The whole mountain is my hunting ground
Chapter 818 Roe Deer Whistle
The car carried the crowd of people watching the excitement back to Zhao Jun's house.
When the car stopped at the door, Wang Meilan, who heard the dog barking, came out of the house and saw Mr. Xie Sun and the old lady getting out of the car. She shouted and asked, "Where are you going? There's no one left until you go to the toilet!"
"Let's go and watch the excitement!" Mrs. Jie Sun replied with a smile. Wang Meilan also laughed. She asked, "Why are you watching the excitement again?"
"Brother Dalong!" Zhao Jun continued from the side: "Sister-in-law Xiaojuan's family has a visitor. Five men have come to give Brother Dalong a good beating."
"Oh my god!" When Wang Meilan heard this, she couldn't help but shake her head, "How about a beating?"
"The beating was pretty miserable." Zhao Jun said, took out ten dollars from his pocket and handed it to Wang Meilan, saying, "Here you go, Mom."
"What kind of money is this?" Wang Meilan rubbed her hands on her apron and took the money casually.
"Sister-in-law Xiaojuan paid it back to us." When Zhao Jun said this, Wang Meilan remembered that the money was lent by her wicked old man.
"You're back?" At this time, Yang Yufeng came out of the house and called Zhang Yuanmin: "We have packed up the roe deer, have you done your best?"
"It's done, it's done!" Zhang Yuanmin responded: "I was working at home just now, and I sorted it out easily."
After saying that, Zhang Yuanmin turned around and pointed out, saying, "It's just thrown on the car."
"Son!" Wang Meilan pulled Zhao Jun and said: "Three roe deer, how can we eat them?"
"Three roe deer?" Zhao Jun was startled when he heard this, and asked in surprise: "Aren't they two?"
"Tsk!" Wang Meilan casually patted Zhao Jun on the arm and said, "Isn't there a guy with a big neck?"
"Then he's dead too?" Zhao Jun said in surprise: "I thought he would kill him when we come back."
"Ah..." Wang Meilan hesitated for a moment, and said before Yang Yufeng could do it: "When the guys leave, it will be whipped. After two whips, it will die. Once it's over, let us pick off our hands."
When Wang Meilan said "easy", she meant it was easy. When she said this, Zhao Jun didn't doubt it. After thinking about it for a moment, he said to Wang Meilan: "Mom, pick one of the two little ones and let my eldest brother bake them whole." .”
Among the three roe deer, there was a male roe deer that weighed more than 90 kilograms in life. Such a big roe deer has thick meat, and it is afraid that it will not be cooked well when roasted.
Seeing Wang Meilan nodding, Zhao Jun said again: "Mom, for that big roe deer, remove both rear thighs."
"Huh?" Wang Meilan was startled and asked, "Son, do you want to give it away?"
"Okay." Zhao Jun said, "I will call the Tunbu department soon. If I see Uncle Zhao, I will give him a thigh. When it is done, I will go to Ma Ling's house again."
"Go, son." Wang Meilan smiled and said, "Mom likes that girl Ma Ling, and she can be good to you too."
"Yes." Zhao Jun responded, turned around and asked Zhang Yuanmin and Xiechen: "Brother, Xiechen, we didn't eat at noon, why don't you two take a bite?"
"No way, brother Jun!" Jie Chen heard this and said hurriedly: "Our eldest brother is hungry, let him eat by himself, let's call first!"
Jie Chen was anxious. It was almost three o'clock now, and Jie Zhong and Liu Lanying were still waiting at home.
"I won't eat either." Zhang Yuanmin continued, "We'll roast the roe deer meat later."
"Huh?" Suddenly, Mrs. Jie Sun came over to look at Jie Chen and said, "My old son hasn't eaten yet? Are you hungry?"
When Jie Chen heard this, he twitched the corner of his mouth and pinched his mother with his eyelids. If this little old lady hadn't been greedy, they would have arrived home yesterday!
Two minutes later, Zhao Jun and Jiechen left the house and walked to the Tunbu area. At this time, Jie Chen was carrying a sack in his hand, which contained two roe deer thighs.
When he arrived at the gate of the village, Zhao Jun opened the door and took a look inside.
At this time, only Zhao Guofeng was in the camp, but seeing that he was packing his things, he probably wanted to lock the door and go home.
Hearing the sound of the door opening, Zhao Guofeng looked up and saw that it was Zhao Jun, and hurriedly greeted: "Xiaojun, come on, come in!"
