The Years When I Disguised As a Man at the Noble Academy

Yu Chiyan nodded, then shook his head again, and said, "That's not right."

Xia Wan: "?!"

Woohoo, isn't it, now her lies are so clumsy that even Yuchi Yan can't be fooled?

Yu Chiyan asked curiously, "Then how did you survive the first two days?"

Xia Wan looked sad with some anger, and replied word by word, "Because I am strong."

Sure enough, Yuchi Yan believed and said, "You've worked really hard, and you have to bear the humiliation."

Xia Wan: "…"

Idioms are not used like this!

After Xia Wan complained in her heart, she looked at Song Zhili again. He never said a word, which made her feel a little uneasy in her heart.

After realizing that Xia Wan was looking at himself, Song Zhili's face showed a bit of embarrassment that he accidentally broke someone else's embarrassment, and said, "Sorry, then you should take a rest."

Yu Chiyan directly dragged Xia Wan upstairs to accompany him to find her mobile phone, and shouted that the first thing after finding her was to take a picture of her like this.

Xia Wan naturally told him not to go crazy.

The two went upstairs noisily, but Song Zhili did not follow, but stood alone at the corner of the stairs.

He looked up.

The shoulders under the dress were too thin, her legs were fair and slender, and even her waist looked so slender that she could hold it with one hand.

At this moment, the backs of these two people can even be regarded as a good match.

Song Zhili's eyes darkened unconsciously.

All this is too absurd in front of him, but in Song Zhili's mind, the last sentence Xie Yan left him last night appeared like a ghost-

Don't look for any reason, the most outrageous is the truth.

What is Xie Yan referring to, and what exactly is the so-called truth.

Song Zhili had an answer in his heart, but his reason told him that the answer was too absurd.

Still need to find a chance to verify.

And what Yu Chiyan just said was not just talking, he really picked up his mobile phone to take a picture of the scene in front of him, and said that he should call Jiang Yushi and Xie Yan over to enjoy it together.

Then Yu Chiyan managed to take a photo of Xia Wan wearing a skirt, and stretched out her hand, childishly: "I can't grab it! I can't grab it!"

Xia Wan wanted to jump up and rush to grab it, but she still remembered that her character, who had just cut her bag/skin, must not be able to exercise vigorously. She could only grit her teeth and look at Yu Chiyan, saying, "Delete it!"

Yu Chiyan took two steps back with the phone in hand: "Okay, it's okay if I don't send it to others, right?"

At this moment, Song Zhili reached out and took the phone from Yuchiyan's hand, but turned around and walked out.

Yu Chiyan was stunned for a moment, looked at Song Zhili's back in amazement, and shouted, "Hey Song Zhili! What are you doing?"

Song Zhili had already gone far, Yuchiyan could only look back at Xia Wan angrily, and then chased after him.

Xia Wan walked to the door and probed out.

There was a car parked at the gate, and at the moment the car door was closed, Yuchiyan was slapping the car door angrily: "You let me in the car! And my cell phone!"

Soon, the door opened.

Yuchiyan got into the car, and his tone suddenly increased: "Song Zhili! Where's the photo I just took? Did you use my phone?"

Xia Wan immediately understood and heaved a sigh of relief.

Apparently, Song Zhili helped to delete the photo Yuchiyan just took.

but…

Xia Wan lowered her head to look at the skirt on her body, more of a guilty conscience about the lie just now.

With Song Zhili's IQ, he should be more or less suspicious.

So Xia Wan returned to her room, took off her skirt, put on loose clothes, and sat in front of the computer.

The computer has been stuck on a certain treasure page for a long time, and Xia Wan has also hesitated until now.

Finally, she took a deep breath and entered the keywords on the keyboard.

[Fake O handle]

And the picture that appeared on the screen in the next second made the girl scream uncontrollably—

"Ahhh!"

Ahhh this is too ugly!

It's so dark it looks disgusting! !

The strong visual impact caused Xia Wan to directly suffer from the mask, covering her eyes with one hand, and controlling the mouse with the other hand to set the color of the entire screen to black and white, and slowly released the hand covering her eyes.

She pursed her lips, and the heart that was stimulated by the panic finally eased a little.

It doesn't look that ugly anymore.

So Xia Wan can concentrate on continuing to choose.

To be convenient to wear, it should not be too large, otherwise it will not match the character design that I made up before.

Xia Wan managed to choose one, no matter the size, weight or material, it seemed to be the most suitable.

Although there are also more comprehensive functions, such as a series of functions such as vibration, Xia Wan does not need those extra services, so she chooses the most basic ones that can be worn and adjusted.

Xia Wan was about to place an order, but her hands stiffened.

