The World of Evil God game
Chapter 419 Everyone has a victorious future!
When the gods were forced to cut off from the new world, the Pale God was still frantically unpacking.
And the first words of every person who was resurrected from the ashes were: "I knew I would have to get up in the end!"
No matter what desperate situation they encountered, these gods who were greedy for money would never let mortals die like this!
Especially after knowing that the Pale God unpacked them and evaluated their quality, some mages were resurrected and found that their evaluation was "Golden Legend", and they immediately smiled happily, while some mages were resurrected and found that their life quality was white garbage, and they were furious on the spot, lying back in the ashes and demanding to unpack again!
"Isn't fate something that can be changed by spending money? Hit me again, I'll do anything!"
Faced with such remarks, the Pale God's tone was also very calm, even a little sad:
"If spending money can change fate, then it is too cruel for so many people in the world who have no money. The quality of life depends on your usual daily activities. There are many reasons why you are white trash, and people's fate is like a card-drawing game. Sometimes even if you spend money, you may not get the character you want."
"And even if you draw the best life you want, you don't have enough resources to strengthen it. In the end, your life will still become mediocre, and finally you will end up in the tavern of the fictional church, bragging with a group of saints."
Similarly, many people, after resurrection, believe that all these problems ultimately come from the failure of the network defense of the fictional church, and they also expressed their concerns about virtual characters killing real players!
In the past, everyone thought that players were simply invincible, but now they find that once virtual characters get out of control, the result is quite bad!
And if there is a problem with the game console and the virtual world, it is natural to ask the God of Fiction for compensation!
Although everyone knows that the gods will not compensate and will only default on their debts, they just sent these complaints and letters, and the God of Fiction said that the source of this matter was caused by the God of Victory, and it has nothing to do with the Fictional Church!
"Our network defense is quite powerful. In the past, we have defended against hundreds of attacks from ancient gods and faith attacks from unknown sources, and all of them have been successfully destroyed!"
"In fact, if there is no insider among the gods in the real world this time, even if the game character blows up the game universe, the most serious consequence for the players is nothing more than a malfunction of the controller or the scrapping of the game console!"
Of course, the Fictional Church is not completely without any compensation for this. The God of Fiction issued three virtual character lottery summoning tickets, which can be used in any game!
Everyone immediately pretended that nothing happened!
At the same time, the fictional church also listed a detailed traceability table about the devil, the disordered, the blasphemer, the ancient death god, the god's chaos, and the victory of the god's blessing everywhere. It clearly shows the open and secret struggles in the death rankings, how the game characters are out of control, the ancient death god trying to seduce the blasphemer, how the god AIs fight each other and cause the game world to freeze, a mentally retarded god disguised as a black bear suddenly refreshes in the game, and the blasphemer suddenly hits the end of the game
An important role that cannot be avoided here is the last snake that claims to give the power of victory!
In this process, the fictional church also invited various gods who participated in the blocking battle, including the god of pain who was attacked by the devil, the human god who was crazy about sending heads on the front battlefield, the silver god, the roaring god, the blue light god, the sacrifice god, etc.!
After multiple confirmations, the players learned that there were people dragging their feet behind every battle!
"TMD Victory Church!"
The original large-scale claim activity against the fictitious church on the Internet suddenly changed the banner and title to denounce the Victory Church!
However, although the incident happened suddenly, it was not the first time for the Victory believers to deal with such a thing. In the past, when faced with such a bad ending, they would kneel down at the speed of light and then cut the god as the end, but this time. They will not cut!
This is not because the act of cutting is no longer useful. No, since it is useless, it is better to face it calmly, and this time the incident is bigger than ever before, it is better to say that not cutting is the right thing to do!
A senior believer of the Victory Church spoke out:
"If we are sued to bankruptcy, we will get the cosmic level of cowardice index, and the denouncers will get money, and plant the hidden danger of donating more money in the future!"
"At the same time, our God will become more cowardly, and all assets will be cleared, and all this has nothing to do with us. Anyway, we are not the recipients of the church's donation box. We only need to kowtow and apologize to ruin the church. In this way, we can achieve a win-win situation and everyone will have a bright future!"
Under this call, the Victory Church announced that it was fully responsible for this matter and quickly compensated all the funds of the Victory Church!
