The Whole World is Licking Me and My Ex-girlfriend’s CP

A kiss.

Song Yushi touched his lips unconsciously, as if the cold touch of the ring was still there. She raised her eyes slightly, and a soft light circled around the vanity mirror, enveloping her.

"Tuk Tuk Tuk—"

There is a knock on the door.

Xiao Nan pushed open the door, revealing his head: "Boss, get ready."

Song Yushi nodded: "Come in and rest for a while."

"Okay!" Xiao Nan walked in. Although Song Yushi looked indifferent, Xiao Nan knew that her boss was the best talker, the most dedicated and considerate employee.

"I say now that I won't record, will Sister Ming kill me?" Song Yushi said casually.

Xiao Nan: "…"

Pop, the face slap came too fast, she was a little caught off guard.

Xiao Nan hurriedly ran to the dressing table and persuaded: "Didn't Sister Ming say it? You have a blank period when you are waiting for the script, and this talent show just happens to invite you to be a mentor. Either Earn money, you can brush your face, and you can also accept students. Think about it, half of the entertainment industry in the future will be your students, how exciting. "

Xiao Nan said a lot, all of which Song Yushi had heard.

She didn't want to push the variety show irresponsibly. It's just that on the one hand, it's a little uncomfortable when it comes to playing. She murmured: "These trainees are going to debut as a group, just like us before. I'm not a good idol."

Xiao Nan's eyes widened: "When you are in the group, you can sing and dance, you are the leader of the team, and occasionally you can write lyrics and songs, and you have great business skills!"

"My team is in love."

"Uh..." Xiao Nan got stuck, and then said sincerely, "Boss, I don't know if you have heard such a sentence."

“…what?”

Drop it!"

Song Yushi: "..."

The famous double standard is you!

Song Yushi's messy mood was disturbed by Xiao Nanyi, which calmed down a lot. As soon as her mood calmed down, she couldn't help but look at Xiao Nan more, suspecting that Qi Ke taught her the crooked words just now.

This talent show that Song Yushi received, a total of 66 trainees from different companies, practiced and performed in the show for three months, and the audience voted for elimination.

There are only six debut positions, the popularity is high, and the popularity is low.

Song Yushi is a dance instructor.

This recording is the first appearance of the trainee and the first stage rating. It started in the evening and ended at three or four in the morning. Staying up late in the entertainment industry is a basic skill, but such high-intensity work is still a bit overwhelming.

The initiator also released the task, and the mentors left first.

Xiao Nan fell asleep on the sofa in the lounge. Song Yushi hesitated, and decided to take a nap before going back. Who knew that after removing the makeup, he was about to go out to wash his face, but was blocked by the trainee.

The trainee who was still wearing stage makeup was childish: "Mr. Song, I like you so much! Can you sign me!"

It is normal to meet fans in the circle. Song Yushi calmly took the photo in her hand, opened the signature pen and prepared to sign... Wait, why is there someone else in this photo?

This person is Qi Ke?

The little girl looked at her naively, like a fool of two hundred pounds: "What's wrong with Teacher Song?"

What's wrong?

Song Yushi has a black line, wondering if you gave the wrong photo!

The little girl also realized it, and she smiled embarrassedly: "I especially like you and Teacher Qi, your love... The sisterhood is so enviable!"

Song Yushi: "…"

Love, I just wanted to say love!

Song Yushi signed his name in twos and threes and handed her the photo. The little girl jumped up happily: "Great! When Mr. Qi comes to be a flying guest, I will let her sign this photo!"

Song Yushi: "?"

Is there any human beings who are not Qi Yu CP fans?

"Teacher Song!" A surprised voice came from behind, and another trainee hurried over: "I was so nervous when I was on stage, I forgot to tell you I like you so much!"

Song Yushi smiled back.

"Hey Xuanxuan, why did you sign this photo for Teacher Song?" The new trainee glanced at his classmates reproachfully.