Do you really have to wear something so ugly all the time? Let alone wearing it, she will feel disgusting even if she gets it.

So Xia Wan clicked on Taobao to chat with the seller privately.

[Good evening]: I want this

[XX store owner]: Dear, you are really insightful. The purchase rate of this product is very high. Hurry up and place an order~

Xia Wan bit her fingers, the expression on her face became more complicated, and she tapped slowly on the keyboard with her other hand.

【Good evening】: Can it be customized? Everything else remains the same, but to make it look better, let's make it white.

[XX shop owner]: Kiss, I don't quite understand what you mean here~

[Good evening]: I'll pay ten times the price.

[XX shopkeeper]: Okay, do you have any other requirements besides the color?

【Good evening】: It will be shipped today, and it must arrive tomorrow, plus ten times more.

[XX store owner]: Okay, I received it~

Early the next morning.

Xia Wan was awakened by the knock on the door of the courier, and successfully received her fake O.

As she requested, the color was changed to white, which looked a lot more pleasing to the eye, but it didn't look like it at all.

But it doesn't matter, she is not allowed to wear this thing to show off, as long as there is no problem with the shape.

So Xia Wan tried it on, put on the prepared men's underwear, and looked in the mirror.

Not bad, looks ok.

Putting on the pants worn outside is not too obvious, but if you deliberately push your crotch, you can see a little trace.

Not bad, Xia Wan felt very satisfied.

In this way, even if Song Zhili was suspicious one day, as long as Song Zhili questioned, she would take off her pants to prove herself.

But within a few days, Xia Wan realized that what she thought was too easy.

With this thing on, the foreign body sensation is too obvious. If you wear it every day, you will suffer.

Therefore, Xia Wan decided to change her strategy. She must not passively wait for Song Zhili. She would take the initiative to let Song Zhili take a look.

So noon on Thursday.

Xia Wan found Meng Qing and Xu Yaoyao.

The three of them successfully converged on the rooftop of the teaching building, and Miss Meng poured a table full of snacks from the convenience store with two bags full of them.

Xu Yaoyao asked in surprise, "Is this for an outing?"

Meng Qing raised his chin: "I don't know what you like to eat, so I took some of each."

Xia Wan opened a bottle of yogurt with great praise: "This is too rich, let's say thank you Meng Qing."

Xu Yaoyao also responded immediately: "Thank you Meng Qing! There are many things I like to eat."

Miss Meng was fascinated by the compliments, and said more and more arrogantly: "What is this, if it weren't for your sudden message, I would have asked the chef at home to make more food and deliver it."

And speaking of that message, Xu Yaoyao looked at Xia Wan and asked, "Is there anything you need our help with?"

Xia Wan could only recount the events of the weekend to them in distress.

as predicted.

Meng Qing laughed and trembled all over, and Xu Yaoyao didn't look much better.

Meng Qing covered his lower abdomen and asked, "Why are you so talented? God is so cut, is this something normal people can think of?"

Xia Wan also obviously had a headache: "But I was wearing a skirt and staring at them with big eyes, what else could I do if I didn't say that."

"Yes." Xu Yaoyao nodded in agreement: "Actually, you were very resourceful and resolved the crisis."

Xia Wan looked at Xu Yaoyao and said, "Thank you, but if you don't laugh so exaggeratedly now, what you say will be more credible."

After finishing speaking, Xia Wan lay down on the pile of snacks and said, "I always think that Song Zhili is so smart that a person might be suspicious. I have to prove to him that I am a man."

Meng Qing immediately smiled and said, "How do you want to prove it? It's okay if you kiss me, I don't mind."

Meng Qing is telling the truth. She has lived abroad for many years, and kissing is a very common thing. She does not feel wronged when kissing Xia Wan.

Xu Yaoyao immediately clapped the table: "No! If you want to kiss...that's also kiss me!"

"Wait a minute, I don't need you to sacrifice for me, I have a better way."

After Xia Wan finished speaking, she opened her legs and said, "You touch."

Xu Yaoyao & Meng Qing: "???"

What kind of wolf word is this?

Even Meng Qing, who thought he was very open, had a dilemma on his face: "I can only accept kisses. If there is more, you have to give me some time. I need to be mentally prepared."

Xu Yaoyao looked like she was about to cry: "No way, between girls... how should I do this?"

Xia Wan: "…"

What the **** are you two thinking? ?

Xia Wan pressed her trousers expressionlessly, straightened her waist, and the arc of the fake O handle was looming.

In order to prevent these two from thinking wildly, Xia Wan could only vaccinate them in advance: "It's fake."

Meng Qing & Xu Yaoyao: "!!"

The two tentatively stretched out their hands and immediately looked at each other with surprise.

