The whole mountain is my hunting ground

Zhao Jun, Zhang Yuanmin, and Jie Chen worked on the mountain for nearly two hours, and finally captured the foot according to Zhao Jun's instructions.

Zhao Jun checked back and forth again before he and the two of them took their things and went down the mountain.

"Brother!" When he waited in front of the car, Zhang Yuanmin threw the sack, empty bucket, and big ax onto the trunk of the car, and then asked Zhao Jun, "Are we going back right now?"

"Then what else are you doing?" Zhao Jun looked at Zhang Yuanmin and asked him.

"Where should we go for a walk?" Zhang Yuanmin looked around, then moved closer to Zhao Jun, and said: "In the morning, before dinner, I chatted with your sister-in-law and your eldest niece, saying that we will roast roe deer tomorrow. . If you ask me, if we don’t take off our whole roe deer, we’ll cut off the waist and thread it into skewers. After that, we’ll put the rest on the rack and grill it.”

"Ah..." Zhao Jun understood as soon as he heard it. What Zhang Yuanmin was talking about was nothing more than a way to eat roasted whole lamb. Moreover, this must have been "secretly" communicated to him by his father.

At this time, Zhang Yuanmin gestured and said: "Brother, if you say yes, I will be a support when I go back today. I will remove the head and hooves of the roe deer, and spread out the four legs and ribs."

After finishing the two ends of the support, I asked Kabala to put a fire on it. On one end, I will shape it into the shape of a well windlass. Let's turn this side around and flip it back and forth to bake it. It will be sizzling and oily, so it will be fragrant! "

"Huh?" Zhao Jun smiled and said to Jie Chen when he heard this: "Don't say anything, I'm really a little greedy after listening to our elder brother."

"Haha." Jie Chen laughed dryly, thinking that if you are so mean, my mother won't take you away tomorrow!

"Huh?" Zhao Jun suddenly thought about something and asked Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, just roast roe deer, why are you still wandering around?"

Zhang Yuanmin smiled when he heard this and said, "Isn't that right? After I said this, your eldest niece said that she listened to their teacher and put a big paste on the chicken, then put it on the fire and burned it. Once the mud shell is smashed on the outside, the chicken inside becomes very fragrant."

"Is there such a thing to eat?" Jie Chen asked in surprise. Zhang Yuanmin smiled and said, "Brother, what do you think this is called?"

Zhao Jun smiled and said nothing, but Jie Chen shook his head. Zhang Yuanmin said: "Ling Dang and the other teachers said this is a beggar's chicken. They used to eat it like this when they were beggars."

"You can pull him down!" As soon as Zhang Yuanmin finished speaking, Jie Chen waved his hand with a smile and said, "Brother, look at which beggar can roast chicken."

Zhang Yuanmin was startled, and then he laughed in unison with Zhao Jun.

After laughing, Zhang Yuanmin continued: "We're not talking about begging for rice. Let's talk about how to eat it. I think it's OK. The chicken is wrapped in mud and thrown into the fire to roast. The meat inside is not burnt at all. .”

As he spoke, Zhang Yuanmin looked around and said, "But I wonder how many chickens we can eat if there are so many people in our family? Where can the three of us get some half-and-half chickens?"

"Brother, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Zhao Jun frowned and said, "You had to tell me earlier, should I ask someone to borrow a No. 16 tree? You just said it now, this semi-automatic can't beat the sand-and-half chicken!"

A semi-automatic gun shoots 7.62mm bullets. With one shot, Shabanji will be shot to pieces.

Therefore, if you want to hunt small animals such as sand chickens or gray-skinned animals, you must use a No. 16 shotgun. And the bullet casing can only be filled with gun sand.

"Brother, why did you borrow No. 16?" Zhang Yuanmin said, "I have it here!"

"You can pull him down." Zhao Jun hurriedly held Zhang Yuanmin's hand that was about to pick up the gun and said, "Brother, please stop taking it, your gun won't work."

