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"Hey! I told you that you will get sores on the soles of your feet. People who sit still for a long time will get hemorrhoids, not to mention that you have been sitting still in the cave for hundreds of years."

Lyon looked at Tiancan, who fell flat on his face like an eagle with broken wings in mid-air, holding his thighs and feet and howling in pain, staring at him with a ferocious look on his face:

"Don't stare at me, save some energy, idiot!"

"Despicable! You have no martial ethics! You use poison!"

Tiancan cursed while frantically running the powerful internal force of the Tiancan Divine Art in his body, trying to use his own powerful internal force to force the poison out.

But he found that it was useless. The sores were like ulcers attached to the bones, and there was no trace to be found. It was extremely strange. Instead, as he frantically urged his internal force, there was a trend of more and more, gradually spreading from the soles of his feet to the roots of his thighs... He thought that this might be a terrifying and strange poison he had never seen before.

Tiancan dared not act rashly again. His eyes were bloodshot, and he looked at Leon with a bit of cowardice, asking:

"When did you poison me?"

"Just now in the cave, right? You are so mean! You seem to be saving me, but you are actually secretly poisoning me! If you have the guts, come and fight me openly!"

Leon ignored the "barking" Tiancan in front of him.

Instead, he touched his chin with a thoughtful look.

He was thinking about the kick that Tiancan had just kicked him more than ten meters away and broke a big tree.

"How did he do that..."

Leon was puzzled.

He had been wandering in the inland for so long.

He had seen many "strange people" in the eyes of ordinary people.

But in the end, he exposed and cracked them with the "scientific way".

Some time ago, he went to the strange Shaolin Temple whose abbot was called "Master Mengyi". He made a group of monks speechless. I heard that the temple was temporarily closed, and it also caused a lot of chaos... These monks are narrow-minded and angry. In terms of personal cultivation, they are really not as good as Maoshan.

At least Maoshan did not send people to chase him after the misunderstanding with him. Instead, they took the initiative to reconcile. I heard that Ah Chao also contributed to it. He is really a good brother.

And now Shaolin Temple has sent people to chase him all the time. They are called Master Mianbi, and they are accompanied by a pair of young siblings. The sister has so-called special abilities. It seems that she has not been beaten by society. The names are weirder than each other.

Tiancan's kick just now is very similar to the "internal force" mentioned by the monks in Shaolin Temple.

But Leon was keenly aware of it.

The power that Tiancan used to blow him away just now is definitely not as simple as "internal force". It seems that there are other things mixed in it.

And "internal force" itself is a feudal superstition. It is a means of hypnotizing oneself and stimulating potential.

Just like when he was in Shaolin Temple, after revealing the truth about "internal force", the group of monks really woke up, without any "internal force" in their bodies, and all of them looked like their faith collapsed, and their expressions wished they could send him to the eighteenth level of hell.

"..."

"Hey, Tiancan, you just showed off your severe athlete's foot. What is the scientific principle of using athlete's foot as a means of attack? Can you teach me?"

"Actually, your method makes sense. Usually when we meet people with athlete's foot, we avoid them as far as possible. If the athlete's foot is serious enough, it is indeed possible to smoke people away for more than ten meters..."

Lyon squatted in front of Tiancan.

Tiancan did not dare to attack him casually again. After weighing it in his heart for a moment, he said angrily:

"...Your poison is powerful!"

"Next time you won't be so lucky, I will let you taste my Tiancan Gu worm!"

After saying that, Tiancan endured the severe pain brought by the sores on his legs.

With a somersault, he rolled in the air, replaced his feet with his hands, stood upside down, absorbed and exhaled his internal energy with his palms, slapped the ground, and jumped away quickly.

The scene was both funny and weird,

just like Ouyang Feng who was practicing Nine Yin in reverse and became possessed.

"Eh? Why are you running? I don't hate you for attacking me with athlete's foot just now."

Lyon stretched out his hand to stop him, but saw that Tiancan was running very fast even with his hands, and he was about to disappear in the dense forest. He could only shake his head and say:

"You are miserable. You walk upside down like this, and your blood and qi are flowing backwards. According to Newtonian mechanics, the sores on the soles of your feet will gradually spread from top to bottom under the action of gravity, and then you will also have sores on your head..."

