The Whole World Thinks He’s Secretly In Love With Me

◎Aku's wife◎

Sheng Yi stared at the note on the bag and was silent for two minutes.

When people dream, they often remember very clearly at the moment of waking up, but if there is no external stimulus, they will be quickly forgotten.

On the contrary, if certain conditions are given at this time, it makes you recall this dream again...

Congratulations, you can remember the content of this dream for a long, long time.

What kind of external stimulus is needed?

For example, if you threaten to spank someone in your dream, you wake up to find that the person starts threatening spanking you.

That's right, outrageous...

actually.

At this moment, Sheng Yi should have reasoned and asked Jiang Lianzhou why he wrote such an excessive note.

But she didn't know why, she knew all the things in the dream were fake, but she did feel guilty for a while.

Therefore, Sheng Yi finally took his breakfast home without saying a word, washed his face and brushed his teeth, and prepared to try this Hu spicy soup chosen by Jiang Lianzhou.

She brushed her teeth while holding her mobile phone and brushing Weibo, and spit out the foam to rinse her mouth.

Swinging his face from side to side, he was about to spit out the mouthwash when he saw a message from WeChat.

【Ivan: Are you ready to wash up? I'll go to your house for breakfast later. 】

Sheng Yi almost swallowed the mouthwash.

She hurriedly finished washing up, thinking with lingering fears, if something really happened today, wouldn't she be the first person in history to be choked to death by brushing her teeth?

Where does this make her bking famous?

She walked out of the bathroom and walked to the bedroom, staring at Jiang Lianzhou's WeChat message.

Deliberately slowly finished the morning skin care, and stared at his beautiful face in the mirror with satisfaction, looking left and right, Sheng Yi only replied the news.

【Ajiu: ? Why? 】

[Ivan: Just finished skin care? 】

【Ajiu:…】

Did he install surveillance in her house?

Seeing that Sheng Yi avoided answering this question, Jiang Lianzhou didn't ask any further questions, and went back to Sheng's previous topic of "why".

[Ivan: Because you brought both breakfasts back to your house. 】

Sheng Yi: "…"

She was quiet for two seconds, went to the dining room, and opened the breakfast.

Sure enough, whether it is Hu spicy soup, fried dough sticks, boiled eggs or side dishes, they are all for two people.

But how could she know that it was two people!

Shouldn't normal people take their share first and then give it to others?

Naihe was so soft-hearted that he had already brought back his breakfast. Jiang Lianzhou would not agree to such a request, which seemed too much.

Besides, she really couldn't eat two full breakfasts.

Therefore, after considering it for a while, Sheng Yi agreed to this request.

The next second the WeChat message was sent, her doorbell rang on time.

Accuracy comparable to the New Year's bell.

Sheng Yi couldn't tell how he was feeling right now, and he didn't know whether he was angry or funny.

She opened the door and saw Young Master Jiang leaning lazily against the wall, looking over here.

It was really early, he probably just woke up not long ago, and there was even a dull hair standing on his head.

Sheng Yi didn't even have time to speak, so Young Master Jiang preempted the attack, gave a light "tsk", and said, "Miss Sheng is very welcome, I took both breakfasts, what shall I eat?"

Sheng Yi chuckled lightly and asked, "Do you want to eat behind closed doors?"

Jiang Lianzhou: "…"

Young Master Jiang briefly revealed the topic in an instant: "Let's eat."

As he said that, he raised his hand to press the dull hair on his head, and walked towards Shengyi's house as if he was a guest.

When changing shoes, he looked at the disposable slippers in Sheng Yi's shoe cabinet, and frowned and said unhappily, "I prefer blue slippers."

After he finished speaking, he casually looked at the cloth pink checkered four-season mop on Sheng Yi's feet, and took a serious look at it. Finally, he tasted it like a master, "Your style is good."

Sheng Yi: "…"

Sheng Yi: "Should I still thank you for praising my aesthetics?"

Jiang Lianzhou didn't say anything, just glanced at her.

very clear meaning

As long as you know.

Sheng Yi: "…"

The two sat at the dining table. Young Master Jiang didn't feel so bad now. He opened the two Hu spicy soups, pushed one to Sheng Yi, and set up the side dishes.