"What?" Zhang Yuanmin's eyes widened when he heard this. He shook his shoulder and grabbed the gun.

Zhang Yuanmin held the gun in front of him with both hands and asked Zhao Jun: "Brother, my gun doesn't work well?"

After Zhang Yuanmin asked, he saw Zhao Jun nodding and said loudly: "Didn't you poke me last time?"

"Oh..." Zhao Jun glanced at Zhang Yuanmin and said, "Brother, you were so young last time. Did I change the spring for you?"

Zhang Yuanmin glanced at the gun in his palm, then raised his head and stared at Zhao Jun, asking: "Yeah, what happened after replacing the spring? Is it still not working?"

"Haha, alas!" Zhao Jun said with a smile: "My big brother, you don't even know what's wrong with your gun, so why are you trying to encircle it?"

"I..." Zhang Yuanmin was speechless by what Zhao Jun said. He smiled and said, "I usually go up the mountain with you, so there is no need for me to shoot!"

At this time, Jie Chen took the gun from Zhang Yuanmin's hand, picked it up and took a look in the distance.

Then, Jie Chen put away his gun and looked at Zhao Jun curiously, saying, "Brother Jun, what's wrong with this gun?"

"Can you tell just by looking at it?" Zhao Jun raised his hand and pointed his index finger towards the gun star, saying: "Grab this gun."

"Ah?" Zhang Yuanmin was shocked when he heard this. He snatched the gun from Jie Chen's hand and also took a look at the tree head in the distance.

"Hey!" Zhao Jun felt something was wrong, so he quickly stopped Zhang Yuanmin and said, "Brother, don't shoot. If you shoot again, you will scare the roe deer nearby. We will be busy all day long."

Hearing what Zhao Jun said, Zhang Yuanmin put down his gun, turned to look at Zhao Jun and asked, "Brother, how much is this gun for?"

"I didn't have a game that day." Zhao Jun said: "Anyway, if you hit an object 20 meters away, it has to grab such a big piece."

At the end of the sentence, Zhao Jun used his right thumb and index finger to mark a distance of about two or three centimeters.

"Is there such a big difference?" Zhang Yuanmin glanced at him in surprise, and then said: "I said, why can't I hit anything? It took me a long time to use the gun!"

Speaking of this, Zhang Yuanmin asked Zhao Jun again: "Brother, why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"Oh!" Zhao Jun seemed to be sighing, but he said with a smile: "My sister-in-law won't let me do it for you. She said that a lame donkey is worthy of being shaved. If you can't do it, you can't do it. If you have to do it, you can't say it." What's the matter?"

"Hahaha..." Hearing Zhao Jun's words, Jie Chen burst into laughter, but Zhang Yuanmin cursed: "This prodigal bitch! I said I can't fight anything. If it weren't for her, I would be Isn’t it time to beat the blind man?”

"Okay, okay!" Upon hearing that Zhang Yuanmin was going too far, Zhao Jun quickly stopped him and said: "Brother, please pull him down quickly, and you still beat the black blind man? You stabbed the black blind man yourself a few times, plus we are together When Dui'er went up the mountain, when did you hand over the gun to the blind man Qian'er when he was fighting a bear?"

"I..." Zhang Yuanmin was asked by Zhao Jun again.

Indeed, over the past year, Zhang Yuanmin had stabbed, chopped with an ax, and smashed with a chainsaw several times against a black bear, but he had never fired at a bear.

Seeing that Zhang Yuanmin didn't speak, Zhao Jun said again: "Brother, that time, that big black blind man came down the slope with a huff and a cry. I thought you could grab a gun and shoot him. Who would have thought that you would just let her sit down on her butt? .”

"Hahaha..." Jie Chen on the side laughed like a pig, but Zhang Yuanmin puffed up his cheeks and said to Zhao Jun: "Brother, please be careful and give me this gun, and I will I don’t believe that anymore!”