"——Ah!"

In the somewhat dazed eyes of Yunluo and Xiaoman, Tiancan, who was running wildly with his hands in the distance, screamed again and rolled in pain on the spot.

When he looked back at Leon with hatred and fear, sores suddenly appeared on his face. His face was originally ugly, but now it became hideous and terrifying.

"I will not be a human if I don't take revenge today!"

Tiancan roared, and then he ignored the severe pain all over his body, and used his hands and feet like crazy, rolling and crawling, like a wild beast that had broken free, or a prey that had been taken out of a jar by a hyena, and disappeared in the dense forest like he was running for his life.

"What a powerful poison..."

Yunluo and Xiaoman looked at Leon, who exuded a strange temperament, and subconsciously took two steps back.

In their cognition, if one's internal strength is cultivated to the level of Tiancan, which is enough to dominate the world, even if he is not immune to all poisons, his ability to resist poisons should be greatly enhanced.

However, under Leon's strange poison, he was forced into such a mess.

In addition, that poison was too disgusting and terrifying...

As women who pay attention to their own appearance, Yunluo and Xiaoman are grateful to Leon for waking them up and driving Tiancan away, but they are also subconsciously a little afraid in their hearts and dare not get too close.

However, he saw that Leon was ready to catch up with Tiancan with a "curious" look on his face.

Yun Luo said anxiously again:

"My benefactor, stay!"

"What are you doing?"

Leon was obviously impatient, afraid that Tiancan would run away.

"...Li, Li Engong, you saved us and drove away Tiancan. Please accept Yun Luo's thanks. Here is a gift for your benefactor."

Yun Luo said, taking out a wooden box with a simple style and weathered vicissitudes of life.

There was a piece of yellow paper that was mostly rotten, with the words "Da Huan Dan" written in red cinnabar.

Written in ancient Chinese.

Lyon is not sure what dynasty the font is from. Like many Hong Kong Islanders of this era, he is seriously biased and failed in history.

"There are two martial arts secret books in here, Tathagata Palm and Qixuan Zhan, and one..." Yun Luo was saying.

Leon waved his hand impatiently and interrupted:

"Okay, okay! I don't care about this!"

"I'm leaving."

"Don't pester me. I am not your benefactor. I am a ghost hunting expert on Hong Kong Island. If you encounter supernatural incidents in the future, you can come to me and I will help for free."

After Leon finished speaking, he no longer wanted to pay attention to the two women. He was only interested in Tiancan now.

"Wait a minute! Li... Daxia, are you ready to get rid of Tiancan?"

Yunluo ignored the princess's manners and hurriedly blocked Leon. In a short period of time, she had changed her title to Leon several times. She even thought that Leon's surname was Li. After all, the dynasty she lived in did not have the surname "Li", which was used by later generations. At the end of the Qing Dynasty, a Manchu nationality changed his surname to 'Li' after flying the blue flag, and then he got this surname.

Yun Luo said in a serious tone:

"We can also help you deal with Tiancan!"

"You want me to take you?" Leon frowned.

Jian Yunluo nodded.

Leon glanced at Yun Luo and Xiao Man who ran over to stand with his princess from feet to head, and his frown never relaxed:

"You can't do it. That Tiancan is still interesting...and you don't have athlete's foot. You have been wrapped in that big cocoon for hundreds of years. You are like two insects. You are quite healthy. You should not have sores."

Lyon commented.

This made both Yun Luo and Xiao Man frown slightly. After all, they were women living in ancient times, and their ideas were somewhat conservative and traditional, especially since Yun Luo was a princess of a country.

Xiaoman couldn't help but scolded:

"Hey! Although you saved us, please show some respect to the princess! Do you know..."

