The whole mountain is my hunting ground
Chapter 519 The Last Eunuch (September monthly ticket plus 1235)
Awakened by the barking of dogs, Zhang Laibao and others were angry and scared. They were angry because they could not sleep well tonight, and they were afraid that there was something nearby that made the dogs howl every night.
A look of worry flashed in Jiang Ershuan's eyes. This was his place. If some big guy lived nearby, it would be troublesome.
In particular, Jiang Ershuan heard that the Wild Boar King had attacked people around Xinlang Farm, which actually caused the factory to not start work for three days.
In the end, Yongan's first gunner Xiao Zhao Pao came in person and killed the wild boar king, allowing the forest farm to resume production.
But now, the hunting dog that Xiao Zhao Pao brought when he hunted the Wild Boar King is in his own farm. Jiang Ershuan was thinking in his mind, if there were really big livestock nearby, Xiao Zhaopao would shoot the livestock first or himself first.
As for Zhang Laibao, even if Jiang Ershuan didn't know how to fight siege, he could see that this guy was just a half-baked guy. He was still far away from Xue Limin, let alone Xiao Zhao Pao.
At this time, Zhang Laibao had just grabbed the gun from the kang. He turned to the three of them and said, "Uncle, Second Uncle Jiang, and Uncle Zheng, let's go out and see what this thing is!"
"Don't go, kid." Zheng Jinming pulled the corner of the quilt and whispered to Zhang Laibao, "What if it's a big claw?"
"I'm not afraid of big claws!" Zhang Laibao gritted his teeth and said, "When we go out, I'll shoot a few times into the mountain and see if it dares to stay here?"
"That's okay!" As soon as Zhang Laibao finished speaking, Jiang Ershuan echoed, saying that if he fired a gun, he might be able to scare the big guy away.
When he heard that Zhang Laibao was about to use a gun, Zheng Jinming stopped trying to persuade him. The four of them put on their clothes and put on their shoes. Zhang Laibao opened the door first and came out of the shack.
As early as when the four of them went to the ground, Heihu, who heard something moving in the house, immediately lay down on the ground and became motionless without saying a word.
And the two dogs and two bears opposite it were barking like crazy.
Zhang Laibao went outside and was shocked by the cold night wind. He immediately looked in the direction where the dogs and bears were barking and biting. He didn't even aim his gun, and just fired.
"Bang!" The gunshot echoed in the night sky, echoing from the surrounding mountains, and old storks and night owls flew up from the branches.
Hearing a gunshot, Zhang Laibao's black dog and green dog barked even more happily. Although the two little black bears didn't know why the dogs barked, they barked too.
There is only the black tiger. This dog does not even recognize a gun when hunting with Zhao Jun, let alone a little kid like Zhang Laibao.
But after the gunfire sounded, the black tiger still cooperated and came out of the den, but it wagged its tail at the four people.
After the shot was fired, Zhang Laibao raised the handle of the gun, pulled out the bullet casing inside, then touched it in his pocket, and was stunned.
He turned around, looked at Jiang Ershuan who was closest to the door and said, "Uncle Jiang, hurry into the house, take out a few bullets from the pocket of my work clothes."
"Ah? Hey!" Jiang Ershuan agreed, but secretly pouted, thinking what kind of players are these? Don't even take bullets when shooting.
But now pointing at Zhang Laibao to knock the mountain to shake the tiger, Jiang Ershuan still followed his instructions, entered the shack, and directly took out the shabby work clothes that Zhang Laibao had been wearing in the mountains these past few days.
Zhang Laibao reached into his pocket, took out a bullet, stuffed it into the gun, closed the handle of the gun, turned the muzzle, and "bang" was another shot!
Then, Zhang Laibao raised his gun again and when he stuffed the bullet into the chamber, it actually went outside.
Looking at Zhang Laibao who was bending down to pick up bullets, Jiang Ershuan and Zheng Jinming couldn't help but curl their lips. In these two strokes, they would be able to hit the prey with a condom.
"Bang!"
After the third shot, Zhang Laibao put away his gun, turned around in a pretentious manner, waved to the three of them and said, "Let's go back to the house and sleep!"
The three people did not doubt that he was there, and followed Zhang Laibao back to the shack. They slipped on their shoes, took off their clothes and got on the kang, and then returned to the warm bed from outside. It was so comfortable.
But after struggling for so long, no one could fall asleep immediately, so the four of them just lay on the kang and chatted.
Half an hour later, the four of them fell asleep one after another. At this time, the black tiger outside the shack heard no movement around him, raised his head again, and started baring his teeth at the black dog opposite.
The black dog didn't get used to it either, so he immediately started to bite: "Woof, woof, woof..."
