The whole mountain is my hunting ground
Chapter 883 Yongan Heroes: Xiao Bajie and Li Baoyu (October update 3141)
November 14, 1987, the 23rd day of the ninth lunar month, Saturday.
When the commuter train stopped outside Yong'an Forest Farm and the carriage door opened, Zhao Jun heard the "General Assembly March" coming from the forest farm.
Zhao Jun got out of the car and parted ways with Zhao Youcai and others. He went to the acceptance team to join his colleagues.
At nine o'clock in the morning, more than 400 workers gathered in the auditorium and listened to the mobilization call from the bureau leaders and field leaders.
At noon, sumptuous lunches were prepared in the first canteen and the second canteen.
Wild boar stewed vermicelli, wild boar stir-fried Chinese cabbage slices, the staple food is rice, steamed buns, and flower rolls, it’s enough!
Nearly five hundred people ate, and the standard of the food was not bad in the forest area these days.
Zhang Guoqing, the canteen director, stood in the canteen hall with his hands behind his back, full of arrogance.
At two o'clock in the afternoon, the workers once again gathered in the auditorium for a party.
The performers at the party were ordinary forest farm workers. Many of them were illiterate and their performance skills were average.
Most of them are choruses, only one with three and a half lines and an allegro are new.
Most of the choruses of various work groups were out of tune, but the workers were not picky and simply took the mistakes of their fellow workers as a joke.
Zhao Jun, Li Baoyu, and Lin Xiangshun sat in the middle, nibbling the melon seeds distributed in the field.
Backstage, union leader Su Jinbao walked up to Li Ruhai.
At this time, Li Ruhai had taken off the big cotton monkey outside and was wearing his ancestral tunic suit. He was sitting on a stool changing his shoes.
Taking off the large cotton shoes issued by the forest farm, Li Ruhai took out his leather shoes from the triangular pocket beside him and stepped on them.
Then when he stood up, Li Ruhai stamped his feet several times, smiled at Su Jinbao and said, "Uncle Su."
"Boy." Su Jinbao smiled at Li Ruhai and said, "I'm going to stand out today because of you!"
Li Ruhai was the finale today, and after him there was a chorus of "We Workers Have Power", so the party was over.
Su Jinbao watched the rehearsals of all the programs, but only Li Ruhai's program made Su Jinbao feel interesting.
Li Ruhai shook off the non-existent dust on his sleeves and said to Su Jinbao, "Uncle Su, don't worry."
After saying that, Li Ruhai raised his hand and pointed in the direction of the stage and said: "This is a small scene, just grab it with your hands!"
Recently, Li Ruhai felt that Zhang Yuanmin's two mantras were so catchy that people didn't realize how powerful they were.
"Great!" Su Jinbao smiled, patted Li Ruhai on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "From now on, you will be the director of our Workers' Federation."
"Director!" After hearing Su Jinbao's words, Li Ruhai's eyes lit up and he said happily: "Then I am Director Li?"
"Yes, yes!" Su Jinbao said with a smile: "If you work hard, you will be the leader of the union in less than twenty years."
"Oh!" Li Ruhai nodded happily and said, "Uncle, can't you give me a salary increase?"
"Well..." Su Jinbao said with a dry smile: "There is no salary subsidy, and there is no bonus for professional titles, haha."
"It's okay, it's okay." Li Ruhai's eyes were bright and he thought: "Director Li, Master Li, hehehe..."
"Okay, kid!" Su Jinbao stopped Li Ruhai and said, "Stop being silly, it's your turn to take the stage later."
Li Ruhai raised his head slightly, raised his left hand to his ear and shook it repeatedly.
At this time, the workers in the second workshop finished singing the chorus and stepped off the stage. Zhou Jianjun walked onto the stage, stood in front of the microphone, leaned over and smiled and said: "Now, workers, please appreciate Li Ruhai from the guard room..."
"good!"
Before Zhou Jianjun finished speaking, he was interrupted by a burst of applause. Zhou Jianjun smiled faintly and continued: "The forest story he brought - the legend of hunting!"
"good!"
There were cheers and applause. Chu Anmin, who was sitting in the first row, applauded while looking back at the excited workers.
Li Baoyu, who was among the workers, was stunned at this time.
"Hey!" Zhao Jun touched Li Baoyu with his elbow and said while putting the melon seeds under his front teeth: "Didn't you tell Ru Hai that he was going to talk about his peeing?"
Amid the applause of the crowd, Li Ruhai walked onto the stage with a smile. He was wearing a Chinese tunic suit and shiny leather shoes, and he waved to the audience.
When he walked behind the microphone, the applause fell instantly. Only Chu Anmin was stunned and quickly put his hands down.
"Dear leaders." Li Ruhai bowed slightly and said with a smile, "Dear co-workers, hello everyone!"
"good!"
The cheers and applause rang out again.
Li Ruhai smiled and cupped his fists. At this moment, all the pores on his body stretched, and the blood flowing in his body was boiling.
Li Ruhai's eyes were extremely bright. After the applause fell, he said loudly: "Today I will bring you a story. It is said that people rely on the mountains to eat mountains, and people rely on water to eat water. There is such a group of people in our Yong'an forest area. They carry guns into the mountains, drive Dogs hunt, they walk among the mountains and dense forests, and run through the ice and snow.
On this day, the weather was beautiful and the sky was clear and cloudless. Several hunting dogs ran up along the ridge, and on the two sides of the mountain, two young men walked up the road in the snow.
