The whole mountain is my hunting ground

If it is described according to fantasy novels, tonight is the birth of the fourth magic weapon of the Zhang family - the Badger Fork.

At this time, the fork was pinned to the badger's neck, and the badger's head was folded up.

The back teeth of this two-pronged fork pressed down on the badger's neck, while the upper teeth pressed upward against the badger's lower jaw. The badger couldn't even open its mouth.

Looking at Zhang Yuanmin again, he twisted his arms and heard a bang. The badger's Tianling Cap was placed on his neck, and the badger's nose touched the base of his neck.

This badger died instantly.

No matter how thick-skinned and thick-skinned you are, you should die if your neck is broken, right?

"Holy shit!" Zhao Jun was shocked when he saw this, and hurriedly stepped forward to take a look at the dead badger, and then looked back at Zhang Yuanmin in surprise.

At this time, the two of them were very close. Under the flashlight, Zhang Yuanmin raised the corners of his eyes and eyebrows at Zhao Jun. Although he didn't say a word, Zhao Jun understood what he meant.

Zhao Jun gave Zhang Yuanmin a thumbs up and said, "Brother, you are awesome."

"Haha." Zhang Yuanmin raised his little neck and said with a chuckle: "Brother, how are you? Can your big brother do this badger fork?"

"Ouch!" Zhao Jun suddenly exclaimed, which shocked Zhang Yuanmin.

But I heard Zhao Jun say: "Brother, I know why your thing is called badger stew fork. With this, our family can stew badger meat every day."

Zhang Yuanmin: "..."

This time it was Zhao Jun who silenced Zhang Yuanmin.

Zhang Yuanmin didn't say anything at first. He silently went over and grabbed the back of the badger's neck, then drove Erhei and Heilong away. After Badger Zi was in his hand, Zhang Yuanmin turned around and asked Zhao Jun: "Brother, have you read "The Romance of the Gods"?"

"No." Zhao Jun held the bitten green dragon and comforted it while saying to Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, I never read villain books."

Zhang Yuanmin curled his lips and said helplessly: "I'm not a stewer."

"Ah?" Zhao Jun frowned and asked doubtfully, "Which stew is that?"

At this moment, hearing the sound of "ouch" in the distance, Zhang Yuanmin hurriedly said to Zhao Jun: "Brother, you can disembowel this badger and come back as soon as someone comes!"

"No need!" Zhao Jun waved his hand and said, "Brother, go quickly. I will come find you in a while!"

There is no way. If someone is armed with a sharp weapon, you can't let someone do the rough work of disemboweling someone and bleeding them.

Zhang Yuanmin was not polite and took Erhei to help Black Tiger. The Qinglong and the Black Dragon have always stayed with Zhao Jun.

After Zhao Jun disemboweled the badger and bled him out, he took the sack dropped by Zhang Yuanmin, put the badger inside, and then wiped his dirty hands on Qinglong's body.

At this time, in the southeast direction of Zhao Jun, about two hundred meters away, was Liu Mei's family's corn field.

Liu Mei's mother is a women's director and her father is a teacher. In Yong'an Forest District, there are not many literate people, and few can even finish junior high school. But here, teachers are particularly respected.

People in Yong'an Forest District believe that beating and scolding teachers is the same as beating and scolding parents, which is something only animals do.

Therefore, even more than ten or twenty years ago, no one in Yong'an Forest District had trouble with Teacher.

Just like the autumn harvest, the work in Liu Mei's fields was not done by Li Ruhai, but by Teacher Liu's students and their parents.

Their corn poles were all chopped off, and they were tied together into a bundle. They were all bundled together and stood in the sun.

These corn stalks were already dried in the sun when the weather was nice a while ago. Liu Mei’s mother said they should burn it and return it to the fields, but Teacher Liu said it was better to leave it in the fields. When someone comes to herd the cattle in winter, the cattle can still be eaten.

There is no feed these days, let alone feeding grain to the cattle. In winter, the big cowherds will drive the cows out and let the cows find some mugwort, tree slivers and other things to eat.

If there are corn leaves in the ground, it would be great for cattle in winter.

This is what happens to the oxen that pull carts, even twenty or thirty years later, when Zhao Jun is reborn. The cattle here still live like this in winter. Those who can eat feed and bean cakes must be cows that can bring benefits to people.

Teacher Liu is kind-hearted and willing to make things convenient for others. Therefore, even if his land is cleared, those corn poles are still piled in the southeast corner of his land.

And in the Liu family's two acres of open space, the black tiger was chasing a big badger at full speed.

This badger is not small, but unlike other badgers, it is not only skinny, but also has no hair on its back!

This is a dirt bike.

Before hibernating, badgers will "decorate" their caves, dig out a large amount of soil, and transport it to a distant pile to pile it up.

They are good at digging, but when it comes to transporting the excavated soil, it is a troublesome thing.

So, there were dirt carts.

