The Whole World Thinks He’s Secretly In Love With Me

◎Black Ribbon◎

[jlz, you also have today... how many times have you said that you want to be a person, why don't you listen? 】

[I feel sorry for Chi Bai, from today onwards, will he have a psychological shadow when he has to answer the phone? As soon as I heard the phone ring, I was immediately afraid if it was a dog calling. 】

[Can you not arrest Chi Bai and torture him alone? I began to feel distressed. From the moment I met Jiang Lianzhou, it was destined to be a tragic life. 】

[Although the program team did not expect that someone would be so thick-skinned, but to a certain extent, the task links set up are linked one by one... The last task was so embarrassing, how embarrassing this task was. 】

Wang Tongxin: "…"

She lowered her head silently, for fear that Jiang Lianzhou and Sheng Yi would see her expression, she shrugged her shoulders and began to laugh wildly, covering her mouth desperately to prevent herself from laughing out loud.

Although Yu Shen didn't know what happened, but looking at the reactions of Jiang Lianzhou and Wang Tongxin, and thinking about Jiang Lianzhou's personal affairs...

It's not hard to imagine how much of the story happened.

Oh no, accident.

He glanced in the direction of Sheng Yi, patted Wang Tongxin on the shoulder, and comforted in a low voice: "Don't worry, why are you crying? Isn't it just that the task was not completed? It's fine."

Wang Tongxin: "?"

Wang Tongxin: "Uuuuu, I'm just... Dan, I'm worried about Ajiu and Brother Zhou..."

The live audience was amazed.

[This show really shouldn't be called "You at the same table", it should be called "How the Actors Are Made". 】

[Beep softly, but if Tongxin can have the acting skills she has now when she is filming, she will not be scolded so badly. 】

【How can it be the same? Now pretending to be crying and pretending to be different, and accidentally laughing out, that involves the question of not being scolded, but the question of whether or not to die...]

Sheng Yi: "…"

She was silent for two seconds and looked at Jiang Lianzhou.

He put his hands around his chest and twitched the corners of his mouth, "Why, your friendship has broken down?"

Before waiting for Jiang Lianzhou to speak, Sheng Yi said again, "If I remember correctly, you swore at that time, but unless you like the same person, or else you are trying to make money and kill your life, you have to be good buddies for the rest of your life. of?"

Young Master Jiang is worthy of being Young Master Jiang. He has adjusted his mentality in such a short period of time and looks extraordinarily magnanimous: "Isn't this trying to get money to kill?"

Sheng Yi: "?"

...Anyway, the mission was indeed half-failed.

According to the rules on the mission card, Jiang Lianzhou must be punished.

The owner of the pancake stall handed over another punishment card.

With your hands tied behind your back, and without tools, wipe out the last food you just bought. This process needs to be coordinated by the companion holding the container in the whole process.

The smile on Jiang Lianzhou's lips stopped, and he turned his head and glanced at the last food he and Sheng Yi had just bought.

A whole box, not a single one, a full five, octopus balls.

This time, the punishment card was not shown to the audience like it was before, and the audience was instantly blown up.

[…Can play, as expected of "You at the same table", really can play. 】

[Fortunate to be able to see the bundled play on your show, let us thank the director and the planning together. 】

【Have to be held by Ajiu? My God, who the **** is this punishment for! 】

[Think about the sisters in front, when you are eating so close, you can't do anything else, of course it's a punishment for Brother Zhou~]

Sheng Yi: "…"

She looked at the line of words on the task card, turned her head left and right to look for it.

Probably feeling the vigorous murderous aura emanating from Sheng Yi's body, Wang Tongxin followed her gaze and looked left and right. Finally, she was frightened and asked cautiously, "Ajiu, what are you looking for?"

Sheng Yi was expressionless: "Knife."

Everyone:"…"

Wang Tongxin: "What are you looking for, looking for a knife?"

Sheng Yi didn't even hesitate, and said decisively: "Sword Chi Bai."

When everyone looked at each other and lost their words...

Only Jiang Lianzhou breathed a sigh of relief silently and silently.

fine.

The so-called dead Taoist friends are not dead poor Taoists...