"Okay, Xiaoman." Yun Luo stopped her maid, who was a sister of hers. Seeing Leon's attitude of not being negotiable, she didn't force it anymore. She just thanked Leon again and asked:

"Hundreds of years have been like a dream, and the world has undergone tremendous changes. Just now in the cave, the hero said that the Yuan Dynasty had been destroyed for hundreds of years. Yun Luo didn't know where to go at this time, and she didn't know what Daxia Li was good at. Suggestions?”

"Go to Hong Kong Island to find Ah Chao. He likes loyalty the most and will take you in!"

Leon waved his hand and said, then looked towards the direction Tian Can was running away with a thoughtful look on his face, thinking about how to catch up with him.

"Hong Kong Island... Then I don't know the name of your friend Achao? Where can we, master and servant, go to find him?"

"His name is Gao Chao. It's easy to find him when you arrive on Hong Kong Island. He seems to have won some kind of fighting competition recently. There were even reports about him in mainland newspapers."

After Leon finished speaking, he squatted on the ground and stretched out his index finger, which was stained with a little viscous liquid. It was the pus that had been spilled on the ground after Tiancan's sore burst... Under the unbelievable eyes of Yun Luo and Xiao Man, Leon put the He put his fingers into his mouth and sucked.

"vomit……"

Yun Luo and Xiao Man's stomachs turned. Yun Luo couldn't help but cover her mouth, but Xiao Man couldn't hold it back and retched several times.

However, Leon laughed and pointed at the two women with an expression of 'You have been fooled':

"The observation skills of you two are really weak. With your qualities, you still want to follow me as a ghost hunting expert? My job is very dangerous!"

"Take a good look. I used my index finger to get the liquid, but what I just put into my mouth was my middle finger! Hahahahaha!"

Leon raised his middle finger to Yun Luo and Xiao Man with a proud look on his face.

"..."

The two girls, Yun Luo, were speechless.

"...My hero, this is a pill that can increase a person's power. Although Tian Can was poisoned by you, with his Heavenly Silkworm Divine Art and Tian Can's kick skills, as long as he is not poisoned on the spot, he will be able to succeed in the future. Gong gradually forces the poison out."

Yun Luo said, taking out a sausage-sized elixir that was pressed under two secret books in the wooden box. The elixir was wrapped in red cloth and silk, and the silk showed that there was also a piece of yellow paper with the words 'But Eliminate hundreds of poisons and multiply your power'.

Yun Luo handed the elixir to Leon:

"Please, Master Li, take this elixir. By then, your skills will increase and you will be more confident in dealing with Tiancan!"

In Yun Luo's heart, he still didn't think that Leon would be Tiancan's opponent in a head-on confrontation. Being proficient in Qing Gong, she had just observed clearly that Leon was not capable of Qing Gong. Although he was proficient in using poisonous methods, if he was really sure of defeating him head-on, Tiancan's words.

Leon wouldn't have to poison Tiancan as soon as they met.

After all, poisoning is not a glorious and unconfident method.

"Elixir?"

After taking it, Leon took a few glances and frowned:

"What is this dark, dirty mess? It has a rough surface and so many dense particles... boogers? You have been digging out hundreds of years of inventory in the cave? Are you trying to scare me?! "

"Nose, nose, nose, booger?" Xiaoman pointed to the Shaolin Great Return Pill wrapped in red cloth and silk in his hand with a speechless expression:

"This is the Shaolin Great Return Pill that people in martial arts dream of! One pill can increase internal strength for a hundred years. It takes the entire Shaolin Temple more than ten years to refine just one pill. Every time the Great Return Pill appears, It can cause a bloody storm in the martial arts world, and countless people in the martial arts world will fight for it, and the blood will flow into the river!"

"You actually said that the Dahuan Dan Statue..."

Xiaoman's expression was extremely strange.

"Is it really that magical?"

Leon took half a bite, and the unpleasant taste made his face turn bitter. He felt like he had eaten Yoneda Kyo.

"...It is said that the Shaolin Great Return Pill can increase a person's power for hundreds of years. However, this pill has been stored in a cave for hundreds of years, and most of its efficacy has been lost. It is estimated that it can only increase a person's internal strength for thirty years at most."

Yunluo has been smart and studious since she was a child, and she was born as a royal princess. She has read many precious classics of the time, including pharmacology, and made her own judgment.