Song Yushi's eyes lit up, is she her only fan?

"This is a mediocre photo, mine is the perfect photo!" After speaking, the new trainee conjured a photo from his pocket, "Mr. Song, you sign This one!"

Song Yushi: "…"

Why do you carry a photo of her and Qi Ke with you!

In the photo, Song Yushi is looking at the camera, and Qi Ke is looking at her, which is very in line with the phrase in the CP fairy song "It's Difficult to Peace", "Say that they turned their meeting into a feast of love, a Eyes can make a moment last forever."

Song Yushi shuddered in his heart.

"Swish."

Song Yushi quickly signed his name, handed the photo back, and reluctantly walked back to the lounge among the trainees. The sound of the door closing was a bit loud, and Xiao Nan rubbed his eyes and sat on the sofa Get up: "Boss, is it over?"

Song Yushi stared at Xiao Nan and said slowly, "Xiao Nan."

"Huh?"

“Qi Yu…”

"It's true!"

“…”

The news that Qi Ke will come to this file as a flying guest has long been rumored at the beginning of the recording. Fans are not official announcements and open fans. It can be seen that if they do not go, they will form a group to hack Ming Ming. sister.

Fans said: It's good to be a mentor in talent shows, and you can show your professional skills and play songs, why not do it?

Besides, Song Yushi has gone to resident, Qi Ke can't be resident, can't fly?

In the group discussion, questions were raised: Qi Ke is gone, so is this still a talent show? Coupled with the trainee's CP, isn't this another romantic variety show?

Followers:…

Go away!

I don't even know if Qi Ke will be a flying guest or not. It is said that the elder sister is still talking with the show team. After all, she and Song Yushi are very popular in CP, and they are from the same group, so the appearance fee is very high.

The recording of the new issue of "30 Days of Living Together", because Qi Ke could not be present for the MV shooting abroad, she asked orange juice to replace the class, and warned on the phone: If you have a CP super...

Orange Juice Assurance: "I'll tear it down myself!"

Qi Ke: "Yes, good sister."

Orange Juice: "How come you are good sisters? Isn't it just keeping the money relationship? When will the money be called?"

Qi Ke spurned: "Vulgar!"

Orange Juice is hard to disagree: "Indeed."

Audience: "This is the legendary girlfriend line. I got it too."

On the day when the recording of "30 Days of Living Together" ended, the trailer of the talent show was also released. At the same time, it was announced that Qi Ke would record a program as a flight instructor, and use professional knowledge to guide the practice Music related issues.

Originally, this matter had nothing to do with Song Yushi. Except for CP fans celebrating the couple's meeting again, passers-by and Wei fans didn't care about it.

Until 13:14 pm the next day, the talent show official blog posted a video.

The video should be a few years old, the picture quality is not clear, and the picture is very simple - a standard practice room, a whole wall of mirrors, and a warm-up bar around the practice room, There are two more.

Qi Ke and Song Yushi.

Qi Ke's five fingers slid across his forehead, sweat splashing in the air.

She was panting on her knees, her voice a little unclear without the headset: "I really tried my best, Captain! This action is too difficult."

In the end, she simply lay down on the ground: "woohoo, I can't do it at all."

Song Yushi is not prone to sweating, but after a long period of training, her hairstyle is also messy, not much better than Qi Ke. She didn't move, just said, "You can."

Qi Ke: "I can't."

Song Yushi: "You can."

Qi Ke: "I can't."

Song Yushi glanced at her lightly, and said, "A woman can't say she can't."

Qi Ke: "…"

Qi Ke got up quickly, looked at the camera and Song Yu, then lowered her voice: "Captain! This is being recorded! Can we stop the car that goes to the kindergarten?"

Song Yushi also looked at the lens: "Internal information."

The video was put here, all the fans who watched were crazy, because the sentence Song Yushi said was dropped by "beep-", so that they had no idea which car Song Yushi drove or went to kindergarten car.

