There's a black hole inside me

The sixth day of the first lunar month.

Fengnan Town, police station.

The first day of work after vacation.

When Wei Ming arrived, there was already a long queue at the door of the police station, all waiting to do their work.

Standing at the front of the team was Wei Xiaolin, who Wei Ming had greeted in advance and came over early in the morning to help reserve a seat.

"Thank you, Brother Xiao Lin."

Wei Ming patted him on the shoulder and said, "You go to the side and rest. Let me stand here instead."

"I've been here since 6 o'clock in the morning."

Wei Xiaolin smiled naively: "You gave me five thousand yuan and stayed at my house for a day. I must help you complete this task."

"Thanks for your hard work."

Wei Ming nodded.

"You can go back to your own home today. Your brother and his family returned to the imperial capital yesterday. Wei Ming, your brother is from the city after all. He only goes home for a few days during the New Year every year. From now on, all the houses and property in his hometown will be Damn it, why are you so angry? I would be so lucky to have such a powerful brother," Wei Xiaolin said.

"My mother taught you to say this, right?"

Wei Ming stared at him expressionlessly: "When eldest brother was at home these past few days, no one came to the county to look for me. Now that eldest brother is gone, is he starting to please me again?"

"That's not the case. Your mother has cried several times in the past few days. It's also wrong to say outside that they are wrong. She will never do such a thing again."

"That's my fault?"

"No, no, no, that's not what I mean. Everyone is wrong. No, no, everyone is right." Wei Xiaolin became stammering, and his logic became increasingly confusing.

"Haha~"

Wei Ming just laughed.

Wait until 9 o'clock.

The police station door opened and the staff started working.

Service window.

Wei Ming said that the reason why he applied for a new ID card was due to a relatively large plastic surgery. Except for the ears and nose, other parts of his face had been adjusted to some extent.

But the fingerprints left before were still the same and completely consistent.

The accent he speaks is also from here.

If he still doesn't believe it, he can call his parents over to help him make a certificate, or go to the hospital for a paternity test.

"No need to go to so much trouble, just handle it directly."

The female police officer looked at the long queue behind him, and after verifying that his fingerprints matched, she directly agreed to handle it.

After all, there are more and more cases of plastic surgery. Although there are relatively few examples here, there are at least hundreds of thousands of cases nationwide every year. The relevant departments have already issued relevant regulations. For the convenience of the people, there is no need to provide "certifications" You are yourself" troublesome thing.

Then pay the money.

Fill out the electronic file, take photos, and re-enter fingerprints.

The entire process can be completed within 15 minutes, which is very efficient.

In addition, since the new ID card will be issued within 30 days, Wei Ming will definitely not be in his hometown by then. In order to avoid having to return to his hometown after the new ID card is issued, he spent an extra 30 yuan to fill in a mailing address. , the ID card will be mailed to him at that time, saving you this trouble.

Furthermore, if the new ID card is not sent in time, he can also apply for an "electronic ID card" on his mobile phone and update the new ID card information in the cloud to his mobile phone without affecting his normal work and life.

It can be said that it is greatly convenient for individuals.

"The efficiency and quality of government services are indeed getting better and better now."

Wei Ming was very satisfied and wanted to give it a five-star rating.

The ID card issue was successfully resolved.

Next is the issue of household registration.

I have to go home and get my household registration book.

…

Hongtang Village.

Wei Ming parked the car in the yard in front of the door.

"Son, you are back."

Liu Aichun, who was drying clothes, was overjoyed. He went up to him and straightened his collar: "You're celebrating the New Year. What are you doing running around outside? You worry me to death."

Wei Ming looked at her expressionlessly and said nothing.

"Your brother has already gone out."

Liu Aichun had no choice but to change the subject: "I have been looking for blind dates for you these past few days. I have looked at several houses for you. There are two very good ones. I will take you to see them later. You stay at home for a few more days, and I will follow you." Your dad, try to settle your big deal this year.”

"Son, your father and I have discussed it. Now we will focus on solving your problem and give you everything you deserve!"

Hear this.

Wei Ming thought this topic was quite interesting. He crossed his arms and asked, "The wedding gifts here are hundreds of thousands. Can you and dad get so much money?"

"Borrow it from relatives and friends! Your dad and I can still work together for a few more years, and we can help pay it back over time." Liu Aixiang gritted her teeth.

"No, you and dad are almost sixty years old. We are at the age where we can enjoy happiness. I can't let you bleed and sweat. In this way, let me lend me 200,000 yuan. I will pay part of it myself. I will have the money in the future." The money will be paid back to him, do you think that’s okay?”

Wei Ming smiled half-heartedly and asked his mother in front of him, talking to his father Wei Yuansheng who had already walked over.

"This..." Liu Aixiang was in trouble.

On the other hand, his father, Wei Yuansheng, suddenly gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! I'll go tell your brother and ask him to lend you 200,000 yuan to help you find a wife. From now on, the whole family will be harmonious and there will be no more conflicts!"

"Hahaha~"

Wei Ming smiled and said: "Dad, Mom, I'm kidding you. I have the money myself, and I don't need you to do me such a big favor. You just need to do me a small favor."

"What are you busy with?" they both asked at the same time.

"Give me your household registration book."

"What do you need your household registration book for?"

"It's like this. I plan to buy a house in Hangzhou and transfer my household registration there, so I need to use my household registration book to get a separate household registration for myself to facilitate the transfer."

"That's no problem, I'll get it for you." Wei Yuansheng turned around and walked into the house.

"Wait."

Liu Aixiang reached out to hold him and looked at Wei Ming with a suspicious look on her face: "Son, do you have money to buy a house in Hangzhou? The housing prices there are very high. Besides, you haven't found a wife yet. Why don't you get married first?" Now, let’s buy a house, so that the two of us can share the burden, and the mortgage loan pressure will be less.”

"I still have more than 5 million, and I plan to buy a house with all the money. I don't have a mortgage. If I find a suitable partner, I plan to find one in the city. From now on, I will be a city dweller."

"Will you go back to your hometown for the New Year in the future?" Liu Aixiang asked quickly.

"Probably... yes."

"Can your father and I go to Hangzhou to see you in the future?"

"You haven't even bought a house yet, why are you asking so many questions? Dad, go get the household register for me. I have to go back to work tomorrow. It's best to get things done today." Wei Ming became impatient.

"Son, how about we go to Hangzhou with you and help you look at the house. We have been working on the construction site for decades. Your dad and I know whether the quality of the house is good or not."

"I said, can you please stop being so annoying?"

Wei Ming looked at her angrily: "Brother, I'll give you whatever you want, but I've been denied permission to use my household registration book? Okay, you don't have to, I'll leave now! I'll file a lawsuit with you later and sever ties. The court will give me a new one." Hukou, what’s going on with you, why are you always so aggressive about me?”

"Here, give it, I'll give you the household registration book right away!"

Wei Yuansheng immediately panicked, quickly entered the house, took the household registration book, and handed it to Wei Ming's hand.

Liu Aixiang still said in a flattering tone: "Son, if you really want to buy a house, call us and tell us your address. We will go see you when you have time."

"we'll talk about it then."

…

afternoon.

Wei Xiaolin was asked to help queue up for four hours.

Just when the police station announced that it was time to get off work, Wei Ming threw a few packs of cigarettes over, hoping for their help to get the last one.

The female police officer thought that the household registration business was relatively simple and could be completed in three to five minutes. She looked at the handsome guy again, nodded, and worked overtime for a few minutes to complete the business.

in this way.

Within one day, Wei Ming completed all the tasks of applying for an ID card and changing his household registration.