"What? It's expired, right? Expired things are unhealthy, throw them away!"

However, when Leon, who was about to vomit, heard what she said, he threw away the bitten Dahuan Dan as if it were trash.

"Hello?!"

Yun Luo and Xiao Man exclaimed.

He quickly ran over and picked it up.

And Leon had completely lost his patience with the two women. After taking a few sips with a look of disgust, he smelled the smell on his index finger and immediately couldn't help but vomited all over the floor. But based on the smell, Chase Tian Can in the direction he left.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just a little dusty..."

Xiaoman felt distressed as he picked up the elixir. At the same time, he carefully brushed away the dust on the surface of the elixir. Seeing that the size of the elixir had not been reduced and that it had not been bumped, he was a little relieved.

Goodbye, Leon had already run away. Looking at the vomit on the ground, Xiaoman wrinkled his face, shook his head and murmured:

"What a weirdo..."

Then she looked at Yunluo with some confusion:

"Princess, what should we do next?"

Yun Luo sighed as she watched Leon leave without looking back, and did not call him again. At this time, she already knew that this was not a reliable person.

Said softly:

"Since this strange man recommended that we go to Hong Kong Island to look for Gao Yishi, let's go look for him for the time being. This half-restored Great Return Pill can be used as a meeting gift for us to visit Gao Yishi! "

"Princess, why don't you take this half of the Great Returning Pill? You will be able to improve your martial arts in a dozen years. Then you can practice the Tathagata Divine Palm. Once you have mastered it, you won't be afraid of the remnants of Heaven coming to your door!" Xiaoman suggested seriously.

"It's not that simple, Xiaoman... The Tathagata Divine Palm is a test of a practitioner's qualifications. Bones, physique, and understanding are all indispensable. My understanding is sufficient, but my physical constitution is not suitable for this peerless martial art."

Yun Luo shook her head slightly and continued:

"And even if I practice forcefully, I will never be able to master the ninth form of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Chaozong. Tian Can's martial arts are very powerful, and his unique skill Tian Canji has already been practiced to an extremely deep level. If I don't practice the ninth form of the Tathagata Divine Palm, I will never be able to defeat him. his……"

"Let's go to Hong Kong Island and see first the Gao Yishi recommended by the strange man. Since ancient times, dragons have not lived with snakes and tigers have not walked with dogs. That Gao Yishi must also be an extraordinary person... I only hope that he will Just don’t be as crazy as this ‘ghost hunting expert’.”

"If he is qualified enough to practice Tathagata Divine Palm, I can also try to assist and guide him in practicing this peerless palm technique. Then I can ask him to take action and subdue the big demon Tiancan! He will eliminate a great harm to the world!"

"Let's go, Xiaoman, let's leave here first... Before going to Hong Kong Island, first familiarize yourself with the language of the current dynasty, and then find out the location of Hong Kong Island."

After saying that, Yun Luo performed Qing Gong, and her whole body was like a wisp of white smoke, floating like a giant, and her body was extremely light as she flew out of the dense forest.

Xiaoman hurriedly followed up. Her qinggong was obviously much worse than Yunluo's, and her movements were not elegant enough. But she puffed up her cheeks and worked hard, and her speed was not slow either.

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…

After waiting for the two women to leave for about a few hours.

The morning light is faint.

The sky turned white.

The crisp chirping of birds in the depths of the dense forest was interrupted by three figures with their clothes flying, stepping on branches in the air, and coming through the air, frightening the birds for a moment.

"Leon must have just arrived here...he is so powerful. He encountered a strong enemy and was injured?"

The wall-facer master stopped on the big tree that was broken by Leon, and also noticed the blood stains shed by Leon.

"Eh~ It's so disgusting!" Another very short figure suddenly said with a look of disgust. He stepped on the pus behind Tian Can's sore and said in a milky voice. He was about seven years old with a cute face and was wearing a monk's robe. , a bald little monk with a pacifier in his mouth.

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"Xiaolong, you've had your pacifier in your mouth all night. Don't act so childish when you're out."

