The whole mountain is my hunting ground
Chapter 307: Using sheep to catch leopards (June monthly ticket adds 1212)
"Money?" When Zhou Jianjun heard this, he was sober from drinking. He put his hand on the pocket of his cotton-padded jacket and asked Zhao Youcai cautiously, "Dad, what do you want the money for?"
"Buy a lamb." Zhao Youcai said, "Take the sheep to lure out the leopard."
"Um..." Zhou Jianjun smacked his lips and said with an embarrassed look on his face: "Dad, how big is the lamb?"
"It won't work if it's too small." Zhao Youcai stretched out his hands and gestured forward, saying, "It's so big, it should weigh about twenty pounds."
"About twenty pounds..." Zhou Jianjun thought about it for a moment, and then said, "Okay, I'll go to Lao Sun's house in the evening and ask him to buy one." At this point, Zhou Jianjun looked at Zhao Youcai expectantly and said : "Dad, those sheep aren't cheap either. Don't be so bald."
"I asked you to say this!" Zhao Youcai glared at Zhou Jianjun and said, "Dad, when I was hunting tigers, you were still wearing crotchless pants."
"This..." Zhou Jianjun couldn't refute what Zhao Youcai said, but he reacted instantly, rushed to Zhao Youcai, and asked curiously: "Dad, it turns out that you fired the two shots that killed the tiger that year?"
"Oh no……"
"Dad!" Zhou Jianjun didn't allow Zhao Youcai to explain, and only said: "When we were young, every household discussed who among the four of you could have this handle. Many of them said it was Zhou Chengguo who did it. Today I found out that it was Dad. You hit me."
"no."
Zhao Youcai stretched out his hand to stop him, but at this moment Zhou Jianjun stood up and walked to the door. When the door opened, he turned around and said to Zhao Youcai: "Dad, I can rest assured this time. I will buy you a lamb with the money soon."
"No, Jianjun..."
Zhao Youcai wanted to say something, but Zhou Jianjun didn't give him a chance and walked out.
"I..." Zhao Youcai felt that there was some trouble. Twenty years ago, he followed the tiger hunt, but he didn't catch it. Unexpectedly, my uncle misunderstood what he said. If he had to go out to promote himself, he would never have the face to see Zhou Chengguo in the future.
"Daughter-in-law..." Zhou Jianjun returned to the room and was about to shout at Zhao Chun, but he saw Zhao Chun shaking his head at him while his son was sleeping.
Zhou Jianjun immediately shut up and tiptoed to the edge of the kang. He helped Zhao Chun put the sleeping little boy back on the mattress, then pulled the quilt over and covered the child.
Zhao Chun tucked the child into bed, and then asked Zhou Jianjun, "What is Dad looking for you for?"
"Daughter-in-law, I know this time."
"What do you know?" Zhao Chun felt very funny. He looked at Zhou Jianjun and asked, "What the hell do you already know?"
"I know why our little army is so powerful." Zhou Jianjun said: "The tiger father has no dog son!"
"What are you talking about?" Zhao Chun was confused.
"Daughter-in-law, didn't you know this a long time ago?" Zhou Jianjun looked at Zhao Chun and said, "The whole forest area has been talking about it for twenty years. I just found out today that my father killed the tiger."
"What?"
Zhou Jianjun was slightly drunk, and his speech was a little slurred. He spoke to Zhao Chun without any structure, which made Zhao Chun feel puzzled. I thought to myself: "My dad shouldn't have killed that tiger, otherwise I would have to brag about it to my mom."
At this time, Zhou Jianjun was heard saying from the side: "Daughter-in-law, give me another twenty yuan later."
As soon as Zhou Jianjun asked for money, Zhao Chun immediately forgot about the tiger hunting. He looked at Zhou Chengguo warily and asked, "Why do you want money? What do you want money for?"
"I want to go to Lao Sun's house and buy another lamb." Zhou Jianjun replied.
"Are you still buying a sheep?" Zhao Chun rolled his eyes and asked, "The sheep I bought that day were for a treat, so what are you doing?"
A few days ago, when a leader from the Forestry Bureau came to pick up the pig god, Zhou Jianjun bought a sheep in the village, took it to the canteen and slaughtered it, and asked Zhao Youcai to cook a table of delicious dishes.
The big ram they bought that day weighed more than 150 kilograms. The old Sun family only took 100 yuan from Zhou Jianjun out of respect for the Zhou family. This made Zhao Chun feel distressed for several days.
"It's our dad. He asked me to buy the lamb." Zhou Jianjun knew that it would take a lot of money to manage Zhao Chun, so he moved Zhao Youcai out and said to Zhao Chun: "Dad said that throwing the lamb up the mountain would give it to the leopard." Lead it out.”