"Wow! Is that what it feels like?"

"It's soft!!"

When the two of them retracted their hands, Xia Wan lowered her voice and said, "Yes, let Song Zhili see it."

Xu Yaoyao and Meng Qing nodded immediately to show their understanding.

Xia Wan's plan is actually very simple, but it must be implemented directly tonight.

There are only two days before the school's anniversary. Song Zhili will most likely go to the student union to handle work after school. At this time, Xu Yaoyao can catch up with Song Zhili, saying that she needs to see Xia Mu in an urgent matter, but she can't get in touch, so Song Zhili can help him go to the dormitory to take a look.

And as long as Song Zhili knocked on the door, Xia Wan pretended to sleep inside.

Because of Yuchiyan's noise, they had already exchanged the door password. As long as she "lost contact", Song Zhili would definitely open the door directly to check the situation for safety reasons.

At this time, Xia Wan could pretend that she had just woken up, not wearing outside pants, and inadvertently let Song Zhili see her fake O.

Xu Yaoyao nodded immediately, and even raised a hand to swear, "Trust me! I promise to complete the task!"

And Meng Qing was immediately dissatisfied: "Why does it have nothing to do with me? Then what should I do?"

Xia Wan looked at Meng Qing with trusting eyes: "Your task is even more difficult."

Meng Qing's eyes lit up immediately, looking at Xia Wan expectantly.

Xia Wan told her: "When you need to stop Yuchiyan and Jiang Yu, because Song Zhili is likely to call and ask them to come to the dormitory to find me, if you can't stop the two, then Yuchiyan will be released, but Jiang You can't come when you meet."

Even if Yuchiyan came, it wouldn't be a big deal, he would believe what she said anyway, but Jiang Yushi couldn't.

It is already dangerous to have one smart person on the scene, there must be no two.

Meng Qing opened his mouth slightly, and there was obviously a bit of confusion on his face: "I stopped them? But I'm not familiar with them at all, what reason can I use?"

Xia Wan grabbed Meng Qing's hand and looked at her with a face that was very similar to Xia Mu's.

Xia Wan didn't say anything, but the embarrassment on Meng Qing's face disappeared instantly, and then she replied firmly: "Don't worry, they want to leave unless they step on my body!"

Xia Wan: "…"

Not so exaggerated.

That's how the plan was made.

In the last self-study class, Xia Wan skipped class and left ahead of time to prepare the groundwork for the play "sleep".

After Xia Wan returned to the dormitory, she quickly changed into a loose pair of pajamas and deliberately did not wear pants.

The last time I looked in the mirror, I adjusted the position so that it was slightly tilted so that it would look more obvious.

Everything was ready, the bell rang for the end of get out of class, and Xia Wan also lay on the bed.

Everything is ready, so I owe Song Zhili.

The get out of class bell rang.

Xu Yaoyao remembered Xia Wan's advice, and waited for Song Zhili to walk for two minutes before running over to catch up with him.

Seeing the weak girl standing in front of him panting, Song Zhili politely asked, "Classmate Xu, what's the matter?"

"me…"

Xu Yaoyao's face was full of worry, and said, "Xia Mu left the self-study class early today. I saw that he didn't seem to be very comfortable, so I was very worried about him, but it's been almost an hour, and he hasn't replied to my message. ."

Song Zhili frowned and asked, "What happened to his body?"

Xu Yaoyao turned her head and replied, "It seems...it seems to be a little hot."

Speaking of fever, Xu Yaoyao's scene came, with an expression like she was about to cry: "The last time Xia Mu had a fever was because he saved me and me in Shengyu, if something happened to him this time, I would feel sorry for it for the rest of my life. So can you ask classmate Song to go to the dormitory for me to take a look, I can rest assured that nothing happens."

Sure enough, as Xia Wan expected—

Song Zhili took out his mobile phone and said, "Don't worry, the cafeteria is closer to the dormitory. I'll call Jiang Yushi and ask him and Yuchiyan to go over to take a look first."

Xu Yaoyao: "!?"

Do not! No!

At this moment, the cafeteria is downstairs.

When Meng Qing stretched out her arms to stop Yuchiyan and Jiang Yu, she lowered her head: "Although it is very presumptuous, I hope you can do me a favor."

Yu Chiyan looked at Meng Qing from head to toe. He remembered that after several brief encounters with Meng Qing, he avoided him in time, and said, "The sun really came out from the west."

Jiang Yushi pulled Yuchiyan's sleeve to stop him from saying more mean words, then looked at Meng Qing and asked politely, "How can we help you?"

Before Meng Qing could answer, Jiang Yushi's cell phone rang.

Yu Chiyan asked, "Who is it?"