【What is something that my Weibo members cannot listen to? ? Let me out! 】

【After you get out of harmony, I am more curious about what you said! 】

[Squad leader, you tell Mama secretly, Mama promises not to say it out. I must have been a cat in my last life and died out of curiosity! 】

Video continues.

After Song Yushi drove an invisible car to pull Qi Ke up, Qi Ke walked to her captain listlessly, tilted her head, and leaned on the captain's shoulder: "Then teach me again. ."

Song Yushi: "Well. You get up first."

Qi Ke was not in a hurry to get up, she added: "You have to praise me first, so that I will be motivated to continue."

The camera is placed in the corner of the practice room. Now it can only see the backs of the two of them and the blurred figures in the mirror. The expressions cannot be seen clearly, but everyone can feel Song Yushi there. The feeling of wanting to hit someone for a moment.

But the captain is worthy of being the captain. After only a moment of silence, he said, "Your body is very soft."

Qi Ke: "?"

Song Yushi: "Hard hardships and stand hard work?"

Qi Ke: "??"

Song Yushi: "Don't be afraid of power!"

Qi Ke: "???"

Song Yushi: "Looks like..."

Qi Ke stood up straight: "I'm fine."

粉丝：哈哈哈哈哈哈祁珂：队长你别夸了你鞭策我吧哈哈哈哈哈哈笑他妈死！

Song Yushi was very pleased that Qi Ke was able to do it when she was about to lose her praise, and continued to guide her movements: "Raise the right hand to this position and do it twenty times to form muscle memory."

"There are two beats here that you don't want to jump over directly, Qi Dance is easy to spot."

"After the third eight beats, if you go too far, you will bump into orange juice."

Although the entire video is only more than three minutes long, it is rich in content, has so many points, and its classic picture is enough to make CP fans and melon eaters eat it for three days Three nights.

【Qi Ke! Whenever you are so sticky to the captain under the camera when you are in the group, and you two are so tired, will I be the wrong CP? Will my house collapse? Will I shed tears day and night listening to "I Can't Be Peaceful" and "Not My Lover"? ! 】

[Click to see Qi Yu's three-minute love record. Is this dancing? Are you two flirting? 】

[Other teammates: What about the vocalist and captain? Oh, let's fall in love! 】

【Am I the only one who cares about the captain saying that Keke's body is soft? The petite and soft girl lead singer Gong x super sweet and serious contrast with the cute captain Shou, Xiao Huangwen, who has made up 200,000 in her brain. 】

[Upstairs, a friend of mine wanted to buy your book before he died. 】

A video has given the show a lot of popularity, and because the show has a wider audience, it went out of the circle after it was on the hot search. At such a time of great popularity, Song Yushi was entrusted by Sister Ming with the important task of doing a live broadcast.

Song Yushi was holding a live broadcast project.

Sister Ming: "It's not my decision. You didn't have a birthday party on your birthday. Fans went to the studio to defend their rights. I discussed with you that time, and the meeting was still live. You chose to live broadcast. ."

"I know." Song Yushi nodded, "So why does the live broadcast have a plan?"

Sister Ming: “…”

"Uh, okay. You haven't broadcasted solo for a long time. I'm afraid you don't know what to say. It will be embarrassing to be in the cold." Sister Ming patted Song Yushi's shoulder: "Look How thoughtful I thought."

Song Yushi: "Qi Ke thinks."

Sister Ming's pupils vibrated.

Song Yushi turned over the project and said it was a project, but it was actually a prompt, which ones could answer and which ones could pretend not to see, and some instructions on how to operate the live broadcast platform.

"That day..." Song Yushi closed the project and said casually, "Is there a performance in Sydney?"

"The first overseas performance. I'm going to the company to attend a meeting, and I'm going to fly to Sydney in the evening. Maybe I can't keep watching your live broadcast, you just watch it and weigh it yourself." Sister Ming Blink: "I'm optimistic about you."

