The whole mountain is my hunting ground
Chapter 611 This family doesn’t have a fuel-efficient lamp
"A tiger cub is attacking someone?" Hearing Li Ruhai's words, Zhao Jun and Zhao Youcai, father and son, were startled. At this time, Zhao Youcai also walked out of the door, walked straight in front of Li Ruhai, raised his head and asked Li Ruhai, "What? What's going on?"
Li Ruhai, this kid, is completely crazy. It turns out that Zhao Jun is the only one who listens to his plain talk, so he is not very enthusiastic. When he saw that Zhao Youcai had arrived, Li Ruhai became excited instantly. He raised his little hand and gestured to Zhao Jun and Zhao Youcai: "This is a long story."
As soon as Li Ruhai finished speaking, Zhao Youcai answered, "Then keep your story short."
But Li Ruhai acted as if he hadn't heard Zhao Youcai's words. He passed his little hand in front of Zhao Jun and Zhao Youcai and said, "After lunch today, Qu Xiaoyanzi went to the small woods south of our school to hit oriole with stones. (qiǎo), everyone (jiá) fart. Then, they piled up a fire and burned it.
After he finished eating the roasted bird (qiǎo), he came down the slope and prepared to return to the classroom to pick up the textbook again..."
"You kid!" After hearing Li Ruhai's endless nonsense, Zhao Youcai said anxiously: "Can you stop talking about this useless thing? Let's start with the tiger cub he is looking at."
Li Ruhai grabbed Zhao Jun's left arm with both hands, hid behind Zhao Jun, poked his little head out and said to Zhao Youcai: "Uncle, if you don't want to listen, just go into the house and I'll tell my elder brother."
Zhao Youcai was startled by what Li Ruhai said. He asked where the lynx was, undoubtedly wanting to do something with it. After all, Yongan Middle School is not far from his home, and it only takes less than half an hour to walk there.
Although it's getting dark now, it won't be a waste to give it a hug tomorrow morning and then go to work.
Therefore, Zhao Youcai wanted to hear what was going on, and then analyze some useful information from it.
But Zhao Youcai disliked what Li Ruhai just said. But if Li Ruhai didn't tell him, he would still be dumbfounded.
In desperation, Zhao Youcai waved his hand and motioned for Li Ruhai to continue speaking, but this time he stood aside and listened honestly.
Li Ruhai quickly got into the mood again, raised his hand to his head and said, "There are such tall branches outside the woods, which are used to light the fire for our school's boiler."
At this point, Li Ruhai's right arm was like a swimming fish, and he made a half circle to the right under the guidance of his palm, and then walked forward again, and said: "Qu Xiaoyanzi came from the right side of the branches, and the tiger cub came from the left. The two guys bumped into each other. Then, it was too late, but it was so fast! Hearing the tiger cub's "oooo" sound, he rushed towards him with his little eyes!
Naqu's little eyes secretly thought, "No," and immediately turned around and ran away! "
After listening to what Li Ruhai said, Zhao Jun and Zhao Youcai couldn't help but look at each other, thinking that the child in front of them was indeed a native of Northeast China. He spoke fluent Northeastern dialect, so authentic!
At this time, Li Ruhai raised his hand at the Zhao family and his son and said, "Guess what?"
"What's wrong?" Zhao Jun asked cooperatively.
Li Ruhai crouched slightly, lowered his head and said mysteriously to Zhao Jun and Zhao Youcai: "The tiger cub jumped into the air, and when Qu Xiaoyan ran away, it disappeared into the vast mountains and old forests..."
Zhao Jun twitched the corner of his mouth and frowned, feeling that this kid was a little beaten.
Zhao Youcai pinched Li Ruhai with his eyes and said, "Ruhai, you didn't act blindly before, but now, why are you so disrespectful?"
When Li Ruhai heard this, he immediately became anxious. He thought that since Li Ruhai was a child, Zhang Laifa had been frightened that night, and he exaggerated the next day.
