The whole mountain is my hunting ground
Chapter 869 Not everyone can spread gossip!
A week ago, Zhang Laibao and Pan Xiaoya were on a blind date, but was disturbed by Jie Sun.
Xu Meihua was unwilling to give in, and gave Liu Tiezui something else, and repeatedly asked Liu Tiezui for help.
The faster the better when it comes to blind dates. Liu Tiezui traveled for two days and found a girl named Yan in this gangster village.
This girl is also a poor person. She had a fever when she was a child and her brain was burned out. But she's not completely stupid, she's just a little different from normal people. She can usually take care of herself and do housework. The key is that she looks okay.
Liu Tiezui told Xu Meihua and Zhang Laibao about the girl's situation. Zhang Laibao didn't agree at the time, but Xu Meihua persuaded Zhang Laibao that he had to face reality in a situation like his now. A couple can't live a day-to-day life, so what's the use of finding a wife who can't keep him?
Although a girl like this is not very smart, she can follow Zhang Laibao wholeheartedly after she gets married. Isn't that better than anything else?
After talking through Zhang Laibao, Xu Meihua discussed the date of the blind date with Liu Tiezui.
The day was originally scheduled for tomorrow, but there is a big market in Tunbei today, and the man named Yan is going to the market to sell mountain products.
But Xu Meihua didn't agree with anything and insisted on changing the date to today. But it's not for anything else, just because Li Ruhai is not at home today.
But after both parties had discussed it, Xu Meihua suddenly thought that Li Ruhai was not at home, but Xie Sun was still there!
Their family can’t afford to offend this uncle!
But the date is set and cannot be changed.
There was no other way. Liu Tiezui went to the gangster village in the snow yesterday and told the old Yan family that the Zhang family would come to their house for a blind date today.
When a man and a woman go on a blind date, it is usually the man who goes to the woman's house, just like Zhao Jun and Ma Ling, Bao Yu and Liu Mei.
But Zhang Laibao found these two families to be gangsters, and Xu Meihua also promised to give Gao a gift, so last time it was the Pan family who came to Yong'an Tun, and this time they initially said that the Yan family was there.
Now, as soon as the old Yan family heard that the Zhang family was coming over for a blind date, they immediately felt bright in their faces and agreed on the spot.
Therefore, Zhang Laibao came to the gangster camp today.
In order to welcome Zhang Laibao and Xu Meihua, the Yan family specially bought two taels of sugar and treated them with sugar water.
Now at Zhao Jun's house, Zhao Hong and Zhao Na are enjoying the little naughty things. They don't even eat the candy balls from the snack shop, and they don't even like the white sugar water.
But for the Yan family, this is already the highest level of hospitality. Their family is really poor. There are seven children in the family, five boys, two girls and two children, a total of nine people, with a total of one and a half rooms.
The family slept together on a big kang every day, and there were piles of things in the house. There was really no place to put their feet down.
But even poor people want to be respected by others. In order to welcome Zhang Laibao, the five boys in the family went to the market together to make room to entertain Zhang Laibao, Xu Meihua and Liu Tiezui.
The man of the Yan family is called Yan Fengwu. Back then, three of the six brothers in the family starved to death. The three brothers were left running east and west through the pass, and another one died of starvation on the way.
When the remaining two arrived in Heilongjiang Province, they were just asking for a bite of food from the kind-hearted old lady when they were discovered by the Yamen and put on the deportation train.
Yan Fengwu was also a ruthless man. He jumped off the train when no one was paying attention, and then ran into the mountains, thus taking root in this land.
These hooligans have no local household registration, no house, no land, and their life is even harder than that of farmers. In addition to being busy with farming, farmers can still stay at home if they want to rest in winter.
But as a hooligan, he has to go up the mountain three hundred and sixty-five days a year, unless the weather is extremely bad. Whether it's setting traps, harvesting mountains, or fishing for fish, whatever they can do, they have to do it.
So despite the fact that Zhang Lifu’s family is in trouble, among all the hooligans, his family is considered wealthy!
At the beginning of spring this year, Yan Fengwu picked up four small flower sticks in the mountains and came back.
No one gave him soybeans, so these four little Hua Bangzi lived safely to this day.
The Yan family has a large family, and the seven children do not go to school or stay at home every day. They all go out to cut grass and gather wild vegetables, and then come back to feed the four little wild boars.