One of the two men is carrying a gun, and the other is carrying a knife. The young man carrying the gun is a famous brave young man in these ten miles and eight villages. People in the world call him General Zhao Jun! "
Li Ruhai spoke eloquently, instantly pulling everyone into the icy and snowy mountains and forests.
Li Baoyu, who was in the crowd, started to tremble with his hands, and melon seeds fell from between his fingers.
At this time, he had an unknown premonition.
Li Ruhai continued on the stage: "The young man holding the knife next to Zhao Jun is 1.9 meters tall, broad-shouldered and round. The dog-skin hat on his head covers his fan ears, but it cannot block his long face."
Speaking of this, Li Ruhai emphasized his tone and said: "His name is Li Baoyu. Because of his long face and big ears, people in the world call him Xiao Bajie Li Baoyu."
"Hahaha……"
The auditorium exploded instantly, and the roar of laughter almost overturned the roof. Chu Anmin looked around blankly, and finally pulled Zhou Chunming, who was leaning forward and backward, and asked, "What are they laughing at?"
Zhou Chunming pointed to the stage and said to Chu Anmin: "That Xiao Bajie is his brother, his brother."
"Hahaha..." Chu Anmin also laughed.
There is nothing funny about the nickname Xiao Bajie. These days, rural people all have nicknames, including Gou Shengzi and Er Gouzi, so there is nothing funny about it.
The reason why everyone laughed was not the story itself, but that the person who nicknamed Li Baoyu was his brother.
This is just like Li Dayong drinking deer gun wine. It's not a big deal, but his son can't be the one to break the news.
In the crowd, Zhao Jun and Lin Xiangshun were on the left and right, holding Li Baoyu tightly.
Li Baoyu's face was livid, and his eyes were like spitting fire as he stared at the young man on the stage who was talking eloquently.
…
"When the three hunting dogs pinned the wild boar down in the snow, Zhao Jun fired the bayonet of his Type 56 semi-automatic rifle. Just as he was about to step forward and kill the wild boar, he heard a shout from beside him."
When he said this, Li Ruhai's mouth made an O shape, so that his voice became loud and angry, and Li Ruhai shouted: "Brother leaves the pig under the knife, and I will give you the precious jade!"
"It's too late, then it's quick!" Li Ruhai narrated: "Li Baoyu took long strides and rushed straight to the door of the wild boar. When he reached the pig, Li Baoyu jumped up, split his two long legs, and the man was already riding. On the back of a wild boar.
This idiot grabbed the wild boar's mane and held the knife in one hand. Just as he was about to lift the knife, the wild boar raised its body and pouted violently in the snow. "
Li Ruhai paused for a moment and said with a smile: "Although Xiao Bajie is brave, he met the real Bajie today!"
"Hahaha……"
Li Ruhai had only mentioned Xiao Bajie once before, and Li Baoyu was used to tell the story from then on. At this moment, Xiao Bajie was mentioned again, and laughter resounded throughout the auditorium again.
"The wild boar poked out, and Li Baoyu couldn't hold on to the wild boar's bristles anymore. He jumped into the air, róu... a dog gnawed mud and got stuck in the snow."
"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed again.
"Xiao Bajie suffered a big loss, but the wild boar still doesn't want to let him go." Li Ruhai said with a smile: "The wild boar rushed over, lowered his head and thrust his nose under Li Baoyu, then raised his head, and Li Baoyu got up again. Up in the air, róu...another dog chewing on the mud!"
"Hahaha……"
Chu Anmin kept patting Zhou Chunming, laughing so hard that tears came out. He said intermittently: "This kid is so interesting!"
"After Xiao Bajie gnawed four or five mouthfuls of snow, the wild boar was finally caught by the hunting dogs who loyally protected the owner. Zhao Jun in the distance saw his brother in trouble, and he suddenly became angry and swung his gun. Go straight to the wild boar and kill it!
After killing the wild boar, Zhao Jun rushed to Li Baoyu. He knelt down in the snow, picked up Li Baoyu, patted his cheek and called: "Brother, brother." Li Baoyu faintly woke up after hearing a moan of "Uh huh huh".
At this time, Li Baoyu only said one sentence to Zhao Jun! "
Li Ruhai paused again, raised a finger and pointed upward: "He said: 'Brother, I saw that I am too old.'"
"Hahahaha..." The laughter reached its peak again.
Chu Anmin covered his face with his hands, laughing so hard that he was out of breath.
By the time everyone stopped laughing, Li Ruhai had already stepped down. Seeing Zhou Jianjun coming up to announce the curtain, someone in the audience shouted: "We want to listen to Xiao Bajie."
"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed.
Zhou Jianjun couldn't hold it back and laughed.
He raised his hand and waved it in the air, but when he leaned in front of the microphone, Zhou Jianjun laughed again.
When he smiled, the audience also laughed.
Party, Party, this is called Party.
Li Ruhai's performance of just ten minutes made everyone laugh.
Backstage, Su Jinbao took Li Ruhai's hand and shook it: "Ruhai, no!"
Su Jinbao said: "Director Li!"
"Master Su!" Li Ruhai replied with a smile.
"Director Li!" Su Jinbao remembered something and said to Li Ruhai, "See if you can find a place to hide for two days."
As he spoke, Su Jinbao pointed upward and said, "We have a guest house in the forest farm."
"This..." Li Ruhai also hesitated.
Go to sleep, brothers. After writing this paragraph, I feel that my energy is gone. I will sleep for a night and write again tomorrow.
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