The Zerg Crush the Comprehension World

Wang Chao put away the Heaven-turning Seal and let the banshee Qing'er board the flying boat.

He looked up and down at Qing'er, his eyes wandering back and forth between Qing'er's pretty and charming little face, her tall and straight breasts, her slender waist, her round buttocks, and her long and straight legs.

He has been training himself recently, aiming to achieve the legendary clear look in his eyes that "only appreciates and does not include lust" when looking at beautiful women.

But judging from Qing'er's reaction, his exercise is still a bit unsatisfactory.

The banshee Qing'er was so horrified by his direct gaze that she couldn't help but make a self-protective gesture with her arms folded across her chest.

Wang Chao shook his head regretfully and looked at Mu Shuangqing again, trying to continue testing his eyes.

As a result, Mu Shuangqing couldn't bear to look at him. She rolled her eyes playfully, turned half around, left a profile for him, and whispered in a low voice: "Kao is Kao. When you hear this name, everyone will know you."

You are so greedy and lustful, how can you pretend to be a gentleman..."

Wang Chao suddenly felt a sense of frustration and asked dissatisfiedly: "Didn't you say before that I have a pretty good temperament?"

"You have a good temperament. There is indeed a gentle and elegant charm in your face." Mu Shuangqing said unceremoniously: "But when you look at a beauty from close range, your eyes are still full of evil. It's just like..."

She thought for a while and finally came up with a suitable description: "It's like two little hands came out of the eyes and wanted to take off people's clothes."

Wang Chao said depressedly: "Not so direct?"

Mu Shuangqing pursed her lips at Qing'er and said, "It's so direct. If you don't believe me, just ask her."

So Wang Chao asked: "Qing'er, the look in my eyes just now really made you feel uncomfortable?"

The banshee Qing'er listened to the conversation between the two and was horrified. After I finished speaking, my previous feeling was correct. This time I really got on a pirate ship. What kind of monks are these two? Why do the words sound so similar to each other?

The legendary evil spirit? Why is my life so miserable? Is it because I am a monster that God won’t give me a way to survive?

When she was feeling miserable, she suddenly heard Wang Chao ask about herself. Qing'er was immediately startled, and her delicate body even trembled.

She didn't wait for an answer, but Wang Chao looked at her expectantly, so she could only bite the bullet and said:

"Qing'er hasn't seen many strangers since he was a child. He doesn't know what his master's eyes look like to humans. However, the master's eyes remind Qing'er of a very hungry animal he met before he became a demon.

The mongoose...the owner's eyes are very similar to that of the mongoose, as if he wants to eat the slave girl alive..."

As mentioned before, because monsters are not tolerated in the world, most of them hide in the mountains and forests to practice. They have never learned the intrigues of humans, and they are thick-skinned and sinister. Even the most ferocious and bloodthirsty monsters can be called simple-minded - cruel and greedy.

Blood is a wild instinct, and a simple nature means there is no scheming. There is no contradiction in the fact that monsters with ferocious and cruel instincts are simple and have no scheming.

What's more, Qing'er is not a ferocious monster by nature.

So even though she was a little afraid of Wang Chao, she still said what was in her heart. Although the more she spoke, the more scared she became, her chin dropped lower and lower, and her voice became smaller and smaller. But she still insisted on finishing her words.

After finishing speaking, she couldn't help but feel uneasy. She couldn't help but quickly raised her eyelids and glanced at Wang Chao cautiously.

This glance frightened her whole body, because Wang Chao's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Seeing Wang Chao's face look like a thunderstorm about to thunder and lightning, Qing'er felt aggrieved and miserable again.

There were faint tears in her beautiful eyes, and she said clearly that it was what you asked me to say, and I told the truth. You are about to lose your temper again. You may have to punish me later. Why is my life so miserable? Is it possible that you are going to lose your temper again?

Just because I'm a monster, God doesn't like me and must kill me before he's willing to do it?

Mu Shuangqing chuckled and said cheerfully: "I heard people say that monsters are honest before. Especially monsters who have never seen the world, they are as honest as fools. I didn't believe it at first, but today I opened my eyes.

I’ve seen what it means to be honest.”

Wang Chao's mouth moved, his face darkened, and he said nothing.

Mu Shuangqing joked: "Why, the majestic master wants to get angry with an honest little demon?"

Wang Chao had a straight face and said, "You have to know that anyone who dares to hack me, Wang Chao, will be beaten to death by me."

After hearing this, Qing'er's body was trembling again, tears fell, but there was a hint of stubbornness in her eyes, saying in her heart that no matter how powerful you are, if you want to beat me to death, I will not just sit back and wait for death. Even if you die, I will not.

I'll splatter you with blood.

