The whole mountain is my hunting ground
Chapter 361: Fucked
In Zhao Jun's area, Yong'an Forest Farm is the largest forest farm, and there are more than a dozen other large and small forest farms, all under the management of the Forestry Bureau.
On weekdays, leaders from various forest farms come to Yong'an Forest Farm, and Yong'an Forest Farm will show their kindness to the landlords.
Over the years, Zhao Youcai has seen many leaders. Although he knows them but they don't know him, just listening to a few words from these people's conversations can give Finance Minister Zhao You a lot of insights.
Zhao Youcai remembered that last year, a leader from Yajia Forest Farm came over and brought four bottles of Wuliangye and ten cans of Jianlibao to Secretary Zhang of Yongan Forest Farm and Zhou Chunming.
Because Zhao Youcai's pot-roasted pork was crispy on the outside, tender on the inside, sweet and sour, the leader just poured him a glass of Jianlibao.
Zhao Youcai took a sip and felt that this stuff was so delicious.
And when he was about to go out, he heard from the leader of the duck rack and Secretary Zhang that his son didn't even pull the tab when drinking Jianlibao, so he just pierced the can with a nail, and then drank it in his mouth.
Zhao Youcai didn't understand the meaning of sipping, but when he thought about it, he should pierce a hole in the can with a nail, and then squeeze it, and the soda would come out. But if you don't pinch it, it won't spit out.
He thought about pricking it with foreign nails, giving each of the two little girls a few sips, and keeping the rest for tomorrow.
In this way, it will not make Wang Meilan angry, but also please the two girls, why not do it?
As for the problem that the soda will leak after the pricking, Zhao Youcai also thought about it. At worst, he could seal it with wax after pricking.
Zhao Hong has celebrated this new year and is now only eight years old, and has not even passed his seventh birthday yet.
The little girl grew up in a mountain village. She just played around all day long, thinking about eating, drinking, colored pencils, and fragrant erasers.
When his father said that there was a better way to drink this can, Zhao Hong got off the kang without saying a word and pulled out a flat wooden box from under the cabinet against the wall.
Zhao Hong opened the lid of the box and took out a nail. Zhao Youcai frowned and pointed at the box and said, "Look for a clean one. There is one in the newspaper bag in the corner."
Upon hearing this, Zhao Hong hurriedly threw back the rusty nails in her hands, and then pulled out the newspaper bag standing in the corner of the box.
The little girl hurriedly opened the newspaper bag and saw that it was full of clean new nails, all about three centimeters long.
Zhao Hong was only thinking about drinking soda, so she only took one nail, threw the rest into the box, and came to Zhao Youcai.
"Dad, give it!" Zhao Hong stood in front of the kang, raising his little arm as high as possible with difficulty, and sent the nail to Zhao Youcai.
Zhao Youcai took the nail and smiled at Zhao Hong: "Second daughter, how are you dad?"
Zhao Hong didn't even think about it and replied directly: "Okay!"
Zhao Youcai laughed, but still felt it was not enough, and asked again: "What's better, dad? Or is it your brother?"
The smile on the little girl's face faltered, but looking at the can in Zhao Youcai's hand, Zhao Hong immediately said: "Hello, Dad!"
Don't say that the little girl is her mother if she has breasts, she is her biological father!
"Hahaha..." Zhao Youcai felt so happy, and then said to Zhao Hong: "Get on the kang, dad will open it for you and my little sister."
When Zhao Hong heard this, he pressed his elbows on the kang, laid his upper body on the kang, and put one leg up on the kang first.
Her biological father, Zhao Youcai, gave her a kind hand.
Then, Zhao Hong and Zhao Na both came in front of Zhao Youcai. Children like to kneel next to adults when they are anxious for food.
This is not prostrating and praying, but kneeling can bring the body and mouth closer to the adult.
Zhao Youcai held the can in his left hand and kept turning it, then suddenly stopped. He held a nail in his right hand and pierced it straight into the middle of the word "Li" in the three characters "Jianlibao".
Under the gaze of the two little girls, there was a sound and orange soda was sprayed in Zhao Youcai's face.
He didn't even think about it, soda, soda, could there be no steam in it? After adding the principle of pressure, if the can is punctured and leaked, the soda inside can leak out more than one meter.
Bah...
The soda splashed on Zhao Youcai's face, causing him to close his eyes and subconsciously took the can and moved it away.
Bah...
But the soda hit Zhao Youcai's forehead and splashed onto the kang cabinet behind him.
On the kang cabinet were piles of bedding for Zhao Youcai, Wang Meilan, Zhao Hong, and Zhao Na.
There are mattresses and quilts on the floor.
These days, the mattress tops and quilt covers are all made of cotton bought at home. In order to distinguish the two sides, the close-fitting side of the mattress is usually made of white and blue plaid, while the other side is mostly made of floral cloth and rarely has a solid color.
As for quilts, they are usually made of floral fabric on both sides.
Bah...
This time, the bedding for the four of them was even more colorful.
Bah...
The soda squirted onto the wall and sprayed on the New Year picture. In the picture, the face of the little baby holding the big carp was all orange!
Zhao Youcai was a little confused. He didn't know what this was about, but the two little girls were excited!
Because her father just said, it tastes better when you sip it!
Zhao Hong broke off Zhao Youcai's hand. At this time, Zhao Youcai did not let go of the can, but the nail-pierced mouth rushed towards Zhao Hong.
The little girl is so mean-spirited!
Bah...
When the soda came, Zhao Hong opened her mouth. The soda hit her upper teeth and fell between her mouth and tongue, and her mouth was immediately filled with the sweet orange flavor.
But you have to swallow it down.
Swallow, you have to shut up to swallow!
But Zhao Hong shut up, but the opening on the can did not close, and soda was still spraying out.
As soon as Zhao Hong shut up, the soda squirted on her upper lip and into her nose.
It’s uncomfortable to choke on water in your nose, let alone choke on soda?
This thing is breathy and flavorful.
For a moment, Zhao Hong felt so uncomfortable, and then his nose and tears came down!
Zhao Hong pushed Zhao Youcai's hand away, sat down on the kang, curled her lips and was about to cry.
On weekdays, whatever the young ladies eat or drink, you take a bite and I take a bite. The younger one eats and drinks first, and then takes turns eating and drinking.
But today, Zhao Hong drank first, and Zhao Na didn't drink yet.
Zhao Na jumped forward and snatched the can from Zhao Youcai's hand.
Bah...
A puff of soda hit Xiao Zhao Na's eyes. Although the damage was not serious, it was quite painful. Zhao Na shook her head and the soda poured on her forehead again.
She is not Zhao Youcai, the little girl is only five years old, how can she bear this. He immediately threw the can under the kang, sat on the kang and cried.
On the other side, Zhao Hong also shed tears.
Bah...
The can rolled to the ground, and the soda was still being poured out, but now the water flow was obviously not as strong or as large as before.
But in the east room of Zhao Jun's house, there were sodas all over the walls, on the kang, on the kang cabinet, on the bedding, on the kang table, and on the floor.
Zhao Youcai, Zhao Hong, Zhao Na, and the fat baby holding a big carp in the New Year picture on the wall also had soda dripping from their faces.
"This is ruined!" At this time, Zhao Youcai was heartbroken!
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