Until winter came, the Yan family fed the pigs with dried wild vegetables to survive until the snow and heavy freeze on the 8th.
On the day when the Zhao family was making dumplings, the Yan family killed all four wild boars.
This year, these four wild boars suffered a lot. They ate grass every day and none of them could grow to a hundred pounds.
But the four wild boars together also pulled out nearly 200 kilograms of meat!
The Yan family couldn't bear to eat any of this meat, so they all weighed five pounds each and were tied up with wires and hung outside.
After the skin, the outer layer of the meat, was frozen hard, they poured gourds and gourds of water over the meat.
This is different from the water-injected meat studied by Zhang Zhanshan. This is to preserve freshness, which is called preventing drying in local terms.
These wild boars can be exchanged for about one hundred yuan, which is two-thirds of the Yan family's income this year.
Today, a few boys from the Yan family went to the market to sell pork and came back to buy some daily necessities such as candles, matches, and large grains of salt.
Life is all about problems, so there is not so much emphasis on it.
Therefore, the environment in Yan's house is very bad. Not to mention the potholes on the ground, what Zhang Laibao couldn't bear was the smell in the house and the ticks and lice on the Yan family's bodies.
Taking a bath is difficult in the first place, but it becomes even more difficult as the weather gets colder. The Yan family also raises pigs, so the taste goes without saying.
As for ticks and lice, Zhang Laibao has rarely seen them since he was sensible.
But on the cotton-padded jackets and trousers worn by the Yan family, just the stitches are all covered with white crotches that are smaller than millet.
Lice are the eggs of lice. Everyone in the Yan family only wears the same clothes. They don’t even have sweaters or trousers. They only wear cotton jackets and trousers. The clothes cannot be washed at all, and personal hygiene cannot be guaranteed. Lice will occur. , lice are inevitable.
Zhang Laibao endured it in the room for a while, but couldn't bear it anymore, so he came out to take a breath.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Laibao actually heard the conversation between Jin Xiaomei, Wang Qiang and Zhang Yuanmin in the latrine!
Er Gudong led the dog to fight and killed Zhang Lifu's old cow!
When he heard that Zhao Youcai had suffered a loss, Zhang Laibao was so happy that he even wanted to buy some paper and burn it in front of Zhang Zhanshan's grave to comfort his old father's spirit in heaven!
Thinking back to what Zhang Laifa said last night, Zhang Laibao's eyes lit up and he thought about going back to promote Zhao Youcai.
In the past six months, Wang Meilan and Zhao Youcai were both good at it. They both carried big gold coins, and Zhao Youcai smoked Shilin cigarettes.
Finally, there was something that could make Zhao Youcai lose face. The more Zhang Laibao thought about it, the happier he became. The corners of his mouth couldn't help but turn up. When he entered the room in front of everyone, he couldn't help laughing!
He smiled like this, and Xu Meihua and Liu Tiezui looked at each other. As a matchmaker, Liu Tiezui smiled and said to Yan Feng and his wife: "You guys are happy, this is agreement, so we don't have anything to say here, right?" "
"No! No!" Yan Fengwu quickly expressed his position: "What else can we say?"
"Huh?" At this moment, Zhang Laibao realized what he was doing. He suddenly sank his face and said, "Who agreed? You just say whatever you want?"
With that said, Zhang Laibao stretched out his hand and pulled Xu Meihua and said: "Let's go home, Mom!"
"Ah?" Xu Meihua was confused, but Zhang Laibao was very strong and dragged Xu Meihua away.
"No!" Yan Fengwu became anxious on the spot when he saw this. He directly asked Liu Tiezui: "Sister, what is this?"
Liu Tiezui was also stunned. She raised her hands and pressed down twice, saying: "Fifth brother, don't worry, I'll go and ask you, did we just talk well?"
"What the hell, what the hell!" Yan Feng said anxiously: "You are kidding us! We are so poor that we can't be like this!"
The Yan family was poor, and it was true that they fell in love with the high gift Xu Meihua promised. But mainly because his daughter was not very bright, Yan Feng and his wife did not pay attention to Zhang Laibao's physical defects.
But I didn't expect that Zhang Laibao would do something like this. Yan Fengwu was also a face-saving person, how could he bear this?
