The whole mountain is my hunting ground

Zhao Youcai has a special hobby, that is, he likes to raise dogs with a touch of color (mà) and (sǎ), and then sort these dogs by size.

Like the previous batch of Rhubarb dogs, there were not only Rhubarb, but also two and three yellows.

As time went on, Zhao Youcai also raised a group of flower dogs and named them Dahua, Erhua, and Sanhua.

These flowers were not a litter, but just two males and two females. Within a few years, Zhao Youcai gave birth to five litters of puppies.

The first three litters of puppies followed their parents down the line. But they were all lined up to the tenth flower, and the lower ones were called the eleventh flower and the twelve flower. Zhao Youcai felt that it was inconvenient to shout.

It happened that the puppies in the two litters were relatively stupid, so Zhao Youcai called them Dasha, Second Silly, Third Silly, and Fourth Silly.

He gave the puppy such a name, which aroused Wang Meilan's protest. Wang Meilan said that the elders said that you should not scold dogs, and scolding dogs is not good.

But Zhao Youcai refused to listen, until that year a notice was posted under the Yongan Forest Farm, asking gunners from all walks of life to hunt a five-hundred-pound black bear king.

The black bear at Zhao Jun's house is considered big at four hundred pounds. By the time Lao Qiu comes, the black bear that has been harvested for autumn fat weighs only more than 400 kilograms.

Black bears that can weigh up to 500 kilograms are rare, comparable to the Bear Overlord and the Boar God.

But that year, there was such a black bear king. It was doing evil in Heixiazigou, hurting people and dogs from south to north.

Qin Qiang's father, Qin Dajiang, was also a very famous figure back then. To be honest, Qin Dajiang and Zhao Youcai were still brothers.

At that time, Qin Dajiang led people and dogs to surround the Bear King, but in the end the dog was killed and the man injured. And that battle also broke Qin Dajiang's courage, and from then on he switched to Xiaowei.

After Qin Dajiang, several groups of besiegers went to hunt bears. However, the mountains on both sides of Heixiazizi Valley were dangerous and there were many miscellaneous trees in the ditch and ponds, making it difficult for humans and dogs to walk. Black bears have a good sense of smell and can smell the scent of people and dogs from a long distance away.

After several groups of besiegers all failed, the forest farm increased the bonus and attracted some experts.

Thinking back to the time when Xu Changlin was in his prime, he was not considered decrepit. Zhao Youcai even took a few days off at the forest farm and took Li Dayong and Wang Qiang with him.

There is also Huang Gui, who came from Lingnan to visit relatives and came to join the war with a gun and a dog.

To facilitate their movement, the forest farm set up a resettlement site in Lengchang near Heixiazigou. They also prepared supplies for them and sent a cook to take care of them.

And this cook is Zhang Zhanshan. Zhang Zhanshan was there, not only responsible for cooking for people, but also feeding the dogs every day.

Normally, a group of gentlemen would get together and just talk and laugh. But when these people get together, it turns into fighting and making trouble.

Fortunately, during the day, the hunters went out to look for traces of the Black Bear King. But in the evening everyone returned to the shack and started bragging after drinking.

While drinking one day, Xu Changlin, the eldest, mentioned the beards on the mountain. Widow Wang and Li Dayan were all famous men who sacrificed their lives for the nation one by one.

At that time, Xu Changlin said that his marksmanship was as good as a god, and he used to be known as the master gunner Xu Pao. Unexpectedly, Zhang Zhanshan retorted, saying that Xu Changlin had fired a cannon. He also said that he had heard from Li Ruhai before that Xu Changlin went up the mountain and found a group of roe deer, and then fired twelve shots in a row, all the bullets were used up, and no roe deer was hit.

The roe deer, on the other hand, has strong nerves. When the bullets did not fall around them, the roe deer, which only heard the sound, did not run away, but only looked around.

It is said that after Xu Changlin fired twelve shots, the three roe deer all looked at him thirty meters away.

