The Young Me, Three Words Shocked The Whole Network
082-This Is Really A Scary Thing! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
"Damn! Fuck! Fuck! Sitting up in shock while dying, the clown is actually me?!!"
"I was so moved, but you told me that your girlfriend is inflatable? Where's my knife?!"
"I'm so stupid!! I even posted barrage and quarreled with others for a long time, but you told me that these are all made up?! My famous name in my life!!"
"Report the address! Labor and management want to let you know what it means for an old lady to wear lipstick, and give you some color!!"
"Su God, I'm sorry, I blamed you wrongly, just now I was thinking that if your suggestion didn't suit my taste, I'd just become a fan, I was wrong!!"
"Hahaha, I laughed so hard! Back then you were told to study more, but you wanted to play marbles. Now it's alright [Like a sand sculpture! Being played around by others!!"
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +999]
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +999]
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +999]
[Emotional fluctuations detected, mood value +999]
【detected......】
In the live broadcast room.
After hearing this analysis.
The audience was silent for a while.
Followed by the old face all red.
They really didn't expect it.
With so many people present, they would be limped by a passer-by!
No!!
To be precise, it should be the IQ being pressed to the ground and rubbed crazily!!
Who can resist this special size?
Thanks to Su Chen who saw through his tricks.
Otherwise, maybe the big guys are being fooled into what they are now!!
Think here.
Everyone consciously brushed up the rewards.
Especially those viewers who were dissatisfied with Su Chen's opinion before.
Brush up the gift, that is called a generous.
Brushed for several minutes.
When everyone came to their senses and wanted to trouble Li Dazhuang.
The other party had already seen something bad and slipped away.
"Okay, let's invite the next one!"
See the depression of the audience in the eyes.
With a wave of his hand, Su Chen cut off Lianmai.
The words fell silent.
Countless mic applications popped up on the computer again.
Randomly pick a lucky one, click Agree.
The audience only felt a slight blur in front of their eyes.
Immediately afterwards, a man in his thirties appeared on the screen.
At this moment, his footsteps are messy, and his old face is flushed.
Holding a can of freshly opened beer in his hand, he obviously drank a lot.
But what surprised Su Chen and the audience most was.
It was almost eleven o'clock in the evening, and the background behind the other party was still on the main road.
I have to say, this is really a bit strange.
"What's the matter, uncle, is it because my wife won't let me in?"
Su Chen smiled slightly and opened up the conversation.
"No! I ran out secretly."
"You may not believe it, but I'm still in a daze until now!"
"Oh my god, this.....this matter is too unbelievable! I was sobered up from the wine!!"
The man on the other end of the video shook his head.
His eyes looked a little frightened and frightened.
As soon as this word came out.
The audience was suddenly shocked and became interested.
"That... Uncle, why don't you introduce yourself first to calm down?"
Su Chen raised his eyebrows, and he was also a little curious.
Just look at each other's eyes.
What he was going to say was quite serious to him.
It can even be said to be terrifying!
Otherwise, there would never be such a reaction.
The uncle was slightly taken aback when he heard this.
He waved his hand and took a sip of wine.
His face was green for a while, white for a while, and dark for a while.
After struggling for several seconds, he swallowed his saliva and narrated the things that were suffocating in his heart with lingering fear.
"Speaking of which, this is really a terrifying thing."
"Today, because of some business problems, I drank a few more glasses of wine with the client, and I didn't return home until half an hour ago.
"Because I was so drunk, I didn't turn on the light, and I entered the house in the dark for fear of disturbing my wife."
"As soon as I came in, I saw my wife sleeping on the sofa, you know, men are always full and thinking about that.
"So I got up, went straight to the canyon and went to the double row. I wanted to go to the bathroom after I was done. When I opened the door, I saw my wife was taking a bath. I was wondering, but she told me..."
Having said that, the uncle paused.
Another gurgling gulp of the old wine.
The expression on his face seemed to be indescribable.
"Fuck! What's behind? At the critical moment, you cut me off? Believe it or not, labor and capital backhanded!!"
"Hey hey hey, it's too expensive, the salary papers are all ready, don't bring such fun!!"
". "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
"Nimma! I didn't expect that there would be welfare payments in the middle of the night, hehehe..."
"Brother, I kneel down for you, don't be a fool, please follow up!!"
He cut off halfway through his speech.
The hearts of the audience suddenly became impatient like a cat scratching.
The dense barrage directly covered the entire screen.
And the meaning they express is even more surprisingly consistent, so please read below!!
[Mood fluctuation detected, value +5991
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +599]
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +599]
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +599]
【detected...……】
Watch the audience's reaction.
Su Chen couldn't help but shook his head with a broken smile.
These Isps are still too anxious.
Don’t know what it means to be impatient and can’t eat hot bean curd (Zhao Le’s)?
Just thinking about it.
There was finally movement on the uncle's side.
I saw him tremblingly taking out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket.
Light it up, and take a deep breath.
Under the shroud of smoke, he tightened his coat.
His eyes were deep, and his tone continued with a somewhat bleak voice.
"She...she told me that her mother is here and asked me to go to the hut with her for the night."
"When I heard this, I was taken aback on the spot, and my face turned green!! Could it be that the one on the sofa is..."
"Hiss!!! My scalp was numb for a while, I didn't dare to think about it any further, and I began to think about what to do later."
"However, before I could breathe a sigh of relief, I saw my mother-in-law pushed open the door and said, 'I bought the cold medicine, is your dad still sleeping?"
"I.... I woke up in shock from the wine at that time, and ran out in a few perfunctory words."
"You said, I can't go back?"
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