was all used to entertain people.

Just now, in order to make the jar of sugar water sweeter, Cai Fang poured warm water directly into the sugar jar and rinsed out all the remaining sugar in the jar.

When Zhao Jun put down the teapot, Zhang Lifu pointed at him and said with a smile: "I remembered, that big crotch was placed under the post where I put the condom on, and he also took off the condom.

After the fight between the two of us that day, I wanted to remove all the traps for him, but when I went over and took a look, he was not doing the right thing. Unless he was a blind roe deer, he wouldn't be able to trap one trap in a year. "

"So, he doesn't know how to fight siege at all." As soon as Zhang Lifu said this, Zhao Jun understood what was going on and immediately smiled and said: "He doesn't understand the rules either. Uncle Zhang, you sir, don't be like him." of."

"Okay, uncle understands."

"Okay." Zhao Jun drank all the sugar water in the teapot, then put the teapot on the edge of the kang, stood up and said to Zhang Lifu and Cai Fang: "Uncle Zhang, Auntie Zhang, I'll go back first."

"Why are you leaving?" Zhang Lifu hurriedly stood up and said, "This is the first time I'm back, so I have to stay home for dinner."

"Yes!" Cai Fang said from the side: "Let's eat here tonight, Auntie will cook it for you!"

"Uncle Zhang, Aunt Zhang, we won't have any more food." Zhao Jun said hurriedly: "I have to go to work early tomorrow, and I have to go back early today."

With that said, seeing Zhang Lifu about to speak again, Zhao Jun hurriedly said: "When I am not busy any day, I will come to our house again."

"That's okay." Zhang Lifu thought for a while and then said to Zhao Jun: "Jun, it's not that my uncle said you. I heard someone said you started to fight siege years ago. After that, I asked your dad. Your dad said you Let the blind bear scream and scream..."

"What the hell?" Upon hearing this, Zhao Jun quickly interrupted Zhang Lifu and asked, "He...my dad said that about me?"

"Ah!" Zhang Lifu nodded and said, "Uncle, I want to tell you that your job is pretty good, so let's just go to work and stop teasing that nigga."

Hearing his words, Zhao Jun felt that they sounded familiar, as if he had said the same thing when he persuaded Zhang Yuanmin.

"Yes, kid." Although Cai Fang didn't understand anything, she slipped in beside him and said, "The thing about playing tricks on the blind man is too dangerous. If you are really willing to play, let your uncle lead you up the mountain and down the mountain. A condom, pressing down on the racket, etc.”

"Okay!" Zhao Jun couldn't say anything else to this kind offer. He could only accept it and said: "Uncle Zhang, Aunt Zhang, I listen to you."

"That's right!" Zhang Lifu said with a smile: "My son will work hard, marry a wife, and give birth to a son as soon as possible. Don't be like your uncle..."

"What are you talking about to your child?" At this time, Cai Fang slapped Zhang Lifu aside, stopping him from saying what he was going to say next.

"Haha..." Zhao Jun chuckled and said, "Okay, Uncle Zhang and Aunt Zhang, I'm leaving then."

"Uncle gives it to you."

Zhang Lifu sent Zhao Jun out, not just out of the house, but also out of the yard.

After leaving Zhang's courtyard, Zhao Jun turned around and said to Zhang Lifu: "Uncle Zhang, don't send me away. Go back quickly."

"Wait a moment!" Zhang Lifu grabbed Zhao Jun's arm and said to him: "Go back and send a message to your father."

"What happened?" Zhao Jun asked.

Zhang Lifu said: "I went up the mountain yesterday to cut trellises and saw a large group of pigs. How big do you think they were?"

Now that spring planting is coming, rural people will go to the mountains to find long and straight willow branches, cut them off, and trim off the excess branches, and then transport them home to plant beans and cucumbers. Use it as a stand.

"How big a gang of pigs are there?" Zhao Jun asked following his words.

Zhang Lifu shook his head and looked left and right. When he saw no one around, he whispered to Zhao Jun: "There must be seventy or eighty of them."

"Where is it?" Zhao Jun felt happy when he heard this. He was really about to take a nap, so someone gave him a pillow.

There must be a big pig in a group of seventy or eighty pigs, which may be the pig god.

Originally, Zhao Jun was thinking of going into the mountains to track down the Pig God, but this time, someone showed him the way!

I heard Zhang Lifu say: "Just behind Yingbei Mountain, I saw them going to the bottom of the ditch and pond."

"Ah!" When Zhao Jun heard this, he knew in his heart that Yingbei Mountain is not far from Shennu Peak.

Shennu Peak is where Zhao Jun ambushed the Pig God last time.

Zhang Lifu added: "My eldest brother has told me several times that he asked me to help him keep an eye on the big pigs in the mountains. You go back and tell him to save me from looking for him again."

"Okay, okay!" Zhao Jun nodded hurriedly and said: "Uncle Zhang, don't worry, I will definitely deliver the letter to you. You don't have to go to my dad anymore. You have a lot of money in your family every day." Still alive."

"It's not bad." Zhang Lifu nodded and said, "It's time to pick wild vegetables after a while. I really have a lot of work."

"Okay, Uncle Zhang, I'll go back first." Zhao Jun said goodbye to Zhang Lifu and walked all the way home. Although the journey was not far, Zhao Jun's mind was already in the mountains while walking on the road.

The two updates in the morning are the guarantee for today, and this is the extra update in the evening. That's all for today, brothers, go to bed early