But in any case, the punishment that should be accepted must be accepted.

The staff of the props team came up with a ribbon, glanced at Jiang Lianzhou's wrist, and then at Sheng Yi.

After only thinking for a second, he held the ribbon and walked to Sheng Yi.

Sheng Yi: "?"

The staff smiled respectfully: "I need your help to bind the partner's hand."

Sheng Yi: "…"

How can your program team be so troublesome...

Director Yang looked at the monitor, glanced at the script again, and frowned.

"It stands to reason that shouldn't we help tie it up?"

The monitoring staff: "...Maybe Xiao Li doesn't know the specific regulations."

how is this possible!

Xiao Li didn't know what was going on. A big man, he always thought that the CPs in these variety shows were fake.

It's been good recently. Last time, Xiao Li went to help Jiang Lianzhou put his wish into the Kongming lantern. Since then, Xiao Li has completely become a CP fan who can do nothing?

No, I took a chance and went up, and let Sheng Yi tie Jiang Lianzhou's hand...

Sheng Yi took the black ribbon and walked beside Jiang Lianzhou.

Jiang Lianzhou lowered his eyes, looked at the ribbon, and pursed the corners of his lips.

As he got closer, Sheng Yi could only look up at him.

It was just right that when he lowered his eyes lightly, he could see the shadows cast by his eyelashes under his eyes.

Sheng Yi was nervous for no reason.

Her heart rate increased slightly, her breathing calmed down again, and she didn't look at his peach eyes again.

"Turn around." Sheng Yi said, only to find that his voice trembled inexplicably.

She steadied again.

Jiang Lianzhou ordered a line, he seemed to move his lips, and finally turned around without saying anything.

The hands were consciously behind their backs, close together.

It seems that Sheng Yi rarely gets so close to see Jiang Lianzhou's wrist.

Because of the movement of his back, his sleeves slid up slightly, exposing a section of his wrist.

Jiang Lianzhou has always been very white, but he is not at all sickly white, without sunlight. He is slender and powerful. With a little force on his back, the veins on his wrists are exposed.

…very nice.

Especially the moment Sheng Yi wrapped the black ribbon around his hands and wrists, the extreme black and the extreme white were mixed together, and the most eye-catching picture was drawn in an instant.

The ribbon was put on, probably because the coolness was instantly contaminated, Jiang Lianzhou's wrist trembled slightly.

Sheng Yi's indescribable desire for destruction was incisively and vividly in an instant.

But Young Master Jiang couldn't see Sheng Yi's expression.

He laughed and said in a lazy tone, "Isn't Miss Sheng tied yet?"

Sheng Yi didn't answer, just tangled the ribbon again, pulled it tight with all his strength, and made a quick knot again.

She stood on tiptoe, afraid that Jiang Lianzhou wouldn't be able to hear, and leaned closer to him and asked, "How is it?"

They were already close, so Sheng Yi stood on tiptoe again, and all the air he was breathing gathered around Jiang Lianzhou's neck.

Jiang Lianzhou's breathing suddenly choked.

He turned his head away in a hurry, and his movements were slightly larger, and even his wrists were lifted up.

...but not fully lifted.

Sheng Yi was still holding the two ends of the ribbon tightly, not letting go at all.

Jiang Lianzhou even wanted to run away, but during the struggle, he remembered that Sheng Yi was still standing behind him.

He swallowed.

He stood back in place.

Sheng Yi came back to her senses, she bit her lower lip lightly, released both hands, and took a step back.

Her voice seemed calm.

"All right."

[…My breath is gone, sisters, has the Suxiao Jiuxin Pill arrived yet? ! 】

[Sisters in front, we don't have enough to eat ourselves, my ventilator has been sucked by me for three times, woohoo, I'm going crazy, I'm really going crazy! 】

[I thought it was just a mediocre tying of a wrist, but I never expected that no matter how ordinary things are put here, they are all... ok, my mind is crazy and indescribable at this moment, Can't really blame me for having too much yellow scrap, really...]

