The whole mountain is my hunting ground

Zhao Jun knew about being covered in mud.

But the actual situation is that when Ma Ling was three years old, it was time to harvest corn in autumn, and all the labor in the family went to work.

At that time, the forest farm was on holiday and the school was on holiday. In addition to Ma Ling, even eight-year-old Ma Sheng participated in the labor.

Splitting corn is not like other tasks. Walking through the corn field, the corn leaves scratch and prick people, so when I am busy, I can only leave the well-fed and drunk Ma Ling on the edge of the field.

But just because she drank enough, the girl wanted to go to the toilet, but she didn't say anything and just peed in her pants.

The buttocks and lower thighs are all wet, and the child will definitely not be able to sit still. Gradually, Mrs. Ma, who was breaking corn in the field, was the first to realize something was wrong. Before, her eldest granddaughter had always been sitting there acting dumb, but why did she suddenly change to crawling all over the floor?

The old lady went over with a basket on her back and saw that little Ma Ling's pants were covered in mud.

It's not a big deal, kids, who hasn't peed their pants as a kid?

The key is that Ma Yang is a wicked kid. The couple were reminiscing about their childhood. Ma Ling said, "When I ran away, I was covered in dirt." "Peeed" came to answer the mystery. While maximizing the comedy effect, he also maxed out Ma Ling's anger value!

Ma Ling took off the basket on her elbow and handed it to Zhao Jun. At the same time, she rushed straight towards Ma Yang.

Those who were watching the excitement around them all snickered and moved away. Zhao Jun's wealth had attracted some people's attention just now. Listening to the funny conversation between the siblings, there were three or four people around who laughed out loud.

"Hey!" Zhao Jun grabbed Ma Ling with quick eyes and hands. The girl glared at Ma Yang angrily, her cheeks tightened, and she gritted her teeth. She really wanted to bite off a piece of meat from Ma Yang's body.

Ma Yang was startled by his sister and stepped back in panic, almost hitting someone.

The man raised his hand to support Ma Yang, looked where Ma Yang was looking, and met Zhao Jun's eyes.

"Ah!" The man was startled, and when he looked at Zhao Jun, he felt familiar.

"Second brother-in-law." Zhao Jun recognized this man. It was the manager of the supply and marketing cooperative, You Guangquan, Wang Meilan's uncle and niece.

Originally, Zhao Jun wanted to find him, but when he took Ma Ling around the supply and marketing cooperative, Zhao Jun enjoyed a special sense of warmth. Although there is Ma Yang's light bulb next to it, this light bulb can be ignored.

But it would be different if you were looking for You Guangquan, no one could ignore him.

But now that we meet each other, we have to say hello. When Zhao Jun said "Second brother-in-law", You Guangquan immediately reacted and said with a smile: "Brother, why did you come here? Why didn't you come to me when you came?"

At this time, when Ma Ling heard that Zhao Jun called this man his second brother-in-law, she no longer bothered to deal with Ma Yang.

"Haha, I don't want to cause you any trouble." Zhao Jun replied with a smile: "You have a very busy day, so I will buy some things and go back after shopping."

"Brother, what are you talking about?" Hearing this, You Guangquan immediately said with a look of displeasure on his face: "No matter how busy we are, can we still have no relatives?"

With that said, You Guangquan raised his hand and pointed in the direction of his office and said, "Let's go inside!"

"Hey!" Zhao Jun responded with a smile, and then stretched out his hand to hold Ma Ling.

His actions were noticed by You Guangquan. You Guangquan glanced at Ma Ling and then asked Zhao Jun: "This is..."

"My partner." Zhao Jun responded with a smile, then pulled Ma Yang over and introduced You Guangquan: "This is my partner's younger brother."

"Ah, ah!" You Guangquan smiled and nodded. Zhao Jun hadn't introduced him yet, so he didn't say anything else.

At this time, Zhao Jun introduced You Guangquan to the Ma family siblings and said, "This is the second uncle of our fourth uncle's family. We must call him second brother-in-law."

"Huh?" You Guangquan, who was about to speak, swallowed what he was about to say after hearing Zhao Jun's words. From what Zhao Jun said, these siblings still have a relationship with their father-in-law.

Ma Ling glanced at You Guangquan, and then asked Zhao Jun, "Which fourth uncle is it?"

"Which fourth uncle is there?" Zhao Jun said with a smile: "Whose house does our house belong to?"

"Oops!" Ma Ling's eyes widened when she heard this. She looked at You Guangquan in surprise and said, "My mother said that her fourth uncle has moved to Tuanbei."

"Yes, my wife's family is in Tuanbei!" You Guangquan responded with a smile, and then asked Ma Ling, "Are you the daughter of the eldest daughter-in-law?"

You Guangquan has never met Wang Cuihua, but he heard his father-in-law and daughter-in-law say that they sold the house to a sister named Dahua when they left.

