The whole mountain is my hunting ground
Chapter 816: Roe Deer, Roe Deer, don’t blame me. You are a dish in the world.
The car carried the three men of Zhao Jun and nine roe deer, both dead and alive, and drove into Yong'an Tun and went straight to Zhao Jun's house.
Since entering the village, the live roe deer on the car began to bark uneasily, probably due to the smell of fireworks.
It would be fine if one or two roe deer barked. Seven roe deer barked together, which attracted many people to stop and observe.
As the most outstanding young man in Yong'an, Zhao Jun is often discussed, but he is famous for his benevolence and righteousness, and he can make money, so everyone is envious of him.
Of course, there are also narrow-minded people who are jealous and hate Zhao Jun, but Zhao Jun is not without background, and his background is quite strong.
So since Zhang Zhanshan's death, no one dared to stab Zhao Jun in the back. When everyone discussed, they could only say that Zhao Jun was promising, how did Zhao Youcai give birth to such a good son, or that Wang Meilan bought a big gold plate again.
When the car approached Zhao Jun's house, the dogs of the Zhao and Li families went crazy, struggling with their chains and biting them desperately.
At this time, Wang Meilan and others were chatting in the room, and the old lady Xie Sun was also taken over by Wang Qiang and his wife. Among them, except for the old lady and Mr. Sun, all the other adults have come into contact with dogs. They knew something was wrong when they heard a dog bite like this!
Everyone threw the children into the house. After they came out, they saw the car parked steadily in front of the house. From the car came the barking of roe deer, mixed with the barking of dogs.
Hearing so many roe deer barking, Wang Qiang ran towards the car in surprise. As he ran, he rushed to Zhang Yuanmin who got out of the car and shouted, "How many roe deer are there?"
"What? Uncle, what are you talking about?" Zhang Yuanmin also shouted in response.
At this time, the barking of dogs and roe deer was too noisy. Once they were too far away, it would be difficult for their words to reach each other's ears clearly.
Wang Qiang stopped shouting and ran quickly to the trunk. He took a look at the guardrail and exclaimed: "Oh my!"
When Zhao Jun got off the car, Wang Meilan, Jin Xiaomei, Yang Yufeng, and Zhao Ling had already rushed to the car. The old lady, Xie Sunshi, and Xu Chunyan were the third echelon.
Wang Meilan only glanced at the car, then happily turned around and slapped Zhao Jun on the shoulder, saying: "Oh, my son, you are really good!"
Mrs. Xie Sun came over to take a look and smiled from ear to ear. At this time, strings of grilled roe deer meat skewers seemed to appear in front of her eyes.
"Oh my god!" Zhao Jun leaned into Wang Meilan's ear and said, "We can't keep these roe deer in our house. Let's unload the two dead ones and send the remaining ones to my brother Zhang's house to keep them alive first."
"Okay!" Wang Meilan waved her hand and frowned: "Then you go quickly!"
"Don't I want to come back and get two bags of poplar leaves?" Zhao Jun said, pulling Wang Meilan inside and saying, "Why don't we have nothing to eat at my eldest brother's house today?"
Those are called seven roe deer!
Now Zhao Jun's family can't let go at all. Fortunately, Zhang Yuanmin said that the Li family property his family bought has a livestock shed in the yard, which can temporarily house these roe deer.
Zhao Jun also said that these roe deer cannot stay, give away those who should be given away, and sell those that should be sold.
Now is not the time to engage in special breeding. Hunting is not prohibited now. There are plenty of roe deer in the mountains. If you don't mind, keep them at home.
But even in a short period of time, seven roe deer eat and chew, they still get a lot of things!
Zhang Yuanmin said that tomorrow morning, he and Yang Yufeng would go to the fields to cuddle up the corn stalks and leaves, but they had to put some in there for food today. As for whether the roe deer would eat it or not, it was their own business.
And Zhang Yuanmin's family doesn't raise livestock, so how can they prepare rations for these roe deer? Fortunately, Zhao Jun's family has poplar leaves that Wang Meilan harvested in the autumn. Sheep like to eat roe deer, and they also like them.
At this time, everyone else was still gathered next to the carriage. Zhang Yuanmin and Xie Chen brought the two dead roe deer down, and Wang Qiang took them one by one and placed them on the ground.
After knowing that the live roe deer would be kept in her home temporarily, Yang Yufeng raised her chin at Zhang Yuanmin and said with a smile: "How about it? Did I buy the right house?"
Zhang Yuanmin's lips twitched and he really couldn't say anything to compliment him.
"Oh!" Suddenly, Jie Chen shouted to Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother Zhang, look at this roe deer."
Everyone heard the sound and went out, only to see a roe deer lying in the carriage, but it was in a state of having a big neck at this time, that is, its head was tilted back, and its head was almost touching its back.
Moreover, it was trembling all over, and although its four legs were tied together two by two, it seemed to be kicking constantly.