[Woo woo I understand you, I really understand you! Also, the black ribbon is a perfect match for Brother Zhou, please, let the ribbon grow in Brother Zhou's hand! 】

The barrage was insane. On the contrary, there was silence between Jiang Lianzhou and Sheng Yi.

Both of them were thinking about something.

After a long time, Jiang Lianzhou turned around again, raised his eyebrows slightly, and still looked like a fool: "Miss Sheng is tying the prisoner? It's so tight that I'm afraid I'll break free?"

Sheng Yi raised his eyes and sneered: "Can the prisoner still eat octopus balls? I think it's beautiful."

Jiang Lianzhou: "…"

Can't it be so without human rights?

With his wrists tied, Sheng continued to the next punishment.

She held the paper bowl of octopus **** that she just bought in the palm of her hand and held it up smoothly.

This height can be maintained for a period of time without getting too tired, but Jiang Lianzhou...

You have to bend over to eat.

He was one step away from Sheng Yi.

Jiang Lianzhou glanced at the paper bowl and slowly bent down.

A little bit farther, Sheng Yi moved forward.

Jiang Lianzhou opened his mouth and wanted to bite one of the octopus balls, but it was inconvenient without any tools, and because there were five of them, the tip of his nose was stained with some sauce, but he couldn't bite.

Sheng Yi's eyes were placed on Jiang Lianzhou's head.

His hair was dark, the same color as his eyes, slightly longer, clean and fluffy.

When she was in high school, every time she saw Jiang Lianzhou's arched head, she couldn't help thinking about how it would feel.

A few years later, she still thinks like this.

Just thinking about it, Jiang Lianzhou, who had not been able to solve the first octopus ball, raised his head and looked at Sheng Yi.

There was still a drop of sauce on the tip of the nose.

It's not clear whether it made his good-looking face a little funny, or a little more handsome.

But Sheng Yi did chuckle lightly.

Young Master Jiang unhappily "tsk", paused for three seconds, and opened his mouth, with a hint of depression in his voice: "I can't bite."

The smile on Sheng Yi's lips widened a bit, and Jiang Lianzhou dragged his tail: "Is it so funny?"

But before Sheng Yi could answer, he also laughed, stood up straight while laughing, and raised his eyebrows: "Just now, brother didn't use all his strength."

"That's it." Sheng Yi didn't refute him, and nodded.

Jiang Lianzhou: "…"

It was a matter of dignity, Young Master Jiang answered lightly, then lowered his head to bite.

this time

bitten.

Very easy.

Sheng Yi squeezed the paper bowl lightly and placed a small ball on top.

Jiang Lianzhou stood up straight again, put the small ball in his mouth and chewed it gently.

He hooked his peach blossom eyes, and the corners of his eyes were full of wanton smiles, but he had to make a calm appearance of "so easy", and did not forget to boast: "Amazing, right?"

Sheng Yi lost his temper, and shook his head in admiration: "It's really amazing."

[...I was the one who asked the question earlier, I'm here again, just want to ask, is this really a punishment for jlz? Will someone really be punished for being like this? 】

【Ajiu wife, if you praise him again, he will fly to the sky in a while! Don't be so kind to him, or you will regret it when this show goes live! 】

[But I still want to say, jlz's nose with some sauce on it... It's a bit cute TT, I feel a little soft-hearted when I see it. Ajiu just feels sorry for her husband, hum. 】

[The corners of the mouths of CP fans are already flying to the sky~ I really like some love that goes both ways~]

…

Their punishment is complete, and they finally get the second design theme

The theme is one of the characteristics of local cuisine.

Between the two themes, Jiang Lianzhou did not hesitate to choose the one that Tong Shengyi got together. It just so happened that the first theme, Wang Tongxin, also liked it very much. The best of both worlds.

...mainly because Wang Tongxin didn't dare to dislike it.

The other two groups also completed the corresponding tasks one after another, ending the recording of the second session.

The third link, which is the last major link of this recording, is the fashion exhibition.

Before starting to do makeup, the program team announced the final rules of this issue.

"The fashion theme of this issue, in addition to inviting everyone to taste the delicacies of City C, has another purpose," said the broadcaster after a pause, and sold it again, "that is, to provide financial support for girls who drop out of school."

