The Years When I Disguised As a Man at the Noble Academy

It was really painful when I first hit it, but now I don't really feel anything if I don't touch it.

But seeing Yuchiyan's face, Xia Wan still gritted her teeth and said, "Of course it hurts! Yuchiyan, do you want to try it?"

Yu Chi Yan shook his head desperately, and even grabbed a pillow to block it in front of him, making it clear that he wanted to keep a distance from Xia Wan.

"I said I'm sorry! I really didn't mean it." After Yu Chiyan finished speaking, he looked at Xia Wan and said, "Don't stare at me, did I get up at three in the morning just to kick you?"

Xia Wan was expressionless: "It's not that you can't do this kind of thing."

Yu Chiyan: "???"

Yu Chiyan was also dissatisfied, and looked at Xia Wan from behind Song Zhili, and said, "Who am I in your heart? After all, your sleeping position is so bad, you twisted like a twist when you were sick last time..."

Before Yu Chi Yan could finish her words, Xia Wan smashed a pillow in the face.

Song Zhili stood up and stopped helping Yuchi Yan to cover, but stood beside Xia Wan and looked at him together, saying, "Yuchi, sincerely apologize."

Yuchiyan looked at Song Zhili in surprise and asked, "Song Zhili, why are you like this too?"

Song Zhili didn't like the meaningless quarrel, and said directly: "You took the pillow away, and it was you who asked us to stay here with you."

So it all boils down to his own problems.

After Yu Chi Yan heard this, his aura also weakened.

And Xia Wan put her arms around her chest and said triumphantly, "Song Zhili is justice!"

Yuchiyan put down the pillow in his hand honestly, looked at Xia Wan, and said, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have kicked you that way, I promise there won't be another time."

Xia Wan reluctantly forgave Yuchiyan, and then said: "Okay, what time is it, are you not afraid now? Can we go back?"

But Yuchiyan said, "I'm not afraid anymore, but from one in the morning to six in the morning, all the doors of the dormitory cannot be opened."

Xia Wan said: "I'm not going out, I just go back to my room."

Yuchi Yan shrugged and said, "It's not the dormitory door, it's all the doors."

Xia Wan: "???"

What kind of weird rule is this?

Seeing Xia Wan's disbelieving expression, Song Zhili explained, "Yuchi didn't lie to you, that's true. During deep sleep, in order to ensure the safety of the students, the doors of each dormitory cannot be opened at will."

Xia Wan didn't understand any more, and asked, "What if there is an accident? For example, an earthquake or a fire, are they trapped in the dormitory?"

Song Zhili looked at the door and explained to Xia Wan: "The white button there, if there is an accident, you can press the button to open the dormitory door, but it will also sound an alarm to wake up all the students in the dormitory building, reminding everyone that there is danger. ."

Xia Wan: "…"

OK, OK.

She couldn't wake up all the students in the school just to enjoy the single bed in the dormitory.

Song Zhili said: "Since you are not going to quarrel, let's continue to sleep."

"But." Xia Wan looked at Yuchiyan, rolled her eyes, and said, "I don't want to sleep with you."

Yu Chi Yan also snorted coldly and said, "Don't! I'm still afraid that you will turn into a caterpillar and crawl on me again!"

So in the end, the person sleeping in the middle became Song Zhili.

Xia Wan still placed the pillow between herself and Song Zhili on the grounds of poor sleeping posture.

However, it is not so easy to fall asleep again, and it is also idle to be idle, so it is better to have a fight.

When Yuchiyan continued to attack Xia Wan's sleeping position, and Xia Wan also attacked his courage, the two almost got up and started again.

This time Xia Wan slept in the innermost part of the bed, she wanted to turn on the light when she got up, but a hand was placed on her shoulder.

Song Zhili's voice was hoarse with a bit of sleepiness, and said, "Ignore him."

Seeing Song Zhili's face, Xia Wan decided not to waste time with Yuchiyan.

Yu Chi Yan's temper became more and more aggressive the more he paid attention to him, and he soon became silent after ignoring him.