"Okay!" At this time, Yan Feng's fifth daughter-in-law stopped him, then waved her hand to Liu Tiezui and said, "Sister, we won't send you off."
This is a shame!
There seems to be nothing wrong with this sentence, but for a matchmaker, it is undoubtedly a bad word!
Liu Tie's face suddenly turned red. She took a deep breath and said sincerely: "Fifth brother, fifth sister-in-law, I'm sorry for you today. I won't say anything! I'm so shameless!"
After saying this, Liu Tiezui walked out!
As the only matchmaker in the Yong'an family area, who would dare to offend Liu Tiezui since she started her career?
When Wang Meilan saw her, didn't she also greet her with a smile? She caught up with Zhao Jun to chop bears twice, and Zhao Jun gave her no less meat each time.
But in just one week, Liu Tiezui was humiliated twice.
The last time he met a "big guy", Liu Tiezui thought he was unlucky. But today, after being slapped in the face by Zhang Laibao in public, Liu Tiezui secretly vowed to make his family pay the price!
It's not that Liu Tiezui is stingy, but that Zhang Laibao wants to destroy her sign!
It’s okay if Zhang Laibao doesn’t agree. If you don’t like it, no one will force you. But you have to deal with the blind date first, and then tell the matchmaker that you don’t agree with it after you leave the house!
But Zhang Laibao, as a junior, overturned the table on the spot. Not to mention Yan Fengwu and Liu Tiezui, even Xu Meihua was disgraced.
That's not how things work!
Liu Tiezui was furious in his heart. She was sick and her legs and feet were not good, but at this time, even if she was bent over and bow-legged, she could still walk very fast.
When she came out of Yan's house, she saw Xu Meihua and Zhang Laibao standing by the road outside the hospital.
At this time Xu Meihua also reacted and was scolding Zhang Laibao. But Zhang Laibao is in an excited state right now, and for him, getting a wife is not as important as revenge on Zhao Youcai.
Seeing Liu Tiezui coming out, Xu Meihua hurriedly waved her hand and gave Zhang Laibao a shake, then greeted Liu Tiezui and said with a smile: "That's Aunt Liu!"
Liu Tiezui paused, stopped, raised his left hand, and pointed his palm toward Xu Meihua.
Liu Tiezui lowered his head slightly, as if he had made an important decision, and then suddenly raised his head, holding the palm in front of Xu Meihua's eyes, leaving only one index finger standing in front of Xu Meihua.
"Xu Meihua!" At this moment, Liu Tiezui didn't even call her "sister" or "sister-in-law." He directly named Xu Meihua and said, "I, Liu Tiezui, don't care about your family's affairs."
"No, no!" Xu Meihua immediately panicked when she heard this. These days, she relies on matchmakers to find her dates. That's all if Zhang Laibao doesn't find a partner, but don't forget that Xu Meihua also has a son, Zhang Laifa!
"Stop saying anything!" Liu Tiezui looked at Xu Meihua and said coldly: "Even if you give me 80,000 dan, it won't work!"
After saying that, Liu Tiezui stopped his hand and squeezed Xu Meihua away. Without even looking at Zhang Laibao, he walked straight in the direction of Yong'an Tun!
"This is bad!" Xu Meihua's heart was colder than the weather outside!
A shoulder pole is carried at both ends. The eighty thousand dan Liu Tiezui said refers to 80,000 dan of grain, which means that it will not work if it is given.
"You little brat!" Xu Meihua raised her hand and hit Zhang Laibao, but Zhang Laibao didn't realize the seriousness of the problem. He only said to Xu Meihua with an excited face: "Mom, this time the two-gu-dong is over!"
"Huh?" Xu Meihua was startled, then gave Zhang Laibao two more blows and said: "It's over with two more! This time it's you who's done!"
"Mom, what do you know!" Zhang Laibao stopped Xu Meihua's hand and said with a smile: "Er Gudong led the dog up the mountain, but the old cow fucked him halfway, and he had to pay him a thousand yuan!"
Xu Meihua's eyes were red. She tilted her head in anger at Zhang Laibao. When she turned around, she looked at Zhang Laibao and said, "You are so heartless! He fucked ten cows, and he has money to pay for it!"
After saying that, Xu Meihua pushed Zhang Laibao away and walked home quickly.