Just when he was secretly running his magic power and preparing to self-destruct the demon pill, he heard Wang Chao's words change: "But Qing'er is an honest little demon who has never seen the world, let's forget it this time. Qing'er, remember, in front of me in the future

, be smarter with your mouth and pick out something nice to say."

Qing'er breathed a sigh of relief, quickly dispersed his magic power, and thanked him with a trembling cry: "Thank you, Master, for your magnanimity."

Although she has a stubborn and unyielding side, after all, she has worked hard for thousands of years and finally formed the demon elixir. How can she easily give up her life? As long as there is a glimmer of hope, she will not commit suicide casually. Otherwise, she would not have accepted Wang Chao before.

Because of the coercion, I worshiped him as my master.

Mu Shuangqing shook her head and sighed: "It's impossible for you to only listen to good words. After all, good advice is hard on the ears!"

Wang Chao's face improved and he said calmly: "Don't I know this truth? But you also said that loyal words are offensive to the ears. No matter how loyal the words are, if they don't sound good, they don't sound good. As a minister, even if you want to give honest words, you should also say what you say.

You have to listen to it better and pay attention to the art of language. Only in this way can you please the king and the holy family will not decline.

"Those who don't understand this truth, no matter how much I like you now, will always be bored in the future. Maybe you will just brush it off if you get annoyed. I teach Qing'er to speak pleasantly. It's not that I can't listen to good advice, but just out of love and protection for her.

Teach her how to protect herself!"

Mu Shuangqing was stunned and didn't know what expression to use to express her feelings. After being stunned for a long time, she said with a strange face: "You are really... you are so clear-headed and rational, but what you say is full of fallacies. I really don't know what to do."

How to describe you."

Wang Chao smiled heartily: "I, the king, know enough to refuse admonishment, and my words are enough to cover up wrongdoing."

This is used to describe King Zhou. It means that his IQ is too high and he feels that he knows everything, so he cannot listen to any advice. He is sharp-tongued and eloquent, so he can confuse right and wrong and confuse right and wrong.

This is not a complimentary description. Wang Chao has recently recalled a lot of past knowledge, and of course he understands this.

But he is such a willful person.

Isn't it bad to be King Zhou? Very good. The only failure of King Zhou is that he wasted his strength by being indulged in pleasure. Otherwise, even if the whole world rebels, he can still suppress it with one palm.

What makes Wang Chao better than King Zhou is that no matter how much he likes to have fun, he will never forget the improvement of his strength. And when his own strength is insufficient, he can face up to enemies who are stronger than himself, make careful plans, and patiently hide his minions.

"We are going on our way now, Qing'er, is there anything else you need to pack in your home?"

"My servant has nothing to bring, and there is no luggage to carry."

"You have been practicing hard here for thousands of years, but you haven't obtained any heavenly material or earthly treasure?"

"No. This place is a place with barren mountains and harsh ridges, and it is also a place where evil spirits gather. Where can heavenly materials and earthly treasures be produced?"

"Hey, didn't it say that Yin evil can also be condensed into Yin evil treasure?"

"My servant's cultivation here relies on the Yin evil spirit. The Yin evil spirit that has gathered here for thousands of years has been absorbed by my servant. If there is a treasure of Yin evil, it is my servant."

"Oh, that's it. But I think you look like you've read a book. Why aren't there any books in the nest?"

"When my maid was young, I didn't know how high the sky was. I once sneaked into a small village outside the mountains and hid in the corner of a private school to listen to my teacher for several years. Later, the small village was destroyed in the aftermath of the monks' fighting. The villagers were all dead. The maid was also almost killed. Fortunately, she was still alive at that time.

It was a shame. It didn't attract the attention of the warring monks, and it was lucky to escape. After this incident, the maid never dared to leave the mountain again. Well, when the maid was packing up the relics of the small village, she also took all the books from the private school teacher with her.

I came back and read them one by one, but after hundreds of years, those books have long since decayed into dust."

"I see. I mean, you are a bit bookish. It seems that I did not make a mistake. Qing'er, what books have you read?"

"I have read Meng Tong's Three Hundred Words, Rules for Gentlemen, Surnames of All Living Beings, Songs of Solar Terms, Collection of Country Gentlemen, Collection of Haoran, Collection of Jinshi Wenbang Collection, Yeling Yaohua..."

Wang Chao was speechless.

This little demon is really well-read. He has even read guide books such as Country Gentlemen’s Collection that introduces rural gentlemen’s homes, and Jinshi Wenbang Collection, which is a collection of examination papers for the imperial examination. Wang Chao really wants to ask, are you reading these?

Do you want to take the imperial examination?

The rules of a gentleman, Haoran Ji, are the code of conduct for a gentleman. No wonder this monster has never killed anyone. No wonder he is weak in temperament but stubborn and unyielding. It turns out that he has been learning to be a gentleman since he was a child.