"Uncle!" Zhang Yuanmin quickly turned back to Wang Qiang and asked, "What's wrong with this roe deer?"
Wang Qiang took one look at it and said: "Take care of it, it seems like it's going to die!"
"Can't you survive?" Zhang Yuanmin asked again. Seeing Wang Qiang shaking his head, Zhang Yuanmin lifted the two hind legs of the roe deer, lifted the roe deer upside down, and delivered it to Wang Qiang's hands.
When Wang Qiang caught it, he grabbed the two front legs of the roe deer and put it on the ground.
Then, Wang Qiang stretched out his hand to explore the belly of the roe deer, brushed aside the hair on its belly, took a look, and said, "It's okay, I didn't carry the cub."
Roe deer are social animals. But like wild boars, males usually move alone and only join groups when they are in estrus.
Unlike the cannon eggs that join the herd at this time, the male roe deer joins the herd at the end of summer. The length of pregnancy of a female roe deer depends on the climate.
After all, in the winter in the Northeast, the temperature in the mountains and forests can drop to more than 40 degrees below zero. No matter how many roe deer are born in this temperature, they will not survive!
Therefore, most female roe deer will give birth in the coming spring, which means their pregnancy period may last seven or eight months.
Seeing Wang Qiang's actions, Zhang Yuanmin shouted: "Old uncle! Why don't you come up here? Look at these roe deer, are there any who are carrying babies? My brother wants to give gifts, let's keep the ones who kick the babies. Send them away without any money."
"What the hell!" Wang Qiang waved his hand when he heard this and said, "I'll go with you. When we get to your house, let them get out of the car and look at it. It's so embarrassing to look at."
"Okay!" Zhang Yuanmin heard this and said hurriedly: "Uncle, then you get in the car, my brother and I will stay behind."
While they were talking, Wang Meilan and Zhao Jun came out of the courtyard. At this time, Zhao Jun was carrying a large bag of poplar leaves to the carriage. He and Wang Qiang were holding it underneath, while Zhang Yuanmin and Hechen were pulling it up.
Wang Meilan, on the other hand, looked at the big-necked roe deer and asked, "What's this?"
"Leave it alone in the car." Wang Qiang responded to his sister, and then said to Zhao Jun: "Before you come back, just leave one person behind."
"I didn't think about it." Zhao Jun smiled and said, "I came back in a hurry."
After talking to Wang Qiang, Zhao Jun said to Jie Chen: "Brother, just think about it. Come back to Tunbu in a while and call home."
"Yeah, Brother Jun." Jie Chen glanced at his mother, and saw that Jie Sun didn't look at him at all, but looked at the dead roe deer on the ground happily.
At the same time, Lingnan Xiangyangtun settled his family.
It’s still the same room, the same kang, the same couple, and the same two meat dishes.
"What time is it?" Liu Lanying looked at the clock on the wall and said loudly, "Didn't you say you'd be home for dinner at noon?"
"Oh!" Xie Zhong slapped his thigh and said, "Could it be that the car broke down halfway again?"
"Every day you keep that shabby car, it breaks down every day!" Liu Lanying frowned, raised her hand and pointed at Jie Zhong, complaining: "You, the clean picture is cheap!"
Here, having a car at home is called raising a car, and having a gun at home is called raising a gun.
"My wife!" Xie Zhong said with a wry smile: "This is what my brother-in-law and their railway freight eliminated. It's more than half the price of buying it outside. You said that my net picture is cheap, why don't you think about it? What a bargain!"
"Those who have been eliminated, what good things can they do?" Liu Lanying said angrily: "This is driven by my own brother, and this car will break down. Can I rest assured?"
"It's okay, it's okay." Xie Zhong quickly comforted him: "It's just a minor problem, nothing will happen."
At this point, Jie Zhong regretted what he had just said and hurriedly changed his words: "Maybe our mother got up late, and Aunt Zhao left them to eat lunch or something, so there's nothing we can do to prepare for it!"
"Alas!" Liu Lanying sighed heavily. When she got up from the kang, she reached out and picked up the two plates of meat on the table.
"Hey! Hey!" Seeing this, Xie Zhong hurriedly stopped and said: "Daughter-in-law, just put it here to eat. The food has been hot for many times, don't leave it to Mom. Besides, the food at our brother Zhao Jun's house is better than Our family is much better!"
What Xie Zhong said was reasonable, but Liu Lanying was so angry that she didn't even pay attention to him and walked out of the house with the food.
…
At this time, Mr. Xie Sun was holding a roe deer kidney with his right hand and said with a smile: "This roe deer kidney is not as big as that of a sheep."
"Then look at this!" The old lady pointed at the big green millet that weighed more than 90 kilograms and said, "This one has a big waist!"
While the two were talking, Jin Xiaomei asked Wang Meilan, "Sister-in-law, what do you think of this roe deer?"
