There was something wrong with my past life

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu UpuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuHelp, you are seeking wealth and killing your life!"

Although Chu Ran had recovered his male body, he looked extremely miserable and broke into the house. When he saw Ning Ye and Nangong Ritian here, he couldn't control his inner emotions and wailed with great sadness.

"Chu Ran, you...how did you become like this?"

Ning Ye stood up, looked at her friend in front of her, and asked in confusion.

Earlier in the hall, Chu Ran was tied up and taken away. It took less than half an hour for the training to be completed? Well, looking at him like this, it's just a sad experience that can't be looked at!

"Beasts! Those people are really a bunch of beasts!"

Chu Ran complained and scolded with tears in her eyes, and then looked at Ning Ye full of grievance: "As for what happened, Ning Ye, did you smell the smell of roasted chicken wings in the air?"

"Um...not to mention, it really tastes like grilled chicken wings."

Ning Ye sniffed, there was really a sweet smell like chicken wings about to be cooked, and the source of this smell was coming from Chu Ran's body.

"So those people are just beasts! They tied me to a weird rock in such a perverted way. I didn't know what they were going to play. Then with a "crash", many thunder and lightning came down from the sky and struck me directly. , almost cooked me. Although I’m not cooked yet, it should still be medium-rare, and the fragrance of grilled chicken wings is permeating the whole body, woo woo woo!”

When Chu Ran recalled this painful experience, she couldn't help but shed tears of humiliation. She really didn't want to try it a second time.

Ning Ye: "..."

Ning Ye had always thought in the past that if Chu Ran was so shameless and pretentious, she should stay away from him. Otherwise, if God didn't like him one day, innocent people would be hurt when he struck him with lightning. of myself.

But now, I didn't expect that the dream would come true, and this soul was really struck by lightning.

Well, be sure to stay calm and serious, be a compassionate person, and never laugh out loud!

"Ning Ye, you shameless Hundan, I've already been like this, and you still have the nerve to laugh! Don't say anything, we're done as friends!"

Chu Ran, who was crying about his tragic experience, looked up and saw the smile that his gay friend Ning Ye was trying to suppress at the corner of his mouth. He immediately felt depressed and lamented that he was not a kind friend!

"No, actually I'm laughing because I'm happy for you Chu Ran!"

"Happy for me? Why are you happy?" Chu Ran was puzzled.

Even though he knew that the so-called "friendship breakup" was just a joke, and that Chu Ran and himself had ended their friendship countless times in the past, Ning Ye still turned on the serious nonsense mode and said seriously:

"Look Chu Ran, your long-cherished wish has come true. Now you have returned to a man's body and you are no longer a beautiful girl. This is very worthy of joy! Besides, Chu Ran, you should feel lucky. Wasn't it just that you were struck by lightning? Anyway, Are there any dead people? You have to know that anyone who offends that terrifying woman Long Liuxi will never end well. You being able to come back alive is already worth popping the champagne to celebrate!"

Chu Ran touched his nose and nodded: "Well... what you said seems to make sense, but why do I always feel like you are just lying to me again?"

Ning Ye looked at him with sincere eyes and said with a gentle smile: "We are close friends. How could I lie to you about this kind of thing? I was really happy for you Chu Ran before! Seeing that you are safe I feel relieved when you come back without incident, but you don’t know that during the time when you were taken away, I couldn’t eat, and all the food on the table was tasteless!”

Chu Ran was deeply moved: "Okay, thank you very much for your concern, Ning Ye. You are indeed my good brother! I misunderstood you before and thought you looked funny because of my current appearance. Woolen cloth!"

"It doesn't matter. We are good friends. I won't take it to heart. These are all things I should do!"

Ning Ye waved her hand, very generously.

Nangong Ritian, who was on the side, couldn't help but look at Ning Ye with admiration.

What he just said was true. If he hadn't been sitting at the dining table and witnessed Ning Ye eating happily at the dining table, he might have actually believed this lie about gay friendship. .

No wonder that with such a low level of cultivation, he could win the favor of his fiancée Dongfang Qingyue, who has been practicing swordsmanship with the sword master since childhood at the top of the Sword Peak. She has a cold nature and is not hypocritical of others. It turns out to be oral sex... Oh no, it is. The art of talking is so amazing!

awesome! impressive!

Immediately, Nangong Ritian's little thoughts began to overflow, thinking that he must establish a good relationship with Brother Ning Ye in the future, and then ask him for advice on the technique of talking nonsense.

After all, there is a saying that goes well, women are creatures that say no, but are very honest with their bodies and like sweet words.

When you find your dream lover in the future, you will definitely use this magical skill of telling lies as if they are true.

At this time, the door was opened again, and it was Long Liuxi, the sword master, and Chao Shangyue who had previously tied Chu Ran away ruthlessly and accepted the thunder.

Seeing the arrival of the three people headed by Long Liuxi, Chu Ran couldn't help but shudder, he was really scared.

As the leader of the Dao Alliance, Chao Shangyue looked at the miserable Chu Ran and didn't know what to say for a moment.

In fact, in the previous spiritual enlightenment process that opened up the path of spiritual practice for Chu Ran, there was no need for him to be bombarded by sky thunder. He could have intercepted all the sky thunder before they arrived.

It was obviously something that could be easily done, but the True Dragon Lord did not do this. He only weakened the power of the sky thunder and prevented Chu Ran from being directly killed.

When Chao Shangyue saw this scene, he couldn't stop him. He could only watch silently from the side. The stunning senior who was in his Taoist alliance thousands of years ago was tied there like a roast chicken and received thunder. The body was penetrated by screams.

It's so miserable...

She is indeed a very vengeful woman. No one can offend this Lord True Dragon in the future!

As for Long Liuxi, as a woman who has revenge and grievances, she naturally has a reason for doing this. Although the previous grudges have been avenged, who made Chu Ran seek death? She said in the hall before That's what you said.

Isn't it because he is unhappy with himself? It's not like he doesn't know the temperament of this little woman who is a real dragon.

However, it’s really no one’s fault. I can only say that if you don’t seek death, you won’t die!

I hope that after this thunderstorm, Chu Ran can understand who can and cannot be provoked.