Xu Meihua felt so tired and had the urge to follow Zhang Zhanshan for a moment, but thinking of her youngest son, Xu Meihua could only force herself to cheer up.
Liu Tiezui had a leg problem and could not walk fast. After Xu Meihua caught up with Liu Tiezui, she said some nice words, but no matter what she said, Liu Tiezui remained silent.
At this point, Xu Meihua didn't do anything anymore. She just thought that Liu Tiezui was angry today, and when she calmed down another day, he would buy some things to make amends to her.
After she figured it out, Xu Meihua stopped arguing with Liu Tiezui and walked home first. As for Zhang Laibao, Xu Meihua didn't care.
At this time, Zhang Laibao was eager to return to his village to promote Zhao Youcai's legendary experience of working cattle, but he could not move his legs or walk very fast.
Just like that, Liu Tiezui in the front was bow-legged, and Zhang Laibao in the back was also similar. The two of them walked towards Yong'an Village in a "hurry" like they were crawling.
When they were approaching Yong'an Village, two people came from the fork in front, each carrying an earthen basket. The older one was Lao Qi's aunt Wu Dongxia, and the younger woman was Song Qiuyue, the second daughter-in-law of the old Liu family, who was also Li Ruhai. Sister Qiuyue.
"Hey." Song Qiuyue pulled Wu Dongxia, pointed at Liu Tiezui and Zhang Laibao who were walking this way and said, "Look at them, they are quite interesting, haha."
"It's not that good!" Wu Dongxia also laughed and said, "The aisles are all like that!"
After saying that, Wu Dongxia hurriedly said hello to Liu Tiezui. When her son returns from another job next year, he might have to ask Liu Tiezui to introduce him to someone.
As for Song Qiuyue, her original matchmaker was Liu Tiezui, so she also said hello.
Liu Tiezui responded to the two of them, but anyone could see that she was not in a good mood at this time.
Wu Dongxia and Song Qiuyue were about to go home with Liu Tiezui, but they heard someone behind them shouting: "Auntie Lao Qi, Second Sister-in-law Liu!"
"Yue, don't pay attention to him." Wu Dongxia muttered, glanced sideways at Zhang Laibao, and said, "It's embarrassing."
"Yeah!" Song Qiuyue nodded, and the two of them followed Liu Tiezui.
Liu Tiezui didn't walk very fast, so they didn't leave Zhang Laibao far behind.
Zhang Laibao originally wanted to talk to Aunt Lao Qi and Song Qiuyue about Zhao Youcai's cattle slaughter, but after discovering that his hot face was touching his cold butt, Zhang Laibao felt a little angry and couldn't help but muttered: "These two bitches!"
The word "girl" is different from that of "men". Men in the Northeast have no problem being called "men". But the word "lady" is rather derogatory, and female comrades don't like to hear others call them "lazy".
Like when Zhao Youcai was usually fucked by Wang Meilan, he would always whisper to himself: "This bitch!"
But they are a couple, so that’s all they say!
Zhang Laibao is not popular in the first place, but he still dares to talk so loudly. Can Wu Dongxia and Song Qiuyue tolerate him?
"Who the hell are you talking about?" Northeastern women in their fifties are not easy to mess with. Wu Dongxia turned around and pointed at Zhang Laibao and shouted: "Why the hell are you talking to your mother like that even if you leave home?"
"No!" Zhang Laibao was frightened and waved his hands quickly: "I didn't say anything!"
"Looking at you like this, I'm going to beat you up! Don't be so arrogant!" Song Qiuyue also said to Zhang Laibao: "If you dare to arrant again, don't say I'll beat you up!"
Zhang Laibao didn't even dare to say a word. Wu Dongxia and Song Qiuyue saw that he was so cowardly.
But as the three of them continued walking into the village, they suddenly heard a roar coming from behind: "That forced adopted son, just stand there!"
The three of them turned around when they heard the sound and saw five young men running towards them.
The three of them were stunned. They didn't know any of these people. But at this moment, one of the five people shouted: "Is it him?"
"Second sister said he was the one who cheated on her, so that's him!" one person replied.
Upon hearing this, Wu Dongxia and Song Qiuyue hurriedly stepped aside for fear of bleeding all over their bodies. But it was too late for Zhang Laibao to run away, and he was surrounded by five people and beaten violently!
It’s still the first update today. I’m suffering from a cold in this weather.
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