The Whole World is Licking Me and My Ex-girlfriend’s CP

Song Yushi's cold is not good, her voice is a little more hoarse than usual, and the ending is lazy, and you can hear a little coquettishness when you taste it carefully.

If there are bullet screens above people's heads, then everyone will see that a certain area of ​​the auditorium is focusing on the bullet screen in their minds: No, no, no? I won't really get it, will I? There will be no one who doesn't know that Qi Yu is real! !

The exclamation mark broke through the recording studio and went straight to the sky, screaming with the C fans who were supporting outside the venue.

"Wow!" The host was very dedicated to fill the ten-second gap: "We finished three sentences during the rain, two true and one false. Obviously, The last sentence is false. Now it's Keke's turn."

"Ke Ke, please say three words to Yu Shi, both true and false."

Then, Xiao Nan, who was also in the backstage, saw Sister Ming who was anxiously squeezed next to the assistant director and sat back, with a Buddhist and indifferent face. Xiao Nan wondered: "Sister Ming, why didn't you remind Teacher Qi to open?"

Sister Ming chuckled: "She can do whatever she wants."

That look, that movement, that approaching unconsciously, is more like a business than a **** business.

Xiao Nan was still stunned when he heard Qi Ke's voice from the stereo: "I like to sing."

Xiao Nan: "Well, this is the truth."

"There is a bunny on the moon."

"It sounds fake."

"I like you."

“…”

Is it really good to be so straightforward, Mr. Qi! !

, Sister Ming smiled slightly: "Calm."

Xiao Nan was immediately ashamed: No wonder she can be an agent, she has seen too little of the world!

When Qi Ke hit the straight ball, everyone boiled, and even Song Yushi was stunned. After subconsciously avoiding Qi Ke's fiery gaze, the tips of his ears turned red.

Door.

Qi Ke kept smiling.

What they say is the truth, and in the eyes of others, it is business. What kind of human suffering is this?

This session ended. After a short intermission, the guests and the host changed into more casual clothes for the following activities-

The guests and the host are divided into two teams, and the first team is divided into two groups. The two teams each send one group for storytelling, and the remaining group makes dumplings next to them.

Each story solitaire must be 30 seconds, but no more than 3 minutes, whichever team tells the story, which team can make dumplings, and the team that cannot continue fails, whoever fills 20 dumplings first just win.

Qi Ke was happy: "Captain, your strengths!"

Song Yushi: "…"

She swears that there has never been such a competition in this show, and she seriously suspects that Qi Ke bribed the director to force it.

It was too late to ask at this time, Song Yushi didn't ask, obediently and Qi Ke silently walked to the temporary table and sat down. A bag of flour and a basin of water were placed on the table, and the stuffing was chopped up, which also avoided the indecent scene of fans chopping meat with a knife on stage when they saw Song Yushi, who has always taken the sweet route.

Thinking of this possibility, Song Yushi couldn't help but glared at Qi Ke.

But because of the camera record, this stare was all smiling, and the result...like anger and anger, like electric discharge. Qi Ke was so stunned that she stretched out her hand to cover her eyes.

Song Yushi: "?"

The game has already started, and the story has begun to be made up there. There are more cameras there, and almost no one on the stage pays attention to this side.

But the fans of Song Yushi and Qi Ke, as well as the C fans of the two, are paying attention to this side all the time.

Song Yushi is only a fan:? ? ? What are you doing, Qi Ke? Let go of my goose! You put the curtain in front of her eyes and ask the **** to remember to lift it!

Qi Kewei Fan: Too dedicated. Our cubs are so obsessed with work, woo woo woo, earning money is too difficult, wait for Mama to make money to buy you a big house! !

Qi Yu fans: What are you two doing! Too much! what about work! ! Don't fall in love with public expense hahahahahaha, hey hey hahahahaha, continue to get more.

The two people on the stage did not receive any anger, crying or excitement from the audience at all, but the moment they put their hands on it, both of them were stunned.

Blushing heartbeat.

Qi Ke hurriedly retracted her hand and cleared her throat: "Uh, why haven't our team started talking yet?"

Song Yushi shook his head absently.

