There's a black hole inside me

The beauty of the elves is unquestionable.

What's more, they are elves who are 90% similar in appearance to humans and very much in line with human aesthetics.

For example, delicate facial features, skin as delicate as suet, a slender and soft figure, and uneven undulations, including the somewhat pointed ears, are completely within the acceptable range.

From an aesthetic perspective alone, Elf Civilization can give people a very good impression.

Precisely because of this, Wei Yunfei decided to be more patient and give him a few more chances, believing that the elven civilization could be persuaded and cooperation could be established.

There is a famous saying: People with similar facial features will also have similar outlook on life.

Elf civilization is just a bit arrogant, it’s not that it can’t reason, it’s not that it can’t be solved.

Of course the most important thing is temperament.

Noble, elegant, gentle and possessing a certain unique maternal and divine quality.

In short, she is like the most perfect goddess imaginable.

Easily awaken the dog-licking soul in a man.

So has Wei Yunfei become a bitch?

No.

Absolutely not!

Wei Yunfei swore to God that he stuck to his heart and was not affected by the hormones in his brain.

"Take your fleet and be loyal to me. I will give you great rewards~"

Wei Yunfei immediately rejected the words of Supreme Queen Beren Xiu Tanlin that made people feel in a trance:

"The fleet is not mine. It was built by human civilization with a lot of resources. And I am only loyal to human civilization and will not be loyal to other civilizations, but we can explore cooperation."

——This is the evidence that Wei Yunfei has not become a bitch.

He blocked the Supreme Queen's charm offensive on the spot.

Queen Berenshotalin, who was decisively rejected, had a look of embarrassment and ugliness on her face, but she also knew that she acted too impatiently, and that she was not given any sweetness or benefits to those who had agreed to be loyal from the beginning. With just two sentences, how could it be possible to capture a fleet with a sixth-level technological level?

She also knew Wei Yunfei's great value.

Once the elven civilization obtains those ten level six technology warships.

The elven civilization does not say that it will immediately enter the sixth-level civilization, but it at least has many abilities of the sixth-level civilization.

For example, the super-light star gate can easily reach any place 100 light-years away after being opened, and the high-power jump star gate can reach an exaggerated transmission distance of 10,000 light-years.

This means that the effective ruling range of the elven civilization will increase from about 100 light-years now to tens of thousands of light-years, and the scope will expand a million times - the elven civilization will have almost unlimited space for survival and development.

Based on the symbiotic development model of elf civilization attached to the Tree of Life, as long as you bring seeds and female elves, it won't take long to develop and transform a colony suitable for survival. The fire of elf civilization will quickly spread to every corner, and its strength will be extremely rapid. swell.

So even though she was angry at Wei Yunfei's rejection, Berenxiu Tanlin did not express dissatisfaction.

"I admire your loyalty to your civilization."

She said: "However, when you get to know the elf civilization in depth, you will definitely fall in love with this place, discover its charm, feel its beauty, and ultimately love this place more than you love your hometown."

"Stay here for a while, stay and enjoy yourself, I look forward to a good transformation in you."

Finished.

Beren Xiutanlin asked the elf guards to take Wei Yunfei down and take him to the most upscale tree palace to rest, and help him prepare some personal belongings to settle down first.

Then.

The High Queen waved her hand.

Two stunning-looking elves, dressed in hazy gauze, with plump and graceful figures, eyes that were like water, and breathtaking beauty, walked out from behind the tree curtain and stood in front of Berenshoutanlin.

"Your Majesty the Queen~" the two female elves saluted at the same time.

"Guluo, Chilio, you have three days to capture that man, preferably tonight."

Berenshoutanlin said: "Can you do it?"

"Your Majesty, we are elves, that one is different from us."

Gou Luo was a little reluctant and resisted: "He and we are two different races."

"As a charming elf who has been carefully cultivated for many years, will you be stumped by this little difficulty?"

Beren Xiu Tanlin frowned and said: "If you can't complete the task, what is the value of training you?"

"Your Majesty, I am willing to challenge you!"

The red-haired Chilio on the side licked his lips and said with excitement: "For more than thirty years, I have received so much training, but there has never been an opportunity for actual combat training. This time, I want to let that human being... Surrender to the methods of my charming spirit, I hope he will not disappoint me."

"Yes, this is a qualified charm elf."