Zhang Laibao in the shack sat up with a start, grabbed a thin cotton-padded jacket from the side and put it on himself.
"Are you still going?" Zheng Jinming didn't want to get up. At worst, he didn't want to sleep tonight, so he didn't want to go to such trouble.
"Go!" Jiang Ershuan supported it. As Zheng Jinming's employer, Zheng Jinming immediately had no objection as soon as Jiang Ershuan opened his mouth.
As for Xu Guohua, he was quite supportive of his nephew.
The four of them went out of the shack again. Zhang Laibao raised his gun and pointed toward the east, "Bang! Bang! Bang", three more shots!
After three shots, the four of them didn't move. They froze outside for five or six minutes. They didn't return to the shack until the dogs stopped barking.
The dogs have stopped barking, so the beast must have gone away!
But just as the four of them fell asleep again, the dog barked again outside.
Zheng Jinming let it go. Before Zhang Laibao could get out, he said, "What the hell is this? You can't even run around in circles with your big paws!"
What he said makes sense, but when a dog barks, it means there is something!
So, the four of them put on their clothes and went outside the shack. Zhang Laibao faced the east and fired eight shots in a row.
After shooting, they waited until the dogs stopped barking before entering the shack. But it was still the same. After all four people finally fell asleep, the dog outside started barking again.
At this time, Zhang Laibao became a little angry. He came out of the shack with his gun, pointed it eastward, and fired five more shots.
Zhang Laibao, who was furious, wanted to fight again, but when he touched his pocket, he found that there was no bullet in it.
In Dawei, this is called: Explosive Pipe!
Zhang Laibao looked at Xu Guohua, then at Jiang Ershuan, and said, "Second Uncle Jiang, you can drive my uncle back tomorrow and bring me some gunpowder."
"Yeah." Jiang Ershuan nodded, pursed his lips and didn't say anything. He only made a "hmm" sound with his nose. Then he raised his hand and pointed toward the shack and said, "Go back!"
If you have run out of bullets, can you still shout into the mountains?
The four of them returned to the shack and lay on the kang with their eyes wide open. No one could fall asleep.
They didn't speak, they were all thinking about things in their hearts. At this time, even if the black tiger outside couldn't hear the sound in the house, it didn't provoke the dog opposite because it wanted to go home.
The black tiger started chewing the rope that was tied to him. He often did this when he was at home!
An hour later, Zheng Jinming snored in the shack, but Zhang Laibao, Xu Guohua and Jiang Ershuan never fell asleep.
But when he heard that there were no more dogs barking outside, Jiang Ershuan couldn't help exaggerating about Lai Bao and said, "Lai Baozi, your shot was not in vain. That thing got away."
"Then look!" After all, he is his nephew. Xu Guohua praised: "My Laibao is the bug here. If he trains for two more years, he will be a big shot."
When the two of them said this, it was already past four o'clock. It was getting late in the mountains, but they couldn't sleep.
At this time, Xu Guohua suddenly sat up from the kang. Zhang Laibao asked him puzzledly: "Uncle, why don't you sleep?"
"I won't sleep anymore." Xu Guohua pulled his clothes and put them on while saying, "I'm going to pack, pack, and get ready to go down the mountain."
As soon as Jiang Ershuan heard this, he knew that he couldn't sleep anymore, and he was no longer sleepy anyway, so he woke up Zheng Jinming next to him.
Then, Zheng Jinming lit the fire to cook, Jiang Ershuan went to feed the horses and hitch the cart, while Xu Guohua was whispering to Zhang Laibao in the shack.
After breakfast, Jiang Ershuan drove the carriage to send Xu Guohua down the mountain. At the same time, he also dragged Zheng Jinming aboard, because without Zheng Jinming, Jiang Ershuan would be alone when he came back.
After sending Xu Guohua away, Zhang Laibao sat in front of the shack, looking at the rising sun on the horizon, and couldn't help but feel homesick.
Although Zhang Zhanshan and Xu Meihua are not good people, they really have nothing to say about Zhang Laibao. Over the past year, they have strongly supported whatever Zhang Laibao wanted to do. From buying dogs to bears, and then buying Qin Qiang's gun to go up the mountain to fight siege, they really put all their efforts into Zhang Laibao.
"Alas!" Zhang Laibao finally sighed, got up and went to the shack to boil water, stir-fry potatoes, and put in dog food.
As Zhang Laibao left, Black Tiger continued to bite the rope. Just when he was biting hard, Jiang Ershuan came out of the shack, and Black Tiger was forced to stop.
At the same time, at Zhao Jun's house in Yong'an Tun, Zhao Jun, who was neatly dressed, took down a semi-automatic rifle from the wall. Just as he was about to take out the bullet, he heard a dog barking twice outside.
