The wizard in Hogwarts is unscientific
Chapter 170 The Weasley Twins’ Big Baby
Soon Lockhart began his lessons.
He first spent half of the class explaining yesterday's teaching accident.
Of course, according to Lockhart, it was not a teaching accident, but a test for the young wizards.
He, Gilderoy Lockhart, did not run away when the Cornish elves made a scene in the classroom.
He just wanted to see the true level of the little wizards.
"I'm very disappointed. You are already in your second year, but you can't even deal with the Cornish elves. Although those little guys are naughty, the way to deal with them is very simple." Lockhart said.
Just when Andy thought that Lockhart was going to explain how to deal with Cornish elves, Lockhart called a few little wizards to come on stage and cooperate with him to restore the scene at that time.
What a stage play.
At the end of the play, as Lockhart waved his magic wand, the students playing the Cornish elves fell to the ground at Lockhart's signal.
Then, a class period passed.
"This is the most outrageous Defense Against the Dark Arts class I've ever had."
After class, Andy couldn't help but complain: "Not to mention comparing with Professor Tang En, even Quirrell is much better than him."
At least Quirrell can still read from his textbooks, but Lockhart can only act in stage plays.
“I can’t believe that Dumbledore would find someone like this to teach us.
Andy said furiously: "Even if Dumbledore was deceived by him at first, Lockhart has already been in class for two days. Why didn't Dumbledore expel him?"
What left Andy speechless the most was that the homework left by Lockhart was a questionnaire, which they had to fill out before class next week.
There are dozens of questions on the questionnaire.
1.What is Gilderoy Lockhart’s favorite color?
2. What is Gilderoy Lockhart’s secret ideal?
…
That’s outrageous!
Hermione followed Andy silently.
The little witch has just experienced the blow of having her idol shattered, and now she is still a little depressed.
"What should I do to change the professor?" Andy was ready to formally implement the plan.
Unlike Quirrell, Lockhart is very famous internationally. It is unrealistic to think of using the method of driving Quirrell away to deal with Lockhart.
If you want to deal with Lockhart, you must find tangible evidence.
"Use veritaserum?" Andy frowned slightly.
Veritaserum is easy to use, but once someone discovers it, Andy himself might be implicated.
Andy didn't want to be transferred to Azkaban.
You can try the confusion spell.
Find an opportunity to embarrass Lockhart in public, take a photo, and send the photo to Rita Skeeter for the newspaper.
As long as that woman made up something, it would be enough to get Lockhart into trouble.
"It would be best to implicate Dumbledore." Andy thought in his mind.
In third grade, Andy didn't want to have to battle wits with the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
I just pity the fifth and seventh grade students, they can't learn anything this year.
After eating in the Great Hall, Hermione finally recovered from the shock of her idol being shattered.
"Andy, what are you going to do?" the little witch asked furtively.
"What?" Andy was stunned.
"This is the plan to drive away the professor!"
Hermione lowered her voice and said, "Is this what you and Malfoy were discussing?"
"I haven't thought about it yet!" Andy said helplessly: "Lockhart has a great reputation. If you want to deal with him, ordinary methods will not work."
After a pause, Andy leaned into Hermione's ear and said, "I need a new wand, or go to Snape's office to steal some medicine."
Andy reconsidered. It was not impossible to use Veritaserum, but he couldn't go to an official pharmacy to buy potion ingredients.
"George, Fred!" Andy shouted towards the Gryffindor table.
The Weasley twins immediately ran over.
"Hi Andy!"
George said enthusiastically: "Want to discuss plans for a magical amusement park?"
"Magical amusement park?" Hermione raised her eyebrows.
"After we graduate, we plan to open a magic amusement park. We already have preliminary plans." Andy explained casually.
"Not a bad idea," Hermione agreed.
Andy looked at George and lowered his voice and said, "You two are experienced in night tours. I want to steal some potion materials from Snape's office. I wonder if you can do anything about it?"
"No, I don't agree."
Hermione immediately said: "If Snape finds out, Andy, you will be expelled."
"Will not!"
Andy was full of confidence, "Hermione, don't forget, I helped Snape once. He will not fire me. The most he will do is put me in solitary confinement. Besides, I also know his little secret."
"You know Snape's secret?" George exclaimed.
"Is it the one you told us last time?" Fred asked.
"Or have you discovered a new secret?"
"We can help you with your night tour."
"I can also help you steal medicinal materials from Snape's office."
"But in exchange..."
"You're going to tell us Snape's secret."
George and Fred each said one sentence, expressing their meaning clearly in ink.
"Okay!" Andy nodded.
"Just wait for us."
George turned to look at Fred, "Go get that thing. I think Andy needs it more than we do now."
Fred nodded, then stood up and ran out of the auditorium.
"What?" Andy asked curiously.
"You'll know in a minute."
George said proudly: "That is our secret weapon. The reason why Fred and I can travel unimpeded in the castle at night is all because of this thing."
"Although we don't know what you want to do, you'd better make the best use of it. We told you because we believe in you."
Although George and Fred seem a little unreliable, they have inherited the Weasley family's sense of justice.
They can play pranks, but their pranks are never too much. So even those who are teased by them don't actually hate them.
"Of course, I stole Snape's medicinal materials because I had some serious business to do." Andy explained.
"We fully support you regarding this matter." George patted Andy on the shoulder, acting like a buddy supporting you.
Andy actually knows the twins fairly well.
In the twins' minds, stealing the medicine from Snape's office was a cool and righteous adventure.
But administering Veritaserum to Lockhart... was not something the twins could accept.
This may sound like a contradiction.
But just like Mr. Weasley...
He is a man with a strong sense of justice. He never violates the rules of the Ministry of Magic and never embezzles the funds of the Ministry of Magic.
But he selfishly modified a Muggle car.
All in all, there is no honest person in the wizarding world.
The only difference lies in where they are dishonest.
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