Two minutes passed quickly, and Chen Sheng, who was on the same team with them, began to tell stories. Because the opponent's storytelling was all made up, and it was illogical, and the relationship between the characters was complicated, Chen Sheng was very broken. Mai was handed over in just thirty seconds.

Song Yushi, who just poured the flour into the basin: "...?"

That's it?

Qi Ke also: "?"

Is it fun to play?

Chen Sheng and Jiang Jing obviously didn't want them to play happily, they took the story ooc once, and each time was no longer than one minute, so in the eyes of the audience, Song Yushi and Qi Ke were like this of-

Pour in flour - three minutes past - pour water into flour - three minutes past - kneading - three minutes past - continue kneading - three minutes...

Qi Ke threw the noodles into the basin: "..."

You mother!

The audience and the host were laughing backwards and forwards, the host laughed loudly: "Ke Ke is here... Ha ha ha, hum! Don't do it! Useless man! Hahahahaha Haha!! It hurts, it hurts too much hahahaha!”

Qi Ke: "Haha."

Host, you are laughing so wildly that you can't see any distress! !

Qi Ke turned her head and discussed with Song Yushi: "No, let's play other things."

Song Yushi disagreed: "If you don't, you will lose."

Qi Ke: "Do we still have the possibility of winning?"

Song Yushi: "...One percent."

Qi Ke: "..." You don't have to be so confident in them! You see, there are three dumplings on the plate of the team next door! Although crooked melons and cracked dates are still dumplings!

"Okay." Song Yushi was defeated by Qi Ke's eyes, and sincerely said, "We will lose."

It is very correct to recognize the reality.

Qi Ke was satisfied: "But it's not good for us to sit like this, it's not as good as us..."

Sister Ming, who was about to become a Buddha in the backstage, suddenly opened her eyes when she heard these words, she sat up slowly, and had a bad premonition.

Sure enough, the next second, the screen changed.

Qi Ke and Song Yushi played rock-paper-scissors.

Sister Ming: "...???"

Audience: "???"

Host: "???"

The teammates who were still struggling to make up stories didn't notice such a situation, they only felt that the eyes of the opponent had changed.

Jiang Jing followed his opponent's gaze: "???"

So beautiful?

Qi Ke clenched the cloth into a fist like no one else, and whispered, "I'll let you." Then she stretched out her beautiful face to Song Yushi and closed her eyes: "Come on. "

Song Yushi stared at her face, looked carefully, seriously, everyone turned red, Song Yushi slowly raised his hand, and his fingertips brushed Qi Ke's cheek, leaving behind A white flour imprint.

Excited fans in the audience:? ? ? I'm taking my pants off, show me this?

Song Yushi was immersed in Qi Ke's temporary game, and she had a lot of fun. When the game was over there, and the camera and attention completely shifted to their side, she and Qi Ke It's like rolling in flour.

& nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; !

Song Yushi: "…"

I will be ruined.

Qi Ke: "..." It's not bad to be a comedian.

The recording of the show ended that night. Fans who participated in the recording could not post videos and photos, but could only send text feedback.

C fans disagree: how? What's wrong with our squad leader?

C fans at the scene all shook their heads and sighed: Young man, you have seen too little of the world. In this world, love makes people blind and makes people stupid.

At this time, the stupid couple number 1 who just washed the last bit of flour on her body at the hotel, no, it was Song Yushi. She looked at herself in the mirror, and the water droplets on her face kept falling, shining and clear.

Song Yushi closed her eyes. Every time, almost every time she was with Qi Ke, her mind would not be clear. Is there now a phenomenon of human-to-human transmission with bad brains?

The phone on the pool table lights up.

The sweet group is chatting in full swing.

Meng Ying: Captain Song Yushi, let's join the group together for one day! I can actually participate in the opening ceremony?

Qi Ke: . The opening ceremony did not invite me.

Meng Ying: I'm not your fan, I know you're flying to London for Fashion Week that day.

Qi Ke:? you have a crush on me?

Meng Ying: …Captain, listen to my explanation.

Song Yushi: "..." I'm sorry, she didn't really want to hear it.