Finally got a good night's sleep.

When she woke up in the morning, Xia Wan felt that her forehead was cold. She reached out and touched it, but she touched an ice towel.

Xia Wan opened her eyes and sat up from the bed, and saw that the middle of the bed was empty, only Yu Chi Yan, who was lying on the far right side, was apparently still asleep.

And on the bedside table was an ice pack with a sticky note on it.

[Wake up and apply ice, don't touch hot water on your forehead]

Xia Wan picked up an ice pack instead of a towel, and got up to look for Song Zhili, when she heard the door open.

Song Zhili came back, and Jiang Yushi, who was carrying breakfast, was with him.

Jiang Yushi smiled and put breakfast on the table and greeted Xia Wan, "Morning."

"Morning." Xia Wan replied, looked at Song Zhili again, waved the ice pack in her hand, and said, "Thank you."

Before Song Zhili could answer, Jiang Yushi bent down and looked over. He took the ice pack from Xia Wan's hand, looked at her forehead carefully, and said, "Hey, it doesn't look bad. Song Zhili and I Having said that, after such a rich night, I regret leaving early yesterday."

Jiang Yushi said that he took the ice pack and gently pressed it against Xia Wan's forehead. Xia Wan's face was almost wrinkled into a bitter gourd, and instinctively wanted to step back and said, "Don't work so hard, it hurts, I will do it myself. "

"Okay, come on your own, pay attention." Jiang Yushi returned the ice pack to Xia Wan, then looked at Yuchiyan who was still sleeping, and suddenly smiled at her: "Am I avenging you?"

Xia Wan put an ice pack on her forehead, but didn't respond: "Huh?"

After having known each other for so many years, Song Zhili obviously saw what Jiang Yushi wanted to do.

But he didn't stop him, just picked up the quilt on the bed and threw it on the ground at the end of the bed.

Then she saw Jiang Yushi stretch out his hands and put his hands on Yuchiyan's back without hesitation, and said, "Let me go, go to the side."

Yu Chiyan, who was sleeping, obviously didn't react when he heard the sound, and rolled to the side following Jiang Yushi's strength.

Then-

There was a sound that was no worse than three o'clock in the morning.

Yu Chi Yan, who had woken up from his sleep, stuck his head out, more at a loss than anger.

Xia Wan was holding back her laughter, and she couldn't help but press the ice pack's hand a little harder, and she was so sad that she gasped in pain.

The smile on Song Zhili's face was a little helpless, but also very condoning.

Only Jiang Yushi showed a smile that could be described as bright, and said, "Yuchi! Good morning!"

"Morning…"

Yuchiyan instinctively wanted to respond to Jiang Yushi's greetings, but he reacted abnormally in the next second and asked, "Why am I on the ground?"

Yuchiyan's first suspect was naturally Xia Wan, but she was sitting too far away, and after staring at each other for a few seconds, Yuchiyan knew it was impossible.

So Yuchiyan stood up from the ground, looked back at Song Zhili, and asked suspiciously, "Is it you?"

Song Zhili pointed to the quilt on the ground and said, "Without me, you would fall even worse."

Jiang Yushi looked at Yuchiyan with his arms around his chest and said, "I guessed wrong again."

The two fought.

Song Zhili stopped them, looked at Xia Wan and Yuchiyan again and said, "Okay, you guys wash up and come over for breakfast quickly."

Yuchiyan went into his bathroom, while Xia Wan went back to her dormitory, simply washed and changed her clothes.

When Xia Wan returned to Yuchiyan's dormitory, she saw that he and Jiang Yushi were arguing again.

The content of the quarrel is familiar.

Jiang Yushi laughed at Yuchiyan's cowardice, but Yuchiyan was extremely dissatisfied, and argued that he was just afraid of bugs, not horror movies.

As soon as Xia Wan sat down, she found that the meat in the lunch box in front of her was the most, and it was obviously not the same size as the others.