"Uncle Zhao!" Zhao Jun greeted Zhao Guofeng, and at the same time waved to Jie Chen behind him, who quickly pulled out a roe deer thigh from the sack.
The other thigh was still packed in a sack and placed at the gate of the village by the liberation minister.
When Jie Chen entered the house, Zhao Jun had already agreed with Zhao Guofeng about making a phone call. When Jie Chen came over, Zhao Jun took the roe deer's thigh, stood against the wall, and said with a smile: "Uncle, take this back." .”
Zhao Guofeng glanced at the roe deer's thighs and did not refuse, but continued to dial the number. After placing the call through the exchange to Xiangyangtun, Lingnan, he asked Jie Chen to take the call, and then Zhao Guofeng pulled Zhao Jun aside.
"What's wrong, Uncle Zhao?" Zhao Jun knew that something was wrong with Zhao Guofeng as soon as he saw him like this. And Zhao Jun also knew that Zhao Guofeng was looking for him for nothing more than a siege.
Sure enough, Zhao Guofeng said to Zhao Jun: "Xiaojun, I heard that you caught a lot of roe deer when you went up the mountain today?"
"Ah!" Zhao Jun knew that he couldn't hide this matter, so he didn't hide it and admitted directly: "Catch a few of them. Uncle, do you want them?"
"I want one." Zhao Guofeng said, "How much did you sell Yongxing and the others? I will get it for you when I get home."
Last time Yu Xuewen called and asked Zhao Jun to go to Yongxing to catch roe deer, Zhao Guofeng was listening. Although it was unclear how much Zhao Jun sold a roe deer, Chief Zhao made a small fortune selling wild boar meat in the spring, so he was really not short of money at this time.
"Want one?" Zhao Jun asked. When Zhao Guofeng nodded, Zhao Jun immediately smiled and said, "What more money do you need? Uncle Zhao, my nephew will give it to you and that's it!"
"How can that be done?" Zhao Guofeng heard this and said hurriedly: "Xiaojun, if I want the roe deer, I will give it away. Just pay as much as you want!"
Zhao Guofeng is really not someone who takes advantage, and he understands what he said.
But after hearing this, Zhao Jun smiled and said: "Uncle Zhao, you can give it to others. If you give it to others, my nephew will give it to you."
After saying this, Zhao Jun gently swiped the back of his right hand on Zhao Guofeng's arm and said with a smile: "My uncle is such a big village leader, why can't I just take a swipe of my beard?"
"You're just making trouble with your uncle!" Zhao Guofeng also laughed. He slapped Zhao Jun on the arm and heard Zhao Jun say: "Uncle Zhao, those roe deer have been let go to my brother Zhang's house. Tomorrow, let's get up early. You have to go up the mountain. If you are in a hurry, you can go to his house to get it yourself. If you are not in a hurry, just wait for us to come back tomorrow and put the car in the car and deliver the roe deer to your home."
"Then when will you come back?" Zhao Guofeng asked again. Zhao Jun shook his head and said, "Uncle Zhao, this is really uncertain."
Upon hearing what Zhao Jun said, Zhao Guofeng said: "Then I will receive the gold mountain tomorrow, and we will take it."
"That's okay." Zhao Jun nodded and said, "I'll make an agreement with them in a moment. You and I will be gone tomorrow."
What Zhao Jun said before seemed like a joke, but it was actually a matter of human nature.
Not to mention that Zhao Guofeng was the camp commander, but there were two semi-automatic rifles hanging on the wall in Zhao Jun's room, and one was taken out from the camp.
"Hey? Xiaojun!" Suddenly, Zhao Guofeng remembered something, but he first looked back at the counselor, and then pushed Zhao Jun against the wall, as if he had something secret to tell Zhao Jun.
Zhao Jun was also curious when he saw him like this, and hurriedly lowered his head and asked, "What's going on, Uncle Zhao?"
"You..." Zhao Guofeng hesitated for a moment, then said: "Uncle, I want to tell you something, but you can't tell others."
"Huh?" Zhao Jun was startled when he heard this, but he quickly reassured himself and said, "Uncle Zhao, I have a strict mouth."
"That's true!" Zhao Guofeng nodded when he heard this, then smacked his lips and said, "It's not that I don't believe you, it's not that big of a deal, it's just that... your family and Lao Li's family are neighbors, and I'm afraid that Li Ruhai Listen..."
"Hehehe..." Before Zhao Guofeng could finish his words, Zhao Jun burst out laughing.