Their positive attitude made those who claimed compensation feel a little panic, and soon someone even revealed the inside story of the Victory believers' behavior. They regarded this compensation as a cowardly incident, and everyone who received compensation was destined to contribute more than twice the donation to the Victory Church again in the future!
"Fuck, what kind of compensation is this? Isn't this a curse!"
"It's over. Is there really no way to punish this church?"
Since the claimants include not only mortal wizards but also many gods, this part of the claim is about the money for the scrapped game consoles.
The green fire did not burn to the doorsteps of the gods, but the game consoles of the gods were really broken. Although the God of Death quickly spent money to replenish a batch of goods, the batch of goods was basically broken later.
"Hey! I have a plan!"
As the saying goes, the wisdom of a world may have an end, but when a group of worlds gather together, everyone's wisdom will show a geometric multiple of violent growth. There are always a few smart people who can provide super tricks that make people's eyes light up or black out!
"Anyway, our behavior will make the Victory Church feel humiliated. Although we went there with a feeling of humiliation, the act of claiming compensation is an act initiated by a humiliator. In this process, the person we claim compensation from will change from being 'normal' to being humiliated, and we will change from being humiliated to being proud and superior, and get 'humiliation fees'."
"I call it the humiliation formula."
"Then, as long as we remain eternally humiliated, we can always get a steady stream of compensation, and we can also punish the Victory Church!"
"And we must also ensure that this steady stream of compensation will never reach us! But don't worry, even if the humiliation fees If we can't get it, we can still spend this false compensation that can't come to us in various forms! "
"For example, I went to the God of War's hospital to be hospitalized on impulse, spent one thousand gold coins and inserted seventy needles, and left the hospital with a huge debt bill! "
"In this way, as long as I make a claim, the subsequent compensation from the Church of Victory will be automatically marked to the hospital. At this time, the hospital received a non-existent empty compensation, the hospital was cowardly, and I didn't get a single copper coin, which was even more cowardly!"
Under the advice of unknown enthusiastic netizens, some people soon took action, so there were suddenly many passers-by and gods passing by at the entrance of the activities of various churches.
Some of them learned from one example. It was a yellow-robed wizard. He first came to Cinderella's activity point to buy a divine power package called Happy Day, which was actually Unlucky Day, and then found a wizard from the Meteor World to cast a delayed negative lucky magic on himself.
The effect of Happy Day is that today is unlucky, tomorrow is normal. Only after experiencing extreme bad luck, you will know that plainness is the truth!
As for negative luck magic, there is no need to say more. Luck is fixed at negative one, and with a delay tag, it will take effect only on the next day.
Therefore, when the two are superimposed, there will be a strange scene of "bad luck today, bad luck tomorrow", and that "normal tomorrow" will be postponed indefinitely!
Not only that, the person who claimed the compensation held two activities, donated money to the Church of Pain, and then went directly to the door of the Church of Victory and lay on the ground and started screaming "hum hum hum ah ah ah"!
As long as you shout out, you are unlucky!
1. When making a claim, the compensation will be automatically marked to Cinderella's Crystal Church, but due to the existence of negative luck magic, the Crystal Church will never receive this money!
2. Because you can't get the compensation, you have been suffering. Through the formula of pain = happiness, the money will be transferred back to your account the moment before it is deposited into the Crystal Church, because the "pain of not getting money" will become the "happiness of getting more money"!
3. When you are unlucky, you will suffer, and when you suffer, you will continue to be unlucky. So you can get Cinderella's power for free without paying, and you will always be connected to the Church of Victory, so that their church assets will be continuously transferred!
In this weird situation, the assets of the Church of Victory really began to "refresh" automatically and began to decrease continuously!
"What kind of magic is this!"
Even the believers of Victory called it invincible, and the yellow wizard who invented this magic of divine power reaction named it "Automatic Money Loss Magic"!
Because this magic is too inhumane, even the believers of Victory finally had to kneel down and say "Please don't use magic, can't we be unhappy?"
"Is this also considered magic!" Some passers-by complained, feeling that their worldview was destroyed.
However, there are also passers-by who are not surprised:
"How can this not be considered magic, isn't there chanting, hum hum hum ah ah ah"
The claim event lasted for a whole week, and after a week, the last snake was finally freed from the civilization game.
