The wizard in Hogwarts is unscientific

Chapter 24 Voldemort, is this how you teach Defense Against the Dark Arts?

If it doesn't work once, do you have to do it a second time?

Doesn't this mean the society will die twice?

The three little wizards looked at each other. They always felt that Andy was cheating them, but there was no evidence. new

Andy sighed and shook his head, this year's little wizards are not good! These are all words of experience. If you don't take the initiative to speak, do you still have to wait for the little girl to take the initiative?

Besides, if you don’t take the initiative, someone will be more proactive than you.

Andy ignored them and ate his dinner quickly. Taking advantage of the fact that there was still more than an hour before lights out at eight o'clock, Andy hurried to the library with Hermione in hand.

Having finished reading "Principles of Modern Charms", Andy returned the book.

For a magic book like this that explains the principles of magic spells, you only need to understand the key points. Andy is not Hermione, so there is no way he can memorize the entire book.

Mainly because I don’t have the memory.

Andy picked and selected, and finally chose a book that explained the principles of magic, and prepared to learn more about magic.

The library closes at eight o'clock in the evening, which also means that Hogwarts' curfew begins.

Andy and Hermione came out of the library five minutes early and went all the way back to the Ravenclaw dormitory.

"Good night!"

"Good night!"

Back in the dormitory, Andy took a hot shower and sat at the desk in his pajamas, but his mind had already wandered to the restricted book section of the library. New 𝟲𝟵Book Bar→𝟲𝟵𝘀𝗵𝘂𝘅.𝗰𝗼𝗺

Night walks are a tradition at Hogwarts, and many people say that a Hogwarts career is incomplete without night walks.

Andy still remembers that in the movie "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone", Harry was able to break into the restricted area of ​​the library by wearing an invisibility cloak - it seemed to be heavily guarded, but in fact there seemed to be none. Same as defense.

But having said that, Andy still didn't dare to be careless.

After all, it was Harry Potter who broke into the restricted area in the movie, and he was obviously different to Dumbledore.

It's like the person who stole the Sealed Book in "Naruto" was Uzumaki Naruto.

Try it with someone else?

"It's better to be fully prepared, or at least learn the Illusion Charm first." Andy thought to himself.

Looking at the parchment on the desk, Andy had no intention of doing homework.

"Anthony, have you finished your Potions homework?" Andy asked.

"I've finished writing it. Do you want to use it?"

Anthony was sitting on the bed thinking about something. Hearing this, he was surprised and said, "Didn't you already brew the magic potion in class?"

"Just because it's cooked, I don't want to waste time doing homework."

Andy said: "Don't worry, I won't copy it completely. I have experience in this area."

Anthony searched for it on the bedside table and handed the paper he had written to Andy, "Andy, I have just been thinking about what I should say when I talk to a girl for the first time. New 𝑐𝑜𝑚You and Hermione How did you say your first words when you first met?"

Andy: "..."

So that's what you were thinking about all night?

Anthony raised the topic, and Terry and Michael also became more energetic, "Yeah, Andy, just talk about it! This is related to the lifelong happiness of our brothers."

"This kind of thing needs to be adaptable. How can there be a fixed routine?"

Andy pondered for a moment, "Let me think about it...for example, you can go to the girl you like to borrow homework as a thank you, and buy her some snacks or something."

"After going back and forth, the relationship will naturally become familiar."

Anthony was a little confused: "But I have finished my homework."

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Terry was also a little troubled, "I've finished my homework. Even if I can lie, what will happen if the other party doesn't borrow it?"

Michael looked even more painful, "You still want to buy her snacks? I don't have much pocket money in total."

Andy: "..."

You three will be single for the rest of your lives!

"I've already told you how to strike up a conversation for the first time. You can try it out if you have a chance."

Too lazy to deal with the three little kids, Andy finished his potions homework in a hurry. Andy put away the papers, lay down on the bed and closed his eyes to sleep.

Tomorrow there will be a Defense Against the Dark Arts class and a Charms class in the morning, and a Transfiguration class in the afternoon. They are all courses that Andy is looking forward to. Andy has no time to be an emotional mentor for a few brats. .

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In the early morning of the next day, Andy got up at eight o'clock as usual, woke up his three roommates after washing, and then went to the auditorium on the first floor for dinner.

To be honest, Andy is still looking forward to the upcoming Defense Against the Dark Arts class.

The movie does not introduce in detail how Professor Quirrell's class took place. Andy only knows that Quirrell is the villain BOSS of the movie, and his brain was eaten by Voldemort.

And at Halloween dinner, he seemed to be knocked unconscious by a troll.

Huh? Something seems not quite right?

At 8:55, Andy came to the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, waiting with great anticipation for Voldemort to give him his first Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson.

As soon as he walked into the classroom, Andy couldn't help but frown.

What does it taste like?

The classroom windows were blocked by curtains, and the room was only illuminated by a few torches.

The dark classroom was filled with a strong smell of garlic and the air was humid. Just entering this classroom gave Andy a sick feeling.

The little snakes who were in class with Ravenclaw were even more angry.

Malfoy even shouted on the spot, "Why would Dumbledore hire such a person to be a professor? I will tell my father to kick him out of Hogwarts."

Andy glanced at Malfoy, silently mourning for him in his heart.

According to the script, Voldemort will be resurrected sooner or later. I hope that after he is resurrected, he will not take your actions today into account.

Hermione sat next to Andy, frowning slightly, and rarely spoke for Professor Quirrell.

It seems that she doesn't have a good impression of this professor either.

"I'm so...so sorry..."

Quirrell walked into the classroom, looking timid. He stammered: "I was injured by a vampire... I can't see the light now... I treated the wound, and the smell... the smell may be a bit unbearable... I hope Please forgive me."

So, our Defense Against the Dark Arts professor was injured by a dark creature?

This is similar to the flying class professor’s inability to handle flight accidents!

Are you the crouching dragon and phoenix chicks of Hogwarts?

When they heard about vampires, the little wizards immediately became energetic.

A certain little wizard immediately asked: "Professor, where did you meet the vampire? Have you defeated him?"

"I...I met...a vampire in Romania, and I expelled him."

Another little wizard questioned: "Professor, weren't you bitten by a vampire?"

"No... no... bite..."

Quirrell seemed eager to prove his abilities. He pointed to his turban and said: "Last year... I helped an African chief drive away the resurrected zombies. This... this turban was a gift from that chief."

Andy had despaired of this class.

Voldemort, is this how you teach Defense Against the Dark Arts?