The last slim figure said softly. She was a young woman with a braided braid and a blue cloth. There was a sense of alienation from the world between her delicate eyebrows. She looked pure and stubborn.

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At this time, she was persuading her younger brother. She didn't seem to care much about anything around her. Seeing that the pus his younger brother stepped on was not poisonous and harmless, she didn't look at it much. She just held an old oil-paper umbrella behind her back. Take out:

"It seems like it's going to rain..."

"I'll hold it, I like it. Holding the pacifier can supplement nutrition and make you stronger!" The little bald monk did not obey his sister's words and took a few mouthfuls of the pacifier. When he took it out again, behind the pacifier, there was a candy.

The little monk laughed and licked it several times with a look of enjoyment.

"Xiaoyan! Xiaolong! Be serious!"

The wall-faced master looked at the siblings in front of him with a headache.

This pair of siblings are pure in heart and extraordinary in nature, especially the elder sister, who is gifted with supernatural powers. Looking at the whole temple, no one is sure that she can beat her. She can be called the reincarnation of heaven and a deity descending to earth.

The younger brother is also extremely talented. Although he does not have God-given powers like his elder sister, his martial arts aptitude is astonishing. He can learn any moves at a glance. At only seven years old, he has not only mastered most of the Shaolin Temple's stunts, but also practiced them. He developed a deep inner strength that even the eminent monks in the temple could not match.

Fortunately, these siblings are both pure and kind at heart. They are by no means treacherous and evil, and will not bring harm to the world. Otherwise... otherwise, they will definitely be strangled by the army, bombarded by countless artillery shells, surrounded and suppressed by aircraft and rockets, and even the Shaolin Temple...

The wall-facer knows very well who is in charge today.

Fortunately, their Shaolin Temple has already reached cooperation with the local area, and even he, the Shaolin master, is organized...

He often helps the organization deal with some "weird" things and important tasks that are more troublesome and cannot be handled by ordinary police officers.

For example, in the first half of the year, several thousand-year-old armored corpses escaped from Maoshan and were about to harm the world by sucking blood to restore the corpse energy in their bodies.

Fortunately, their Shaolin Temple promptly dispatched the siblings Xiaoyan and Xiaolong.

They worked together to repel those armored corpses.

Finally, the Taoist priests who were dragged to Maoshan came over and together they subdued the bloodthirsty monsters that would cause panic among the masses.

"Uncle Master, is that Leon more dangerous than the Millennium Armored Corpse?" Xiaoyan asked.

"...To a certain extent, Leon is more dangerous than the Millennium Armored Corpse!"

The wall-facing master sighed deeply:

"A few days ago, Yan Zhen, the director of the special functions department, had a chat with me. They originally had a special function person from their department placed in the Hong Kong Island Mental Hospital where Lyon lived to keep an eye on Lyon."

"Unexpectedly, Leon left Hong Kong Island, and the person with special abilities seemed to have a mental disorder and became a real lunatic. Now he is staying in the mental hospital on Hong Kong Island and is unwilling to come out. Yan Zhen is also very nervous now. Headache."

"Insanity... so scary!" Xiaolong, the bald little monk, shrank his neck.

"...With the three of us, can we deal with Lyon?" Xiaoyan continued to ask. At this time, a drizzle of light rain fell from the sky. She held up an oil-paper umbrella and wore blue clothes and cloth shoes. She looked like a person in a painting, seemingly separated from the others. A world.

Xiaolong had already covered his head and hid under the oil paper umbrella.

The wall-faced master had a profound expression on his face that said, "The inner strength is deep and impervious to wind and rain" and he sighed:

"That Leon is extremely evil, and his methods are a bit like the Taoist's 'words follow the law', but that is the highest realm of Taoist practice... How could he be controlled by a lunatic? In fact, among the three of us this time, Xiaoyan, you are the only one It is possible that we can deal with him... If even you can't, our Shaolin Temple has tried our best, and others will have nothing to say. "

"Don't worry, uncle, I will do my best."

Xiaoyan nodded lightly, with a serious look on her pretty face.

