The World of Evil God game
Chapter 75 I was so hurt by online shopping that I feel so haggard
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"I want this too, buy it! Knowledge brings us wisdom!"
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"This must be useful, buy it! You don't have to use your hands to clean it from now on!"
[Health Calendar, Love Comes from the Impure Church, a magical prop of the Impure God, you can freely select the date of illness, and specify it within a certain day, and it can be accurate to the hour. It is a good helper for you to ask for leave from your boss! 】
"Buy! Oh no, I am the highest elder. Who should I ask for leave?"
["Stickman Adventures in Another World" collection of picture books, the forum's latest masterpiece [graffiti hahahaha]! 】
"Yeah, I bought this one too! I'll sit down and watch it when I need to go to the toilet!"
[Powerful spiritual sterilization spray can effectively block the pollution caused by real bacteria and dirty spiritual power to you! Produced by the Ares Medical Order, if you buy it now, it comes with two boxes of iodophor and a box of gauze. 】
"Buy! You must buy this!"
The great elder frantically clicked on the online shopping page. His mailbox seemed to have become a fountain outlet, with all kinds of messy props spraying out from the mailbox. When the great elder decided to take a break, he found that the floor was covered with the goods he had purchased.
"Why did I buy so much! I just bought a little!"
The great elder was suddenly startled, looking at the magical props all over the floor, and fell into a state of panic and panic!
Something is confusing me!
This online shopping section is definitely not made by a fictional god!
This must be an extremely evil god tempting me, and I have already been fooled!
"No, I want to close this page. Specials are on sale for a limited time?"
"Buy! If you don't buy it now, the price will go up. If you buy it then, you'll lose money!"
The great elder once again clicked and paid, watching the exclusive mailbox in his house suddenly expand, then explode with a bang, and a huge bag of all-purpose pet food popped out of it.
[All-purpose pet food (barbecue flavor) manufactured by Zhangshi Food Processing Factory is perfectly suitable for any living creature. Dogs can eat it, cats can eat it, birds can eat it, fish can eat it, bugs can eat it, and people can eat it too!伱TM go and eat eat eat eat eat! 】
"No, why should I buy this?"
"I don't have any pets."
Looking at this seemingly useless product, it seems that it can only be used as a gift, but I feel that I have spent my own money on others. Then a feeling of pain rose involuntarily from the bottom of my heart.
The great elder entered into the sage's time and painful reflection.
"I indulged in wandering around major shopping websites and bought a lot of items that had no practical value. Why did I buy these things? It was as if there was a devilish voice making me corrupt!"
"But I know what temptations the devil has. It's okay to lie to your brothers, but don't fool yourself. It doesn't matter if my brother is fooled by me, just let's have a laugh, but if I lie to myself, I will look like a fool!"
"When I'm buying something, I suddenly feel very comfortable, relaxed and happy, but then I feel distressed and regretful afterwards."
“I was so hurt by online shopping that I feel so haggard!”
"Starting today, the website will be closed!"
The Great Elder decided to temporarily close the forum and go find his good friends to relax, just in time to avoid the group of passionate rock gods and his fanatical believers outside.
God of the Golden Tree, I still like your appearance when you are corrupt!
To the Great Elder, the music when the guitar is played is no different from the disgusting whispers of the God of Corruption. The difference is that when the guitar is played, it is very noisy outside, and no one listens to his words, while the God of Corruption confuses the minds of mortals with his gibbering. Sometimes, a determined mortal can even directly insult his mother with dirty words.
"Hey, it's not that I feel bad about money. After all, I have accumulated gold coins for thousands of years, and I can't even spend them all even if I live in the fictional kingdom of God every day."
“I just feel that there are a lot of things that you don’t have to buy, not to mention that we are still in the early days of online shopping. Obviously there are not many merchants, but these bullshit always put up slogans of special offers to lure people!”
"Perhaps there is a devil in everyone's heart. This devil will not deceive friends, but only himself."
The great elder carried the bag of pet food and left his residential building.
He glanced at the still happy square in the distance and cursed a few words, but in this corner where no one cared, until the last moment when the great elder left, there were no cameras, no cheers, no people to say hello, only his anger remained. The sound of walking.
The gods of the jungle world are not just golden trees and silver trees.
Across the white mountains, on the other side of the mountain is a place ruled by the deep forest. The god of the deep forest, the deer Shayue, lives in it. Like many classic settings, things like deer are generally set as natural. incarnation.
And existing together with the Deer God is the God of Decay, the Prisoner of Jazz, whose appearance is a huge "Cuckoo Bird (Owl Beast)".
All things flourish and then wither. The Deer God and the God of Decay, even as gods, also believe in a more powerful existence, which is the God of Decline.
The ups and downs are the law of all things and the truth of the universe. Everything will move from childhood to prosperity, and finally from prosperity to decline.
Then start the next cycle.
The Great Elder is an elf who has lived for a long time, which can be seen from the speed of his online shopping - if you don't have a lot of money, you really don't dare to spend so much. Having money proves that you have saved a lot, and saving more shows that you will live longer.
Therefore, compared to the two armored gods of Golden Tree and Silver Tree who are still relatively young, these two people are even lower than the Great Elder. As for the two gods in the deep forest, they are considered equal to the Great Elder. pay.
Of course, these two are also armored gods.
There is only one nature god in the jungle world. Most of the other gods are armored gods. Of course, there are other phenomenon gods. However, the reason why there are many armored gods comes from the events that happened in the jungle world and in many other worlds. Big melee incident.
Maybe many gods in the world don't know about ancient things, but the Great Elder still remembers that after all, the elves are human flesh history books. If you say that the things about your ancestors can't be explained clearly, the elves can drag out a few people involved for you on the spot. , vowing “I was at the scene at that time”!
The deep forest is always dark, as if there may be a ferocious beast hidden behind every grass and tree, but the elves are not afraid of this environment, especially the elves in the Forest of Light.
Because the elves will tell others that your illusion is true.
There really is a beast behind every tree!
The Great Elder climbed over the mountains. As the Great Elder of the Elf clan, his speed of movement was certainly not comparable to that of the younger elves - he used a secret teleportation array.
When he stepped into the deep forest, the heads of wild beasts poked out from behind the trees. It seemed that these deep forest creatures were holding a conference.
The Deer God and the God of Decay were also here, poking their heads out from behind the two strongest trees.
"Great Elder, why are you here?"
Great Elder: “I’m here to visit everyone!”
Facing all the beasts, druids, and two gods in the forest, the great elder put down the pet food on his shoulders.
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