"Believe it or not." Zhao Jun saw Zhang Yuanmin wanted to attack and said hurriedly: "We have a semi-automatic in our hands now, what are you doing with it?"

Hearing what Zhao Jun said, Zhang Yuanmin felt that it made sense. In this mountain forest, apart from machine guns and mortars, the Type 56 semi-automatic is the top equipment. Isn't it much better than the No. 16 gun? If you encounter a black bear one day, give it a shot yourself!

Thinking of this, Zhang Yuanmin turned to Jie Chen and said, "Little brother, when we go up the mountain tomorrow, don't carry this semi-automatic on your back. Let my elder brother carry it."

"Hahaha!" Jie Chen said with a smile when he heard this: "Brother, you are so smart that you are not driving me away. Last time you even boasted to me, saying that you were a coward."

Jie Chen's words made both Zhao Jun and Zhang Yuanmin laugh. Zhang Yuanmin smiled and slapped Jie Chen on the shoulder, and then suddenly said: "Hey? What are we talking about? Why are you here? "

Zhao Jun chuckled and said, "I've been nagging my eldest niece to eat beggar's chicken. After that, do you want to eat half-and-half chicken?"

"Yes, yes." Zhang Yuanmin said: "Brother, then you have to pack the gun. I'll go back and fill in two sands."

"Brother, please stop feeding me that." Zhao Jun said, "Tomorrow we will come out from home in the morning, and when we get here we will pick up roe deer. When we are done, we have to return home immediately, and we have no time to catch sand-and-half chickens."

"That's right!" Zhang Yuanmin was right. The roe deer would not die after being stepped on, but they had to be tied up and transported home as soon as possible.

But at this time, Zhao Jun said to Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, please get up early tomorrow and make a few little foot muffs nestle in that small wire."

"Small foot muff?" Zhang Yuanmin was startled, then he clicked his eyes and asked, "How about a pheasant, brother? The meat of that thing is too thick, not as delicious as the half-and-half chicken."

"Don't make it so big. The nest is small." Zhao Jun said, "Just think you can trap the Shaban Chicken."

"What?" Zhang Yuanmin frowned, looked at Zhao Jun suspiciously, and said, "Brother, pheasants are not easy to trap, let alone sand-and-half chickens?"

As he spoke, Zhang Yuanmin gestured towards the mountain with his fingers and said: "How many traps do you have to do on such a big mountain? Besides, have you ever heard that you can trap a sand-and-half chicken?"

Zhang Yuanmin had never fought a major siege before he, Minister Li, and Li Erchen killed Heixiazicang. But he has a "family background" and is very good at teasing small things.

For example, when it comes to catching badgers, fish, and catching toads, potassium aluminum cyanate is not available, otherwise Zhang Yuanmin can use medicinal deer or medicinal pheasants.

Everything is animistic.

In other words, even mountain animals are not stupid.

Just talking about pheasants, if you want to treat them, you have to use soybeans to make medicinal beans in the soybean field. If you are in a bean field, you will have to use kidney beans for medicinal beans.

Otherwise, if you put kidney beans in the soybean field, the pheasant will not eat them no matter how hungry it is.

It is difficult to catch such a smart pheasant, even if you want to put a trap on it. Sometimes you can put a trap on it, but if the pheasant doesn't go from here, all your efforts will be in vain.

Compared with pheasants, sand chickens are relatively more dexterous.

This thing will not eat any beans or rice it is medicated with. For so many years, people have only shot the chickens with guns. They have just waited for the heavy snow to pass, and when the chickens are dazed, they can hunt them up the mountain with a fishing net.

As Zhao Jun said, this is unheard of and unseen.

"You don't need to adjust too much." Zhao Jun said to Zhang Yuanmin: "A group of five, brother, can you sleep in a group of ten?"

"Okay!" Seeing Zhao Jun's affirmative tone, Zhang Yuanmin readily agreed.

Others may not understand, but Zhang Yuanmin, Jie Chen, and Li Baoyu know Zhao Jun's abilities very well.