"Uncle!" Li Ruhai's little face was full of seriousness, he looked up at Zhao Youcai and said, "When did I get hung up?"
"Did you say that?" Zhao Youcai responded to Li Ruhai first, then turned around and pulled Zhao Jun, meaning that Zhao Jun would stop him. Finally, he said to Li Ruhai: "The tiger cub you said attacked people!"
"Ah!" Li Ruhai's eyes widened and he said with an innocent face: "He was attacking someone, wasn't he attacking someone?"
"What the hell..." Zhao Youcai wanted to curse, but he was a child, so he waved to Li Ruhai and said, "Go! Go! Go!"
Li Ruhai turned around in dismay, climbed over the wall and went home to tell his mother and sister a story about a tiger cub attacking people.
At this time, Zhao Jun glanced at Zhao Youcai and said, "Dad, you want to go out? Then I'll go into the house."
Zhao Youcai, who was going to the latrine, heard Zhao Jun's words and immediately said: "I have nothing to do, I will follow you into the house."
"Ah." Zhao Jun didn't think much and followed Zhao Youcai into the house.
Zhao Youcai entered the house first and saw Wang Meilan peeling potatoes. He said first, "Lan Na, let me tell you, I have to leave early tomorrow. You get up and cook."
"Leave early?" Hearing Zhao Youcai's words, Wang Meilan couldn't help but be startled. You are a cook. If you usually come back late, you are putting on the small stove in the unit. If you have to leave early, what are you going to do? There are still guests who come to your canteen for breakfast early in the morning?
At this time, Zhao Jun who followed in closed the door. Zhao Youcai glanced at him and hurriedly explained to Wang Meilan: "I will go out with Dayong tomorrow morning to beat a tiger cub."
"Tiger cub?" When Wang Meilan heard this, her expression changed. She threw the potatoes into the basin with her left hand. Amidst the clanking sound, Wang Meilan clicked again and put the kitchen knife on the cutting board with her right hand.
Then, Wang Meilan turned to Zhao Youcai and said, "People are coming to help the people to fight against my son. You are so old, why are you still robbing the younger generation?"
"No." Upon hearing that Wang Meilan misunderstood, Zhao Youcai hurriedly explained: "I won't rob them. Ru Hai told me about this tiger cub."
Zhao Jun curled his lips when he heard this, and Ruhai told him that Li Ruhai obviously wanted to tell him.
"Ruhai?" Wang Meilan asked doubtfully, "How did he know?"
If you want to tell me, if there is anything new in this village, or what is going on in the east and west, Li Ruhai must be well aware of it. But if you want to talk about the siege, it would be strange if the child knew about it.
When Zhao Youcai repeated Li Ruhai's words briefly, Wang Meilan nodded slightly, indicating that she understood, and asked Zhao Youcai: "Are you going to kill the tiger cub?"
"Yeah!" Zhao Youcai nodded heavily and said, "I'll go there when I get up at four o'clock tomorrow. After I'm done, I'll bring the tiger cub back to you, and then I'll catch the commuter bus to work."
"Ah..." Wang Meilan blinked, then looked at Zhao Youcai and said, "Then if you want to beat the tiger cub, I will hold our three sheep for you."
As soon as Wang Meilan said this, Zhao Youcai blushed instantly, turned around and went directly into the back room.
Zhao Jun was on the side, covering his face with his hands, trying not to laugh out loud. When it comes to yin and yang, my skills are still much deeper than mine.
"Your dad is still angry." Wang Meilan pointed to the inner room and said something to Zhao Jun, then turned her head to the east room and said: "Last time you went to your in-laws' place, you said you wanted to fight a local leopard. Hold the cover and move thirteen moves in a row. , I didn’t even catch a leopard’s hair, I was completely naked like a lamb, and I just had as much hair as possible..."
