The wizard in Hogwarts is unscientific

After hearing what Lockhart said, Andy and Harry looked at each other. This is the most outrageous thing the two of them have heard today.

Andy was curious as to why Lockhart could still speak so brazenly and think he was a master of magic even though his character had collapsed like this.

Really self-hypnosis?

All right! After all, not everyone can keep their head clear. Even in the 21st century in the previous life, there were many people who were so stupid that they did many outrageous things.

Life is sometimes stranger than fiction.

"Professor, I believe you must have had a wonderful time as a student." Andy said without changing his expression.

Harry made a vomiting face.

"You have a good eye, Collins."

Lockhart smiled broadly, "It was indeed a wonderful and unforgettable time. I still remember one Valentine's Day when I received more than a hundred greeting cards."

"Oh my God! You don't even know how distressed I was at that time."

Andy: "..."

Glancing at Harry who was writing a reply to Lockhart's fans, Andy felt inexplicably... Lockhart might not be bragging this time.

This is really enviable.

How about... I also try to write a novel?

"Professor, my signature..." Andy reminded.

Although the main purpose of coming to Lockhart's office this time was to 'encounter' Harry, getting an autograph in the forbidden book area was also one of Andy's purposes. New 𝟼𝟿 Book Bar→𝟼𝟿𝚜𝚑𝚞𝚡.𝚌𝚘𝚖

This is called killing two birds with one stone.

"certainly!"

Lockhart agreed very readily, "Is it a book about All Curses? They are very advanced spells. No one in the magic world knows All Curses better than me."

Lockhart quickly wrote the approval note, handed it to Andy, and then said with great enthusiasm: "That year in France, a very evil dark wizard released the Fire Curse. Paris — he wanted to destroy that city.”

"Oh my God! You can't imagine how dangerous it is for Li Huo to lose control. Paris was almost destroyed because of it."

"It was me, Gilderoy Lockhart, who used All Curses to prevent that disaster and save a city of Muggles."

"But I never talk about it."

Do you think I believe it or not?

"Professor, you are amazing."

Andy said with admiration: "Then can you teach me how to learn All Curses to End?"

"No problem at all!"

Lockhart agreed on the spot.

Then he changed the topic and said: "But you have to start with the most basic theory first. After you understand this book and master it skillfully, I will teach you the higher level of All Curses."

Andy felt that Lockhart could be considered a talent.

He deceived the entire wizarding world...

He is really underqualified to be a professor, he should be engaging in financial fraud. new

"Thank you for your approval note."

Andy put the batch note away and said, "You are really a great adventurer. I really look forward to seeing more of your adventure stories."

Before Lockhart could speak, Andy suddenly stood up and said, "It's already very late, Professor, I should go back."

Lockhart glanced at the clock in his office and said regretfully: "Well, it's indeed a bit late. Potter, you go back with Collins!"

Harry breathed a sigh of relief, and his facial expression became visibly brighter.

"Professor, good night!"

After leaving Lockhart's office, Harry couldn't help but complain to Andy: "Andy, are you also a fan of Lockhart's books?"

Harry couldn't help but shudder when he thought that Andy, like those idiot fans, worshiped Lockhart crazily.

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too disgusting!

"of course not!"

Andy took out the approval note for the restricted book area and showed it off, "Don't you think Lockhart is easy to coax? As long as you say something nice, you can get the approval note for the restricted book area from him."

Harry gave an unreadable expression.

"You are such a Ravenclaw." Harry asked himself, he couldn't do such a thing.

Reading the book was already torture, but complimenting Lockhart... was doubly torture.

In the silent corridor, Andy and Harry whispered to each other from time to time.

"Andy, did you hear anything?" Harry suddenly stopped and looked at Andy solemnly.

"Um?"

Andy was stunned, listened for a moment, shook his head and said, "No! Harry, are you too tired?"

"may be……"

Before he finished speaking, Harry said again: "Listen, that voice appeared again. It said... killing... blood... food... bad, it might kill someone!"

After saying this, Harry looked at Andy with a horrified expression.

"Shh-"

Andy made a silence gesture and said cautiously: "Harry, listen carefully again."

Harry nodded silently.

After a while, Harry gave Andy a look, indicating that the voice was coming again.

Andy pretended to listen attentively.

"There was a sound, I heard it, a hissing sound..."

Andy walked to the window, took the wand, and used the levitating spell to pull out the little snake from the gap in the window.

"Hiss~"

The little green snake spit out the message at Andy, and the whole snake circled in mid-air, making an attack posture.

"This snake can talk!!!"

Harry looked surprised, "Andy, this snake...it said it's going to eat you, be careful!"

Andy turned to look at Harry and frowned: "Harry, you are a Parselmouth!"

"What is Parseltongue?" Harry looked confused.

Andy explained: "Parseltongue is the ability to talk to snakes. Harry, this snake can't talk. All I hear is hissing."

Harry obviously didn't care, "You mean, I can talk to snakes? But... I haven't learned that Parseltongue thing at all."

Andy showed a complicated expression, "Harry, the ability to speak Parseltongue can be inherited. Do you know why the symbol of Slytherin House is a snake? Because Salazar Slytherin himself is a Parseltongue."

"Harry, maybe you have Salazar Slytherin's blood flowing in your body."

Harry swallowed. It was obviously difficult for him to accept that he was related to Salazar Slytherin.

"Impossible! How, how could I have anything to do with Slytherin?"

Harry couldn't accept it all over his body, "Andy, you must be mistaken. I guess there must be many people in the wizarding world who have this ability, right?"

After speaking, Harry looked at Andy with an unconfident expression.

He longed to hear the answer he wanted to hear from Andy's mouth.

only……

Harry thought about what happened during the sorting last year.

The Sorting Hat strongly urged him to join Slytherin and said that joining Slytherin would allow him to achieve great achievements.

"Parseltongue can be learned."

Andy said: "As far as I know, Dumbledore knows many magical animal languages, such as mermaid language and Parseltongue."

"But...Harry, your abilities are innate."