The Wonderful Daily Life of Nogizaka

Chapter 63: The Power of Three Answers to Philosophy

The person who came was a male reporter with a medium build, short hair and a very simple look. He had a pair of glasses hanging on the bridge of his nose. He was holding an interview microphone in his hand and looked at a few people with a smile.

The members looked at each other and immediately became vigilant. Thinking of what Baiyunshan had explained before, they nodded slightly hesitantly.

"Thanks."

The reporter seemed quite polite, with an affable look on his face. He found a seat next to him and sat down, while he smiled proudly in his heart.

Sure enough, she is still a young girl! A young idol who is new to the world has just stepped into the entertainment industry. She has not yet found out whether she has the consent of adults. She is so careless to accept an interview from an unknown reporter so easily.

.Hehe, this is a good time to dig up some cool stuff!

Looking back, I am one of the best clichés among my fellow reporters. Needless to say, I am very good at making insinuations. I use one trick after another. I don’t know how many little idols like these little girls have suffered under my hands.

One piece after another was dug up, and then the dream road fell to Wenchun's cannon before it even started.

Now, is it finally the turn of this group of Sony idols in front of us? I’m still a little excited just thinking about it!

The reporter suppressed his inner emotions, glanced at the manuscript in his hand, cleared his throat, looked at Rina Ikoma on the far left, and asked: "This is... Rina Ikoma-san, right?"

Ikoma Rina nodded slightly.

"I have some questions for you here. I wonder if Ikoma-san, as the center of Nogizaka46's two singles, feels a little different from the other members?" the reporter asked.

This cliche may seem ordinary, but in fact it contains a trap. Whether the answer is yes or no, it is a bit inappropriate. Generally speaking, new idols are already nervous when faced with a sudden interview from a reporter, so how can they do it?

Calm down and think about the perfect answer to change direction? So in the past, many people often failed at this first question.

And this is also the reporter’s proud trick!

Answer! Answer quickly! You can say whatever you want! The reporter couldn’t wait to call out in his heart.

However--

The short-haired girl in front of her was just stunned when she heard this, and then replied sternly: "I'm sorry, please let us discuss with the agent before we answer."

Tsk.

The reporter bared his teeth secretly in disappointment. It’s a standard answer! Well, it’s Sony Music after all. Unlike those wild idols, there must have been instructions on how to answer similar questions. How could it be possible to get it so easily?

What about the conversation? Well, forget it, there is more than just this person, there are many opportunities, don’t worry, it’s time to ask the next one.

The reporter was not discouraged, smiled again, and quickly looked at the next person, Mai Shiraishi.

"So Shiraishi Mai-san, I heard that you were called a member who could change the fate of Nogizaka46 as soon as you joined the group. What do you think of this?"

This paragraph undoubtedly has the same pitfalls as the previous ones. Answering hastily will only lead to falling into the trap. This trick is also the reporter's killer move that has resulted in countless victories!

However--

The cold goddess in front of her didn't act according to common sense at all. After hearing this, she just thought about it, then slowly showed him a signature smile, and just stared at him quietly.

Mai Shiraishi: "(* ̄︶ ̄)"

What...what does it mean?

The reporter's eyes twitched.

What does she mean by staring at me and smiling like this?

I have never encountered this kind of response. It looks so cute. No, it’s so scary. Did I say something wrong? Or has she already noticed something wrong and is looking at me like this on purpose? Damn it, she didn’t say a word.

It's too painful to just stare at me like this, isn't it? But she is so good-looking, and I don't have the courage to interrupt her at all!

Is that all there is to it?

Right... let's just forget about it.

"Ahem."

After hitting a wall here, the reporter swallowed his saliva and could only cough dryly to cover up his embarrassment, then regained his composure and turned to the next young lady, Erika Ikuta, who looked smart.

"Ikuta Erika-san, right? What do you think about——"

"pardon? (please say it again)"

But before he could finish speaking, the eldest lady in front of him, Erika Ikuta, blinked and looked at him with a puzzled expression and interrupted.

Huh? Didn’t you hear that clearly?

The reporter was a little confused. After being stunned for a while, he continued to repeat what he said before: "Ikuta Erika-san, may I ask——"

"pardon?"

However the result is still the same.

What do you mean? It seems that you didn’t hear it clearly, or that you didn’t understand it?

Ah, I remembered it. According to the information, this girl is indeed a girl born in Germany, so isn’t her Japanese proficient yet? So that’s what it is—what a piece of shit! You’ve already debuted as an idol, and you still tell me you don’t understand her?

, who are you lying to?

Well, forget it, there's no point in getting hung up on it, just ask other people, there's no need to hang yourself from a tree.

The reporter gently wiped the sweat on his forehead, then looked at Rina Ikoma on the far left again, and forced out a polite smile.

"Ahem, Ikoma-san, may I ask you——"

"Please let us discuss with the agent before making an answer." Rina Ikoma shrugged.