It's just a matter of improving and trapping. In the past, Zhao Jun had ensnared Huang Yezi and trapped a fierce tiger. This was the only ability in the siege team.

Therefore, let alone setting up a sand-and-half chicken, even if Zhao Jun said he wanted to use big claws, Zhang Yuanmin would have to work overnight to make the set!

"Let's go!" At this time, Zhao Jun waved to Zhang and Jie and said, "Let's go home."

Zhao Jun wanted to go back, mainly because he wanted to wait until he got home and take the time to see Ma Ling. I've been to Lingnan for half a month. I ate and drank when I came back yesterday. I had to go see my partner.

"Let's go!" Zhang Yuanmin followed Zhao Jun to the passenger seat. When he stopped outside the passenger seat, Jie Chen happened to pass by him.

At this moment, Zhang Yuanmin suddenly said to Jie Chen: "Brother, yesterday you said you wanted to go home. Now you have to leave with my aunt early in the morning. Are you all home now?"

Zhang Yuanmin said this just for free, and his words had no purpose.

But after listening to these two words, Jie Chen paused and remembered something.

When we arrived yesterday, Zhao Jun and Zhang Yuanmin were in the trunk, while he and Sun were in the carriage.

At that time, Mrs. Xie Sun said that she had to go home early today and ask Liu Lanying to prepare delicious food when she got home.

So Jie Chen thought, it doesn't matter if my mother changes her mind, Liu Lanying, who has communicated with her, doesn't know. I’m not going back now. My eldest brother and sister-in-law are not allowed to wait at home, right?

Jie Chen was brought up by Liu Lanying, and he knew Liu Lanying's temper very well. Mr. Xie Sun told Liu Lanying that he would have dinner at home at noon. If he didn't go back, his sister-in-law would have to die and wait.

"Oh my God!" Jie Chen shouted, hurriedly walked around the front of the car, and hurried over to get off the car.

"What's going on? Is this what it is?" Zhao Jun and Zhang Yuanmin felt something was wrong and hurriedly went to ask the judge.

The temperature in the mountains was below zero at this time, but Jiechen seemed to be sweating. After starting the car, Jie Chen drove back.

On the way back to Yong'an Tun, Jie Chen told Zhao Jun and Zhang Yuanmin about the matter. Zhang Yuanmin smiled and said, "Brother, Aunt Jie really doesn't want you to get married here."

"Okay, let's not talk about this for now." Zhao Jun said to Xie Chen: "When we enter the village later, call home first and tell brother and sister-in-law Xie. I won't wait until you have dinner, that's a trivial matter. The key point is We agreed to get home at noon, but if you don't go back, shouldn't Brother Xie and Sister-in-law Xie be worried about you? If I think about what happened to you while driving, how much trouble will they have at home? "

"That's not good!" Upon hearing this, Jie Chen quickly stepped on the accelerator and drove towards Yong'an.

The car entered the village and headed straight for the village as Zhao Jun said. When passing the small shop, I saw a group of people shouting and going from south to north.

Jiechen, who was about to turn east, had no choice but to stop the car temporarily. At this time, the three people in the car all blinked, with a bit of disbelief in their eyes.

There were thirteen or four people in that group, led by a man and a woman, an old man and a young man.

The younger one is Li Ruhai, and the older one is Jie Sun.

I saw Mrs. Jie Sun, with her waist bent and her legs hunched, her arms resting on her left and right, swinging back and forth rhythmically, and trotting along with her feet.

At this time, Xie Sun didn't run fast but worked hard, so he was able to take the lead and keep pace with Li Ruhai, staying at the front of the crowd watching the fun.

Jie Chen lowered the window, put his head out of the window and shouted, "Mom, what are you doing?"

"Go and watch the fun!" Mrs. Xie Sun had already seen the car and knew it was her son, but she still kept walking and waved her left hand forward in response: "The eunuch is on a blind date!"

Zhao Jun, Zhang Yuanmin, Jie Chen: "..."