The Years When I Disguised As a Man at the Noble Academy

Xia Wan hurried downstairs and took a taxi to the address Xie Yan sent her.

Along the way, she called Xia Mu several times, but they all hung up.

Xia Mu returned her a smile from WeChat.

Xia Wan: "…"

hateful!

Xia Wan continued to send him WeChat.

【Good evening】: What do you want to do? Have something to say.

However, Xia Mu did not reply to her message again.

When Xia Wan arrived at the location provided by Xie Yan, she pushed open the door of the box.

Xia Wan felt hot eyes.

Because at the moment, Xia Mu was wearing a light pink plush jacket with loose slacks, and a wig that was artificially braided into two braids on both sides of her cheeks. The makeup on her face was a little too delicate. It looks like someone is looking for someone to do the styling on purpose.

The corners of Xia Wan's lips twitched frantically, and her anger was overshadowed by her desire to laugh.

She suddenly remembered that last time she called Xia Mu, he said that he liked sweet girl, so she didn't need to be sweet girl herself, it was outrageous.

However, when she saw Xie Yan sitting on the other side, the corner of Xia Wan's raised lips immediately fell, reflecting the current "dangerousness".

She is the older sister who is disguised as a man, and the one with a sweet smile but murderous intent is her younger brother who is disguised as a woman.

After clarifying the relationship, Xia Wan's expression became even more speechless.

Would serious siblings do such a thing together? Only them.

Xia Wan took a deep breath and looked at Xia Mu, and asked, "My dear sister, why didn't you tell me when you suddenly returned to China? Xie Yan surprised me when she called me, thinking something happened to you. Woolen cloth."

Xia Mu pulled her braid with a shy expression and said, "Brother, don't be angry, didn't I want to surprise you?"

Xia Wan: "…"

Haha, what a surprise.

Xie Yan's eyes swept back and forth over the two of them several times, the corners of his lips rose sharply, and he asked, "Xia Mu, your sister finally came back from abroad, why do you look unhappy?"

"No, I'm very happy." Xia Wan smiled and said, "It's not because she didn't tell me that I'll blame myself for the rest of my life if there are any accidents along the way."

Xie Yan nodded thoughtfully: "You two brothers and sisters have such a good relationship."

Xia Wan looked at Xie Yan again and asked, "So why do you two have to eat together?"

Xie Yan shrugged and said, "Your sister invited me."

Xia Wan stared at Xia Mu.

Xia Mu said confidently: "Isn't this just returning to China? It's been too long since I came back and I don't know the current situation? I originally went to the school to look for you, but I didn't see you after waiting at the school gate for a long time. I saw him. A few days ago, I saw your group photo on Sheng Ying's forum again, I know you must be good friends."

Xia Mu's original voice was very relaxed, but when he said the word "group photo", his tone suddenly became colder.

Xia Wan: "…"

understood.

Xia Mu came back from abroad because he saw the photo of the "threesome".

Xia Wan decided to have a good talk with Xia Mu to resolve the matter, so she said, "Since you are all back, hurry home and see Dad, let's go, let's go home for dinner tonight."

Xia Mu didn't answer directly, but looked at Xie Yan and said coquettishly, "Brother Xie Yan, they want to have dinner with you."

Xia Wan's face was ashen, she wanted to strangle Xia Mu, where did she learn such disgusting words?

What makes Xia Wan even more terrifying is Xie Yan... He seems to really eat this set? ? ?

What, are boys born without resistance to the word "brother"?

Xie Yan stood on Xia Mu's side and asked directly, "Are you in such a hurry? Can't we leave after dinner?"

"Worry." Xia Wan put on a serious expression and said, "My dad said a long time ago that he should educate him well, but the ugliness of the family can't be exposed, so I won't go into details."

Xie Yan expressed understanding, and did not stop him any more, but looked at Xia Mu and said, "Then sister Xia Wan, we will see you tomorrow."

Xia Wan: "???"

Xia Wan's expression became even more frightened.

what is this? What happened when she didn't come? Why is it only sister Xia Wan and brother Xie Yan? What the **** were they talking about? So weird! !