There was no other way. The Demon Hunters and Knowledge Demons could no longer hold back. Both sides could not stop upgrading and finally started the War in Heaven!
On one side, all the Super Demon Hunters who had gained the ability to transform shouted "Show the Light Blade", and on the other side, all the Knowledge Demons were canned, wearing horny heavy armor and wrapped in the mist of life!
Although the two sides cooperated for a while, due to some secret agreement and experimental plan, they had to start a war history of all-out hostility!
This battle was many times stronger than their history in the real world. For a week, the Last Snake had been immersed in the fierce confrontation between the two sides until the two civilizations finally exhausted all their resources and both declined. This extremely heroic War in Heaven finally summoned a huge portal phantom in the civilized universe!
That's the door to truth they claim!
At that time, the Last Snake was also very excited, thinking that he would finally see the Dawn Devil existing between the two of them, and there was also a strange tone coming from behind the door, saying that "the infinite spirit and the perfect life are finally united." "Sounds like that!"
As a result, before the door was opened, an even more fierce battle broke out in the galaxy next door!
You must know that the "Civilization" game has reached this point, and the remaining civilizations are all masters among masters! Since the Paladin was shaken out of the game by the Light of Hope, the God of Pain temporarily replaced him in the game. During this period of time, the conflicts between the remaining dozen natural disaster-level civilizations began to escalate. The magical girl Va Li raised her arms and shouted, and suddenly the whole universe turned into a pot of porridge!
As a result, everyone seemed to have reached a consensus, and all the civilized forces who were playing games with the God of Purgatory and the God of Steel were concentrated. It seemed that they were going to use the power of natural disasters in the entire universe to expel the two gods from this game!
In this process, the Ideal State of the Sacred Heart, controlled by the God of Pain, also participated. It used the beam of the Redeemer's Ladder to shoot everywhere, banishing anyone it hit. Unfortunately, the Door of Truth was shot by the God of Pain. The banishment beam that came out hit!
He was kicked out of the game before he even finished his lines!
In the end, the entire "Civilization" game also came to an end in the big explosion of the Purgatory God. Except for the contestants of the Fourth Age who wore sunglasses and escaped, the remaining natural disaster civilizations were all killed by the Purgatory God. Got it!
"Hey! This game is finally over. Let's see how my saints are doing. Oh my god, my church's activity funds are there! Why do I still owe so much money!"
"But it doesn't matter, it must be my group of believers who are giving money to people. No matter how much money they give out, they will have to pay it back in double. I will directly reverse the cut and transfer all your account assets to my name. Then take the money and run away.”
"Oh my god, why can't the account assets be transferred? Ah? The assets have been refreshed to the future?!"
The last snake was shocked. He had never seen this method of asset transfer in advance! There are transfers to other churches, transfers to passers-by, transfers to atheists, and transfers to believers of ancient gods. But what is the operation of transferring to the future?
This money is not in the hands of the believers, nor in the hands of the claimants, nor in the hands of other churches, nor in my own hands. Where did the money go?
"Hehehehehe, I actually have such a day! What a coward! Our church is bankrupt, this is so happy!"
"I feel that my divine power is increasing rapidly. Who else in the world is more useless than me? I am the number one in the universe. Next is my era! Everyone has the ability to win and be useless. The future!”
The last snake raised its head high!
When did you become number one among the gods?
It's now!
Didi——
[A new express delivery has been delivered. 】
The last snake wandered to the door of the church inexplicably. Now the church in the Kingdom of Steam is more like a headquarters than the previous headquarters. Although there are a lot of people claiming compensation recently, who will send express delivery to their church?
When I opened the express package, there were five hundred gold coins inside, and there was no explanation letter.
However, the last snake screamed strangely. He tried to throw out the express package of 500 gold coins immediately. However, when he raised his tail, in an instant, a feeling of being smashed filled his body. heart.
"Who the hell bought the activity service of the God of Dead End!"
Anyone can receive money, except the God of Dead End. Even so, this guy will never take the initiative to give away money. After all, he is too lazy to give away money, except for an accident on a previous TV show.
"My cowards are ruined. How is this possible! Come on, someone, hurry up and take away these five hundred gold coins! No one wants the money!"
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