Song Yushi pulled the corner of his mouth.

She's not that talkative. When she was in the regiment, because she was the captain and the official spokesperson, she was more reliable than the ridicule of her teammates running the train, but this reliability would appear a little too serious in an interview that was not very serious.

Later, a group fan specially edited a video called "Captain Who Talks Nonsense", which was funny and made a wave of interview fans for Song Yushi.

The interview fans are looking forward to her live broadcast.

Live the night.

Song Yushi just went to the practice room to instruct the trainees' dance, and the live broadcast location was in the lounge. Xiao Nan had already registered her and tried the camera. Seeing her coming, he quickly made way: "Boss, come on!"

Song Yushi glanced at the time.

7:59 pm.

One more minute.

The fans waiting on the live broadcast platform are also counting the time, and discussing the last Qi Ke live broadcast in their group, Song Yushi came. I don't know if Qi Ke will come tonight.

Soon someone shattered the dream of the CP fan: "Ke has a performance tonight, I heard it will start soon."

CP fans: "Gan! The sadistic love affair is deep, and it is wrong, so keep the label for me!"

However, when all the fans did not expect, at the moment when the live broadcast started, before they could see what Song Yushi was wearing today, Song Yushi's face was blocked.

The barrage covered the entire screen like a shower.

The entire live room was jaw-dropping.

Two minutes later, a message scrolled through the livestream.

Qi Ke: The live broadcast went well, I'm leaving.

Song Yushi: "…"

Xiao Nan: "…"

Live audience: "…"

This direction is what they did not expect!

The quick-responding fans have already gone to count what Qi Ke has given away, and those with more powerful mental calculations have already wailed: "Qi Ke's operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the backhand is millions, I take it Why are you arguing with her woohoo woohoo!"

"Have you counted? How many zeros are there? I've lost count."

"I'm still distressed about half of the platform!"

"Don't feel bad, the Qi family of this live broadcast platform has shares, and it accounts for the bulk of it, and the fat water does not flow to outsiders."

"Oh that's good...what a shit! I really want to hate the rich!!"

"Uh, cough, cough." Song Yushi sat up straight, his eyes were erratic, and fell on the "cheat sheet" Qi Ke made for her, "Thank you Qi Ke for giving me the deep water torpedo, old, old iron. Yes, if you like it, double-click 666—"

Xiao Nan off the screen: "!!"

Boss! Look at the wrong way! Then there are the classic quotes that I have sorted out for you! Let you refer to but not let you read! The character is broken!

Song Yushi also frowned, what a mess, Qi Ke is really unreliable. She turned over the project book, cleared her throat, and planned to turn over what had just happened.

【It's too late to be serious! I have already recorded the screen! 】

[Hahahahaha, old iron 666, I have seen a lot of memorable things this year, but when the captain said this, I realized that it was because I had seen too little before! 】

[Laughing is useless, we also become sand sculptures when it rains, blame Qi Ke! 】

Song Yushi smiled sweetly at the camera.

Beauty crit, all fans have zero resistance, and my brain is blank for a while: how can I forget what just happened, she looks so good, can I marry her home?

Song Yushi did his homework before the live broadcast and watched the previous live broadcasts of his teammates.

Qi Ke ran the train with her mouth full of chatter, Zhong Yi was friendly and casual, orange juice was gentle and quick to answer questions, and Meng Ying was imaginative.

Each has its own style.

Song Yushi learned a little from the east and a little from the west, and the live broadcast went smoothly. She answered the questions from fans one by one, skipping over if she didn't want to answer, and half an hour passed before she knew it.

Song Yushi reached out and put her hand on the phone, patted it: "Okay, don't give gifts. Hmm... There are quite a lot of gifts in the live broadcast room today. Don't give them, darling."

Fans: I don’t know why, but I always felt that when I mentioned gifts in the rain just now, I smiled, very sweet, very sweet. But I have the illusion of being cuckolded.