Seeing Xia Wan's doubtful eyes, Song Zhili poured her a glass of milk and said, "Yuchi is too embarrassed to apologize to you again, so he used this method."

And Yuchiyan immediately retorted: "What did you say? I just don't want to eat it."

In fact, Yu Chiyan didn't think it was a big deal in the early morning, but when he saw Xia Wan's forehead bruised obviously in the morning, he realized that it was really hard.

Xia Wan: "?"

Sure enough, there was not a piece of meat in Yuchiyan's lunch box.

Xia Wan: "…"

This is what elementary school students' way of summing up.

But Xia Wan didn't take it to heart. She ate the meat and felt that she was in a good mood.

Besides Yu Chiyan, today I have to reconcile with another more awkward person.

Big class.

Xia Wan put the milk bought from the convenience store on Su Qi's table.

Su Qi raised his head, glanced at her quickly, then turned his head away and asked, "What are you doing?"

He naturally knew that this meant taking the initiative to seek peace, but in addition to being excited, he couldn't help but arrogantly pretended not to know.

"Bribe you." Xia Wan replied without hesitation, and said in a low voice, "Lend me the two comics on the far right in the third row of your bookcase."

Su Qi was stunned for a moment, then nodded "reluctantly" and said, "I'll send it to you at night."

Xia Wan returned to her seat and waved her cell phone to Su Qi before leaving.

As a good student, Su Qi's mobile phone is kept silent in his schoolbag every day, and he almost never takes it out in the classroom because he is afraid of something urgent.

But what Xia Wan hinted was obvious, Su Qi hesitated for a few seconds, but broke his usual principle.

Su Qi took out his phone and turned it on.

Xia Wan's avatar jumped to the first one in the WeChat list, and there was an unread message.

[In the next monthly exam, I will win you in an upright manner, and whoever loses will be friends with the other party]

The young man was slightly startled, the corners of his lips could not help but rise.

night.

Yu Chiyan was very depressed, really.

He felt that his fame was completely gone.

Eyes open caterpillars, eyes closed cowards.

No, it can't go on like this, he has to turn his image around.

Yu Chiyan was lying on the bed, he took out his mobile phone, flipped through the WeChat list, and finally clicked on Xie Yan's avatar.

【尳氵yu】: Are you there?

The message came back soon after.

【XY】: Say something.

Yu Chiyan made a phone call, and it was quickly connected there.

Xie Yan's voice sounded lazily: "Tell me, Yuchi, what happened again."

Yu Chiyan's voice was serious: "Xie Yan, I have something very important to ask you."

"Um?"

Yu Chiyan asked, "What do you think Song Zhili and Jiang Yushi would be afraid of?"

Xie Yan said, "I'm not afraid of bugs anyway."

Yu Chiyan: "???"

Yu Chiyan: "How do you know about this?"

Xie Yan's voice seemed to be somewhat troubled, and a very insincere apology: "I'm sorry, I forgot you and you didn't know that I always knew that you were afraid of insects."

Forget it, anyway, this matter is not a secret now. It was broken and broken, Yuchi Yan simply told Xie Yan everything that happened while watching the movie last night.

After Xie Yan listened, he clearly "made a statement" on Yuchiyan's side and said, "They are too much, how can they bully you by relying on more people. However, you said that Xia Mu fell on the ground and kowtowed on the head. is it serious?"

"fine…"

Yuchiyan opened his mouth to answer, but suddenly felt wrong and asked, "No, thank you, why do you care about him? Is this the point?"

Xie Yan replied, "Just thinking that Xia Wan's face is pretty, it would be a pity if her twin brother was broken."

Yu Chiyan felt incomprehensible and asked, "If you like Xia Wan's face, you can marry her."

"It's not impossible." Xie Yan replied half-jokingly, and then asked: "Okay, let's talk, so what? What do you need me to do."

Yu Chiyan replied: "Wherever you fall, you must stand up. I want to pull them to watch a movie together again! I want a movie that is scary enough, preferably so that they can all be afraid after watching it, so that I am a saint. Sakura's bravest man."