Before Wang Meilan finished speaking, Zhao Youcai rushed out of the room, shocking Wang Meilan unexpectedly.
Perhaps because he had made "big" money in the past two days, Zhao Youcai confidently said to Wang Meilan: "I won't lead the sheep tomorrow. Just see if I can hunt down that tiger cub."
"Yeah, yeah." Wang Meilan nodded repeatedly and said, "As long as you don't lead my sheep, you can do whatever you like, I don't care about you."
Zhao Youcai's cheeks bulged up, thinking that if he didn't stand up for the stick, he would have even less status in this girl's heart.
But Zhao Youcai was not carried away by his anger. He only heard him say to Wang Meilan: "I will be knocked down by that tiger cub tomorrow. When the skin is sold, you have to give it to me..."
At this point, Zhao Youcai paused for two seconds before continuing: "Fifty yuan!"
Wang Meilan was startled, then smiled and waved her hand and said: "You don't have to wait for the skin to be sold. You can get it and I will give you fifty when you get back."
"Okay!" Zhao Youcai said "ok" loudly, then turned around and went back to the house angrily.
Wang Meilan narrowed her eyes and smiled and raised her head at Zhao Jun. Zhao Jun nodded with a smile and went back to the room.
At this time, Wang Meilan was the only one left in the outer room. While she was cutting potato slices, she sang: "Second Sister Wang is crying in tears. A big lynx is running over from there. The lynx is chasing the chicken behind, clucking." Cluck..."
In the east room, Zhao Youcai, who had just taken off his coat and hung it on the back of the door, heard Wang Meilan singing a crooked duet. He knew that she was mocking him in a weird way, so he muttered angrily: "This bitch! You were waiting for me!"
After saying that, Zhao Youcai suddenly felt a stronger need to urinate. He had been so angry with Wang Meilan that he had forgotten that he had to go to the toilet.
Thinking of this, Zhao Youcai took off his coat again, stretched out his sleeves, and walked out.
In the west room, although Zhao Jun did not dare to laugh out loud, he was already bent over with laughter. My mother is so talented that she even asked her to change the song "Second Sister Wang Misses Her Husband". What people usually sing is "A big rooster is running across the other side".
…
Tonight, Zhao Jun's family ate dry tofu stewed with potato slices and carrot slices. The three ingredients were stewed into a paste, mixed with rice, and served with pickles in a sauce jar. It was not bad for a family of five.
After eating, Zhao Jun came out of the room and went to the next door to call out Li Baoyu. Although Li Ruhai said they didn't need to worry about it, Zhao Jun still talked to Li Baoyu about the matter. If Li Ruhai suffers another loss, there will be no moral considerations.
Li Baoyu and his team have a lot of work in the team recently, and he rarely has time to communicate with Zhao Jun. Just when the two brothers had just finished eating, they went for a walk in the countryside together and chatted for a while.
When they came back, Zhao Youcai and Li Dayong were across the wall, discussing how to go hunting lynx together tomorrow.
Since becoming a cadre, Li Dayong has never traveled to the mountains again. At this time, he was a little excited when he was invited by Zhao Youcai, so he immediately agreed.
Zhao Youcai was also particular about it, and told Li Dayong that the lynx skins should be divided equally between the two families. As for the fifty yuan given by Wang Meilan, the two brothers also shared half of it. This is not a matter of more or less money, but a matter of brotherhood.
In this regard, Li Dayong readily agreed. Since the sale of mountain goods no longer passed through their hands, Li Dayong's remaining small treasury has never had any money.
The two brothers discussed everything, and Li Dayong said to Zhao Youcai: "Brother, it's settled, we will go tomorrow morning."
"Yes." Zhao Youcai responded. At this point, the two of them should go back to their respective homes. But when he saw Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu appearing in front of the two courtyards together, Zhao Youcai's words suddenly stopped.
Then, Zhao Youcai turned to look at Zhao Jun who came in from the courtyard door. Seeing this, Li Dayong also looked to his right.