Xia Wan couldn't watch it anymore, and didn't dare to think about it any longer. She immediately pulled Xia Mu's wrist and dragged him outside. Because of her quick reaction, she interrupted this absurd scene of brother and sister saying goodbye in time.

in the car home.

Two people are sitting in the back seat, one on the left and one on the right, with a gap between them that is wide enough to fit two more people.

Xia Wan took a deep breath and calmed herself down a bit. It was wrong to think about herself in her heart. It was understandable that Xia Mu was angry, so she had to be tolerant.

So Xia Wan spoke first and asked, "Let's talk about it directly, why did you go back to China?"

Xia Mupi smiled and said, "Let you be as ashamed as I am."

Xia Wan and Xia Mu put the facts and reason: "I really can't blame me for that photo, Yuchiyan and Xie Yan suddenly came out, and no one expected to be captured so unexpectedly, no one here really has it. That kind of hobby, please have a little basic trust in our humanity."

"Oh." Xia Mu nodded and looked at Xia Wan: "When did I get hemorrhoids? What else is a disease that only boys get, can you explain it to me?"

Xia Wan: "…"

Help, so the last thing hasn't been turned over yet?

She whispered: "You have to listen to what other people say. It's all said and done, and the disease is cured."

Xia Mu sneered and looked at her sister: "Even if I recover, I would like to know what is a disease that only boys get."

Xia Wan had no choice but to whisper, "Cut the bag/skin."

At that moment, Xia Mu felt that something was wrong with his ears.

His hands were shaking with anger, and he looked at Xia Wan: "Do you say it again?"

Xia Wan also just got up and said loudly: "I said, circumcision/skin! Isn't this normal? How can you be shy about this kind of physical disease when you grew up abroad?"

The taxi driver in the front row never thought that the guests he received today would chat about such a hot topic in his car.

He didn't look back, just glanced at Xia Mu in the rear mirror, but didn't see what Xia Wan looked like.

From the driver's point of view, this "little girl" looks very cute, and she is also pink and tender with braided braids, but at this moment, her whole face is red with anger.

Plus they were talking too much... The driver naturally thought they were a couple.

So he said directly: "Young man, don't talk to your girlfriend like this. You are right, but it's normal for little girls to be shy. Little girl, my uncle wants to talk about you, and your boyfriend must be embarrassed too. , it would be meaningless to ask questions.”

Xia Wan & Xia Mu: "…"

Do they look like a couple? Are there any couples who look alike?

The atmosphere became more and more awkward along the way, until we got home.

When the housekeeper and the nannies saw "Xia Mu," they were all very happy, "Miss is back, hurry up and tell the master, the lady and the young master are back together!"

This young lady naturally refers to the current Xia Mu, and the young master naturally refers to Xia Wan.

Xia Wan snorted coldly and walked forward.

The cold war between the siblings has officially begun.

And Father Xia went downstairs from the study and was stunned when he saw his son dressed up like this, and his eyes kept shifting on the two of them, as if he was a little uncertain.

Xia Wan reluctantly reminded: "Dad, I've been back for several months."

Only then did Father Xia confirm that the one wearing Shengying's school uniform was his daughter, and the one with the braid was his son.

Father Xia shook his head and said, "Of course Dad knows, let Dad take it slow, slow."

Father Xia sat on the sofa with his forehead supported, while Xia Mu and Xia Wan sat on his left and right sides.

Father Xia looked at Xia Mu and made sure there was no one else around, so he lowered his voice and said, "Xiao Mu?"

Xia Mu with braided braids nodded.

Father Xia looked at Xia Wan again and confirmed again, "Wan Wan?"

Xia Wan, who was wearing a men's school uniform, also nodded.

"This... This really surprises Dad." Father Xia held both of them's hands at the same time, and said, "But it's fine. Both of you are here. It's good to have one daughter and one son."

Father Xia thought in his heart: It doesn't matter who is the son and who is the daughter, anyway, it's a daughter and a son, so let's make do with it.

But Father Xia immediately thought of the point of the question. He looked at Xia Mu and asked, "Why did you come back so suddenly?"