Then, Zhang Zhanshan gave Xu Changlin a nickname, Explosive Gun Xu Pao!

The meaning of the explosive rod in Dawei is similar to that of the explosive rod in fishing. In fishing, it is said that the rod explodes, but it is said that the fish is too big and the rod is broken. And to shoot the blasting rod in Weili means to shoot out the bullets in the barrel of the gun, but nothing will be hit.

This person likes to make noise and watch the fun when others are not talking about him.

After hearing Zhang Zhanshan give Xu Changlin such a nickname, Zhao Youcai and the others burst into laughter. Xu Changlin was so angry that he cursed and kept greeting Zhang Zhanshan's parents.

When these people had laughed enough, Huang Gui said that he was good at knife hunting and drank the blood of countless cannon eggs with a knife. He asked these people to call him Huang Dao Wang, which means the king of knife hunting.

After getting along with each other for a few days, these people all knew Huang Gui's temper. To put it nicely, it is acidic and small-faced. To put it bluntly, he has a donkey temper.

Therefore, Zhang Zhanshan suggested on the spot that he might as well call you Huang Donkey!

When Huang Gui heard this, he was furious. He got up and chased Zhang Zhanshan. Taking advantage of Zhang Zhanshan's absence, Zhao Youcai said that he had heard from Li Dayong that in ancient times there was a general with a white horse, and all his soldiers rode white horses. And he is surrounded by flower dogs, and each of the four flower dogs is good at fighting. From now on, his nickname will be called Zhao Pao, the flower dog!

But at this moment, Zhang Zhanshan, who was running back from a circle, suddenly interjected: "Aren't your dogs called Dasha, Ersi, Sansi, and Sisi? What else do you call the flower dog Zhao Pao? I think it should be called Silly Dog Zhao Pao!"

Who is Zhao Youcai? He said on the spot that Zhang Zhanshan's wife Xu Meihua had an affair with Wang Dalong's father. Zhang Zhanshan was a bastard and should be called Zhang Bastard!

Xu Changlin and Huang Gui, who were nicknamed by Zhang Zhanshan, applauded when they heard it.

From then on, the nicknames of these four people were fixed. But Xu Changlin is getting older, and the younger people in the village are not happy to take advantage of the old man, so they still call him Xu Pao or Xu Pao.

Huang Guize lives in Lingnan, and when he returns home, he calls him Huang Lao. As for Zhao Youcai, compared to the tongue-twisting silly dog ​​Zhao Pao, his nickname "Er Gudong" is more popular among people.

Therefore, only the congratulatory name Zhang Wangba was spread. Of course, the encouragement of Zhao Youcai and his gang is indispensable.

But now, Xu Changlin is old and Zhang Zhanshan is no longer here.

Zhao Youcai and Huang Gui were left sitting at the wine table, while the former witnesses Li Dayong and Wang Qiang watched this scene with laughter.

Men, it doesn't hurt to give each other nicknames and talk and laugh. It would be nice to have a fight and sit down and have a drink together!

This group of people drank until nearly eleven o'clock in the evening. Zhao Jun, Li Baoyu, and Jie Chen finally sent Wang Qiang, Zhang Yuanmin, and Lin Xiangshun home.

By the time I got back to the house and lay down, it was almost twelve o'clock.

Jie Chen, who got into bed, suddenly said to Zhao Jun: "Brother Jun, I really want to move to our village."

"Ah..." Zhao Jun responded and said, "Let's wait until we get to your house and ask what the family means. Let's talk about it after that."

Zhao Jun had also been tired for a day and wanted to have a good sleep at this time. As for cleaning up the matter, leave it to his mother and his eldest brother.

By the way, Zhao Jun remembers that Xie Zhong’s wife is also a powerful person! Moreover, Jie Chen is the eldest son of the family, and he is eight years younger than Jie Zhong. When his sister-in-law got married, Jie Chen was only eleven years old. His sister-in-law regarded him as her own son.