Some people say that a dirt bike is a raccoon dog. But raccoons live in badger holes, and they sneak in most of the time in winter when the badgers are hibernating.

And the real dirt bikes are mostly the ones with the lowest status among this group of badgers.

The so-called earth carts, as the name suggests, are used to transport earth. The badger acts as a dirt cart, lying flat in the cave and letting other badgers pile soil on its belly, and then another badger holds the tail of the dirt cart in its mouth and pulls it out of the cave.

In this way, the earth truck had to be dragged with its back down by its companions to the place where the earth was unloaded. Then, the two badgers walked back together. After entering the cave, the dirt truck continued to lie down.

Those who pull a dirt cart can change shifts, but there is only one dirt cart. When all the dirt in the hole is removed, not only is there no hair on the back of the dirt cart, but the skin on the back is worn out.

Scrubbed, scabbed, scraped again...

The life of a dirt bike is miserable.

The key is, once you are a dirt bike, you will always be a dirt bike.

As long as this badger doesn't die, it will still be a dirt bike next year. Even if it is teamed up with other badgers, they still use it as a dirt cart.

This dirt cart was also frustrated. It had been hauling dirt since the beginning of autumn. It was finally okay this time. I was looking for something to eat, but I didn't expect to meet a black tiger.

When the black tiger pounced on the badger, as the black tiger turned around quickly, the badger and the dog turned around at the same time!

The badger turned around suddenly, wanting to fight the black tiger, but when he looked back, he was confused!

Where is the dog?

The dog that bit it is gone.

Badger stood up and turned around to take a closer look. He saw a big dark guy standing not far away, about one and a half meters away from him. Its dog eyes were glowing in the darkness.

The badger didn't know why the black tiger didn't fight with him, but when he saw the black tiger retreating, he thought the black tiger was afraid of him.

This badger, if you want to break it down, is a dog badger, somewhat related to the "flat-headed brother" honey badger, and has quite a fierce personality.

At this time, it felt that it had scared the black tiger away before it even opened its mouth. It immediately became confident and turned around and rushed towards the black tiger.

When the badger approached the black tiger, it wanted to jump up and take a bite out of the black tiger, but before the badger could get up, the black tiger stretched out its good front paw and pressed the badger down. Press down hard on the back of the head.

Badger's chin hit the ground, his whole body was shaken suddenly, and he couldn't help but feel a little confused for a moment.

The black tiger suppressed the badger with one blow, but its other front leg was injured. When this front leg pressed the badger, it became a little unsteady.

The black tiger retracted his claws and walked around behind the badger. As soon as the badger came back to his senses, he felt that the pressure on his body had disappeared, and he suddenly became energetic.

However, this badger, who has been bullied all year round, knows the current affairs. Feeling that he was no match, he immediately wanted to run away.

But at this moment, the black tiger came behind it and looked at the badger's hairless back with disgust. The black tiger grabbed the back of the badger's neck.

Then, the black tiger's two hind legs exerted force, and the front body suddenly lifted up. As the black tiger stood up, it flicked its head upward.

At this time, the badger's back was facing the black tiger, his neck was held by the black tiger, and his whole lower body was up like a swing.

At this time, Black Tiger let go and saw the badger in mid-air, with its butt upwards and its head downwards.

And it's still going up, and it's still turning.

When the badger turned his head upward, he saw the moon in the sky. Today is not a full moon, but a crescent moon hangs in the sky.

Immediately afterwards, the badger, which had turned 360 degrees, was still pointing upwards and still turning.

At this time, it is lying on its belly in mid-air.

It's too late, but it's soon.

In the blink of an eye, the badger spun three times in mid-air. For these two seconds, Badger was completely confused.

Three laps have passed, and the badger has reached the highest point above the ground in its life.

The badger paused slightly and fell straight down!

Isn't there such an experiment?

A person stretches out his hands and lets a kitten lie belly up on his hands. After suddenly taking his hands away, the kitten will land smoothly on all four paws.

The badger turned a thousand and eighty degrees in the air, and landed on all four paws. It was just shaken, and its head felt dizzy.

Its head was almost on the ground, and its small eyes were scanning around, trying to see where the big black cripple, who was worse than his own kind, was.

Of course it couldn't see it, and the black tiger was behind it at this time.

The black tiger stepped forward, bit the back of the badger's neck, and threw it upward again.

Badger spun around and broke the ground clearance record he had just set, but soon fell to the ground again.

Still on the ground with four paws, because it fell so fast, Black Tiger didn't even see how this guy adjusted in mid-air.

When it landed, the badger was even more stunned. It shook its head suddenly, stretched up its limbs and wanted to run. But the next second, the back of the neck was grabbed by the black tiger again.

Zhao Jun's food has been good recently, and Black Tiger has eaten a lot of delicious food. Zhao Hong secretly feeds it Wang Meilan's fried pancakes. Zhao Hong finished feeding, and Zhao Na continued to feed secretly.