"Don't be too stressed. In addition to our Shaolin Temple, there are many people chasing Leon this time. Yan Zhen is also leading the elites of the special function department to track him."

The wall-faced master comforted.

Immediately he looked at the rain falling heavier and heavier above his head:

"Let's go! Find a place to take shelter from the rain first, use Qinggong to travel all night, and take a rest!"

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…

Hong Kong Island.

Backstage at an event.

Gao Ming was explaining to Luo Huiling, who looked complicated and shocked, why the knife wound on his face healed so quickly.

At this time, an unexpected phone call came.

It turned out to be from Lyon.

"...What? What you said is true!"

After listening to Leon's story, Gao Chao's eyes lit up.

About to continue asking for more details.

Leon over there said, "I'm about to catch up with that Tiancan who has severe athlete's foot. Good brother, let's talk to you next time," and immediately hung up the phone.

"Hello……"

Gao Chao was speechless as he listened to the beep beep beep on the other end of the phone.

Lyon is such a loser.

What a shame!

Gao Gao complained in his heart, and immediately many thoughts flashed through him.

Leon has obviously encountered the plot of "Modern Tathagata God's Palm".

This made Gao Chao think deeply. Leon, this guy, is probably a lucky person himself.

Otherwise it would not be easy to find the cave.

Just like in the original movie, it only states that the cave is in the Black Province.

But there is no detailed explanation of where and which cave it is in the Black Province, so the devil knows.

The Hong Kong Island in this other world is much larger than in reality. The same is true in the mainland. Gao Gao even suspects that the entire earth is larger than in the previous life.

Gao Gao had also thought about looking for the cave where the [Modern Tathagata Divine Palm] was located in the past.

After all, there are expired Dahuan Dan in the cave, there is Princess Yunluo with the character of "Wang Yuyan who knows martial arts", with her own martial arts and teaching abilities, and the martial arts secrets of Tathagata Palm, it is simply a one-stop service.

Unfortunately, even the two protagonists had various misunderstandings and mistakes by chance. Because they were suspected of smuggling national treasures, they were hunted down, bitten by snakes, and burned on the buttocks... A series of accidents led to them falling into a cave.

Gao Chao is not sure of replicating these experiences.

And the most important thing is that he is not sure whether this other world is integrated with the [Modern Tathagata Palm]. There are so many girls waiting for him to pick up, so many talents waiting for him to unlock the superb skills, but in fact he has limited energy. , unable to do anything at all.

'Leon said, it's a good thing that Princess Yunluo and maid Xiaoman will come to Hong Kong Island to look for me, especially since Tiancan is being tortured by Leon... This guy's strength is so abnormal that he can catch bullets with his bare hands. I really Can't deal with him...'

Gao Chao nodded secretly.

He remembered that Tiancan got a thousand-year-old ginseng king hundreds of years ago.

Divide it into two halves, and after eating half of the plant, you will live for a thousand years, and half forcefully give the remaining half to Princess Yunluo and the maid Xiaoman.

Yun Luo and Xiao Man each had their lifespans increased by eight hundred years, and combined with their original life spans, they could live about nine hundred years.

It’s almost time to catch up with the Nascent Soul stage of people cultivating immortals...

It's simply off the mark.

Tiancan is also the ultimate licking dog.

This kind of heavenly material and earthly treasure that can increase life span is given away as soon as you say it. This kind of thing is not something that ordinary people can compare with.

"Zhan Mi, please call my cousin Si Yanming and ask him to go to the mainland and find out about two young women who behave strangely and look like ancient people. They call themselves princesses and maids. One is named Yun Luo and the other is Xiaoman..."

Gao Chao said to Zhan Mi, adding a lot of details.

Immediately, she said to Luo Huiling, who just thought he had received a very important and confidential call, and deliberately avoided it. She stood outside the door, dressed in a homely style and holding a thermos bucket:

"Sister Ling, my charity fund press conference is about to begin. Tingting will host it. Let's go and see it together."

…

soon.

Superman Charitable Foundation launch site.

Under the spotlight of the media, Gao Ming was wearing an expensive white suit and had a 'charitable' expression on his face.

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