Zhao Jun was startled and suddenly remembered something. Then he heard someone outside shouting: "Brother! I'm coming!"
Zhang Yuanmin is here!
Zhao Jun put his gun on his shoulder and called Jie Chen: "Come on, Jie Chen, Brother Zhang is here!"
Jie Chen, who had already packed up, stood up from the kang, put aside the little book "The Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" borrowed from Li Baoyu's house, and followed Zhao Jun out of the house.
At this time, Wang Meilan chased out of the house, pulled Zhao Jun and gave many instructions.
Zhao Jun agreed one by one. After meeting Zhang Yuanmin, he took a rope to the little bear, tied it up and led it out of the courtyard.
"Brother." Zhang Yuanmin asked in surprise: "Aren't we looking for a dog? Why are you holding a dog?"
Zhao Jun pointed at the little bear and said with a smile: "The black tiger is willing to get close to it. I'll see if there is no dog of ours in Lengchang. When we come back, we can wander around the village again."
"Ah!" Zhang Yuanmin thought of the storyline in the novel "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" he read last night. His eyes suddenly lit up, and he pointed at the little bear and said: "A beauty trap! No, it's a beauty trap!"
Zhang Yuanmin's words made Zhao Jun and his ministers laugh. Zhao Jun was like this, and there was no other way. If there were no more black tigers in 42 Lengchang, they could only hope that the smell of the cubs could lure the black tigers back. .
The three of them came out of the yard. Zhao Jun pointed to the car and motioned for Jie Chen and Zhang Yuanmin to get in the car.
Jie Chen asked Zhao Jun with some confusion: "Brother Jun, didn't my uncle say he wouldn't let us drive?"
"Open!" Zhao Jun said: "The walkway is so tiring. Let's drive the car to the bottom of 42 Linban and then walk up. If we do this, we'll be there in half an hour."
"That's not good!" Zhang Yuanmin said, "We have to walk for three hours!"
According to what Zhao Jun said, Jie Chen drove, Zhang Yuanmin showed the way, and Zhao Jun took the little bear into the trunk. The car started and we left Yongantun and headed straight for the mountain field.
At this time, in No. 42 Lengchang, Zhang Laibao came out of the shack carrying mashed potatoes and melons.
As soon as Zhang Laibao came out, Hei Hu's eyes were attracted by the dog food bowl he was holding. Zhang Laibao also doted on Hei Hu. He first pulled the dog food bowl out from Hei Hu's kennel, and then filled Hei Hu with four Tbsp of potatoes and melon. You know, Zhang Laibao only gave two spoons to the little black bear.
Zhang Laibao took the basin to feed his two dogs and two bears, and heard the sound of the black tiger licking food behind him.
While Zhang Laibao was feeding his own green dog, he thought to himself: "If you eat like this, this big black lame dog will be cooked by me in just a few days.
Why? No, why did I forget? I should give this dog a name. When we go up the mountain, we can't call it a big black cripple. "
Zhang Laibao thought about it, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said to himself: "How about calling me Dahei!"
Thinking of this, Zhang Laibao turned around and shouted "Dahei" at Heihu.
At this time, the black tiger had finished eating the food in the basin and was licking the basin. When Hei Hu heard Zhang Lai Bao shouting, Hei Hu didn't know who he was calling, but when Hei Hu heard Zhang Lai Bao's unpleasant call, Hei Hu raised his head and glanced at him.
But when Zhang Laibao looked at Black Tiger, he couldn't help but be startled, because as soon as he turned around, he saw that the rope around Black Tiger's neck was worn down to only a thread.
Zhang Laibao was startled and hurriedly ran towards Black Tiger. When Black Tiger approached, he stretched out his hand to pull the rope, but Black Tiger ducked aside.
Zhang Laibao grabbed the back of Heihu's neck. Heihu was in pain and swung himself hard, and the rope broke instantly.
Zhang Laibao was afraid that the black tiger would run away. He felt anxious and moved up with his other hand. He grabbed the fur on the black tiger's back with both hands and pulled it hard.
This black tiger hurt, and it made a sound of "ouch". Seeing that Zhang Laibao still refused to let go, the black tiger raised its lowered head.
When Hei Hu raised his head, he saw Zhang Laibao's crotch in front of his mouth. Zhang Laibao walked with his legs stretched out because of his previous injury. At this time, his legs were not close together. Hei Hu's mouth was Zhang Laibao's crotch.
Zhang Laibao, who was holding the black tiger's back with both hands, felt bad. He quickly let go of the black tiger's hand, but by this time the black tiger had already bit him.
As soon as Zhang Laibao let go, the black tiger biting his crotch fell to the ground. Zhang Laibao suddenly raised his head and let out a heart-rending scream!
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