【? ? ? Just wondering how it's related? 】

【Fashion exhibition? Aren't you going to the runway? What is the show group doing? 】

[…I just want to know, can it really help out-of-school girls? There are so many project links that have received donations, and who knows what they are used for ==]

The broadcast continued: "This fashion show still has to go to the runway, but it is not an indoor runway. The program team has set up open-air runways in four places in City C. After the four groups of guests complete the show, they need to shoot fashion with the background. magazine cover."

"The program team will publish the link to the double cover magazine on the official website within 24 hours of the completion of the program recording. All and 100% of the sales of the magazine will be donated to the out-of-school girls to help them complete their studies and open a new chapter in their lives. ."

Before everyone questioned, the program team said first: "In addition, this funding is not remitted to a project link, but will hire special staff to start a separate project for management, and all the methods of using the funds will be announced on On the official website, you can use your own magazine order number to inquire. At that time, if you have any questions about prices and channels, you can contact us directly, and we will have staff to answer them 24 hours a day.”

[…Fuck, I only know that "You at the Same Table" has a lot of money, but I really don't know how to do this. 】

【It's too good! Needless to say, I will buy it just for the sake of it. Now that I know that I will donate all of it, I will buy it even more! 】

[Call you sisters now, the link announces that we are the enemy, hum! 】

[Passers-by also have to say that the program team is really interested. Selling magazines is right for both reason and reason. Fans should buy it or they will buy it, but I am really touched that I can use it to fund it without saving a cent. 】

[I believe the inside information of the real rich bigwigs from the investors of "You at the Same Table"...]

Sheng Yi was actually quite surprised.

What the program team does is not only a matter of spending money, but also a lot of energy.

In order to ensure the use of every fund, you can't trust those ghosted project links, you need to find someone to take care of it yourself. It takes a lot of time and energy to confirm the recipient, confirm the funding method, purchase the link, announce the funds, etc., and so on.

But they are doing it seriously.

Jiang Lianzhou didn't look surprised. He glanced lazily at Sheng Yi and handed him a glass of milk: "What's wrong?"

Sheng Yi took it and lowered his voice: "Do you want to buy some when you think of it?"

Young Master Jiang looked quite surprised, and raised his eyebrows in a non-serious manner: "Why, Miss Shan is trying to cheat? Are you afraid we won't be able to win the first place?"

Sheng Yi: "…"

Sheng with all the emotions, instantly dissipated clean.

She was silent for a few seconds, then reached out and grabbed Jiang Lianzhou's arm.

With a little force, Young Master Jiang made an exaggerated appearance, screaming in pain, "Murder relatives...friends, you!"

In an instant, everyone looked at the two of them.

Sheng Yi: "…"

Why haven't we seen each other in years, and you are still so exaggerated, my friend?

The radio also paused.

The staff who read out: "...Please listen carefully to the guests, don't flirt, oh no, don't play around."

Jiang Lianzhou: "…"

Sheng Yi: "…"

[+1 for the reason why you like "You at the Same Table", you are really a show group with good intentions and accurate words! 】

[Report jlz touch porcelain with real name! I could see clearly just now that Ajiu just put his hand on it, and before he had time to exert any force, he started screaming! 】

[Believe it or not, what jlz wanted to blurt out was definitely not "murdering relatives and friends", but "murdering relatives and husbands". Hehe, jlz, you are so bold! You dare to take advantage of my wife! 】

After announcing the rules, the next step is to choose the shooting location.

According to the order of completion of the second link, that is, Jiang Lianzhou and Sheng Yi can choose first.

But the show team has always been a lot of showmanship, and the choice at this moment...

It is not directly given a picture, or an address, but

"Invite two guests to choose from the initials of the four shooting scenes."

Sheng Yi: "…"

Sheng Yi: "Do I have to be able to form words in pinyin to participate in your program? I'm sorry, then I have to go. I haven't been to primary school."

Everyone:"…"

Don't, don't have to.

Four initials of pinyin appeared on the big screen.

Sheng Yi looked at the past one by one

BJ, HT, SL, GY.

