The Younger Brother Next Door is a School Grass

"Hey, Brother Xi came really early." Pan De elbows on the Chinese textbook.

Lu Xi pulled away the chair, brought a piece of candy from the table of Pan De, peeled off the candy wrapper, and threw it into his mouth.

"Fuck." Lu Xi squeezed his facial features together, "So sour."

Pan De laughed, "Cool, isn't it refreshing? I specifically asked my dad to bring it back from the island country."

"Go away." Lu Xi punched him in the arm.

"Lao Zhuang was here in the morning." Pan De said, "Ask me if Lu Xi has come to school."

Lao Zhuang is the head teacher of the third grade (1) class.

Lu Xi threw a piece of chewing gum into her mouth, "Oh."

It doesn't matter, Lao Zhuang will find out that he is late. Anyway, without Lao Zhuang notifying his mother, Zhou Sisi would also tell his mother.

——Yes, Lu Xi thinks now that he thinks Zhou Sisi, a good, nosy student, will definitely complain to his parents.

He didn't understand why he had asked her not to speak out before, for fear that he would be overwhelmed with soy milk in the morning.

"Looking at you." Pan De squinted Luxi's shoulder, "Lao Zhuang has never been here."

"Let go, your duck smell has caught me." Lu Si shook him off.

"Where do I get the duck smell?"

"Duck?" Huang Zhou heard this when he came over, "Who is a duck? You panda?"

"Your dad's is a duck. Did I raise a duck?"

Huang Zhou's eyes were full of disgust, "Damn, you have a strong taste, what a good man to raise a duck?"

"Fuck, you are driving your thinking too dirty!" Pan De gestured with his hands, "I have a Cole Duck. Does Cole Duck understand?"

"Kor Duck, I thought you..."

"Go away from me."

The female classmate Xiang Yinglan at the front desk turned her head, "Do you have a Cole duck? How old is it?"

"Yes." Pan De and the girls have always been more serious. "I was born on March 19 and is half a month old now."

Huang Zhou smiled, "I remember, your duck hahahaha..."

"Now it can be separated from the phone?" Lu Xi raised an eyebrow.

Xiang Yinglan widened her eyes, "Duck and cell phone? What's the matter?"

"The panda bought a duck egg for a big price, and it hatched meticulously every day, and then hahahahaha..." Huang Zhou couldn't say anything with a smile.

"The day before the egg was broken," Pan De sighed, "I was thinking about taking a video to record the birth moment of my duck. I didn't expect the duck... From then on, I couldn't do without my Apple 6, and it stuck around Apple 6 all day long. ."

"Why?" Xiang Yinglan felt strange.

Huang Zhou's smile never stopped. "The duck cub treats the panda's cell phone as a mother."

"I went to ask the seller, and he said that the first moving object that a duck sees when it hatches and opens its eyes is treated as a mother." Pan De reluctantly, "it can't live without my Apple 6."

Lu Xi corrected: "To be precise, it is the back of your Apple 6 Lanling King mobile phone case."

"Too funny." Xiang Yinglan chuckled.

Pan De silently let them laugh.

The female student with short hair at the front desk invited Xiang Yinglan to go to the bathroom.

As soon as the two girls nearby left, Pan De immediately attacked and mocked Huang Zhou: "Ha, ha, forgot that the sound of sleep snoring during the Chinese exam the day before yesterday shook the entire classroom? Forgot that you Le Diandian went to see the senior sister last week. Did you find the wrong person?"

"Damn, change your nasal congestion and the sleeping position is incorrect, and you must snore." Huang Zhou's mouth was stiff.

Lu Xi and Pan De: "Don't fight."

"Bullshit!" Huang Zhou struck his neck, "As for the elder sister, it's all to blame for the high school student union who gave the wrong name."

"You don't know yet? I found out the name of Qingchun-senpai in the post yesterday. This is absolutely correct."

Lu Xi had a bad premonition, and asked in a cool voice: "Are you using my account to reply?"

"It seems to be." Huang Zhou responded.

"What did you get back?" Lu Xi moved his knuckles to click softly.

Huang Zhou: "Just two. There was a post to ask a girl, and I turned over the reply, and felt that the host was talking about an innocent elder sister, so I contacted the class with the name of the elder sister in formation..."

"Give me the phone."

"Aren't you—" Huang Zhou took out his own from his trouser pocket when thinking of his brother being handed over by Lao Zhuang's cell phone yesterday.

Lu Xi pulled the unlocked mobile phone, opened the Tieba client, and checked the history of the account's posting and replies.

Huang Zhou: "What are you looking for? Those posts about Senior Sister?"

Lu Xi: "Has been deleted?"

"Ang. I found it at noon today..."

"Stop using my account number sticker." Lu Xi threw the phone back to him.

Huang Zhou caught the phone, a little confused, "No, what's up?" Look at Pan De next to him.

Pan De, who withdrew from the group chat with one foot: I don't know.

Lu Xi flicked his forehead irritably. If anyone who knew his ID saw him "seeking" Zhou Sisi's message, they thought he was something Zhou Sisi, or told Zhou Sisi...

Huang Zhou, who noticed his brother's face suddenly turned red:? ? ?

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