The Wonderful Daily Life of Nogizaka

Chapter Twenty Seven: The Joke

When Baiyunshan came to the lounge, he saw this scene:

The members who stayed in Under again and the members who were dropped from the selection were ashen-faced and looked downcast. Several of them finally couldn't help sobbing quietly and shed tears in the corner.

The older sisters are relatively strong, and I think they have already made similar mental preparations. For example, Mai Fukawa and Mica Eto were able to stabilize their emotions. Although they still had disappointment on their faces, they quickly adjusted their states.

, turned around to comfort the other sad and sobbing members.

The blow of not being able to enter the selection group was huge, and it was even bigger if it happened twice in a row.

Maybe they will gradually get used to such cruel scenes in the future, but now, this is undoubtedly something too heavy to be spoken about.

The members leaned together in twos and threes, whispering to each other to comfort each other. Only one person hid in the corner and leaned against the wall, thinking to himself and crying.

Baiyunshan sighed silently, and then walked towards her.

The members who noticed his arrival quickly wiped away their tears and said hello to him in a hoarse voice. Baiyunshan nodded gently and whispered back, "Thank you for your hard work, everyone."

The members shook their heads one after another. They didn't know whether they felt it was not hard, or whether it was just a subconscious action.

The little flying bird, who was crying alone in the corner, also noticed Baiyunshan's arrival. He raised his head and glanced at him, then buried his head back on his knees, venting his sadness in a low voice.

Baiyunshan leaned over, moved a chair from the side and sat down, then said slowly: "Why, are you crying again?"

Little Feiniao didn't even raise his head, buried his face and said in a low voice: "No."

Baiyunshan smiled, cracked his knuckles and said relaxedly: "You said no, if not, why didn't you even raise your head, are you so afraid of seeing me?"

"Baiyun Sang is so ugly!" Xiao Feiniao said without any sign of weakness.

"Yes, I cried until my eyes and nose were red, I had bags under my eyes, and my face was covered with snot and tears. Of course I looked ugly!" Baiyunshan said in a long and malicious voice.

"I didn't!" Xiao Feiniao quickly argued.

"If not, then raise your head."

"I won't lift it!"

"If you don't raise it, then you have it."

"I don't!"

"Then lift it up and take a look."

"don't want!"

...

The two of them talked about useless topics for several minutes. In the end, Xiao Feiniao couldn't stand Baiyunshan's series of questions and timidly raised his head.

Of course, there are no tears and snot everywhere. The small and cute nose is wrinkled, a pair of jewel-like eyes are so clear, the circles around the eyes are slightly red, and the traces of tears are crisscrossed on the face, unique and cute

His mouth was pouted, obviously dissatisfied with his previous description.

Bai Yunshan stared at her face and carefully scanned every detail on it. After making sure that there was nothing wrong with her, he just cried a little too much and laughed softly and said: "Isn't this beautiful? Why keep doing this?"

Hiding it, are you so afraid of seeing people?"

"No." Xiao Feiniao turned his head away after being looked at like this, feeling a little ashamed in his heart, and retorted.

"It's not because of this, then why?"

"It's because of some other things."

"What's up?"

"Bai Yunsang knew clearly but kept asking. Did you mean to see my joke? I knew Bai Yunsang was a liar and a bad person. I will never pay attention to you again."

"Well, I do know that."

Baiyunshan scratched his head helplessly, and then explained: "But I am not here to laugh at you. Asuka is already so pitiful, how could anyone want to laugh at you?"

"Really?" Xiao Feiniao raised his head, with a doubtful look in his eyes.

"Of course it's true, I'm not here to laugh at you, I'm here to tell you a joke!"

Baiyunshan saw Xiao Feiniao who was still sobbing from time to time. He poured her a glass of water and handed it to her. He took out a few pieces of toilet paper. After hesitating for a while, he still let her wipe it by herself.

Then he continued: "Look at you, you are crying like this. If no one cares about you, will you keep crying? Then it will be in the news tomorrow: Shocking! An idol group whose debut single was released not long ago

Nogizaka46 member Asuka Saito actually died from crying violently, doesn’t it sound miserable?”

Hearing others making fun of him like this, how could he be happy? Xiao Feiniao immediately wrinkled his nose again, tears flashing in his eyes: "Baiyun Sang, this is not funny at all!"

Baiyunshan waved his hand: "Okay, okay, let me tell you your favorite Nanamin joke."

He cleared his throat and spoke thoughtfully.

"One day, Nana Hashimoto went to the cinema to watch a tear-jerking movie, but was kicked out by the staff within a few minutes of watching. The reason was that the laughter was too loud and affected the viewing experience of other viewers."

"As we all know, Nishino Nanase likes to rest on the backs of members, but she will only hug Hashimoto Nanami when she is facing her. 'Is it because the relationship is good?' We once asked her this, and the result was

She replied: 'No, it's just that it's hard for me to tell which side of Nana Min is the front and which is the back.'"

"One day the members will choose who can be the most late. There are three people selected, namely Sakurai Reika, Nojo Ai, and Hashimoto Nana. The selection time is set for the next day.

, as a result, Sakurai Reika came half an hour late, and Nojo Aimi came an hour late,

In the end, only Hashimoto Nanami was left. It seemed that Hashimoto Nanami won, but after waiting for a long time, she still didn't see her coming. Everyone was very curious and asked: 'Where is Nanamin?

Why haven't you come yet?' Someone replied: 'It's only nine o'clock now, Nanamin hasn't gotten up yet!'"

...

In fact, Xiao Feiniao had already laughed when he told the second joke. The way he burst into tears and laughed was very cute. Baiyunshan was also stunned. But Baiyunshan couldn't help but continue to tell the joke he thought of in one breath.

I went down not only to amuse the little girl in front of me, but also to satisfy my inner need to tell jokes.

Xiao Feiniao was not as carefree as him. Although he was very happy to hear it, he still couldn't help pouting: "If you arrange Nanamin like this, it will be very bad if she finds out!"

Baiyunshan waved his hands with a smile and said relaxedly: "Don't worry, I'm just telling two jokes, what could happen? You see, I usually make jokes about the Baishi Mayonnaise Star, and nothing will happen to me, so don't worry.

That’ll be fine.”

"Besides -" At this point, he paused again and said with a winking smile: "As long as you don't tell anyone, how can she know? You are right."

However, at this moment, a cold voice came from behind him.

"I think Baiyun Sang is right."

Baiyunshan's smile suddenly froze, and then he turned around silently, and saw the short-haired and smart Hokkaido girl with her arms folded across her chest, staring at him quietly, with nothing in her eyes, like white snowflakes flying in the ice and snow.

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