Song Yushi didn't reply and it didn't affect them to continue chatting. After a while, Orange Juice joined in. She was also on the set recently, and she was in a film and television city with Song Yushi and the others, and was making an appointment with Meng Ying.

Meng Ying: I'm afraid that the company will not agree.

Orange Juice: ? Does the company still manage this?

Meng Ying: You don't know! The first sister of our company also joined the group and played a villain, ah, speechless, she is annoying, and she likes to make small reports and deduct my salary!

Meng Ying was tricked by someone after peacefully terminated the contract with the company. Although everyone has digested it, every time I hear her tragic situation, I still cry.

The group was silent for a while, and Qi Ke made a voice.

Meng Ying: Keke, you are so touching, you even sing to comfort me! But do you have a cold? Is it contagious during rain? Nibbling to.

Song Yushi:…

What is this weird and a bit ambiguous!

Song Yushi dried her hands, unlocked her phone, and clicked on Qi Ke's voice. There seems to be a sea breeze blowing over there, Qi Ke's voice is ethereal and singing.

The piano is light, the sea breeze is blowing, and the love song is subtle and gentle.

Song Yushi finished listening to the song and replied: Announcement [Singing is prohibited in this group, and those who violate it will be kicked out]

Qi Ke:?

Meng Ying: ?

Meng Ying, who was also the lead singer, was also seated together: she was both removed and deprived of her right to sing.

Song Yushi nodded with satisfaction: Much more comfortable.

Flour or something, just pretend it never happened.

"Jing Zhe" is a Su Shuang dog blood sweet romance drama transitioning from the campus to the city. Although the title does not seem to be tall, the screenwriter has a big brain hole, a good script, and the characters of the male and female protagonists. It is also more likeable. Song Yushi agreed to take it on the same day after reading the script.

Before the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, "Jing Zhe" was launched, and Song Yushi and Meng Ying joined the group directly after the launch.

As Meng Ying said, Zhou Er also played a small role in it. He didn't have many scenes all day, so he sat in the crew and watched people filming, mocking Meng Ying twice from time to time , several times she was tearful about what Meng Ying said, and she gave Meng Ying some dessert in a bad mood, threatening her to cry and not want to eat it in her next life.

Meng Ying complained to Song Yushi while touching her tears: "Who cares! Hiccup!"

Song Yushi: "..." Eating less is still convincing.

All of them came out of a group. Seeing Meng Ying being bullied so much, Song Yushi couldn't bear it, and secretly asked Sister Ming how much she would have to pay if she let Meng Ying terminate the contract. Sister Ming said that she went to ask, but the answer did not come, but Qi Ke's call came.

Song Yushi stared at the caller ID for a while, but still slid to the answer button.

“…”

“…”

Silence.

Since the "Happy Star Show" was recorded that day, Song Yushi joined the group, Qi Ke flew to London to participate in the fashion week, and after participating, flew to the recording studio to sing. . Qi Yu C powder, who has been sugar-free for many days, is waiting to be fed in the super talk, so she can only go crazy for archaeology.

"They have already revealed that the ruby ​​necklace you wore at the graduation concert was given by me. Are they detectives? How can they find out?" Qi Ke first talked about an irrelevant topic: "We Hurry up and send a candy, it's not too bad to be stripped of your bottoms by them."

"Speak up if you have something to say." Song Yushi had no time to listen to her nonsense when there was still drama.

Qi Ke got stuck, she gave a long hum and said, "Okay, I heard from Sister Ming that you want to help Meng Ying terminate the contract. I advise you not to."

Song Yushi said concisely: "I have money."

"I know." Qi Ke didn't seem to know what to say, so she paced around anxiously. Before she could think about the language, she heard Song Yushi say, "It's okay, I'll hang up." She hurriedly: "Hey—wait!"

Song Yushi stopped.

Qi Ke scratched her hair anxiously, her long hair messy covering most of her face, she made up her mind: "Okay, I'll showdown."

Song Yushi: "?"

Qi Ke: "Can't you see it? Where's your Ji Da?"

Song Yushi: "...what?"

"Oh, yes." Qi Ke said to herself again: "You are not naturally bent, you are bent by me, girl, you only like me. Well, also Not necessarily, and probably didn't like it."