Shaking his head and sighing, Wang Chao said: "Qing'er, you have read a book, which is very good. But after you followed me, you forgot all about the rules of a gentleman, the collection of Haoran and so on. The world of cultivation is not as beautiful as you think.

If you follow the example of a gentleman in the world of cultivation, you will suffer big losses."

Qing'er pursed her lips twice, as if she wanted to argue, but in the end she sighed and whispered: "My maid understands."

"You have to listen to it in your heart." Wang Chao nodded, and then said: "By the way, Qing'er, what kind of monster are you?"

Qing'er said: "Go back to the master, I am a green snake that turned into a monster. This kind of green snake that I was born in is highly venomous. If it is bitten by a tiger or a bull, it will be poisonous after taking five steps."

Death, so it is called the five-step fall."

"It turns out to be a snake demon!" Wang Chao suddenly realized, glanced at Qing'er's waist, touched his chin and said, "No wonder the waist is so fluid. It must be very sexy when twisted."

Mu Shuangqing, who was urging the flying boat to continue on its way, gave Wang Chao a hard look.

Although Qing'er had read a lot of miscellaneous books, he still didn't understand Wang Chao's nonsense. He said stupidly: "Although my servant's twisting of the waist is very powerful, twisting the waist and flicking the tail is like a mountain collapse."

It's powerful, but it can't kill ghosts! To deal with ghosts, you need to use magic."

Mu Shuangqing tried to hold back her laughter, but couldn't, so she burst into laughter again. While laughing, she glared at Wang Chao again.

Wang Chaoruo was nonchalant and said seriously: "You don't understand, your little waist is really good when you twist it. I don't understand this matter, I will teach you when I have time."

"My maid thanks my master."

Seeing Qing'er's serious expression of thanks, Wang Chao couldn't help but laugh.

Shaking his head, Wang Chao asked again: "Qing'er, besides hitting people with demon pills, do you have any other skills?"

Qing'er said: "My maid is still good at hand-to-hand combat. But I have to show my true colors before I can show my strength." At this point, she blushed slightly and said with some embarrassment: "But my maid has never fought with a monk before.

, I don’t know if this hand-to-hand combat technique is useful to monks. In short, it seems to be useless in front of the master."

"That's because you haven't learned your true skills." Wang Chao said with a smile: "If you follow me, I will teach you. Besides, besides hand-to-hand combat, what other skills do you have? What about the fierce poison you are gifted with? When you were still a mortal snake, you could

He killed a ferocious tiger and a barbarian bull, and he must be even more powerful now?"

Qing'er said: "Back to my master, after studying, I felt that using poison was too cruel and despicable, and was not in line with the way of a gentleman, so when I formed the elixir and transformed, I washed away the poison from my talent."

Wang Chao and Mu Shuangqing looked at each other speechless, both lamenting that the gentleman Gui Haoran had done so much to harm the demons, and could actually deceive a naturally venomous snake into ruining his most powerful talent.

You must know that monsters are different from humans. Wild monsters do not have that many techniques, spells, and magical powers. The only things that can compete with human monks are their innate magical powers, their powerful monster bodies, and a demon pill that can be used as a magic weapon.

However, Qing'er has washed away his innate magical powers, and even among monsters, he can be regarded as a useless person.

"Qing'er, I say it again, you must forget all about the gentleman's rules and Haoran Ji." Wang Chao emphasized again and asked: "Qing'er, what happened to your demon pill? Why?

Will it be five colors? Do the five colors of black, white, red, yellow and blue have any special meaning?"

Qing'er shook his head and said: "My little servant doesn't know why the demon pill has five colors. The little demon is also ignorant of the meaning of the five colors."

Seeing that Qing'er really knew nothing, Wang Chao asked Mu Shuangqing: "Shuangqing, isn't Qing'er's demon pill special?"

"Except for the five colors, I didn't notice anything special." Mu Shuangqing shook her head: "If she hadn't washed away the poisonous talent, the demon pill would be poisonous and could release poisonous water, wind, poison, and fire poison mist. But she washed it away

With talent, Demonic Pill can only run rampant."

Wang Chao asked again: "Have you never seen a five-color demon pill before?"

Mu Shuangqing said: "No."

Wang Chao asked: "Then why did you recognize that it was a demon pill at a glance?"

Mu Shuangqing smiled and said: "I have seen many demon pills in the Vermillion Bird Sect. Although I have never seen five-color demon pills, the essential characteristics of the demon pills are the same. If you see them more often, you will naturally recognize them at a glance.

come out."

"Even you can't tell what's so special about the five-color demon pill?" Wang Chao frowned and murmured: "Qing'er's demon pill always seems to be of great research value..." (To be continued...

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