There is a dream called football

Many strong teams in the Premier League have introduced acupuncture and massage from traditional Chinese medicine. No, during halftime, the Arsenal team doctor used acupuncture to help the players relax.

In fact, Chinese medicine is more popular in the world than Chinese people imagine. For example, the marks left by cupping on Phelps's body are a good illustration.

Robin van Persie is weird.

"Li Qiao, why doesn't the needle hurt?"

Li Qiao laughed and said, "I don't know about this either. It should be the magic of Chinese medicine."

Li Qiao studied Western medicine in his previous life and didn't know much about traditional Chinese medicine. The only thing he knew was that Suxiao Jiuxin Pills and nitroglycerin were similar in that they could save myocardial infarction, but he didn't know anything else.

The Chinese team doctor smiled and said: "Because it is inserted into the acupuncture point, it does not hurt. If it is inserted randomly, it will be very painful."

"Yeah?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Van Persie shouted: "Ah, it hurts."

"Ha ha."

This Chinese is a Chinese born and raised in the UK, his name is Tang John.

The main reason is that the UK has very strict jurisdiction over doctors practicing medicine, and it is almost impossible to introduce Chinese doctors. Therefore, most of the team doctors in Premier League clubs who understand traditional Chinese medicine are also British.

"Tang, I like watching martial arts movies. Are the acupuncture points in them real?" Van Persie started to make gestures as he spoke.

To be honest, almost every boy in the world has a martial arts dream in his heart. This may be why Bruce Lee was so popular in the United States.

The team doctor smiled and said: "It makes sense, but I don't know how to do it. That falls within the scope of martial arts, not traditional Chinese medicine."

"Li Qiao, do you know Kung Fu?"

"Yes."

Li Qiao picked off Van Persie's head hard.

"Depend on."

"Ha ha."

"This is called Patou Kung Fu."

Just when everyone was laughing and Wenger was also very happy, Xiaofa came over and said, "Arthur, I'm afraid I won't be able to play in the second half."

"What's wrong?"

Fabregas has some muscle problems to begin with. This is the feeling of an athlete. In the Premier League, they are very strict and they trust the players more.

"My muscles just feel tight."

As soon as these words came out, Wenger himself felt nervous. He probably knew what he meant.

"Well, let's rest."

"I'm really sorry."

"nothing."

Fabregas knows that Arsenal is short of players now, and he is injured, which is adding insult to injury for the team.

Wenger put his hand on Fabregas' shoulder and said, "Have a good rest, you are very important to the team."

Wenger thought about it and realized that the genuine midfielder was no longer available, so he could only use Eboue, a right back from Cote d'Ivoire who could also play in the midfield, to replace him.

Wenger patted Eboue and said, "Go to the assistant coach and he will explain the tactics clearly to you."

"good."

Wenger has already considered buying someone during the winter break. It will be too difficult if this continues, and he might not even be able to line up a starting lineup.

But the problem is that good players are hard to find during the winter break, and the prices are also very expensive.

"I can't control it. Now I can only tear down the east wall to make up for the west wall. Just like Li Qiao and Robin van Persie, they were originally wingers and changed to forwards. The same is true for Eboue."

*****

Park Ji-sung felt that he had a halo today, and his teammates and head coach recognized his performance in the first half.

"Park, you were really good today. From now on, you'll just play winger."

"Ha ha."

Ferguson also patted him.

"We conceded a goal in the first half, but that was just unlucky. We had more possession of the ball, passing success rate, and more shots than Arsenal. The only thing Arsenal had ahead of us was the number of yellow cards."

"Hahaha."

"We must score again in the second half. It is very important to win Arsenal at Highbury. At least in the final battle for the league championship, Arsenal will be eliminated."

This is quite right. If you want to kick your opponent out, the best way is to defeat them at their home court. This is tantamount to psychological humiliation.

"In the second half, our tactics don't need to change, we just play like that."

"Yes, Sir."

*****

"Here, your coffee, old man." Lorinda handed the coffee in her hand to her father.

"Thank you, daughter."

Lorinda sat down and said with a smile: "The weather in London is so miserable. I miss the sunshine in Porto."

"But the Portuguese league is not as developed as here."

"Haha, you sell Li Qiao once a year, and you make a lot of money, right?"

"What's the meaning?"

"Tell me how much you earned."

…

"What do you mean I sold Li Qiao? It was obviously Liverpool who sold him. What does it have to do with me?"

"Hey, why are you nervous? Old man, I don't want your money, but I'm warning you, don't sell Li Qiao again next year. I don't want to move once a year."

Sosa spread his hands and said, "I can't make the decision on this. Again, it's the club that sells Li Qiao, not me."

"cut!"

"Also, there is no Christmas holiday in this damn place. Li Qiao and I haven't had a vacation for a long time. If you want to sell, you can sell Li Qiao to Germany. I heard that the winter break there is the longest."

"..."

"But there are not many teams in the Bundesliga that can afford Li Qiao."

"I don't care."

…

*****

The two Korean commentators almost blew their minds during the halftime break.

"Park Ji-sung is undoubtedly Asia's number one brother now."

"I think it's true. Li Qiao showed no threat in the first half. He was afraid of defense and could only stay away from the penalty area. Park Ji-sung can already replace Ronaldo. I think even if Ronaldo is injured for a few months, Manchester United will be fine.

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"Of course, I don't expect Lee Kyo to score in this game, but Park Ji-sung of the Republic of Korea will score again."

"The final score may be 2-1. It's early in the morning in the Republic of Korea, but the fans who stayed up late to watch this game must think it is worth it."

From the Premier League, the two have been promoted to next year's World Cup.

"We know that the Chinese team only reached the World Cup through the play-offs, and we directly qualified from the group. I think next year in Germany, the goal of the Republic of Korea is to qualify from the group."

"What about the Chinese team?"

"It's probably the same as last time. If you don't score a goal, you'll be eliminated."

"Hahaha, last time the Republic of Korea ranked fourth."

"Yeah, I almost made it to the finals."

In the end, even the Korean fans who stayed up late at night to watch the game couldn't bear it. It was so embarrassing. Now the only one in Asia must be Lee Qiao. He has won two Champions League championships. Park Ji-sung...

This was simply unreasonable, but people at the scene didn't know this, so Li Qiao and his Arsenal teammates ran out.

The fans were surprised to find that Fabregas was missing. What happened? Because Fabregas actually performed very well in the first half.

Could it be that another one was injured?

Thinking of this, many fans feel particularly uncomfortable. This winter will be difficult for Arsenal.