"Uh..." The reporter thought that these words seemed familiar, and subconsciously looked at Mai Shiraishi next to her: "Shiraishi-san——"

Mai Shiraishi: "(* ̄︶ ̄)"

The reporter silently took back the last half of his sentence and said, well, forget it, others can ask again, this one can forget it.

Then he looked at Erika Ikuta again: "Ikuta-san——"

"pardon?"

"I haven't talked about my problem yet."

"pardon?"

"......never mind."

The reporter said helplessly.

Then he looked at Rina Ikoma again.

"Ikoma-san, may I ask——"

"Please let us answer after discussing with the agent." Rina Ikoma spread her hands and said.

Come again, come again, you only learned this sentence, right... A black line appeared on the reporter's forehead. He glanced at Mai Shiraishi, who still showed a perfect smile, and the corners of his mouth twitched, and he didn't have the courage to continue asking.

Instead, she looked again at the eldest lady, Erika Ikuta, who was sitting dignifiedly beside her.

But this time he was smarter and asked in English: "excuse me, ikuta——"

"Sorry, I don't know what you are talking about." President Hua suddenly spoke up and said seriously.

reporter:"......"

The reporter fell silent, took off his glasses with trembling fingers, and then covered his face.

You understand! It turns out you understand Japanese! The reporter roared in his heart and almost spit out a mouthful of blood. You have already exposed yourself! Hey, you pretended not to understand before. You are really trying to trick me!

And isn’t what you said a classic line from a sandwich man pretending to be stupid? Not only can you understand Japanese but you can also make jokes, can you go a little further!

After taking a deep breath to calm down, the reporter put on his glasses again and looked at Rina Ikoma again.

"Ikoma-san, may I ask——"

"Please let us discuss with the agent before we give an answer."

It's coming, it's coming, it's coming, you three have discussed it, right? You can only say this sentence, can you change it to a new one? I almost vomited hearing this sentence.

The reporter wiped the non-existent cold sweat on his forehead again, and just glanced at Shiraishi Mai before jumping over her. To be honest, others almost just pissed him off and hurt him internally, but this one was really scared and couldn't understand this smile at all.

What does it mean? I feel weak in my heart, no words can help.

"Ikuta-san, we still--"

"pardon?"

"..."

It started and started again. Just now, I was still talking about Sandwich Man, and now I'm pretending not to understand Japanese. Are you really just young idols who just debuted? Why do I feel that you are all a group of people who are in the entertainment industry?

I have been in the industry for decades, and these answers are more than enough to make people mad!

The reporter was still roaring in his heart and turned to look at Rina Ikoma again.

However, before he could speak this time, Ikoma Rina took the initiative to spread her hands and said with an innocent face: "I'm sorry, please let us discuss with the agent before we give an answer."

Okay, I get it, the cycle starts again.

The reporter covered his face again and was so depressed that he almost couldn't breathe. He wanted to struggle again, but suddenly he felt his shoulder being tapped lightly.

He quickly raised his head and looked over his shoulder, but saw no one.

But there was a girl's voice faintly appearing in his ears.

"Reporter-Sang, you haven't even asked me a question yet."

"Who? Who's talking!"

The reporter suddenly became nervous, and the hairs on his hair stood on end. He obviously didn’t see anyone at all. Where did the sound in his ears come from? This was too scary in broad daylight!

"I'm here. Reporter Sang hasn't answered me yet. Why are you just asking them and not me? I've obviously been sitting next to you."

The voice sounded a little aggrieved, but the reporter was stunned. There really was no one in sight. Where did the voice come from?

Could it be said——

He suddenly thought of a terrible possibility, a chill spread from the bottom of his heart, and his face suddenly stiffened.

It's haunted!

It's impossible, it's impossible, it's impossible, isn't this too evil?

Cold sweat fell from the reporter's forehead, and he felt his shoulder was tapped again, but he quickly turned around and saw no one.

hiss--

He suddenly took a breath of cold air.

"Reporter Sang, may I ask you——"

"Run! There's a ghost!"

Before she could finish speaking, the reporter screamed in horror and ran upstairs without saying a word. In the blink of an eye, she was no longer visible, attracting the attention of everyone present.

The little idol watched this scene silently, then breathed a sigh of relief.

After all, this is a good thing. Although they prepared three philosophical answers to the reporter's questions, no one knew what would happen if they kept asking. They felt a little unsure when they answered, and the reporter himself was suddenly scared away.

On the contrary, it is a great good thing, and it is too late to be happy.

Then they looked at Kashiwa Yukina, who had stood up at some point with his hands still raised in the air and looked confused.

The members looked at her with admiration, and then unanimously gave a thumbs up and exclaimed: "Xiao Bai is so awesome~ Sure enough, we have to look at you at the critical moment. We have delayed him for so long and he hasn't left yet. Why don't you take action?"

It works, it scares people away in just two or three sentences, it’s really an eye-opener for us!”

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