Beren Xiu Tanlin nodded appreciatively: "Go, Chilio, use everything you have learned, Guluo, and put aside your shame. You have no other choice, you know?"

"Yes~"

Gou Luo lowered his head and said.

…

Deluxe Tree Hole Suite.

I just took a dip in the hot springs and had some delicious golden breadfruit for dinner.

Wei Yunfei took off his coat and planned to take a good rest and talk to the Supreme Queen tomorrow.

Gaz~

The door opened by itself.

They all wear translucent outfits, with half-revealed and half-hidden plump figures, exquisite facial features, beautiful faces, and star-like eyes. As long as one looks at each other, one will be deeply attracted, because they are full of charm. with hints, burning with some unspoken fire.

"Who are you?" Wei Yunfei looked at them in surprise.

"Distinguished guest, my name is Guluo." Guluo said in a clear and clear Lolita tone.

"My name is Chilio, dear captain. Her Majesty the Queen has sent us here to relieve your fatigue."

Chilio walked straight over, helped him take off his clothes, and said in his ear: "We are charming elves specially used to serve guests. Guest, you have a distinguished status, you can do whatever you want to me~ "

Phew~

She winked seductively and breathed out a tickling hot breath.

Let's be an ordinary person.

Facing these two elves who are pure, lovely and passionate, I am afraid that I have to raise a flag and salute them on the spot. They will quickly expand, and then get lost and degraded, unable to extricate themselves. Only in the sage's time will they feel annoyed and regretful.

but……

Wei Yunfei, who had predicted this in advance, had just injected himself with a shot of "Sage's Potion."

After the injection of this medicine, you can maintain the state of a sage for about ten hours. No matter how beautiful the opposite sex is, they are still red and pink skeletons in front of you. Their determination and concentration are so strong that even masters who have practiced Zen for many years cannot compare with you.

In addition to the "Sage's Potion", there are a lot of other items.

That's right.

Time and space teleportation technology.

Scientists from the Black Hole Group have also made major breakthroughs in the field of time and space teleportation technology, and can teleport some items with simple structures.

The current maximum teleportation distance is 1 light-year, which is not as high as the Maka civilization that can teleport hundreds of light-years.

But for Wei Yunfei, the transmission distance of 1 light-year is enough to provide huge help.

This is one of the reasons why Wei Yunfei dared to go to the meeting alone and risked going deep into the tiger's den.

So faced with the temptation of two charming elves.

"Sage" Wei Yunfei grabbed Chilio's wandering jade hand and said lightly: "It doesn't have to be like this, I'm not a distinguished guest, just treat me as an ordinary friend, let alone do anything you don't feel like doing. Acknowledge but force yourself to do something.”

"guest?"

Looking at Wei Yunfei's extremely clear eyes, he heard these philosophical words.

Chilio's enthusiasm suddenly cooled down, and his face was full of astonishment. He even doubted whether there was something wrong with his charm.

"Guest, why don't you let Chilio dress you up? This is our mission. We want to make you relax, our guest." Guanluo mustered up the courage and walked over, making some preparations.

Although the races are different, the similarity in appearance is still very high, and there is nothing too special about them.

Besides, as long as you close your eyes, even the ugly Maca will pass quickly as a dream.

"Okay, let's play poker for a while, the three of us."

Wei Yunfei pulled out a brand new deck of playing cards from behind like a magic trick.

"Poker cards?"

Gou Luo asked in surprise: "What is this?"

"Is it similar to our Elf Card game?" Chilio was also curious.

"Let me teach you how to play poker. How to play poker is very simple. You can learn it in a few minutes."

Wei Yunfei sat on the wooden chair, recruited two charming elves to go over, sat down, and taught them the principles and rules of several common playing methods of poker. Ten minutes later, the fun game began.

After a while, the shouts of two elves rang out.

“Simple, but surprisingly fun!”

"It's much simpler than Elf Cards. It's very fast to get started and you can play it anytime and anywhere."

"Your human civilization is very smart."

"Poker is just one of them. There are at least hundreds of thousands of interesting and fun games in human civilization, and there are hundreds of the most classic ones." Wei Yunfei said quite proudly.

Elf civilization has a long history, and of course there are many kinds of games.

However, due to various reasons, such as strict hierarchy, wood as the main material and less other materials, site restrictions, and the female-dominated elf civilization's preference for clothing, music, poetry and other artistic fields, the elf civilization There are only a dozen or so pitiful games among the more extensive games in the world.