…moving, red carpet, sleeping, weird?

Sheng Yi fell silent for a long time.

But Young Master Jiang's useless gentlemanly demeanor was brought into play again at this moment.

He leaned on the sofa and stretched wearily: "I'll choose whatever Miss Shanda chooses."

Of course, Bking should start with B.

Anyway, someone accompany him, Sheng Yi became more and more reckless, without hesitation: "BJ."

After choosing, Sheng Yi glanced at Jiang Lianzhou: "Do you know what BJ is?"

Jiang Lianzhou nodded slightly: "I probably know."

"What is it?"

"Congratulations to Jiang Lianzhou and Sheng Yi for choosing the first filming location." Before Jiang Lianzhou could answer, the program team had already revealed the answer, "Bungee jumping!"

Sheng Yi: "…"

Jiang Lianzhou didn't forget to praise her, but the tone of his voice made people want to beat him: "It seems that Miss Shanda really likes this kind of exciting activities."

The rest of the guests who were afraid of heights breathed a sigh of relief, and all looked at Sheng Yi as if they were looking at their reborn parents.

Yin Shuang was already in tears at this time, came over, and held Sheng Yi's hands cordially: "Ajiu, my dear Ajiu, thank you for sacrificing one person and fulfilling all of us."

Sheng Yi, who is just not afraid of heights, but doesn't like this kind of activity very much: "…"

Why on earth are you shooting magazine covers at bungee jumps...

Take a look at a few other shooting scenes.

Flower fields, forests, parks.

It's really good, she doesn't even have a word to say.

It was live broadcast from the afternoon of the second day.

The program group has money and enough cosmetics.

As soon as the live broadcast room was opened, countless audiences rushed in instantly.

【Oh my God! This is awesome too, literally my dream dressing room! 】

[So this is for four groups of guests to sit and record together? Looking at the long mirror on the wall, who doesn't envy it? 】

[This mirror, this chair, and the predictable craftsmanship of the male guests, I have already thought of some not-so-wonderful experiences of meeting Mr. Tony…]

Sheng Yi sat on the chair, and couldn't help but feel a little uneasy.

...and it's not just her.

To be precise, the four female guests were quite nervous at this time.

As soon as they looked at each other, the male guests walked in again.

Sheng Yi thought for a while, turned the chair, looked at Jiang Lianzhou, who was walking leisurely with one hand in his pocket, and discussed with him: "It's fine if you can't transform, you can let me appear without makeup."

Jiang Lianzhou saw the unease beneath her calm surface, but he continued to tease her: "That can't be done, at least it has to fit the theme, right?"

their subject.

Oh, a feature of City C's cuisine.

Sheng Yi was silent for a while, and tentatively said: "That's called... so delicious that you don't have the mood to put on makeup?"

Jiang Lianzhou: "…"

He couldn't hold back any longer, and smiled with his peach blossom eyes for a long time.

Laughing to the point where Sheng Yi was going to be annoyed, Jiang Lianzhou barely managed to hold it back, but there was still a smile in his tone that hadn't dissipated.

He leaned on the dressing table and stared at her for a few seconds: "Don't worry, I will. What can you not do, Brother Zhou?"

Sheng Yi is very frank: "Have a child."

Jiang Lianzhou: "…"

He remembered the first stage makeup he put on when he debuted.

He was a little amateur at that time, and the makeup artist had to make a lot of little amateurs like him, so naturally he was in a hurry.

Seeing that the makeup artist used the wrong blush as eyeshadow, Jiang Lianzhou reminded him aloud.

The makeup artist apologized, "I'm so dizzy."

He asked again, "You are a boy, do you really know these cosmetics?"

really.

Straight guys don't seem to be doing this.

But in the days after the college entrance examination, Master Jiang studied a lot of materials day and night, and if he didn't understand, he asked his delicate and beautiful mother.

Mother Jiang was quite astonished: "Why are you studying this? You are a boy, don't smear a lot of it yourself."

"Who said I was going to transform myself?" Eighteen-year-old Jiang Lianzhou answered his mother while taking notes, lifting his eyelids.

"I'm going to be my future girlfriend."