If it were another dog, after eating so much oil and water, it would become greedy, and if it eats bad food, it would even stop eating.

But the black tiger is different. It can eat fat meat and fried cakes, as well as potatoes and melons. No matter what food is given to it, except for the few days when it follows the bear's butt, the black tiger never has anything left to eat.

In addition, this dog has been running around all day long, and has developed a body of sinews and muscles. Its body shape and weight are comparable to those of a fat man. It can be said that it is a body of brute strength.

When it threw the badger up for the third time, the dirt cart reached the peak of the badger's life.

This time it fell again, and Badger couldn't control his body. He landed sideways, causing him to bounce on the ground. When he was stable, he wanted to get up but found that his legs were weak.

Black Tiger took a step forward and wanted to play again, but he heard a loud shout from the distance: "Hey!"

Zhang Yuanmin has arrived!

He held the badger's fork in one hand and a flashlight in the other, running towards the black tiger with small steps.

Originally, he brought Er Hei with him, but Er Hei seemed to have discovered something halfway along the way and ran off to who knows where.

When Heihu looked at Zhang Yuanmin, the badger stood up tremblingly, but his right two legs seemed to have been damaged by the fall, and they were in excruciating pain before he even took two steps.

I can't even walk, let alone run!

At this time, Zhang Yuanmin came closer, flashing his flashlight forward, the badger's fork poked out, and the two teeth penetrated into the soil from both sides of the badger's neck.

In this way, the badger was directly nailed to the ground. At this time, the badger put his paws on the ground and tried to pull his head out of the fork.

The badger's head was not much thicker than his neck. Seeing that the badger was about to pull his head out, Zhang Yuanmin pulled out the fork and struck back with the fork head, hitting the badger's head.

If hit with a stick, the badger could still struggle for a while, but the head of the fork is welded with steel bars, short and thick, and it is quite powerful to swing.

With this blow, the badger's body fell to pieces on the ground and died immediately.

"Ouch! Ouch!" Seeing that Badger was dead, Black Tiger lay down on the ground, looked at Zhang Yuanmin and wagged his tail.

Zhang Yuanmin thrust the fork to his side, squatted next to Badger's body, put the flashlight on the ground, and then pulled out a knife to disembowel Badger.

Zhang Yuanmin opened his belly, inserted the tip of the knife, and pulled the skin on the belly with one hand to separate the belly from the internal organs, saving the knife from slicing the internal organs.

This is not because I want to keep the badger's internal organs, but because I am afraid that the intestines will be scratched, which will make the stomach full of feces, which will be difficult to clean up later.

After the knife cut open the badger's chest, Zhang Yuanmin used the knife to cut off the trachea, took out all the badger's internal organs, and then carried it to Black Tiger and put it down.

Black Tiger lowered his head and smelled it, then stood up and left.

Zhang Yuanmin ignored Black Tiger and carried the badger son to find Zhao Jun. But they didn't go far when they saw Zhao Jun walking towards here with Qinglong, Heilong and Erhei carrying a sack.

"Brother!" Zhang Yuanmin lifted the badger, and Zhao Jun put the sack on his shoulder. Zhang Yuanmin went over and pulled the mouth of the sack and shined his flashlight inside, only to find three badgers inside.

Before Zhang Yuanmin could ask, Zhao Jun said, "Erhei just caught another one."

"Tsk!" Zhang Yuanmin smacked his lips and smiled at Zhao Jun: "Brother, you are just a bunch of dogs. You can make a fortune by catching badgers, skinning them and selling them every day."

Zhao Jun smiled when he heard this and leaned down to touch Qinglong's dog head.

…

At this time, Zhao Jun's home.

Wang Meilan sent Li Dayong out of the outhouse. When Li Dayong pushed the door open, Wang Meilan said: "Dayong, stop beating the child. That's almost enough."

"Yeah." Li Dayong waved his hand and said, "Sister-in-law, please don't send me off. Go back to the house."

After saying that, Li Dayong left.

When Wang Meilan turned around and returned to the back room, she saw that Zhao Youcai was already picking up the table.

It was already past ten o'clock. Zhao Hong and Zhao Na were young and couldn't hold on any longer. Wang Meilan had already arranged to sleep in the West Room. Xunxiang waited until the drinking party between the old brothers was over, and then he would be brought back to sleep by the two little girls.

Seeing Wang Meilan enter the room, Zhao Youcai raised his head and smiled at Wang Meilan, hiding his panic with a smile.

"Lan Na." Zhao Youcai realized that smiling was useless, so he said to Wang Meilan, "Let me clean it up for you."

"Then clean it up." Wang Meilan heard this and sat sideways on the edge of the kang. Then she raised her hand and pointed to the floor of the outer room and said, "I have washed all the dishes we made. Only you and Dayong didn't wash them. Go ahead and brush it."

Zhao Youcai: "..."