A person's name, a tree's shadow, Li Ruhai's mouth is really good.
"Don't laugh!" Zhao Guofeng said not to let Zhao Jun laugh, but he also laughed.
Zhao Jun quickly stopped his smile, cleared his throat, and promised again: "Uncle Zhao, just tell me, I won't even tell my parents when I go back."
"Hey!" Zhao Guofeng patted Zhao Jun on the shoulder and said, "This is my great nephew!"
Zhao Jun smiled lightly, said nothing else, and looked at Zhao Guofeng quietly.
Zhao Guofeng looked back at the minister again, thinking that although this boy was a foreigner, he was living in Zhao Jun's house. If he knew about it, it might reach Li Ruhai's ears.
At this time, Jie Chen had finished the phone call. Zhao Jun waved his hand to him and said, "Brother, you go outside and wait for me. I will be out soon."
Upon hearing this, Jie Chen nodded to Zhao Jun, and then nodded to Zhao Guofeng.
Zhao Guofeng also nodded to him, and after watching Jie Chen go out, he whispered to Zhao Jun: "Xiaojun, do you think you can make a few roe deer whistles?"
"What?" Zhao Guofeng's voice was too low, and Zhao Jun didn't hear clearly.
"Roe deer whistle!" Zhao Guofeng's voice was still so low, but Zhao Jun could hear every word clearly.
"Ah..." Zhao Jun clicked his eyes and asked, "Uncle Zhao, how many do you want?"
The roe deer whistle is not something else, but the male characteristic of the male roe deer. To put it bluntly, it is a whip!
But this thing called roe deer has a common name here in Zhao Jun's family, called roe deer whistle.
The roe deer whistle is about the same size as a sheep gun, and is much smaller than the deer gun. Therefore, if the roe deer whistle is soaked in wine, three to five roe deer whistles must be put into ten kilograms of wine to achieve the best effect.
Zhao Guofeng glanced at the door, and then said to Zhao Jun: "You can give me five."
"Oh...Uncle!" Zhao Jun said: "It can be fixed, but don't worry. I don't have that much on hand right now, so I have to collect it for you. If you say you want to use it early, I will finish it. I’ve kept it for you, this…”
"No, no!" When Zhao Guofeng heard this, he quickly waved his hand to interrupt Zhao Jun's words and said: "It's not for me, I have a friend, they want it..."
"Ah..." Zhao Jun glanced at Zhao Guofeng, but because he was the commander of the village, Zhao Jun said nothing.
"Xiaojun!" Zhao Guofeng patted Zhao Jun on the shoulder again and said, "I won't leave this matter to anyone else."
"Uncle Zhao, don't worry." Zhao Jun said: "You...don't worry, your friend, aren't there only five? I will definitely beat him enough!"
"Ouch!" Zhao Guofeng heard this and said happily: "Uncle, thank you...Uncle, thank you for my friend!"
Zhao Jun smiled and shook his head, then remembered something and asked: "Uncle Zhao, my brother Zhang has a prescription in his hand, and he said it works very well."
"Zhang Yuanmin?" Zhao Guofeng asked when Zhao Jun mentioned Brother Zhang. When Zhao Jun nodded, Zhao Guofeng smiled and said, "My side of the family was given to me by Zhang Yuanmin's father."
At this point, Zhao Guofeng felt something was wrong and hurriedly added: "We don't need it normally, it's not like this is my friend..."
"Yes, yes." Zhao Jun nodded repeatedly and said, "Friends, if we can help, we have to help."
"No!" Zhao Guofeng said: "I also have the recipe for his deer whip. But the effect of the deer whistle is different from that of the other one. This one is said to be drunk...slip straight!"
"Ah!" Zhao Jun suddenly felt emotional. Is his brother Zhang's house... the legendary one?
After coming out of the garrison, Zhao Jun took the sack from Jie Chen and asked Jie Chen to go home first, while he walked to Ma Ling's house.
At this time, Ma Yang, who was full of worries, had just entered the house. Ma Ling, who was peeling potatoes in the outer room, saw him coming in and asked, "Why did you come back?"
"Ah..." Ma Yang responded vaguely, and then said: "Zhao Jun said he would send roe deer meat to our family later."
"Really?" Ma Ling felt happy after hearing this. The girl wasn't just looking for the meat, she was happy that Zhao Jun was thinking about her.