He lazily cracked the eggs at the table, and while tearing the egg shells, he said, "You should really feel honored to have such a precious hand peel the eggs for you."

Sheng Yi: "…"

Sheng Yi: "Don't say it as if you hatched an egg."

Jiang Lianzhou was a little speechless. He put the peeled eggs on the plate in front of him, raised his eyebrows and asked, "What are you going to do today?"

"Let's watch the live broadcast." Sheng Yi said, taking the iPad and opening the "You at the Same Table" live broadcast room.

Today is the last day of the fourth recording, and the guests are gathering for breakfast at this very moment.

"You at the Same Table" has always been rich and powerful, so their dining table is full of a large table, and there are Chinese-style and Western-style breakfasts.

The guests had different tastes, so they picked their favorites, and there was even a mix of Chinese and Western styles like Yu Shen, who ate sandwiches and pickles at the same time.

Sheng Yi looked at the breakfast in the live broadcast room, and then looked at the tofu brains on his dining table, and subtly came up with the idea that "Master Jiang seems to be too simple".

Jiang Lianzhou actually understood what Sheng Yi meant, and slowly swallowed a mouthful of tofu brains: "Against extravagance and waste, do you understand?"

Sheng Yi was silent for two seconds.

Are they talking using brain waves?

While muttering in my heart, I heard Yin Shuang take a sip of milk in the live broadcast room, and then sighed leisurely.

Everyone looked at her.

Yin Shuang: "I don't know what Ajiu and Brother Zhou are doing now. I miss baby Ajiu. Is she still in the hospital bed? I don't know if she's in a good mood or not. Is there anyone to accompany her?"

Sheng Yi watched helplessly, the barrage that was normal just now suddenly increased.

【Ah, ah, I miss Ajiu’s wife too! Ajiu wife, are you having breakfast? 】

[It is said that Brother Zhou has a lot of things in the past two days. He must be working hard now, and he feels sorry for Ajiu's wife and Brother Zhou. 】

[Every time at the breakfast and dinner time of "You at the Same Table", it is already a reunion scene in my heart. But the thought of them being alone makes me sad, my friends. 】

Sheng Yi: "…"

At this moment, she didn't know why, and she began to feel guilty subtly.

Jiang Lianzhou also squinted slightly to see the barrage that was scrolling non-stop. Then he ate an egg with a side dish, and said leisurely, "Ajiu wife, are you having breakfast?"

Sheng Yi: "…"

Before Sheng Yi could speak, Jiang Lianzhou first explained, "It's about reading the barrage, don't think too much."

Sheng Yi: "?"

As if his answer could be heard by the barrage, Young Master Jiang kindly helped the barrage answer: "Don't worry, Ajiu's wife is eating."

"Well, Ajiu's wife has been relatively relaxed these two days, so you don't need to feel too distressed, but Brother Zhou can still feel distressed."

"The two of us are okay, not too lonely, but Ajiu's wife talks a little bit, and she likes to ignore Brother Zhou. It seems that Brother Zhou is even worse."

"…"

As if deliberately, he mentioned himself, and sometimes said "you Brother Zhou", but when he read "Ajiu's wife" on the barrage, he definitely read it directly.

Still in front of Sheng Yi, Ding Dian did not shy away.

Sheng Yi: "…"

She stood up, and Jiang Lianzhou took some attention away from the barrage, glanced at Sheng Yi, and asked casually, "What are you doing?"

"I remember that the kitchen knife was not sharpened, so I plan to sharpen it."

Sheng Yi's tone was so bland, so bland that Jiang Lianzhou looked for the words "A Jiu's wife" on the barrage, and then replied naturally: "What's there to grind? Buy a new one if you're dull. Yes."

There was silence in the restaurant for two seconds, Jiang Lianzhou suddenly realized something, turned his head slowly, pretended to be normal, but in fact asked fearfully, "...why are you sharpening a kitchen knife?"

Sheng Yi didn't answer, just smiled at him.

Jiang Lianzhou: "…"

He lowered his head silently, as if nothing had happened, and quietly ate his tofu brain.

In the live broadcast room, Xue Qingfu answered the words, always gentle and gentle: "It's okay, I can see Ajiu next time I record. I have a friend who is her fan, and she wants me..."