"Dad! Uncle!" At this time, Zhao Jun was locking the door at the door, but Li Ruhai from Lao Li's family hadn't come back yet. Li Baoyu, who didn't need to lock the door, came to the two of them first and said hello to Li Dayong and Zhao Youcai.
Zhao Youcai nodded, and Li Dayong asked Li Baoyu, "What did Ruhai do again?"
"Then we don't know." Li Baoyu smiled and stood behind Li Dayong. At this time, Zhao Jun, who had finished cutting the door, also came to Zhao Youcai's side.
Zhao Youcai glanced at Zhao Jun, then at Li Baoyu and said, "If you two are fine, go back to the house and go to bed early."
You are such an old man, who can’t understand what is going on? Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu agreed in unison and walked to each house.
Seeing Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu enter the house, Zhao Youcai looked away and said to Li Dayong: "Dayong, let's leave home half an hour early tomorrow and leave home at 3:30."
"Ah?" Li Dayong was stunned when he heard it, and asked hurriedly: "Brother, you are leaving so early, it's not even bright, and we can't see you."
"Let's go then!" When Zhao Youcai spoke, he glanced at his house and said, "Have you forgotten? Didn't we just let those two little calves kill our lynx last year?"
"Oh my god!" Li Dayong reacted instantly and said: "It's not good! Then brother, I listen to you!"
"Yeah!" After Zhao Youcai finished speaking, he waved his hand and said, "Let's go back too and go to bed early."
…
Early the next morning, before three o'clock, the moon was still hanging in the sky outside, and even the rooster hadn't gotten up to crow. Zhao Youcai got up from the kang, quietly put on his clothes, and tiptoed out of the house, until he came to Zhao Jun's door.
Zhao Youcai moved very slowly, pushing the door open without making a sound, quietly walked into Zhao Jun's house, took off the two Type 56 semi-automatic rifles hanging on the wall one by one, and slung them on his shoulders one after another.
Then, Zhao Youcai quietly exited Zhao Jun's room and carefully closed the door.
At this time, Zhao Jun was still asleep.
Zhao Youcai came out of the house and closed the door. The dogs in the yard poked their heads out of their dens and looked at Zhao Youcai.
Zhao Youcai ignored them and went around to the back of the house. At this time, half of the backyard was a vegetable garden, and the other half was a roe deer shed, a sheep pen, and a chicken coop.
Seeing someone coming, the poultry and livestock all turned their attention to Zhao Youcai. Seeing that he was an acquaintance, they became quiet again.
Zhao Youcai took out the flashlight from his shoulder pocket and walked to the edge of the vegetable garden with the flashlight on. After squatting down, he looked around cautiously. When the flashlight beam swept across, Zhao Youcai saw that only chickens, sheep, and roe deer were looking at him. Then he felt relieved and reached out to dig out the soil beside his feet.
Then, Zhao Youcai stood up, took out a small roll of moss from his trouser pocket, and gently unfolded it to reveal a small ginseng seedling inside.
Zhao Youcai held the reed head and lifted up the small twister. When he placed it in the soil, he unfolded all the ginseng tendons and laid it horizontally in the soil.
Then, Zhao Youcai grabbed the soil and covered the ginseng with two layers of thin soil before getting up and returning to the front yard.
When he arrived at the front yard, Zhao Youcai already had a rope in his hand. He walked to Erhei's kennel, and Erhei came out of the kennel.
After recuperating for so long, Erhei's injuries have healed. He is very close to Zhao Youcai and pounces on Zhao Youcai as soon as he comes out. But Zhao Youcai hurriedly put the rope around Erhei's neck and led Erhei out of the house.
After coming out of the courtyard gate, Zhao Youcai didn't go far. After a while, Li Dayong also came out holding Dahuang.
The two brothers each carried a gun and each led a dog, walking all the way to Yong'an Middle School!
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