The World of Evil God game

After a series of defeats, the Dawn Devil found that all the money he had earned from harvesting vegetables was lost.

And the mumbling of the ignorant God was like mental pollution, constantly echoing in his ears and in his mind, as if to devour him completely. What about the bond with the deck, drawing cards carefully, and letting the cards remember their calls? This guy always says things that people can't understand!

"I'm burned out."

The Dawn Devil lay beside the signboard and began to doubt his life.

Is his truth really useless?

Is it true that he has no bond with the deck? Does drawing cards really depend on this unknown bond?

How could there be such a weird thing? This kind of thing does not belong to the category of truth at all. Even if it is called idealism, it is a bit too idealistic. It completely ignores the probability and logic of card exchange. If you can make the cards respond to your call just by treating the cards sincerely, and then instantly change the order of exchange, this is actually cheating, right?

There is no such thing. Probability and logic no longer exist.

"I have no money. I will never play cards again."

All the previous efforts vanished. He had to start accumulating money again. The Dawn Devil ignored the recruitment notices of the gods and went to a field where he was more proficient.

The Adventurer's Guild and the God of Nightmares jointly issued a daily announcement here. The daily activities from the God of Swords did not have any fancy rules or games. You only needed to take the special weapons made by the Adventurer's Guild to participate in a random crusade.

"This is finally what I am good at. After getting the weapons, sign up and teleport to a more dangerous dream to crusade against the materialized monsters in the lost dangerous dreams."

"Finally, I can kill! No matter what weapon you give me, I will definitely make it play 200% of its performance!"

The Dawn Devil signed up with great interest and thought that he would never fail again this time. Soon he joined a crusade team, and each crusade member got a war gray weapon produced by the Adventurer's Guild.

"This daily task of crusade is just to promote the weapons of the Adventurer's Guild, so it will be a little dangerous. Everyone should take defensive measures."

The captain of the team gave a speech, and the Dawn Devil laughed strangely.

What defensive measures? Isn't it the best propaganda to defeat the opponent? Offense is the strongest defense!

Soon they began to teleport. Since the dream world brings together a large number of dreams from the entire universe and even from the distant past, some of these dreams contain very dangerous content. Children cannot watch or enter them, so people with lofty ideals are recruited from all over the universe to clean up these dreams.

The method of cleaning is also very simple, just sweep with the special dream propaganda weapons produced by the Adventurer's Guild, but these weapons have some side effects, so participants need to take enough defensive measures to prevent being insulted by inexplicable monsters in the dream.

As the teleportation light in front of them disappeared, a distorted and ferocious dream appeared in front of everyone. A large number of black holes flowed out of silt and transformed into monsters of various shapes. These are the more dangerous parts of the forgotten dreams.

Of course, the Dawn Devil felt a little curse from this dangerous dream, but that was not important.

"Show the truth of this weapon, and its effect will be maximized!"

The Dawn Devil confidently showed the truth, and the weapon in his hand first burst into infinite light, followed by a voice:

"Tired of the invasion of dangerous dreams? Subscribe to the premium service immediately and come to the Adventurer's Guild to buy the latest war-gray weapons. Thousands of heroes jointly recommend it. You can't lose if you buy it. Now you can get in close contact with the weapon and view the terms and conditions of application."

"Fuck, what is this!" The Dawn Devil found that he couldn't move, and the weapon in his hand seemed to control it. At this time, the captain of the crusade team explained:

"You are a newcomer, the Adventurer's Guild produced All dream weapons will be like this. They will force a ten-minute advertisement that cannot be skipped before the battle. During this time, you will be protected by the weapon and will not be killed by the dream, but you cannot move yourself, so we have prepared protective measures. "

"After the ten-minute advertisement time is over, these weapons can kill the enemy in one second, so this daily task is quite easy."

After the captain finished speaking, he looked at the dream energy entities that were attracted by the advertisement sound and shook his head:

"But you may be a little dangerous, but don't worry too much, you won't die anyway."

The face of the Dawn Devil suddenly changed!

Generally speaking, if you follow the normal settings of this weapon, you will not die!

But now that the Dawn Devil has made this weapon show the truth, its effect will be.

Bang!

In front of the service point of the Adventurer's Guild, the wounded Dawn Devil smashed the indestructible dream weapon directly on the counter!

Due to his operating error, this weapon played advertisements for ten hours in a row, and the sound was particularly loud! Even the dream energy entities on the other side couldn't stand it anymore and rushed over to fight the Dawn Devil. For ten hours, they could only take the beating and couldn't fight back. They were so frustrated that they exploded on the spot!

"This is the propaganda weapon you produced."

"No problem." A big dog in front of the counter posed like a lucky dog: "Promotional weapons must have voice promotion functions, otherwise how can it be called a promotional weapon!"

Dawn Devil: "You stinky dog, I'm going to kill you!"

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The Sword God in front of the counter: "If you use my sword to chop me, you need to watch an advertisement before you chop me."

"If you don't plan to chop me with my sword, then you have to pay for other stores to buy weapons to chop me, but the suppliers of weapon stores nearby are all our Adventurer Guild, and their goods are all imported from us."

The Dawn Devil's anger value rose, and the big dog in front of the counter was still outputting:

"Or you add 500 gold coins and get the store owner's damage bonus immediately!"

The Dawn Devil stripped off his clothes directly, revealing his transformed appearance, a snake man.

At this time, the Dawn Devil roared and jumped over the counter to the big dog!

How can a sword be so inconvenient!

With a sword in your heart, everything is a sword!

Yeah!

Take my punch, the truth turns 990,000 horses, the sword god punches!

The Adventurer's Guild exploded, but it was the Dawn Devil that was blown away, and everything else was intact!

I only saw the big dog behind the counter shaking his head:

"You haven't watched the advertisement or paid extra money, your attack is ineffective here. If you want to attack me, first buy the 500 gold coins store manager killing package, or watch the 20-hour Adventurer's Guild introduction advertisement, so that you can fight me for ten minutes."