And that old lady is not a fuel-efficient lamp either. It is estimated that Jie Chen will be beaten if he is not good at it.

Zhao Jun couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth as he thought about it, but at this moment he heard Jie Chen say: "Well... I'm not looking for a wife or a job. If I don't look for a wife or a job, I also want to move here. .”

"What?" Zhao Jun was stunned by what he said, frowned and asked: "Are you moving here? Then where is your home..."

What Zhao Jun wants to ask is, if you want to move here, what will happen to your relatives, friends, interpersonal relationships, and favors in your hometown?

"Ah! That's okay." Jie Chen said nonchalantly: "I've spent enough time in that village. I work in the fields all year round and fool around in my free time. Since last year, my eldest brother has been raising money. Buying such a car gives me something to do!"

Speaking of this, Jie Chen, who was lying down, suddenly sat up, then looked at Zhao Jun and said, "Brother Jun, our village is so nice. If I stay here with you, I think my day will be interesting. Yes. If there is a shift, I will go. If there is no shift, I will go up the mountain to fight. If you go to work, I will go with Brother Zhang and me."

"You... you and him?" Zhao Jun was speechless, thinking that if you two go to fight the siege, either he won't come back, or you won't come back, or neither of you will come back.

"Ah!" Jie Chen nodded and said, "We usually fight in big sieges. If nothing happens, we can make a lot of money in a year."

"Okay, okay!" Zhao Jun felt his head was pounding, so he stopped Jie Chen and said, "Don't tell me about this. Go home and talk to my aunt."

At this point, Zhao Jun realized what his minister wanted to say, and hurriedly pointed behind him and said: "Go to sleep quickly, don't wake me up by Brother Huang."

"Then... okay." Jie Chen lay down with some reluctance and covered himself with the quilt. But Zhao Jun here suddenly remembered something and reminded himself in his heart that when he got up tomorrow morning, he would have to find an opportunity to ask Zhao Youcai for money.

Just when he thought of this, Zhao Jun faintly heard Jie Chen's snoring coming from beside him.

Zhao Jun: "Oh my God!"

…

The next morning, around three o'clock. When the rooster crows behind Zhao Jun's house, Huang Gui wakes up.

But after the hangover, he felt a little uncomfortable, so Huang Gui lay on the kang and closed his eyes to rest.

In the east room, Zhao Youcai also woke up. When he opened his eyes, he saw that the quilt next to him was lifted and Wang Meilan was not on the kang.

Zhao Youcai raised his head and looked at the ground. He immediately got excited and sat up from the kang. He shouted, "What are you doing?"

At this time, Wang Meilan was taking out a wad of money from Zhao Youcai's pocket hanging on the wall. These were the four hundred dollars that Han Daming gave to Zhao Youcai yesterday!

And Wang Meilan was holding a handful of change in her hand holding the clothes.

Wang Meilan, who was suddenly startled, turned around and said angrily: "Why are you making such a noise? You scared me..."

At this point, Wang Meilan felt a little guilty and quickly changed her words: "What should you do if you wake up the child by frightening him?"

In order to protect his personal property, Zhao Youcai got down from the kang and asked, "What are you doing with my money?"

"Money..." Wang Meilan glanced at the money in her hand and smiled: "Don't you agree to give it to your son for his wedding?"

With that said, Wang Meilan was about to stuff the money into her pocket.

But Zhao Youcai pointed to her other clenched hand and asked, "Where is the change?"

"Ah?" Wang Meilan was startled, then smiled and said: "Change... I don't want any change."

After saying that, Wang Meilan stuffed the four hundred yuan into her pocket, spread out her other hand, and put the seven or eight yuan into Zhao Youcai's pocket.

"Haha..." Wang Meilan smiled at Zhao Youcai and said, "What are you doing up so early? You drank a lot last night, so you can sleep a little longer."