"Yes." Now they met, Ma Ling smiled at You Guangquan, nodded, and called "Second brother-in-law", and Ma Yang also followed suit.

Wang Meilan and You Guangquan's father-in-law, Wang Hongkui, are uncles and siblings, while Wang Cuihua is an uncle to them. But at this time, people attach great importance to affection. Distant relatives and close neighbors are not outsiders.

You Guangquan happily welcomed the three of them to his office, took out soda and water from the box behind the door and gave it to Zhao Jun, Ma Ling and Ma Yang.

After he sat down, You Guangquan complained to Zhao Jun and said: "Last time you came to my fifth aunt, didn't we agree before you left? Come back next time, you will have a home. This is a good thing, we can just meet each other when we come. All the children are gone.”

Zhao Jun quickly apologized and said with a smile: "Second brother-in-law, I came here in a hurry today. I just went down the mountain to buy some things for the wedding."

"Getting married?" Hearing this, You Guangquan stopped complaining about Zhao Jun and asked hurriedly: "Has the wedding date been set?"

"It's settled, it's settled." Zhao Jun smiled and said, "It's the third day of February next year."

"The third day of February." You Guangquan took out a calendar for next year from the drawer, flipped through a few pages and looked up at Zhao Jun and said, "March 20th?"

"Yes." Zhao Jun responded, and You Guangquan put down the calendar and said, "I will take your second sister there when the time comes."

"Ouch!" Zhao Jun chuckled and said, "That's great. If you want to come back, just stay a few more days."

Zhao Jun did not take You Guangquan's words seriously.

Because Wang Hongkui's family hasn't had any contact with his hometown for many years. It would be good for his second uncle to take care of his relatives who go to the city to buy goods. But he wouldn’t travel more than three hundred miles just to attend Zhao Jun’s wedding, right?

Zhao Jun didn't think he had such a great reputation.

You Guangquan is a very upright person. After listening to Zhao Jun's words, he smiled and said: "Your second sister and I both have jobs, and we won't be able to stay for a few days when we go back. Then we will have a wedding with you and my sister, and then go up the mountain to give to my father-in-law." Burn three swords of paper."

The father-in-law You Guangquan talks about is his father-in-law. Hearing You Guangquan's words, Zhao Jun nodded and said, "That's right."

Although Zhao Jun was a little confused, he couldn't say anything else at this time.

As soon as Zhao Jun finished speaking, You Guangquan sighed softly and continued: "My father-in-law left, and the two of us stayed with him. In the end, the old man had nothing else to say, so he just told us that we had I'll go back to my hometown and burn three pieces of paper for the old man and the old lady."

At this point, You Guangquan clicked his lips and said: "The old man only has such a worry, and he told us to just go there. Do you think we can not handle it for him?"

This You Guangquan can do it, he is a filial uncle. Zhao Jun could not accept his words, so he could only nod in agreement with a serious face. Ma Ling and Ma Yang on the side also held soda bottles and remained silent.

When a person reaches the last moment of his life, he may be thinking about his descendants or his family fortune. But some people, when they are in a daze at the end, will gently call for their mother.

"Sister, little brother." You Guangquan also felt that the atmosphere in the room was a little heavy. He greeted Ma Ling and Ma Yang with a smile and said, "Drink that soda. If it's gone, my brother-in-law will give it to you again. We don't have anything else here." A lot, that’s a lot of stuff.”

After saying that, You Guangquan looked at Zhao Jun and said, "Brother, look at what you haven't bought yet. My brother-in-law has already done it for you."

Zhao Jun was not polite and immediately took out the piece of paper Wang Meilan had given him this morning from his pocket, unfolded it and handed it to You Guang.

You Guangquan took the paper, put it in front of him, and turned the words written on it right side up.

You Guangquan has worked in this supply and marketing cooperative for seven or eight years. According to relatives, friends and even acquaintances, the number of people who come to buy wedding supplies is like crucian carp crossing the river, and there are countless people throughout the year.

Even so, when You Guangquan saw the crooked words on the paper, his eyes widened.

Although Wang Meilan's handwriting is not pretty, it is clear and clear, ensuring that anyone who reads it can recognize it.

You Guangquan clicked his eyes twice to make sure he was not dazzled, then he looked up at Zhao Jun and asked, "Brother, do we open a store in the village?"

Well, he was thought to be by Zhao Jun to deliver goods!

After asking this question, You Guangquan added: "We use it for our own home, and then we sell it to others?"

"No." Zhao Jun shook his head and said, "We just use it for ourselves."

"For your own use?" You Guangquan's voice changed instantly. He held the piece of paper in his hand, tilted his head and looked at Zhao Jun, and asked: "How do you... use such an old thing?"

If it weren't for his wife's brother and sister in front of him, You Guangquan would even want to ask: "How many times have you been married?"

"Ah..." Zhao Jun didn't know what to say to You Guangquan, so he could only bite the bullet and said: "It works anyway."