Only halfway through her words, Sheng Yi's tablet popped up a low battery warning.

Less than 10%.

The charger was not in the restaurant, so Sheng Yi was too lazy to get it. She didn't download the app of the live broadcast platform on her own mobile phone, so she looked at Jiang Lianzhou: "Lend me your mobile phone."

Jiang Lianzhou let out a "tsk", but obediently opened the live broadcast room in his hand, and put it on the stand sensible.

Sheng Yi was able to completely ignore Jiang Lianzhou's inconsistency, and continued to look at the live broadcast room.

Xue Qingfu had finished what she said just now, and she seemed to have jumped to the next topic. Sheng Yi suddenly became curious.

She took another mouthful of bean curd and glanced at the bullet screen again.

It seems to be more lively than before

[I died laughing, I knew that Brother Zhou only cares about CP. Look, when I mentioned "a group photo of signed autographs", Brother Zhou jumped in after brushing the ground. 】

[Good morning, Brother Zhou, have you had breakfast yet? 】

[Wuwu Qingfu baby still lacks friends? I am also a CP fan for nothing, can you help me get a signed photo of the two of them? 】

[Family, I just took a call and didn't read it, so what did Qingfu say? 】

[Qing Fu said: "I have a friend who is her fan, and I want to ask Ajiu and me for a signed photo, preferably a photo of her and Brother Zhou."]

Sheng Yi: "…"

She tilted her head and asked Jiang Lianzhou: "How did they know you entered the live broadcast room?"

Jiang Lianzhou lazily cleaned up the last bite of the bean curd brain: "I have been certified by my real name, and there are special effects to welcome me in the live broadcast room."

Sheng Yi: "?"

Young Master Jiang nodded slightly, and speculated about Sheng Yi's thoughts, "Are you a little regretful that you didn't see that special effect? ​​It doesn't matter, you can go back and enter again, it's very cool."

Before Sheng Yi could speak, Jiang Lianzhou spoke again, still in the tone of "I'm so beautiful and kind", "For the sake of our good relationship, I won't charge you more than fifty cents once. ."

Sheng Yi didn't say a word, opened the barrage sending bar, typed three words on it, and sent it out.

Three minutes later, a new hot search appeared.

#Jiang Lianzhou said "I am a pig"#

Click in the first one.

Mu Yichengzhou yyds: "Brother Zhou, did you say something rude in front of Ajiu's wife? @江连州V, although it's not a good thing to say, but... after you're beaten, can you put the two of you together? share your conversation with us?"

At the end of the fourth live recording, there was still a tall building in the forum, and as usual, it quickly became a hot post.

The four words "You at the same table" have become the recognized traffic password in the forum. As long as these four words are included in the title, even if it is four o'clock in the morning, someone will come in for a second to chat.

This time is no exception, the title of the post is

[Has anyone come to bet on what the ratings of "You at the Same Table" will be like this time? 】

Main building content: [I'm really curious, I want to see whether the pair is more powerful or the show is more powerful. 】

[1L: I only noticed that lz now refers directly to "that pair"? Tsk tsk, has everyone tacitly agreed? 】

【2L: ? When real passers-by saw the title, they came in curiously and took a look. Are the ratings of your show still a bet? It's not the first time, if I remember correctly, it set a new record last time, right? 】

[3L: The person upstairs is indeed a real passerby. I wonder if it’s a no-brainer to be absent this time? To be honest, I'm not a CP fan of the two of them, and the flow of this show is very interesting, but I just feel that something is missing, and watching the live broadcast is not exciting! 】

[7L: That’s true, after all, not every pair of CPs is a done deal. Have you seen the popularity statistics of this live broadcast? Three times the popularity peaked, once when the broadcast just started, once when Zong Yan made a video call to Ajiu, and once when they were cued to Brother Zhou and Ajiu this morning...]