What Jin Xiaomei was looking at was the big-necked roe deer. At the moment, the roe deer is in a state of half-death, with its neck raised, its limbs twitching constantly, and its mouth constantly making "ouch" sounds.
"Tsk!" Wang Meilan smacked her lips, frowned and asked, "Does this mean you can't survive?"
"Yeah, Qiangzi said he was trapped in the car." Zhao Ling replied, "He said he won't survive."
"Then it can't just be like this!" Wang Meilan pointed at the roe deer and said, "See how much it suffered?"
"Auntie, shall we stab it to death with a knife?" Yang Yufeng asked.
"Stab it where?" Wang Meilan asked: "Stab it in the neck. If they don't let go, can we hold it down? Then there will be blood everywhere? Stab it in the stomach. If it doesn't die, then it won't die." Will you suffer more?"
"My brothers are still gone!" Xu Chunyan was also troubled and said, "How about waiting for them to come back?"
"Then why do we have to wait?" Wang Meilan said, "If they don't say anything, why don't they nail the tents or something?"
Wild animals, full of wildness.
Even though the pheasant is small, a female pheasant weighing more than a pound is more powerful than a domestic rooster weighing four or five pounds.
No matter how timid the roe deer is, it will have to endure a lot of hardships before it dies. Wang Meilan and the others are good at killing chickens and stripping dead mountain animals, but when they slaughter livestock alone, their only success is the sheep that Wang Meilan accidentally killed yesterday.
Precisely because of the wild nature of these roe deer, it is not easy to trap them at home.
When Zhao Jun captured roe deer before, Zhang Yuanmin specially made a wooden frame, one set for each roe deer.
Don't make it too loose or fast, otherwise it will easily twist.
As for Zhang Yuanmin's newly bought Li family house, there is a livestock shed in the yard, but the shed used to be used to tie cattle and horses. Cows and horses are domestic animals, so they must be honest when eating and drinking at home. Now Guan Roe Deer is different, so Zhang Yuanmin prepared to surround the four outer circles with wooden tents.
"Daughter!" At this time, the old lady came over and asked Wang Meilan, "How to deal with it? How about we find someone to kill her?"
"Who are you looking for?" Wang Meilan sighed and said, "How about I do it?"
"Ah?" The old lady was stunned when she heard this.
"Auntie!" Wang Meilan said to the old lady: "You and my eldest sister, you two go into the house first. It's very cold outside, just leave it to us."
"Okay... then." The old lady was still a little worried and told Wang Meilan, "Then you should pay attention."
After the old lady finished speaking, she called Xie Sun back to the house. There were several children in the house. The old lady thought that she couldn't help outside, so she might as well go back and help look after the children.
At this time, Wang Meilan said to Jin Xiaomei: "Xiaomei, go to the warehouse and bring me the sledgehammer."
"What?" Jin Xiaomei was startled when she heard this, and everyone was also shocked.
"My son told me to teach myself how to kill big animals." Wang Meilan said, "Isn't it just a matter of one blow?"
As she said that, Wang Meilan pointed at the twitching roe deer and said, "Look at how much it has suffered. Give it a quick break."
Jin Xiaomei clicked her eyes twice, and after another urging from Wang Meilan, she walked towards the warehouse.
After Jin Xiaomei left, Wang Meilan called Yang Yufeng, Xu Chunyan, and Zhao Ling to join her, and the four of them carried the roe deer into the courtyard.
This roe deer is not big, weighing just over fifty pounds, so it is not difficult for four people to lift it.
After entering the yard, the four people carried the roe deer under the wall separating Zhao and Li's family. At this time, Jin Xiaomei came back with a sledgehammer.
Wang Meilan took the sledgehammer and held the hammer in her hand without moving.
Jin Xiaomei and others exchanged glances with each other, wondering if Wang Meilan was too scared to take action.
But at this moment, Wang Meilan was heard to say plausibly: "Roe deer, roe deer, don't blame me, you are a dish in the world. I will send you away this year, and come back next year!"
Jin Xiaomei, Yang Yufeng, Zhao Ling, Xu Chunyan: "..."
The set of words Wang Meilan recited was unusual. It was a "spell" that Northeastern people would only recite when killing chickens.
In the Northeast, older people say that chickens are bad luck.
And in many supernatural stories, chickens are also involved. Just like the blood of roosters, they are even yang things. There are also people who use chickens to visit graves, and there are people who use chickens to connect the worlds of yin and yang.
Therefore, when Northeastern people kill chickens, they are used to saying these two sentences.
After all, there are many gifts... isn't it weird to be a chicken?
But what surprised a few people was that what Wang Meilan killed was a roe deer. What about "send you off this year and come back next year"? Are you not done yet?
But when the words fell, Wang Meilan swept out with her hammer on the ground. The moment it collided with the roe deer, the roe deer suddenly tilted its head and died.
Wang Meilan put the hammer away and dropped it to the ground. She held the hammer pole with her right hand and waved her left hand at the astonished people around her, saying, "Get it!"
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