Xie Yan didn't answer directly, but instead asked: "If they were all scared, wouldn't you just faint?"

Yu Chiyan replied confidently: "I have long thought about it. I will wear sunglasses to watch with them. In fact, my sunglasses are pure black, and I can't see anything at all."

Xie Yan was amused by Yu Chiyan's thought, and said, "Okay, I'll let my subordinates find it and send it to you later."

two hours later.

Yu Chiyan received a link to a video and a sentence from Xie Yan.

[XY]: This is really scary and scary. Tell everyone that you like this movie the most, so that they will be afraid and worship you more.

The next day, when they heard Yu Chiyan's proposal to invite everyone to watch a horror movie together again, everyone decisively refused.

But this time, Yu Chiyan was very serious and said, "I promise, if I'm afraid again this time, I'll take care of you and do whatever you want."

The three were surprised to hear this promise.

After all, with Yuchiyan's courage, he was bound to lose.

In order to find out what medicine he sold in the gourd, the three agreed.

So Yu Chiyan said, "Then let's watch it together on Friday night."

After all, Xie Yan has said that it is very scary, and they don't have to go to class on weekends. They dare not sleep and can stay all night.

Xia Wan agreed: "Okay, go to my house, I'm going home this week, and there's no one in my house anyway."

That's it.

However, on Friday night, Xu Yaoyao invited Xia Wan to have dinner together.

Yuchiyan poked his head over, put his hand on Xia Wan's shoulder, and said, "No, he already has an appointment."

"Yeah." Jiang Yushi also came over to testify for Yuchiyan and said, "We made an appointment two days ago to go to Xia Mu's house to watch a horror movie together after school today."

Xu Yaoyao asked curiously, "Horror movie? Can I watch it with you?"

Xia Wan agreed immediately: "Okay."

At this moment, a female voice sounded behind Xia Wan and asked, "Xia Mu! Are you going to watch a movie with classmate Xu Yaoyao?"

Xia Wan turned around and saw Meng Qing walking over.

Xia Wan: "...?"

Is it her delusion? How could she feel that Meng Qing looked at Xu Yaoyao with a hostile face.

Xia Wan nodded, then pointed to Jiang Yushi, Song Zhili and Yu Chiyan next to him, and said, "And them, everyone together."

But Meng Qing's eyes still fell on Xu Yaoyao, and then she looked at Xia Wan and said, "Actually... I also like horror movies, and I want to go too."

Xia Wan: "...?"

She doesn't understand.

But under Meng Qing's expectant eyes, he couldn't say anything of rejection.

Xia Wan looked at Xu Yaoyao and asked her opinion with her eyes.

Xu Yaoyao nodded.

So Xia Wan said, "Okay, let's all be together then."

Yu Chiyan also said: "Okay! Let's go!"

Xia family.

Looking at Xu Yaoyao and Meng Qing sitting on both sides of her, and seeing the expressions on their faces getting weirder than the other, Xia Wan fell silent.

What is this doing, it's getting weirder and weirder.

The sofa is large enough, Jiang Yushi and Song Zhili are sitting on the other side, while Yu Chiyan is studying the video.

Seeing the login link displayed on the screen, Xia Wan asked strangely, "Why don't you just search for the title of the movie? Why are you making so much trouble?"

Yu Chiyan replied, "For foreign films, there is no domestic copyright."

But fortunately, he quickly logged in successfully and clicked to play.

The curtains in the room are all drawn, the lights are turned off, and the atmosphere of watching a horror movie has been created.

Then Yu Chiyan sat on the far side of the sofa and quietly took out his special sunglasses from his pocket.

Under Jiang Yushi's suspicious eyes, Yu Chiyan said, "Shh, don't look at me, watch a movie."

The movie began to play, the picture began to change, and two men appeared on the screen.

A tall, mighty man in a tight tank top and shorts.

A restrained quiet, bespectacled and typical Japanese school uniform.

Is it a foreign horror movie?

