There’s No One I Can’t Mess With

Chapter 1008 The Art of Slapping Face!

"Crack, clap!"

Song Qian and the others wanted to die at this moment, and while apologizing, they slapped themselves crazily!

Who are their Song family?

In this northern border, even if the other nine families with the same status as them saw them, they had to serve them respectfully with tea and water! If you slack off a bit, you will kowtow to apologize!

However, when the matter came to Lin Nan, the situation was actually reversed!

The Song family, who had always been domineering in the northern border, unexpectedly kowtowed to apologize to others, and even wanted to slap their own mouth!

If this matter is said, it will cause a sensation in the whole northern border!

You know, behind the Song family is the Manghuang Chen family!

Who is the Chen family? They are the leaders of the northern border! The great family that ruled the entire northern border!

And relying on the Chen family, the Song family, which has lived in the northern region for so long, has gradually become one of the local emperors in the northern region. For many years, no one has dared to humiliate them like this!

"It's not loud enough! Speed ​​up!" Lin Nan gave an order.

That weird feeling came back.

It's as if the laws of heaven and earth are forcing them to slap their mouths, they simply can't resist!

"Well, the speed is there. But it's still a little less rhythm, and I'll give the emperor some rhythm! Well, Xiao Momo, what song do you want to listen to? Papa let these ants play for you!"

Lin Nan held Xiao Momo in his arms and asked back with a smile.

"Really! Papa, Mo'er wants to listen to little stars! Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of little stars..."

"Okay! It's up to you!"

Lin Nan said dotingly.

"Lin Nan, don't spoil her like this!"

Liu Ruqing on the side seemed to be a little bit frustrated, and said with a frown.

"Spoiled? The emperor's daughter, why worry so much? Don't you think so, Mo'er?"

"Yeah! Papa treats me the best!" Lin Momo nodded fiercely, with a look of pride on her face.

At this moment, it is a beautiful scene of family harmony and warm coexistence, but the elders of the Song family kneeling in front of Lin Nan and others are not so lucky.

"Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!"

One word from the emperor is the way of heaven!

It is the law! No one can resist, no one can resist!

I only heard a burst of extremely rhythmic rhythm, a total of four people back and forth, you shoot I shoot, you finish I hit, forcibly turning the seemingly cruel thing of "slapping the mouth" into a very rhythmic , like a live concert, Lin Momo applauded for a while!

All the elders of the Song family, their faces are swollen at this moment, and their arrogance is gone!

What is the wild Chen family? What Northern Song family? They are nothing but ants! It's not enough to be a cloud!

In front of the emperor, the only thing left to do is to kneel and play the little star!

"Wu Nasi! How dare you bully members of my Song family! Hurry up and stop!"

Just when Lin Nan and Lin Momo were having fun, they stepped out from a distance quickly when they were alone.

"Shrink the ground into an inch?"

Lin Nan frowned, "Is someone a little stronger finally here?"

The person who came from mid-air actually walked a hundred miles away, and stepped on the land of a hundred miles, as if directly shrinking the space within a hundred miles, just one step! Then he stepped across the land of a hundred miles and came in front of everyone! A person who can have such abilities is at least a master at the level of a sage in the fusion stage!

"The Great Elder of the Inner Sect!!! Master Song Nanshan! We are saved!!"

Song Qian knelt at the front, and when he saw the person coming, his face suddenly showed ecstasy!

"You bastards! You're just a wild kid who can't take care of you? Do you still need me to wait for the elders of the inner sect to come??"

The person who comes has white hair and a bright head,

The majestic expression on his face, the anger on his face, rose with the wind, and seeing him with his hands behind his back, his eyes full of arrogance, quite a feeling of looking down on the world!

"Hurry up and give the old man an assistant! Are you going to continue to embarrass my Song family?"

Song Nanshan's expression froze, and he scolded viciously.

However, Song Qian and the others seemed to be crazy, they still kept clapping their hands, even if Song Nanshan came, they didn't mean to stop at all!

"No! Master Song Nanshan, listen to our explanation! We, we can't stop!"

"Yeah! I, I can't control my hands!!!"

"Clap clap!!!"

As soon as his words fell, another burst of very rhythmic tones sounded!

"Hmph! Such a very rhythmic way of slapping the mouth must be some kind of sound wave method, and the quality is extremely high, so that it can have such a great control over you, but in front of the old man, it is nothing more than a small trick, boy, Is that all you can do?"

Song Nanshan sneered and glared at Lin Nan.

Lin Nan frowned slightly, only feeling an inexplicable feeling!

Sound wave method? Is this emperor's ability just such a humble Taoism?

"Sonic skill? It's just that the emperor's sweetheart wants to listen to nursery rhymes. What kind of sound wave skill? Ants, I can't understand a single word you said!" Lin Nan said with a smile.

"What!"

Hearing Lin Nan's explanation, Song Nanshan only felt the urge to vomit blood!

"Son, nursery rhymes! You actually let the elders of my Song family's outer sect play nursery rhymes for you? Boy! You really are! You are too rampant!"

Song Nanshan was so furious that he wished he could swallow Lin Nan alive!

However, Lin Nan's next words made him even more angry and more embarrassing?

"furious?"

Lin Nan frowned slightly, and asked in doubt: "Hmph! There are countless golden fairy-level ants in the fairy world who can play the little star on knees for the emperor. You are just a mere true emperor. With your strength, it is the kindness of the emperor to give you the opportunity to play nursery rhymes in front of the emperor!"

Madness! It's too arrogant!

Song Nanshan grew up so big, and he has never seen such an arrogant person.

"Ahhhhhhh! This old man can't take it anymore! Wu that thief! You will die for this old man!"

After he finished speaking, he heard the earth tremble all around him, shaking the sky, and endless rocks flew towards him quickly, turning into a huge mountain like Mount Tai directly above his head!

"The Great Elder is angry!"

"It's actually the Song family's secret technique! It's an earth-shattering seal!"

"As soon as this seal is released, everything within ten thousand miles will die! Not a single blade of grass will grow within one hundred thousand miles! The power is so great that even the Daoist Lord of the Mahayana period must avoid his edge for a while! Unexpectedly, the Great Elder has practiced this seal for many years! "

All the people around looked at the Great Elder dumbfounded. For a moment, they only felt that Lin Nan was destined to die!

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