The Zombie King Wants To Live An Ordinary Life

Lu Ren puts the chicken nuggets into the cold water, and there are green onion knots and **** slices floating on the surface of the water. There was a big fire under the pot, and it didn't take long for the water to boil.

Lu Ren took the spoon and skimmed the foam. After the flame turned small, he covered the pot and cleared the countertop of the kitchen.

Next, just wait patiently for the chicken nuggets in the pot to be cooked.

"Doctor." As soon as Lu Ren's business was over, there was a low and hoarse voice in the next room calling out his name.

"What's wrong?" Lu Ren wiped his hands and walked into the side lying. "Didn't you let you sleep for a while after taking the medicine?"

You Youping lay on the bed and shook his head: "Doctor, I want to go to the toilet."

"Then go up by yourself." Lu Ren looked at the young man and wondered what tricks the other party was going to do.

"But, I don't have the strength..." You You's voice trembled slightly, and his face was full of "weakness and fatigue", "I may need a doctor's help."

"You can't even go to the toilet by yourself? What you know is a fever, but those who don't know think you have broken your leg." Lu Ren murmured and walked to the bed.

He had just bent down, and his two white arms had already consciously hooked his neck.

"What are you doing?" Lu Ren's body trembled slightly, his eyes slightly wary.

"Thank you, the doctor." "Thank you, doctor." "Thank you, doctor."

"Don't take an inch, and don't look at how old you are. How can you make such a request?" Lu Ren's face turned to one side, "I will help you to the door of the toilet."

"Doctor, do you dislike me?" Youyou sucked on his red nose from a cold. "I don't want to grow up so tall. When I was young, I was a little one..."

"Who was not a little one when I was a child?" Lu Ren said, "Don't say anything sloppy, you still can't go to the bathroom after all."

"Please, doctor." You You said with a smile.

"Except for shamelessness, what else can you do." Lu Ren had a headache and was helpless. To deal with people like You You, the only way he can think of is "use magic to defeat magic."

However, Lu Ren considers himself a prudent and sophisticated adult, and he can't hide his face and play rascals with each other.

You You's mouth curled up quietly, and seeing the man's brows loosened slowly, he knew that the other party was soft-hearted.

In fact, when Lu Ren was observing You You, You You was also observing Lu Ren.

After getting along for this period of time, Lu Ren didn't know that You You had grasped the "little weakness" in his character, and slowly lowered his bottom line through this "little weakness".

Many people feel that You You is a strange species and don't understand the world, but they don't know that if You You cares about someone, his light blue eyes are also good at seeing people's hearts.

Just like in the eyes of other people, Lu Ren is a gentle "good old man", but You You knows that men are actually "eating soft but not hard" temperament.

"It's useless for me to play tricks. It's okay for the doctor to feel sorry for me." You You said pitifully.

Lu gave a cold snorted noncommittal.

You You chuckled and whispered to the man's face: "I can give back to the doctor, such as helping the doctor--"

"Be quiet." Lu Ren immediately squeezed his hands and lifted the person with his brain full of yellow waste from the bed.

"It's amazing, it was the same just now. The doctor picked me up easily." You You naturally hugged the man's neck and exclaimed.

"Actually, you are still quite heavy." Lu Ren thought of his identity and deliberately exhaled two breaths to show that he was very strenuous.

"The muscles on the doctor's arm are as hard as rocks." You You seemed to not hear Lu Ren's words, and his attention shifted to the man's arm.

He curiously poked the muscles hidden under the long sleeves with his fingers.

"Can I throw you on the ground?" Lu Ren said bluntly.

"No, the doctor can't bear it." You You looked confident.

"Go to your toilet." When Lu Ren pushed open the toilet door and was about to put the person down, You You suddenly changed posture and climbed on top of him.

"What are you doing?" Lu Ren looked down at the young man who hugged him like a koala, feeling that his patience was about to run out.

"Doctor, I know you have an old saying called'Send the Buddha to the West'." You lobby.

"Speaking of people." Lu Ren's lips moved slightly, worried that the young man raised his head and fell, his body stiffened and motionless.

"I didn't wear shoes." You You said lazily, putting his whole body on the man. He squinted, and at this moment, he seemed to have unprecedented satisfaction in his heart.

"So? Are you a mermaid princess?" Lu Ren's mouth curled, "The foot is on the ground like a knife."

"I'm afraid that if I get a cold when I walk barefoot, it will make my condition worse." You You said kindly, "I don't want to bother the doctor to take care of me."