Wei Yunfei made the two charming elves forget the mission they were supposed to perform with a simple playing card.

besides.

During the process of playing cards, both parties also talked about many topics and increased their understanding of each other.

For example, "Charming Elves" are a special category in the elven civilization.

That's right.

The elves in the elven civilization are divided into many types.

There are golden elves born from eating golden fruits, and they are the highest level "high-ranking elves".

There are silver elves born from eating silver fruits, and they are the backbone "middle elves".

There are also "mortal elves" who do not eat the fruit of the Tree of Life, and are conceived by combining female elves with ordinary male elves. They are "lower elves" who are at the bottom of the civilian class, and their number is also very large.

But there is another type of elf whose status is even lower than that of the "ordinary elf". It has almost no status and does not bear any criminal responsibility if it is killed. The "charm elf" is at the bottom of the pyramid and is not even included in the pyramid. .

Because "charm elves" are special products bred by some ordinary female elves who couldn't stand the temptation and ate the "dark fruits" on the branches near the roots of the tree of life.

The quantity is very rare.

But each "Charming Elf" has an appearance that would captivate a country, and the ability to charm and confuse all living beings.

In the concept of elven civilization, "Dark Fruit" is the "garbage" discharged by the Tree of Life, and is synonymous with all negative things. Just like among the enchanted elves, the proportion of crimes such as theft, fraud, and destruction of other people's families is quite high. He is even more like a god of plague, repulsing and hating the charming elves.

Including Guanluo and Chilio, they were trained only to be used as useful tools and had no so-called elf rights.

"You charming elves are not wrong. There is no original sin in you."

Wei Yunfei shook his head and said with great sympathy: "As long as all intelligent beings in this universe are born, they are equal. No matter what gender, race, skin color or other external appearance, when everyone is born, It’s all a piece of blank paper. Whether it is good or bad, good or evil is only determined by the environment. The blank paper itself has no fault.”

"The charm elves have been subjected to undue discrimination and treatment, which has put your survival in a difficult situation. Therefore, the difficulty of survival has forced some charm elves to steal, cheat, and choose the path of crime. If the charm Elves can be treated fairly, have stable jobs, and have enough income, and their crime rate will not be much higher than that of other elves. This is completely a survival dilemma and a vicious cycle."

"If I had that ability, I would definitely give justice to the charm elves and completely reverse this bad situation."

Wei Yunfei's eyes were burning and he said with an upright expression.

Then.

The two charming elves cried.

Tears fell down.

"Guest, wuwu~ you have touched my heart!"

Gou Luo suddenly threw herself into his arms: "You are the first person to say this. When I was very young, I have already accepted this situation. The charming elves are all guilty. Why? Why did you tell me If I have always thought this but dared not say it, I have already given up, so why give me hope again?”

"You are innocent to begin with, and it is this world that is wrong."

Wei Yunfei patted her back and said softly.

Buzz~

Chilio on the side also had her defense broken, and she looked at this man with a dumbfounded expression.

"What's wrong is the world, what's wrong is this world. How dare you say this? Are you planning to be an enemy of the whole world?" She murmured, and tears fell down.

"This is a famous saying in our human civilization~"

Wei Yunfei blinked and smiled: "This is also our culture, the culture created by countless heroes and pioneers. If the world is wrong, we will correct the world, so we can correct the mistakes, we can pursue the truth, our Only through continuous progress can science and technology and civilization develop to this point.”

"Your human civilization is so good. I really envy you to live in such a good civilization." Chilio said with envy on his face.

"I can take you to my civilized life if you want."

"Really?"

Chilio's tears fell even more violently.

…

One person and two elves fought for the landlord all night.

After talking a lot, I got a hint of black eyes.

It gives the outside world the impression of working hard all night, degenerate and indulgent.

This has been the case for several days, and the dark circles under my eyes have become more obvious.

Until the fifth day.

The game of poker became popular among the elven civilization.

Asked Wei Yunfei if he was willing to be loyal, and received a negative answer. After further investigation, it was found that the two charming elves, Gou Luo and Chi Lio, did not complete their mission. Instead, they were captured by Wei Yunfei, and they became traitors who were completely alienated. They muddle through and completely forget their mission.

The Supreme Queen is furious!

Immediately sent out female elf warriors to capture the two charming elves, declare them to death, and sacrifice them to the Tree of Life!