The Young Me, Three Words Shocked The Whole Network

"Sorry, I was wrong!"

"In order to express my apology, let me tell you a joke."

Secretly anxious for a while.

Su Chen's mind flashed.

While apologizing softly, without waiting for her to answer, he told a joke on his own.

At the same time, in order to ensure that she would stop crying.

It even directly activated the skill of immersive sound.

pause time.

With Su Chen's voice sounded.

Whether it's Yu Xiaoxiao in front of you, or the audience in the live broadcast room.

A 3D picture appeared in my mind by coincidence.

"Once upon a time, there was a very cute little duck."

"One day, the little duck asked mother duck innocently, 'Ma Ma, Ma Ma, what is this thing between our toes?'"

"Mother Duck said: 'Webbed'"

"The little duck covered his face with tears and ran, crying as he ran: 'If you don't talk, don't talk, why are you laughing at others!''

poof!!

Hear the joke.

Then I saw that cute little duck as if I was on the scene.

Yu Xiaoxiao, who was still sobbing softly, burst out laughing suddenly.

Even the audience in the live broadcast room were no exception, they all let out goose calls.

"Goose goose...so cute, hehehe"

"I would like to call this webbed the strongest, hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!!"

"Oh my god, how could there be such a cute duckling, aswl!!"

"Ahh! The old man's girlish heart!!"

"What a straightforward little duck, I love it."

[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +999]

[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +999]

[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +999]

[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +999]

【detected....……】

for a while.

There was laughter in the classroom.

The atmosphere also improved.

However.

The good times don't last long!

What people never expected is.

Just when Yu Xiaoxiao was giggling.

Because of the reason I cried just now.

As a result, a mischievous snot bubble popped out of her nose unexpectedly.

Su Chen: "...

Yu Xiaoxiao:

Audience: In

quiet!

Quiet!

extremely quiet!!

Almost instantly, the entire classroom could hear the sound of a needle drop.

Even the continuous barrage in the live broadcast room stopped without warning at this moment.

Su Chen was a little dumbfounded.

Subconsciously looked at the snot bubble.

He froze on the spot blankly.

The smile on Yu Xiaoxiao's face suddenly froze, and her whole body petrified on the spot.

With a bang, the brain went blank, like a shutdown.

In his heart, he roared like crazy.

ah ah ah!!!

God!

Which god have I offended?

Why are you treating me like this??!

I am still a child!!!

woo woo woo...

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I'm so stupid!! This snot bubble is too stupid?!!"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha! Forgive me for laughing unkindly. Although I am a professional, I really can't help it. Who can stand this??"

"This wave, this wave is called to perform a social death for you on the spot!! Hahaha..."

"Shocked my mother for a whole year, and I'm numb! Even if I was beaten to death, I would never have imagined that there is such an operation!! Submit! Capitalized submissive! Kneel down and sing Conquer for you!!"

"My whole family laughed out loud like a pig, and the neighbor next door thought we secretly raised several pigs at home!!"

"I didn't laugh at the joke just now, but when I saw this snot bubble, I knew that I lost, and I lost in a mess:: Hahaha (crazy laugh)"

"Classic club death scene, you have coins (crazy hint)!!"

[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +999]

[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +999]

[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +999]

[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +999]

【detected......】

Come to yourself.

Although rationally told myself not to laugh.

But at this moment, Su Chen still couldn't help laughing.

He really didn't think of it.

One of my own jokes has such power!!

This snot bubble, simply!!

But all smiles.

Su Chen still took out a napkin and wiped it for her.

It is also because of his actions.

Yu Xiaoxiao finally recovered from petrification.

With an exclamation, the whole little face turned red.

follow closely.

Without thinking about it, I lay down on the table.

Buried his head between his arms, like an ostrich.

I have the heart to want to die!!

Seeing this, Su Chen's mouth twitched slightly.

He opened his mouth to say a few words of comfort.

But when the words came to his lips, he couldn't say anything.

no way.

In all fairness, if he was in a different place, he might have behaved like this.

What a shame!!

It is not an exaggeration to say that society is dead!!!

that's all.

The atmosphere fell into silence again.

After a while.

The little girl then slowly raised her head.

Stretching out his hand to pull the corner of his clothes, he looked at him with a pitiful expression on his small face.

". "You'll keep it a secret for me, right?"

"Uh...of course!"

Su Chen was stunned for a second, and quickly promised.

Although he knew that the audience in the live broadcast room might have already posted the video on the Internet.

But procrastination is temporary.

if not.

If she knew that there were tens of millions of people watching this scene.

How could the little girl blow her hair on the spot!!

"Really?" Yu Xiaoxiao confirmed with watery eyes.

"Of course, when have I lied to you?!" (Zhao Zhao's)

Su Chen patted his chest, his tone cut through the difficulties.

Unfortunately.

Maybe it's because it's so embarrassing.

Obviously got an affirmative answer, but Yu Xiaoxiao was still a little skeptical.

To this.

Su Chen felt helpless.

But in the final analysis, the cause of the matter is still because of oneself.

Therefore, I can only reassure her tirelessly.

Fortunately, after a while, the class bell rang in time.

Let him breathe a sigh of relief.

Although Yu Xiaoxiao was still a little worried.

But since the class has already started, the teacher is already on his way.

He could only return to his seat step by step.

Moreover, in order to prevent other students from noticing the abnormality.

She didn't dare to be too obvious.

ps: Chapter 57 has been lifted, Mozu who haven't read it can go and read it.

In addition, the author wants to ask for a custom! Yanzu, it's time for you to show your ability!.