Xia Mu said, "Tomorrow is your birthday, can I not come back?"

"Okay, it's fine." Father Xia was concerned about Xia Mu's health again, and then asked awkwardly, "Where's your mother? Why didn't you come back with you?"

Referring to his mother, Xia Mu was silent for a few seconds and asked, "Dad, do you want to hear the truth?"

Father Xia nodded, his expression suddenly became serious, and his voice followed the vicissitudes of life: "Your dad has been up and down in the business sea for so many years, there is nothing I can't accept."

"Mom said." Xia Mu looked at Father Xia and repeated her mother's original words word for word: "Staying away from men is her secret to maintaining health, longevity, beauty and happiness, and she asked me to bring these words to her. elder sister."

Xia Wan: "Pfft—"

When receiving her father's resentful eyes, Xia Wan immediately restrained her smile.

Xia Mu took his father's hand and said, "Dad, be stronger."

Father Xia: "...I'm very strong."

Xia Mu comforted: "Our mother has always been such a person. She only stayed with me for two months after my surgery. It's good to get used to it."

Father Xia looked like he was about to cry: "It's good to be with you for two months. Your mother gave birth naturally when you were born, and she didn't stay in the hospital bed for two days."

Xia Wan: "…"

Suddenly I understand that the unreliability of this family may really be hereditary.

And Father Xia's grief didn't last long, because he was going to go abroad to find his wife next month after handling the company's affairs.

In order to have enough time next month, he raced back to work in the study.

On the sofa, only Xia Wan and Xia Mu were left.

Four eyes facing each other.

This time, Xia Mu spoke first and said, "I will only stay for one day tomorrow, and I will go back the day after. I can guarantee that no matter what you do tomorrow, it will be premised on helping you keep your secrets and not reveal your identity. Everything you do during this time. , we are all written off."

Xia Wan thought for a while.

Since Xia Mu promised not to reveal her identity, and it's only for one day, it doesn't matter.

Moreover, what are hemorrhoids and circumcision/skin? The more embarrassing thing is that Xia Mu still doesn't know, so why not write it off this time?

So Xia Wan looked at Xia Mu and asked seriously, "Everything that happened in the past, no matter what happens in the future, you won't take it out again, will you?"

Xia Mu nodded and said, "A gentleman's word is hard to chase after a horse."

Xia Wan raised a hand: "I promise you."

Xia Mu also raised his hand, and the two of them gave a high five.

Therefore, the biggest problem that Xia Wan has to face now is how to cover up Xia Mu, tomorrow at her father's banquet, so that no one will notice that their identities are interchanged.

Xia Mu said in a necessary tone: "I need you to help me with my makeup tomorrow."

Xia Wan nodded and agreed, even if Xia Mu didn't talk about it, she would take the initiative to bring it up.

Xia Mu continued to ask: "You want to help me put on a makeup that matches my red dress best."

Xia Wan couldn't understand at all: "Why are you wearing a skirt? Or a red skirt?"

Xia Mu smiled at her sister, got up and walked a few steps back to keep a safe distance from her, making sure that she would not be beaten after speaking next.

Immediately, he put on his soft and pretentious voice to answer Xia Wan's question: "Because that's the dress that Brother Zhili personally chose for me~"

Xia Wan: "…"

enough! Shut up! This man is so scary! !

The author says:

Xia Wan: "It's scary."

Song Zhili: "...you don't come here."

Don't forget that Xia Mu's good friend is Xie Yan, those who are close to Zhu are red, those who are close to ink are black, and those who are close to hatred are crazy(?) The little angel who voted for the king or irrigated the nutrient solution for me~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: oh, hello, Chao Suishui, and 1 Fu Zawa;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: the account has been banned for 60 bottles because it is too handsome; 40 bottles at one time; 20 bottles of Kanako; 12 bottles of Fuzawa; 4 bottles of Uncle Ren; 2 bottles of Stupid Birds; 1 bottle of Good Fortune, Qiaoxin, I want to lie down every day, and 1 bottle of Chenghui;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!