You Guangquan twitched the corner of his mouth, put the piece of paper on the table, pushed it in front of Zhao Jun, pointed to the first line of words on it, and asked: "Brother, we are not outsiders, your brother-in-law only said this. This thing , what do you want two hundred for?"

Indeed, if it weren’t for relatives, who would care whether you buy more or less. You have money and you are willing to spend it, who cares?

But You Guangquan really misses family ties, and what Wang Meilan wants is really unpredictable.

At this time, Ma Ling and Ma Yang were sitting far away from the table. They were very curious about what was written on the piece of paper, but they couldn't come over to read it.

"Cough." Zhao Jun coughed awkwardly and saw that the first line of the paper read: Two hundred red spicy candles.

Although there are typos here, no matter who reads it, they all know what Wang Meilan wants.

"Let's go home..." Zhao Jun organized his words and said to You Guangquan: "We live in a two-and-a-half-room house now. When it's over, our new house will be five rooms larger."

At this point, Zhao Jun hurriedly changed the subject and said: "Second brother-in-law, you and my second sister are going back, so you can stay with us because we have room."

"Is that possible?" You Guangquan immediately refused: "You and your wife just got married, can we live with you?"

This is a fastidious person, much better than Ma Yang who insists on being a light bulb.

"No." Zhao Jun smiled and said, "Our old house still has two and a half rooms. Can it still not accommodate you?"

"Hey, this is good..." You Guangquan was persuaded by Zhao Jun, but he suddenly remembered that something was wrong and hurriedly said to Zhao Jun: "No, brother, you can't use our five or eight rooms." So many candles!”

"Haha." Zhao Jun said with a smile: "My mother said that that night, I would not turn on the lights in several rooms at home, but just light candles, and stay lit all night."

"What is this for?" You Guangquan asked in confusion.

Zhao Jun replied: "My mother said it is booming."

"Hong..." You Guangquan clicked his eyes twice and continued to ask: "Then if you lighted two hundred candles at once, wouldn't they be extinguished in one pile? They can't last for one night? You leave. OK, then you... got up in the middle of the night to change it?"

"Um..." Faced with You Guangquan's many questions, Zhao Jun said: "My mother said to dice these candles, melt them when they get home, pour them into a bucket, and twist them all again. Wouldn't they become big wax?"

"Big..." You Guangquan was stunned by Wang Meilan's whimsical idea. He paused for three seconds before calculating for Zhao Jun: "Two hundred candles are melted. How many barrels will it cost? Our two houses , Seven and a half rooms are useless! Do you want three days and three nights?"

"Ah..." Zhao Jun replied: "My mother said, make three sets, order one for the New Year, one for the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and save another set for when I get married."

You Guangquan was right, he really took the photo three times.

But today, Zhao Jun was very different from usual. He told my mother that he looked like a mama's boy.

"Huh?" You Guangquan was stunned and blurted out: "Why do you light it during the Chinese New Year? Chinese New Year... ah..."

Halfway through the words, You Guangquan came to his senses and immediately raised his chin at Zhao Jun and said, "Is it prosperous?"

"Yes!" Zhao Jun nodded twice. You Guangquan's comprehension ability was very good, which saved Zhao Jun a lot, my mother said.

You Guang was speechless. He usually worked as a manager in a supply and marketing cooperative. Regardless of his position, the key was that he could get in touch with people of all levels. But whether they were in business or in power, You Guangquan had never seen such a arrogant family.

Is this still a mountain person?

You Guangquan pursed his lips and looked at the paper on the table. A piece of graph paper, probably torn from a child's exercise book, had a few lines of pencil words written on it. The money required for these words was something You Guangquan couldn't earn in a year.

"Brother!" You Guang put his hand on the paper and asked Zhao Jun: "Then what are these two hundred kilograms of red paper for?"

After saying this, You Guangquan then asked: "How can this thing be sold by the pound?"

You Guang was speechless. Toilet paper is sold by the pound these days. But how much of this red paper can anyone use? When someone is having a wedding, he comes and pulls a large piece of red paper, rolls it into a roll and takes it back.

"No?" You Guangquan continued: "I heard my father-in-law say that there aren't many households in our village. There are about a hundred households. Let's put happy words on their tents. How much paper can we use? ? If you fold a few more big red flowers after that, it won’t cost more than 200 kilograms, right?”

"Cough! Cough!" Zhao Jun was speechless. He took a sip of soda, trying to cover up his embarrassment, but ended up choking.

After coughing twice, Zhao Jun said: "My mother said that we were getting married in March, and the trees in the village were bare and unsightly. I put some red paper and wrapped it up to one meter from the roots of the trees."

You Guangquan: "..."

Zhao Jun was afraid that You Guangquan would ask questions again, so he took the initiative and said: "My mother went to the village to check. There are a total of sixty-eight trees in our village. After that, she cut down the two trees in front of our house a few days in advance. That’s sixty-six trees.”

You Guangquan: "..."