Suddenly, Ma Ling realized something was wrong and said to Ma Yang, "What Zhao Jun, do you have to call me brother?"
Seeing all the changes in Ma Ling's expression, Ma Yang curled his lips and stopped saying what he originally wanted to say to Ma Ling. He just rolled his eyes at her sister and said, "What about my brother? Can I just call him brother-in-law?" "
After saying that, Ma Yang turned around and went back to his room.
"This child..." Ma Ling was about to say something when she saw Ma Yang closing the door.
At this moment, Wang Cuihua came in from outside holding firewood. As soon as she entered the house, she threw the firewood in front of the stove and asked Ma Ling, "Is that little calf back?"
"Ah." Ma Ling said, "My little brother is back."
"Hmph!" Wang Cuihua glanced at the closed door of Ma Yang's house and said, "If you don't go home after school, you won't be so sexy all day!"
Being coquettish means running around and not going home. In Zhao Jun's family, women often criticize their husbands and children.
I don't know if Wang Cuihua is going through menopause. After saying this, she continued: "If you don't study hard today, your father and I will give him nothing in vain."
"Oh, Mom." Ma Ling coddled her younger brother and protected him. She held Wang Cuihua's arm and said, "Okay, my little brother knows how to work hard."
"He knows shit!" Wang Cuihua pointed at Ma Yang's door and said, "He's just pretending to be handsome! He spends all day in that room, and I don't know what he's studying, but he squints as soon as he takes an exam!"
Rat's eyes are narrowed. Rats have small eyes to begin with, so what else can they do if they squint?
And Wang Cuihua used the word "rat mi", which means dumbfounded.
"Is it okay if my little brother doesn't say that the exam is good this time?" Ma Ling urged again.
"Who told you?" Wang Cuihua turned to look at her silly daughter and said, "When did he finish the exam, didn't he always say he did well when he came back? It's been half a month since he took the midterm exam, right? How many points did he get? Son, did you tell me?"
When Ma Ling heard this, she turned back and glanced at the door, and then said to Wang Cuihua: "Mom, don't talk about him now. Zhao Jun will be here soon."
"Hey!" Wang Cuihua was stunned and said, "Children, are you okay?"
"It's hunting roe deer." Ma Ling said to Wang Cuihua with a smile: "Tell me to give us gada meat."
"Oh!" Wang Cuihua praised, "This kid has a heart."
Speaking of this, Wang Cuihua glanced at Ma Yang's door again, and continued to scold: "Look at that child, then look at ours, what the hell is this!"
After a while, her future son-in-law was going to come to the door. Wang Cuihua calmed down a little. After speaking, she turned around and walked to the east room. However, she seemed to be still angry in her heart. She still said as she walked: "No one cares about him. I can't afford to be angry with him all day." gas."
"Oh." Ma Ling sighed softly, shook her head, walked to the door of Ma Yang's room, opened the door and entered the house.
These days, there is no such thing as knocking on the door at home.
Seeing Ma Ling come in, Ma Yang put down the little book and looked up at Ma Ling.
Ma Ling reached back and closed the door, moved closer to Ma Yang, and asked in a low voice, "How did you do in the midterm exam?"
"Don't worry about it." Ma Yang asked back: "Sister, after you get married to Zhao Jun, what will he do if he wants to beat you?"
Ma Ling: "..."
Ma Ling really hasn't thought about this issue.
Seeing that Ma Ling didn't speak, Ma Yang urged: "Sister, don't be silent, I'm asking you a question!"
"What the hell are you asking!" Ma Ling came back to her senses and said angrily: "You want him to hit me? I want to hit you now!"
With that said, Ma Ling raised her hand and pointed at Ma Yang and shouted: "Look, if you act like a bad boy again in the exam this time, if your parents beat you again, I won't even hold you back!"
Ma Yang thought he had good intentions, but he received a scolding and ridicule from his own sister. The child's face turned red, and he waved his hands angrily and said: "No one cares about you! I can't afford to be angry with you all day long." !”
Ma Ling: "..."
At this time, Ma Ling felt that these words sounded so familiar.
I previously shared Zhang Yuanmin’s ancestral recipe for brewing deer gun wine in the group, and then my brothers let me know that friendship really exists in this world. Countless people actively sought medical advice for their relatives and friends. The scene was quite touching...
As the saying goes, Qin Hui also has three good friends. I have a brother who writes books. He writes science fiction. The content he writes is niche and pure.
The title of the book is "Hunting on the Starry Sea", there is a direct link below
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