[9L: Woohoo but my friends, to be honest, I'm really happy! I've seen a lot of CPs before. They were intimate when there was a camera on the screen, but in the end, they were picked out and they didn't know each other well in private. They were completely acting out the script. but! Nothing can make a boat out of it! The two of them are also so close in private. I almost cried on the spot when I heard Brother Zhou's voice in Ajiu's video that day. Who can understand me? 】

[13L: Of course I understand you! I was super worried before, I was afraid that the two of them were acting in the script, and I was looking forward to the end of "You at the Same Table" for the rest of my life, otherwise they would start to untie as soon as the ending ended, and I guess it would really collapse on the spot orz. After drinking so many underworld CPs, this is the first time I have experienced such a thing, who can't stop crying? May all the CPs in the circle be done with nothing. 】

[20L: Don’t be like this, sisters, don’t set up flags before the official announcement, otherwise how ugly would they look if they weren’t together? Although I also drink, but don't kidnap it. 】

Chatting and chatting, the building crooked.

[39L: Speaking of this, I think of Wangjiu again. Does she live stream the day after tomorrow? Do you think jlz will make a show? 】

[42L: Why did you mention her all of a sudden, just wondering if you guys would really watch a live broadcast of an artist? Don't you feel a little bored? 】

[45L: I don’t think Jiang Lianzhou would go there… To be honest, I was surprised that he commented “Come on” that day. Do you really like Wangjiu’s paintings so much? 】

[47L: If, I mean, if Jiang Lianzhou really went to Wangjiu’s live broadcast room, there is only one possibility. 】

[49L: ? 】

[50L: Wangjiu is Shengyi. 】

[51L: Go to sleep, sisters. 】

[52L: Sleep, family. 】

[53L: Go to sleep, friends. 】

The next morning, just as Sheng Yi woke up, the doorbell rang again.

When she went out, she had breakfast on her hand again.

Today's is bean curd and fried pancakes, but unlike yesterday, today's is a single serving.

Sheng Yi pursed his lower lip and took a small note to read.

It's that person's handwriting

"I have something to do today, and tomorrow I will take time out of my busy schedule to go to your house to look at slippers."

Sheng Yi: "…"

She laughed suddenly.

Because of Jiang Lianzhou's simple "come on" in that comment, Kuaiyu Live's assistant in charge of her live broadcast room greeted Sheng Yi every morning, noon and night from the day the live broadcast was finalized.

She is extremely attentive, always reminding her to prepare for the live broadcast.

Today is the day before the live broadcast. While eating tofu brain, sure enough, the assistant sent another message.

[Good morning, Mr. Wangjiu, is there anything else you need us to help with? 】

Sheng Yi was silent for two seconds: [Although I really don't want to say it, you have already asked for the tenth time. 】

Assistant: [If you need anything else, please feel free to mention it! I would like to take the liberty to ask you again, has the painting you want to draw for the live broadcast been determined? 】

Before waiting for Sheng Yi's reply, he quickly gave a suggestion: [If you haven't thought about it yet, you can consider drawing a CP map! 】

Sheng Yi: […]

Sheng Yi: [I am not a CP fan, why should I draw CP pictures? 】

Assistant: [Mmmmm it doesn't matter! The whole network knows that you are not a CP fan of nothing, but you just happened to draw a CP picture, it happened to be a classic scene, and it happened to be popular~ Teacher Wangjiu is really good! 】

Sheng Yi: […]

Don't know why.

Obviously, this assistant is praising her every word, and she doesn't mean to refute her at all, but why does she just feel unhappy?

Of course, Sheng Yi couldn't draw CP pictures during the live broadcast. The content she wanted to draw had already been determined when she promised to do the live broadcast at the beginning.

The live broadcast is scheduled for 7pm the next night.

Kuaiyu live broadcast is really sincere. At 6:55, it gave Shengyi the homepage recommendation position of the live broadcast room, and also made a recommendation on the sliding bar of the big picture on the homepage.

Evening is a popular time for live broadcasts. At this time, major anchors will often try their best to win better recommendations. The singing area and dancing area have always been very popular, and the probability of appearing on the homepage will be higher; on the contrary, the traffic in the daily area is obviously much smaller.

This area has always been tepid, and it is naturally not competitive enough at the prime time of the night, and it seldom appears in the homepage recommendation position.

But today...

Sheng Yi, a novice host who is broadcasting live for the first time, the content of the live broadcast is still drawing, and it is recommended on the homepage.

She entered the live broadcast room seven or eight minutes earlier, and the live broadcast room was already very lively at this moment.

