The Whole World is Licking Me and My Ex-girlfriend’s CP

Qi Ke closed the door.

Song Yushi raised his eyebrows: "Aren't you going?"

Qi Ke shook the cigarette case in her palm and answered seriously, "I think I need a cigarette to calm down."

Speaking, she picked up the cigarette and walked over.

Song Yushi stepped back and looked alert.

"Wrap it in a bath towel." Qi Ke took out the bath towel from the cabinet and threw it to her: "Don't catch a cold. I have to smoke for a while."

Song Yushi: "…"

Qi Ke burst out laughing: "Just kidding. Don't you get angry?"

Song Yushi looked at her coldly and didn't seem to find it funny.

Qi Ke pouted angrily, put the cigarette case on the sink, said "wait for me" and went out. Song Yushi wrapped a bath towel and stared at the cigarette case in a trance.

Qi Ke also smoked before, a very elegant lady's cigarette, a slender one, the smoke ring exhaled has a faint rose fragrance.

She doesn't remember that.

The door of the bathroom was opened and closed, and the slender white hand reached out and took the cigarette. Qi Ke pouted towards the shelf: "I picked a set for you."

Qi Ke leaned against the door, lit a cigarette, and said, "Why don't you wear long pants?"

Song Yushi untied the bath towel: "Take care of yourself."

Qi Ke: "…"

Song Yushi's figure is well managed, with long legs and slender waist, and the flat waistline of the waistcoat is eye-catching. Qi Ke took two more glances, and was given an eye knife: "Turn over."

Qi Ke obediently turned around and stood in front of the door.

"Everyone is a girl, so there is no need to avoid it, right?" Qi Ke faced the door to the smoke ring, the circles of smoke and water mist intertwined, blurring her vision, she babbled : "Also, how can you not wear long johns in winter? If you don't wear long johns, you will easily get sick when you get old..."

"Are you wearing it?" Song Yushi interrupted her.

Qi Ke stuck for two seconds: "...I'm wearing it."

Song Yushi: "You don't."

Qi Ke: "…"

Song Yushi: "Not only do you not wear long johns in winter, but you also like to wear skirts with bare legs. There was a grand ceremony when you were shivering from the freezing and were photographed and made into a GIF expression. I still keep it."

Qi Ke: "..." Stop talking.

Qi Ke dawdled in the bathroom for a long time before coming out. As soon as she came out, she saw Song Yushi meditating on the small blackboard.

Qi Ke gathered her long hair and asked casually, "What are you doing?"

Song Yushi didn't look up: "The director asked to make roommate rules."

Qi Ke: "Huh?"

She walked over, Song Yushi had already listed two, she read: "1. Cooking without washing dishes, washing dishes without cooking. 2. Whoever cooks is decided by guessing... or not? Is it sloppy?"

"Is there a more reasonable way?"

Song Yushi leaned back. She had just finished taking a shower, and her long hair, which was coiled up, came down, and her curly hair, which was a little misty, swayed in the air, occasionally hitting the back of Qi Ke's hand.

Tickle.

Qi Ke lost her mind for a second.

Song Yushi turned around and snapped his fingers: "What are you thinking about?"

Qi Ke blurted out: "Think of the rules when we were roommates before."

Song Yushi: "Uh..."

They didn't talk much when they first became roommates. Qi Ke is beautiful and generous, and there will be things to do, and it doesn't take long for other sisters to be attacked. In addition to urging them to practice their debut stage, Song Yushi spent the rest of the time alone.

Roommate rules, of course, have not been decided.

After they got together, they settled down a bit.

But they are all "not allowed to do intimate actions in front of teammates" "not allowed to be too familiar in front of the public, try to have zero interaction" "up to three times a week" "wear less each other's clothes, not couples" Wait for something that should never be broadcast on this show.

Qi Ke obviously thought of it too, she picked up the chalk and wrote with a da-da.

【3. 】

What many people don't know, Song Yushi, the captain of sweetday, can stay in bed until twelve noon when he is not working.

Song Yushi quits: "Is it your bed?"

Who knew that Qi Ke nodded, but still thought it was insufficient, and added a punishment: "If you stay in bed, then send a Weibo to blow the rainbow fart for the other party."

Qi Ke was ingenious, and added a little more color to draw a rainbow at the end.

Song Yushi: "…"

Seeing that her face was calm, Qi Ke reached out and squeezed her face: "Don't be upset, I'm doing it for your own good. Do you know how fresh the air is in the morning?"

Song Yushi: "You're asking the right person."

Qi Ke: "?"

Song Yushi has been filming in the crew all year round, not to mention the early morning air, the air at two or three in the morning is also common. Qi Ke was silent for a while and said, "Okay, I just want to hear your rainbow farts."

Damn, so sweet.

Qi Ke can think of the screams of CP fans after this episode aired.

But the show will be broadcast for at least a month, and it will take a long time. If Song Yushi posts Weibo, she will be able to hear it tomorrow.

"All right then."

The business contract was there, and Song Yushi compromised.

She leaned on Qi Ke's body and whispered, "Anyway, you can't beat me in bed. I'll send it when I order it."

Qi Ke smiled: plan pass √

Song Yushi reached out and touched the face pinched by Qi Ke, then lowered his head and smiled.

"..." It's hard to make money.

At nine o'clock the next day, many fans who set Song Yushi's Weibo as a special attention received the same reminder: [Your little baby is open in Yushi! 】

Fans are excited: "My baby finally posted on Weibo!!"

Click to open, petrochemical, without exception.

@songyushi: This world is messy, but you are clean, you can hang in my heart and be the sun and the moon. @qike

Followers: ? ? ? ?

CP fans: ! !

【Baby, if you are kidnapped, you blink. 】

【This is a game lost? Song Yushi! The game black hole is talking about you! Watching the excitement is gone, why don't you look forward to "30 Days of Living Together"? 】

【Even if it’s a game, it’s the truth in Truth or Dare! Understand yourself. 】

【I really don’t want to engage in CP, but she loves her so much. 】

[You can see the series if you live for a long time. I will definitely wait until Qi Yu gets married! 】

…

Qi Ke closed her phone with satisfaction, and when she entered the door humming a song, she bumped into Chen Sheng yawning and came out of the room, she took the initiative to say hello: "Morning."

Chen Sheng waved his hand: "Morning, Teacher Qi."

He narrowed his eyes so sleepily, "Mr. Qi seems to be in a good mood. Is this breakfast?"

"Yes, I don't have your share, I brought it to Teacher Song."

Chen Sheng didn't mind: "I love beans and eat well."

Qi Ke's good mood subsided a little, how could she forget that there is a poisonous only here. She walked to the stairs and asked, "You haven't checked your phone, have you?"

Chen Sheng shook his head blankly.

Qi Ke breathed a sigh of relief: "Then I'll go first."

Just as she lifted her foot to escape, she suddenly heard a loud voice from the bedroom on the first floor: "Chen Sheng!"

Qi Ke shuddered with fright.

Chen Sheng was not surprised, and said lazily, "Why?"

"Your goddess was turned upside down! Your house collapsed!!"

Chen Sheng: "?"

Qi Ke: "…"

Farewell!

The author has something to say:

Rainbow Fart comes from [Rainbow Fart Generator], cr unknown.

I quit smoking

Thanks for reading^^