The Wonderful Daily Life of Nogizaka

"Bang! "Where is Nogizaka" has started, MC Banana Man is also, the night dew is painful——"

The formula program did not deviate in any way and unfolded as planned. Following Shitara's reminder, Himura loudly shouted out the theme of this program.

"Looking for the dark history around us, the Nogizaka revelations test!"

"Wuhu~"

The opening remarks quickly came to an end. The guest invited to teach the variety show step by step was none other than the famous neon multiplayer sports leader Ken Watanabe. This scumbag who would become widely known in the future was not married at this time and was wandering around in the entertainment industry.

It's not bad. After all, as long as the neon comedians have a good professional level and are not ugly, they won't be far behind.

MC started with an explanation. First, he explained the relationship between black history, whistleblowing, and artists. Baiyunshan also said the same thing to them. To put it bluntly, as long as the whistleblowing thing is done well and the method is appropriate,

It can easily become jokes and jokes about an artist, and gradually form a label, which is of great benefit to an artist.

Especially for TV programs, the photogenic appearance may only last for tens of seconds or a few minutes. If you want people to remember you as either very good-looking or very ugly, you need jokes and jokes about yourself. The importance is obvious.

A spot.

At the beginning of the program, I first reminisced about old times with Miss Erika. After all, if we want to talk about jokes, President Hana’s induction cooker incident last year was already a strong enough joke to be recorded in the history of the entertainment industry, even though she is still just an unknown person.

She is a famous little idol, but Bai Yunshan believes it, and has encouraged her countless times in private, saying that even if she works until she is forty years old, this joke will definitely be mentioned countless times.

Of course, Huahua himself didn't appreciate it, and even chased him in anger, to which Baiyunshan expressed his innocence.

Back to the topic, the first part of the show was about the joke about ‘Am I the only one like this?’, and the first person to bear the brunt was sleeping in the lounge, who had been reprimanded by Bai Yunshan for being too exaggerated just now.

Needless to say who is the owner of the joke, Sayuri Matsumura was obviously mentally prepared when he wrote the questionnaire, and also prepared confessions with the members around him, so he compiled it without changing his face and told the uninformed

People are shocked.

However, just as he predicted in the lounge, when Sayuri Matsumura, an old liar, told the lie of the century without changing his face, everyone present was shocked and put on a look of disbelief. After all, no matter what,

It sounds like sleeping in the Doge Seat is too exaggerated. If you say it is gradual, it is okay. There are some exaggerations in the front but not too much. Later, sleeping in the Doge Seat may be acceptable, but at the beginning there is such a shocking king bomb.

, it’s hard for anyone to believe it.

Baiyunshan silently shook his head in the audience. He could only say that he was negligent and the conditions he gave were a bit vague. He forgot that there were two freaks like the Fried Chicken Sisters among the members, especially Sayuri Matsumura. He obviously noticed the effect of the program he explained.

Just four words, I was thinking hard about what kind of revelations would be effective in the show, so I put together such a job.

The fact is that the program is indeed very effective. Although everyone expressed doubts about it, the atmosphere has undoubtedly been heated up a lot.

Next is Nakata Hana's method of washing eyelashes with shampoo and conditioner. This is undoubtedly made up casually, but it is obviously a little more acceptable compared to Dogezaza. Although it is a bit weird, it is still within the scope of normal people. After all,

If you sleep for a long time with a Doma constellation, it’s hard to say whether your legs can be used or not. The risk is not that big.

Baiyunshan felt that he should have discussed it with the staff just now. It would be better to put this up front. However, if the effect of the program is taken into consideration, Matsumura Sayuri's is undoubtedly better, so he just thought about it.

The two went over, and the MC and the guests took control of the atmosphere while chatting with each other, and then talked about some common situations and experiences of variety shows, as a small summary of the previous process.

Soon he came to the third seat. Shitara glanced at the contents on the desk, and a trembling smile suddenly appeared on his face, and he looked at Nishino Nanase in the second row.

"Nishino, what is the information you want to expose?"

Nishino Nanase looked delicate and nervous. Thinking about the conversation he just heard in the lounge, his eyes became even darker. He twisted uneasily. His fingers secretly grasped the corners of the stool, and his soft voice was filled with emotion.

Sisi trembled and said: "You are really weak. It would be better if I don't say anything..."

Everyone in the room burst into laughter, obviously finding these words very interesting, especially the three adults in the MC seat. In other variety shows, people rush to break the news. After all, being able to break the news means that they have the camera.

How come there are people who don't want to talk about something if it's true? This contrast is undoubtedly very interesting.

Only President Hua, who was also sitting in the back row, seemed to have thought of something and looked a little uneasy.

The same was true for Baiyunshan off the field. He stared at the girl's increasingly restless and nervous expression, and suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart. As soon as he stood up from the chair and was about to say something, he saw that the girl had already spoken.

"I don't know if I'm weak or not, just tell me and listen."

"Do you really want to say it?"

"Just tell me, it's okay."

"Arnold...fat, fat pigeon..."

Thinking about the comments she heard in the lounge, the already nervous girl felt even more heavy. Grievance and uneasiness came to her mind. Before she could finish speaking, the girl burst into tears, and tears fell down her cheeks still stained with baby fat.

The whole person burst into tears in the blink of an eye.

"What's wrong? What's wrong?"

Although everyone present was shocked and caught off guard and couldn't figure out why they cried when the news broke, but fortunately, Banana Man's hosting skills were very high and he quickly reacted, successfully regaining the atmosphere and explaining why he was crying.

The atmosphere at the scene was successfully stabilized.

"Can you tell me the title of your revelation?"

"I like fat pigeons very much when I see them..." the girl replied weakly.

"Hahahahaha——"

Everyone burst into laughter, obviously not expecting that the information to be revealed was such a simple one, and the girl's reaction was also very interesting. She actually cried because of such a revelation, which was beyond everyone's expectations.

"Xishino, you are so funny. Where are you weak?"

"Yes, yes, this one is very interesting. It is the most interesting one so far!"

"What's going on? Hahaha——"

"So cute——"

Listening to everyone's positive comments, Nishino Nanase shook his head modestly, but his mood gradually calmed down. Then he slowly burst into tears and smiled. He stretched out his little hand to wipe away his tears and wrinkled his nose to reveal the information.

The cause and effect was explained: "I like birds very much. There are many very fat pigeons at the station where I live. They are the kind of fat pigeons that no one has ever seen..."

"Ha ha ha ha--"

Everyone laughed again. Obviously, even they did not expect that the girl would actually cry because of a weak joke. This became the biggest effect of the program so far today.

Baiyunshan off the field also breathed a sigh of relief. He just felt that the girl's mood was not right. He guessed that it was affected by his previous conversation. Fortunately, Bananaman Sang was really good at it and saved it in time to prevent this recording from happening.

It was a bad accident. Although the girl cried, she quickly recovered her emotions and produced a very good program effect. The fat pigeon joke also became a good meme, which was a blessing in disguise.

After thinking for a moment and making sure there was no problem, Baiyunshan realized that he was still standing. He quickly pulled up a chair and sat down, but saw that the girl in the back row had finished her speech, with traces of tears on her cheeks.

, was biting his lower lip, and looked towards him cautiously, with a trace of nervousness and apology in his eyes.