After a while, fans reacted: Oh, she was thinking of a gift from Qi Ke... Qi Ke! come to me! I'm going to pick you up! !

"Boss, boss."

Xiao Nan received a call, her face was not very good, and now she was calling her in a low voice outside the camera, Song Yushi raised her head, lowered her voice subconsciously, and turned to her side: "Huh? "

Xiao Nan pointed to the mobile phone in her hand: "I have a call, it's urgent." After a pause, she added: "It's from the hospital."

Song Yushi's heart sank.

The live broadcast barrage was asking her what was wrong, Song Yushi barely smiled at the camera, "It's okay, wait for me first, I'll be right back."

Half a minute later, Song Yushi came back, her face was pale, and she kept her words as calm as possible, "I'm sorry, today's live broadcast may be here. I'm in a hurry now, and I'll supply it next time. you."

No matter how calm, the tail also leaked a little trembling.

[Fuck? what happened? His face turned pale when it rained. I have been following her for so many years and I haven't seen her so rude. @Song Yushi studio can you explain it? Don't let the rumors fly, okay? 】

[It should be a very urgent private matter. Otherwise, it would not be so irresponsible to leave 10 million fans to run halfway. 】

[I was dizzy and felt like I was about to cry when it rained. What the **** happened to my baby? [tears]]

[Someone saw Song Yushi in a private hospital in Yunzhou City! 】

[It seems that Song Yushi's green plum disease was sent to the hospital. It's serious, maybe it won't survive tonight. 】

The discussion on the Internet became more and more boundless, all kinds of speculation and rumors were rampant, and some people even made up the outrageous gossip that Song Yushi was pregnant and went to the hospital to give birth.

So when the performance was over, Qi Ke, who didn't even take off her makeup, couldn't wait to turn on her phone. When she wanted to watch the live replay, she saw the hot search about Song Yushi.

#Song Yushi Live Broadcast#

#Song Yushi's live broadcast was unexpectedly interrupted#

#Song Yushi Hospital#

Qi Ke: "Sister Ming—!!"

Sister Ming slammed open the door of the lounge, looking at Qi Ke's face, her thoughts that she wanted to be vague about the past were immediately buried, she said, "Okay, Ruan Xiangmeng had a heart attack, Being sent to the hospital is very dangerous and may not be rescued."

Qi Ke's hands trembled.

She was silent for a moment, and then she said calmly: "I want to go back to China."

Sister Ming already knew she would say this, and even thought about the reasons for her objection: "I have already checked the ticket, and the earliest flight is ten o'clock tomorrow morning. You should rest first. , we'll go back tomorrow."

"No." Qi Ke shook his head slowly.

Sister Ming was stunned: "What?"

Qi Ke murmured while flipping through the address book: "I have to go back quickly." She called: "Captain Chen, do you know who's plane is in Australia? Help me arrange it. , I'm going home."

"Miss!" The voice of the captain of Qi Ke's family came from the other end of the phone, obviously being disturbed by Qi Ke's willfulness: "How many times have I told you, even if Even if it’s a private jet, you have to submit an application and queue up…”

"Don't talk to me about this nonsense!" Qi Ke blushed and said every word: "I, now, just, fuck, have to stay by her side!"

“…”

An hour and a half later, Qi Ke boarded a private plane to Yunzhou International Airport.

Twelve hours later, Qi Ke appeared outside the ICU ward of a private hospital in Yunzhou. It was dusty and dusty, but when he walked towards Song Yushi, he slowed down.

Song Yushi was sitting on the bench in the corridor when she heard the footsteps and was stunned for a moment. She moved her eyes slowly, and her eyes gradually turned upwards.

"I..." Qi Ke smiled at Song Yushi, but he didn't know where to start, so after tangled for a while, he pretended to be unrestrained: "Well, you know, this hospital is opened by my family, I'll take a look around and see—"

The sound stopped abruptly.

Song Yushi stood up and hugged her.