Song Yushi: "…"

Qi Ke's ability to talk to herself is getting more and more powerful.

Song Yushi: "I'll hang up if I don't talk about business."

Qi Ke: "Zhou Er likes Meng Ying!!"

Song Yushi: "???"

Qi Ke: "Isn't it obvious? You don't know Zhou Er, I grew up with her, she is more temperamental than me, she doesn't want to enter any entertainment circle, that Meng Ying The company that you said cheated on her was created by Zhou Er specially for her."

Song Yushi: "…"

This is too much information for her to digest.

"That resource...?" Song Yushi finally caught something wrong.

Qi Ke slandered: "It's not like to deceive people back, possessiveness... Uh, you know, Zhou Er! Crazy! I don't agree with this kind of approach!"

Song Yushi: "…"

Qi Ke: "But it was the first time she liked people, she was inexperienced, she was proud, she was afraid that Meng Ying would run away, and she was afraid that Meng Ying would find out. That's why she got into the current situation. You If you really want Meng Ying to terminate the contract, I can come forward."

Song Yushi: ...these rich people like strange things.

Song Yushi rubbed his eyebrows and had a headache: "I see."

Qi Ke breathed a sigh of relief.

But I heard Song Yushi say: "Then please tell Zhou Er next week, I will give her a week, either showdown with Meng Ying and see Meng Ying's choice. Either change the way she likes people, or else Even if it is a sky-high contract termination fee, I will take Meng Ying away."

Qi Ke: "Captain..."

Captain has hung up.

"Dong dong dong." The door of the lounge was pushed open, and Xiao Nan stuck his head out: "Boss, get ready."

Song Yushi responded: "Come."

Obliquely, with the moonlight.

Some time ago, she bumped into Zhong Yi during London Fashion Week, and the two met briefly during their busy schedule.

Zhong Yi asked her: "I wanted to ask for a long time, since you still like the captain, why don't you just chase it? It's awkward every day, and it doesn't mean to get back together at all, counting on the captain himself Do you realize it?"

Qi Ke was silent for a long time.

Of course there are reasons, but it is only hypocritical to say it, she is thin-skinned and doesn't want to say it.

Zhong Yi: "Shut up, you are not thin."

Qi Ke: "..." Sure enough, he was struck by lightning in front of acquaintances.

"Okay." Qi Ke sighed.

She pursed her lips and raised her eyes, the corners of her eyes glowed a touch of red in the grievances, and the crimson was alluring. .

Zhong Yi: "If you have something to say, don't kill people with your face."

"She never said she liked me."

“…what?”

"Never once." Qi Ke's nose was sore and her throat was sore: "Actually, when we first got together, I wasn't sure if she liked me or it was just a novelty. But I like her Ah, I thought that we could be together for as long as we could. It was so dawdling until our group disbanded, I didn't want to drag it on, so I said we broke up. She agreed without even thinking about it. She didn't seem to care at all."

"No, you don't want to drag it on, why don't you just ask?"

“…scared.”

Funny to say, she was afraid of the answer, the negative answer.

"Don't you ask if you are sick and want to break up?" Zhong Yi roared.

"She was straight, and she was bent by me. Why don't you give her freedom while the group disbands, and ask if she likes it or not?"

Zhong Yi: "…"

She is single, the emotional entanglement is really out of line.

In the end, she sighed and said, "The captain doesn't like to express his feelings. If you don't ask her, she will be rotten in her heart. If you ask her, she will definitely answer. Take me and the captain as teammates. Nian, if she didn't like you, if you dared to touch her, you would have died long ago."

Qi Ke: "..." That's what you said, but can you stop being so bloody?

Zhong Yi: "You didn't just move her finger, did you?"

Qi Ke was silent and said, "I moved my finger."

Zhong Yi: "…"

Death to the shop! No need to feed the dog food, thank you!

There was a sports car speeding wildly on the road, Qi Ke came back to her senses, she unlocked her phone, and made another call: "Sister Ming? Help me book the fastest flight back to China. "

"What are you doing back here?"

"Ask my squad leader if he likes me."

“…”

"Sister Ming, are you still there?"

"Dead."

“…”