How can this person always find reasons for his absurd behavior? It is a pity that this kid can reverse the black and white ability and not do marketing. Lu Ren looked at each other for a few seconds with the person picking up on him, and finally defeated and led the people into the toilet.

"Doctor, can you help me pull off my pants."

"Use your own hands."

"The toilet is too small... I suddenly feel a little shy thinking that the doctor is next to me."

"If you accidentally get outside, you will clean the toilet next week."

"Doctor, I'm not ashamed of you staring at me like this."

"I don't want to, then you let me leave here."

...

After the faucet was turned off, the toilet door finally opened again.

The face of the person who walked out was as black as iron, while the face of the person hanging on him was bright.

Lu Ren strode back to lying on his side, he couldn't wait to take off the "human-shaped pendant" from his body now.

However, when he was about to throw You You back on the bed, who thought You You had guessed his thoughts and let go of his hand.

Lu Ren was stunned, and then his collar was caught, and the two fell into the soft quilt together.

"Insane." Lu Ren finally couldn't control his emotions and cursed secretly. He was lying on the bed with his eyes open, and everything in his vision changed.

Lu Ren subconsciously held his breath, the face that looked down on him was delicate and flawless, stained with warm luster, and the visual impact was like a beautiful statue standing in a church, just under the holy light through the rose window.

Beautiful and deceptive and not tolerant of infringement.

"Doctor, can I kiss you?" The light blue eyes looked at him tenderly, and the young man lowered his head slightly, as if chattering.

Lu Ren did not speak. In fact, he could not refuse.

Because at this moment, You You, who usually play pornographic jokes, are like two completely different people. If it was the usual way, Lu Ren might resolutely refuse, or directly cover the other party's mouth, but at this moment You You are really different.

Lu Ren even had a faint hallucination, mistakenly thinking that the other party was a handsome priest turned into an angel, and the kiss with his head down was actually redeeming his dry soul.

Lu Ren's throat rolled, and his brown hair touched his cool skin, and he could smell the clean and soft breath of You You's body, with the warmth of the noon sun.

"Soon, I\'llcatchyou."

Soon, you will be trapped by me.

This is a very light kiss, not mixed with any passion, and the moment the kiss falls, it is like a white feather fluttering by.

Lu Ren didn't even have time to react, and it was over.

"Is the doctor dumbfounded?" While he was still in a daze, the other party already laughed and teased.

"...

"Lu Ren's reaction was still a little sluggish.

"Are you fascinated by my face?" Youyou smiled harder, and his expression became brighter. Because no matter what he tried, he couldn't get Lu Ren to get his "beauty", but now he has succeeded inadvertently, and he can't conceal the pride in his heart at all.

"Ah, I'm fascinated." Lu Ren said softly after a while.

There was a sudden silence in the bedroom.

You You froze for a moment, her smile frozen on the corner of her mouth, and her expression became very complicated.

Lu Ren couldn't understand the youth's expression, but he found that the other party's face was red with the naked eye.

"I'm going to see how the chicken soup is going?" Lu Ren lowered his head and got up from the bed.

This time You You didn't stop him, he just gave a soft "um" and quietly watched the man walk out of his side.

Then, in the blink of an eye, he leaned over on the bed.

"Why... Suddenly admit it in a serious manner?" You You touched her heartbeat that had not yet calmed down, and slowly curled up into the quilt. "It's terrible, I almost thought I was going to die."

*****

Lu Ren went straight to the balcony. When encountering unsolvable problems, he will get used to a cigarette first to calm himself down.

For example, when he found out that he became non-human.

For example, right now.

"I was bent?" Lu Ren bit his cigarette and fell into deep thought. "Or, I'm actually bent by nature?"

"It's impossible. When I was in school, I could do Japanese action movies." Lu Ren scratched his hair, thinking further and further. "Could it be that the physique has changed... Actually, the zombies are all homosexuals? In terms of demand, they don't have to reproduce?"

"It shouldn't be, I only have feelings for him." Lu Nin faintly exhaled, the expression on his face that was indescribable. He faintly felt that his life was gradually starting to lose control.

*****

The casserole in the kitchen made a grunting noise, Lu Ren pushed open the balcony door and walked back into the house. He opened the lid of the pot and found that a layer of yellow chicken fat had floated on the surface of the soup.

The stewed chicken soup is finished.

"Do you want to call him out to eat now?" Lu Ren touched his chin, feeling strange, "Why do you feel a little embarrassed?"

Although it is impossible to know the reason, Lu Ren feels that his attitude towards You You has changed a bit.

It seems that he can no longer treat his patient with peace of mind.

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