Jiang Yushi glanced at it and replied, "Song Zhili."

Meng Qing watched in pain when Jiang Yu answered the phone, his brain was racing, thinking about what reason he could use to keep Jiang Yu.

It really didn't work, so she knelt down and hugged Jiang Yushi's thigh.

And Jiang Yushi answered the phone, heard Song Zhili's voice over there, and agreed: "Okay, let's go back and have a look now."

After hanging up the phone, Yu Chiyan asked suspiciously, "What are you looking at?"

Jiang Yushi put away his mobile phone and replied, "Song Zhili said that Xia Mu doesn't seem to be feeling well. He may be in the dormitory now. Let's take a look and contact him anytime if you have any questions."

Yu Chiyan nodded and said, "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and leave."

Of course, the two did not successfully leave, because Meng Qing stopped them again and fell directly to the ground.

Yu Chiyan looked at her dumbfounded: "None of us touched you, you are too low-level to touch porcelain, right?"

Meng Qing ignored him, just lowered his head and covered his ankle.

Of course, the strength of her own fall could not be heavy, but she still had to act enough.

Sure enough, looking at the scene in front of him, Jiang Yushi arranged: "Yuchi, take her to the infirmary."

"No!" Meng Qing immediately refused: "I don't want him to send me, I can't bear to get along with him in the same space!"

So in the end, it was Jiang Yushi who sent Meng Qing to the infirmary, and Yuchiyan returned to the dormitory building.

And because of Xu Yaoyao's urging, Song Zhili also set off to rush over from the student union, and took a shortcut to meet Yuchiyan.

Seeing that Xu Yaoyao was also there, Yu Chiyan asked, "What's going on? What happened to Xia Mu? I said why he suddenly disappeared from the self-study class. I thought he skipped class and didn't take me with him."

Xu Yaoyao repeated the lie she just told Song Zhili: "He just said that he is not feeling well, I don't know the specifics, anyway, I can't contact him now."

The three of them rushed to the boys' dormitory together.

And this moment.

Lying on the bed and waiting until now, Xia Wan felt so tired, and her eyelids started to fight again.

It's like this every day, I can't sleep when I should sleep, and I feel sleepy when I shouldn't.

In the end, Xia Wan tilted her head and fell asleep.

until woken up by a knock on the door.

Xia Wan opened her eyes in a daze, and before she could react, she heard the sound of the door being pushed open, and Yu Chiyan shouted anxiously, "Xia Mu! How are you Xia Mu?!"

Yuchiyan rushed in first, followed by Song Zhili, and Xu Yaoyao deliberately walked slower because she wanted to observe Song Zhili's reaction.

The moment she saw the three of them, Xia Wan's mind turned again, and she remembered the play she had arranged to play.

So she immediately entered the performance state, yawned, and asked blankly, "Why are you all here?"

Yu Chiyan's voice was a bit scolded: "Is it because I can't contact you? I didn't tell us after the self-study class. Xu Yaoyao said that you were a little feverish in the afternoon, why didn't I see it? We were worried that something happened to you. coming."

Xia Wan immediately waved her hand in denial: "No, no, I was just a little sleepy, so I went back to bed early and didn't look at my phone."

After Xia Wan finished speaking, she deliberately got up to get the trousers at the end of the bed, wanting to stand up and let Song Zhili take a good look at the treasure she bought with huge sums of money.

However, when her feet just touched the slippers, she saw Xu Yaoyao cover her eyes and let out an exaggerated scream: "Ahhh!"

Xia Wan: "...?"

But at this moment, Yu Chiyan's eyes were fixed on her...

Uh, the crotch.

Although he wanted this effect, were his eyes too hot?

And even Song Zhili's expression became extraordinarily complicated.

No, everyone has something, need this? She didn't specifically buy a size, so they can't be envious, can they?

Realizing that something was wrong, Xia Wan slowly lowered her head—

Then the hand holding the pants trembled slightly.

Perhaps all of this is still to blame for her poor sleeping position, because at this moment, her big baby has been misplaced, and no longer clings down as she placed it before, but proudly rises.

Xia Wan: "…"

Help.

No, calm down, Xia Wan, you have to calm down, maybe the effect will be better.

Well, that's right, Song Zhili should have no doubts.

Although she seems to be completely shameless, but it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.

Anyway, it was Xia Mu's face that was lost, and it had nothing to do with her.

At this moment, Yu Chiyan's voice was full of complaints: "Still fever? I think you are obviously in love!"

The author says:

When I bought the fake O, I felt too ugly. I definitely didn't dare to open my eyes when it was the first time. She had to be coaxed to take a look. Wrote (lying flat) how come I only have 200,000 words, it's so far, I hate it.

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