As soon as Zhou Jianjun said this, Zhao Chun rolled his eyes at him, dropped two words, and said: "No."
"ah?"
"What?" Zhao Chun said angrily: "Did the strong wind bring the money? Why do you want to feed the whole sheep to the livestock?"
"Daughter-in-law, don't be impatient with me? Isn't this what our father said?"
Zhou Jianjun wanted to use Zhao Youcai as a shield, but this did not work in front of Zhao Chun. He only heard Zhao Chun say: "What do you do when dad tells you to do it? If he doesn't let you live, you have to jump into the river." chant?"
"I……"
Zhou Jianjun was so stunned that he couldn't say anything, so he heard Zhao Chun say again: "Two days ago, you didn't even mention the whole sheep to bring back a piece of meat for me and my father and mother, and then you asked me to spend money to buy sheep to feed the leopards. You Aren't you crazy?"
"That sheep...that sheep has some meat left. I asked Zhao Jun to take it back to our mother."
"As an uncle, why don't you buy some meat for your old mother-in-law? Is this what I'm talking about... If our father can't fight, you can let Xiaojun come! You still want to slaughter the sheep, I..."
When the money was not received and he was beaten up, Zhou Jianjun quickly begged for mercy and then slept on the kang obediently to sober up.
At about four o'clock in the afternoon, after Zhou Jianjun sobered up, he went to the ground to put on his shoes and go out.
He came to a family named Sun in the village, where he bought the sheep not long ago.
The Sun family originally had two large sheep, a male and a female. They gave birth to two lambs a year ago. A few days ago, Zhou Jianjun came to buy sheep, and the Sun family sold the big male sheep to him.
It had only been a few days, and Zhou Jianjun came to buy sheep again. The Sun family was quite puzzled, thinking that he was going to engage in breeding.
The half-grown lamb weighed more than twenty pounds and cost Zhou Jianjun ten yuan. This is still a friendship price. If Zhou Chunming hadn't been kind to the Sun family back then, he would have sold it without taking anything.
This ten yuan is Zhou Jianjun's private money. Since it was bought with private money, the sheep cannot be taken home. But Zhou Jianjun made an agreement with the Sun family that the sheep would be stored at his house for one night and would be picked up tomorrow morning.
After Zhou Jianjun returned home and finished dinner in the evening, Zhao Youcai called Zhou Jianjun into the room and asked him. Zhou Jianjun whispered about the hardships of buying sheep. Zhao Youcai sighed and shook his head silently.
Zhou Jianjun, who originally thought that his father-in-law could reimburse him part of the money, gave up completely when he saw this situation. He asked Zhao Youcai to rest early and went back to his room to sleep.
Early the next morning, after breakfast, Weng and his son-in-law left home, first went to Sun's house to pick up the sheep, and then went straight to the mountains.
They were not going to herd sheep. They couldn't let the sheep go, otherwise it would be difficult to reach them at night.
There was no other way, so Zhou Jianjun had to carry the sheep to a certain place and tie it to a tree.
The sheep kept bleating "baa" and "baa". Zhou Jianjun asked Zhao Youcai with some worry, "Dad, is it okay for the sheep to bleat like this?"
"You don't understand this." Zhao Youcai told him: "The native leopard is so clever, but the sheep's cry can not only attract it, but also let us know whether the leopard is coming. "
"Dad, what's going on? Tell me."
Zhao Youcai continued: "The leopard is coming. The sheep know it before we see it. When the sheep gets scared, its cry changes. When we hear it, we will be prepared."
"Ah!" Zhou Jianjun suddenly realized!
Then Zhao Youcai waved his hand, and the father-in-law and father-in-law spread out, each hiding behind a tree, waiting for the leopard to take the bait.
The two of them arrived here just after nine o'clock. They squatted until after one o'clock in the afternoon. Although the sheep bleated from time to time, the bleating was calm and without any fluctuation.
It wasn't until about two o'clock in the afternoon that the sheep raised its head and barked twice.
At this time, Zhao Youcai and Zhou Jianjun were both sleeping behind the tree. They woke up when they heard the sound. They looked around and searched for seven or eight minutes, but they didn't see the leopard.
Zhao Youcai appeared from behind the tree, hunched his back and groped forward, but still couldn't see the leopard. Logically speaking, if the leopard realizes something is wrong and runs away, the sheep should stop barking like this.
But the sheep's cry is still very sharp.
Zhao Youcai searched for a long time, but could not see the leopard. He stood up and walked straight towards Lamb.
Seeing Zhao Youcai stand up, Zhou Jianjun also hurriedly came out from behind the tree. When the two of them went to the sheep, Zhao Youcai cursed out loud.
"Fuck, this sheep is so hungry!"
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