Zhao Youcai pinched Wang Meilan's eyes and said angrily: "I won't sleep anymore!"

"Look, you're still angry." Wang Meilan said with a smile: "They called you stupid Zhao Pao yesterday, but you're not even angry!"

"What?" Zhao Youcai's eyes widened when he heard this. He raised his head and slowly recalled, vaguely remembering that there seemed to be such a thing.

"This big yellow donkey!" Zhao Youcai scolded: "He talks like Li Ruhai!"

When he said this, Zhao Youcai was secretly glad that Li Ruhai didn't stay home yesterday, otherwise he would have been in big trouble!

"Hey? His dad." At this time, Wang Meilan asked Zhao Youcai, "Brother, why do you call him Huang Donkey? Does his family raise a lot of donkeys?"

"What kind of donkey are you raising?" Zhao Youcai shouted in a low voice: "He has a bad donkey nature and will urinate all day long!"

"That guy doesn't look like him!" Wang Meilan tilted her head and pondered, and said, "It seems that he talks and acts very well. He said that if our son comes to his house, he will kill the donkey for our son."

"You know how to kill donkeys!" Zhao Youcai said angrily: "I think you look like a donkey... Oops!"

Before he finished speaking, Zhao Youcai's arm was pinched by Wang Meilan. Zhao Youcai didn't dare to say anything more. He put on his clothes and trousers and prepared to go out to the latrine.

At this moment, Huang Gui from the next door room came out first and went to the latrine. As Huang Gui got up, Zhao Jun and Jie Chen also got up.

When Zhao Jun got dressed and came out to wash his face, Zhao Youcai walked unsteadily out the door. Zhao Jun saw him coming out and wiped his face randomly with his hands.

At the door of the hut, Zhao Youcai and Huang Gui passed each other and said hello. When Huang Gui arrived at the door of his house, he said something to Zhao Jun who came out of the house to chase Zhao Youcai.

When Zhao Jun chased him to the entrance of the courtyard, Zhao Youcai had already entered the hut. So, Zhao Jun waited outside.

It's a coincidence that these two men always study things outside the hut. Because of Hualong, Zhao Youcai extorted money from Zhao Jun outside the hut. There is also research on carrying ginseng up the mountain, also outside this hut.

But today it was the other way around, it was Zhao Jun who was waiting for Zhao Youcai.

After a while, Zhao Youcai came out of the hut while tying the rope around his waist.

Seeing Zhao Jun outside, Zhao Youcai said nothing but walked into the yard.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Jun stopped Zhao Youcai and said, "Dad, please wait a moment."

"What?" Zhao Youcai glanced sideways at Zhao Jun and asked, "What happened?"

It was really hard to say this, but Zhao Jun could only bite the bullet and said to Zhao Youcai: "Did my brother-in-law give you two hundred yuan?"

"Huh?" Zhao Youcai's heart trembled, thinking that this guy is going to steal his father's business? What the hell is this? This kid only recognizes money and doesn't recognize his father?

Thinking of this, Zhao Youcai replied very dissatisfied: "You gave it to me, why?"

Zhao Jun was stunned for a moment, thinking to himself, if you take my money, what are you going to do? I think if it weren't for my dad, I would have hurt him a lot. How dare this person ask for any money? That was given to me by my eldest sister and my mother-in-law. If you even dare to part with this money, people will laugh at you if you tell me about it. Isn’t this a shame?

"Dad." Zhao Jun said patiently and kindly: "That money... you have to give it to me."

"Here you go!" Zhao Youcai became anxious all of a sudden, and shouted immediately: "Don't you think you're being mean? How dare you ask for any money?"

Zhao Jun: "..."

It's late again, it's even later today, my god, I'm so worried about it, I don't have anyone coming every day... Nothing happened when I came, it's just something that nothing can be said about, his cousin's family, his children, his wife's family, his mother-in-law's family I don’t know anything about it...

It won’t be too late to update tonight, at 12 o’clock