Xia Wan continued to read, but soon lost interest.

Every frame of the film is very valuable, but the first three minutes of this film are all fixed shots + long shots, and the screen switching is also very stiff, and some shots even shake a lot, and the photography and editing are not professional at first glance. .

And the first three minutes were just a piece of chat between the two, without even giving any key information, Xia Wan can be sure that this is definitely a bad movie.

Xu Yaoyao lowered her voice and said, "It's so boring, I can't stand it anymore."

In fact, Xia Wan felt the same way, but she glanced at Yu Chiyan, sitting upright with her face in sunglasses facing the screen.

No, why is he wearing sunglasses?

Will the next scene be more bloody?

So Xia Wan said: "It should be terrifying, just wait."

In the fifth minute of the plot, the two male protagonists returned to one of them's home together.

There's nothing scary about the setting in the movie, no one has died anywhere, not even a shred of horror legends.

So far, there is no horror movie at all.

Eighth minute.

The tall man suddenly took off his vest, hugged the thin man naked and started kissing.

Xia Wan: "...?"

Is this a movie about same-sex love?

But at the same time, Xia Wan also understood.

It must be that when two people were engaged in intimate behavior, a terrible thing happened, and then they told about what happened, and it was a routine for two people to fall into a terrible curse.

As the two people kissed more and more exaggeratedly, everyone's expressions became more and more complicated.

Where's the ghost? Where is the ghost! Come out and interrupt them!

No one in this life has ever expected the ghosts in horror movies to appear so quickly.

Xia Wan even narrowed her eyes and didn't want to...

What are you taking off your pants for? Is this step necessary to make a movie?

Ahhhh, don't give close-ups! She is going blind!

And almost at the same second, both hands fell on her eyes, blocking the unsightly picture on the screen.

With anger on Meng Qing's face, he directly ordered: "Don't look at it, turn it off!"

Xu Yaoyao was so angry that her hands trembled, and she asked, "Do you usually watch this kind of thing?"

Jiang Yushi closed his eyes, also covered his face with one hand, and said, "It's nothing to do with me, I didn't know Yuchi actually likes to watch this kind of thing."

Song Zhili's hand also trembled slightly. He picked up the remote control to pause the screen, exited, and then asked, "Yuchi, do you really like this movie?"

At this moment, Yu Chiyan still couldn't see what happened, but he understood—

This movie must be scary!

All of them must be too scared to ask him this question!

Thinking of Xie Yan's exhortation, Yu Chiyan immediately answered proudly: "Yes, I don't think it's scary at all, I like to watch it."

Everyone: "…"

Xia Wan took the hands of Xu Yaoyao and Meng Qing away, she stood up, walked to Yuchiyan, and asked, "I'll ask you one last time, do you really like it?"

"Of course." Yuchiyan asked proudly: "Why, are you all afraid?"

Jiang Yushi was silent for a few seconds and said, "Yuchi, I am indeed a little afraid of you now."

Yu Chi Yan frowned.

What's the meaning? Has Jiang Yushi started to worship him?

So Yuchiyan became even more proud, and said, "Actually, it's not bad. You're definitely not used to it at first, you just need to get used to it."

Song Zhili's expression was rarely so complicated, and said, "We should never be able to adapt."

Yu Chiyan: "?"

Is it that great? Song Zhili has given up on the deadline of eternity?

Xia Wan walked around the house and finally found a suitable weapon.

She raised a chair and roared in Yuchiyan's direction: "Yuchiyan! Are you perverted? If you like to watch it, just watch it yourself! What do you mean by looking for so many people to watch with you? There are two more Here's a girl! You're sick!"

Jiang Yushi also picked up the vase on the coffee table.

Even Song Zhili got up and locked the door with a blank expression.

Yu Chiyan, who just took off his sunglasses: "???"

What are they crazy about?

No, what happened?

The author says:

Xia Wan and Jiang Yushi beat Yuchiyan, the door of Song Zhiliguan.

Xiao Xie: Interesting.

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