【? Is there a bug soon? A daily zone anchor is on the slide bar? 】

[+1 clicked in the sliding bar, I just want to know what kind of background is this? Ordinary live painting, or a newcomer, can you have such a recommendation? 】

[The anchor Maye hasn't even come in yet, how come the popularity is already so high, is this anchor some awesome character? 】

The fans who had not waited for a long time to speak, the anchor entered the live broadcast room, and the next second, a clear system sound sounded in the live broadcast room.

"Good evening everyone, I'm Wangjiu."

Passers-by saw countless barrages dashed across in an instant.

【Mr. Wangjiu good evening! 】

[What is the teacher drawing tonight~ I'm looking forward to it, a live broadcast room dedicated to squatting and waiting. 】

[Wuwu, Mrs. Wangjiu only turns on the computer screen, although I don't think that my wife will show her face, but I still think she will at least turn on the camera to show her hands TT]

[Doesn't the teacher plan to use the original sound? I want to hear the original sound! 】

True passers-by: "?"

Is he really a famous painter? And looking at it this way, it seems that there are many fans too?

Sheng Yi ignored a request to "play the original sound" on the barrage, took the tablet and started to draw.

She also gave a warning in advance: "I'm very focused when I draw, so I may occasionally look up at the barrage, and if everyone feels bored, just quit."

What Sheng Yi is painting today is a cat, a very ordinary orange cat.

The painting method she chose was not the thick painting of the past, but a somewhat sketchy type.

She is indeed very focused, and she writes very seriously, and only occasionally takes time to interact with the barrage.

"Why did you draw a cat?" Sheng Yi glanced at it quickly, then continued to bury his head in drawing, and answered, "I remember when I was studying, I fed a stray cat with a friend... This cat later What happened? Well, was sent for sterilization."

The barrage swiped a lot of "hahaha".

On the whole, the live broadcast room is quite harmonious, and the housekeeper is also very conscientious.

As Sheng Yi became more and more complete, the barrage was shocked.

[Fuck... At first I said it was a cat, I didn't quite believe it, and I was still thinking about what this thing is? Now: Okay, what am I... 】

【I really like my wife! I wish I could one day grab my wife's guest post! 】

Sheng Yi glanced up again, in a really good mood, thanked the barrage for the compliment, and thanked the gold master fathers who just gave gifts.

I happened to see a gold sponsor rewarding a submarine, and then asked a question with the title of "Best No. 1": "Is Mr. Wangjiu in a relationship? The teacher is too low-key, and I am indeed a little curious. It's okay not to answer if you mind. !"

Everyone else has thrown so many gifts, and it's not too much of a problem. Sheng Yixian thanked him and said, "It's not a relationship."

She thought for a second and remembered the conversation she had with Jiang Lianzhou when she went to Jiang Lianzhou's studio before the third show was recorded.

Unable to hold back, Sheng Yi laughed and replied in a rude manner: "After all, there are so many of you, Teacher Wang Jiu, who are chasing after you. You have to post 5 million to reluctantly consider it."

Saying that, Sheng Yi lowered his head again and drew a few more strokes.

When I raised my head again, there was a barrage of "Hahaha" just now...

has changed.

【! Thank you local tyrants, local tyrants have spent money! 】

[Mommy, this is the first time I've seen such a big boss, the boss is so awesome, Mr. Wang Jiu's live broadcast room instantly climbed to the first place for the reward tonight! 】

[As soon as the former list sheds tears, compared with this big guy, how can I afford the title of "List One"...]

Sheng Yi: "?"

She glanced at the reward list, and the first list had changed from "Wang Jiu's little fan" to a string of garbled characters.

It looks like a random call, probably a new number that has just been registered.

The reward amount is…

Sheng Yi paused, rubbed his eyes again, and counted the zeros behind the string of numbers.

She even doubted for a moment whether she could count.

One, ten, hundred, thousand...

Forty million.

Sheng Yi: "…"

The garbled local tyrant had never spoken in the live broadcast room before.

It was only now that the boss made the first sentence leisurely.

[@#￥%ww: Five million to reluctantly think about it? 】

[@#￥%ww: Then think about it for five, six, seven or eight. 】